Category: Drunk sex porn

Pissing Phone Sex Family

pissing phone sexPissing phone sex stories, I have a few to share if you like that sort of thing. I am a nasty freak. Anything pretty much goes with me. I’m not a subby bitch, however. So, don’t think you can pull shit on me. If I want to do something, I do it. If I don’t want to do something, you can’t make me do it either. When I get high though, and my freak flag flies. A few nights ago, my husband and I had a party. Not a huge one, but a few of his best clients. Men who have paid for me and my girls before too, but this wasn’t a sex party. At least, it didn’t start out as a sex party.  After several lines and bottles of wine, one of the guys announced he had to take a leak. I was fucked up, don’t remember the actual conversation verbatim, but something about maybe Lilibeth can pretend to be a toilet. I laughed then opened my mouth like I was a urinal. Before long, everyone, even my husband, was pissing in my mouth and on me. At that point, I said let’s take this to the bathroom because things could get messy. I stood in the shower while the guys pissed on me. My oldest daughter is a piss whore. She came home, heard the commotion and joined the party. The guys went ape shit pissing on a young teen girl too. We were in the bathtub today getting golden showers. We even snowballed with piss. That tells you what a nasty freak I can be. My husband pissed on us both too, but it was obvious he was hesitant at first. I just looked at him, winked and said, “when in Rome, baby.” Do you enjoy golden showers sex too?

GangBang Whore

gangbang whoreI was a gangbang whore last night. You will never guess where either. I was not down at the truck stop or at a club. I was not even in a frat house or hanging with one of my fellow trailer park whores at her place. I was at a birthday party and not a grown ass party either. This was a party for a friend’s grandson. He is still a school boy. Who invites a coked up old cougar to a respectable party for a young tyke? I mean really, did my friend think I was going to behave on a Friday night around all those delicious little morsels of meat? Fuck no. I did about 5 lines of coke in the car before I walked in looking like the trashy MILF I am. High heels and a skin tight dress, no bra or panties. All the boys at the party stared at me like they had never seen a bimbo before. They clearly wanted something I could give them. Manhood. I went in the kitchen, did some Fireball shots, then came back out to play Pin the Hairless Cock in the Cougar’s Cunt. I love that game. The boys at the party were certainly fond of that game too. I got on all fours and told them to treat me like a Piñata. Cum filled cocks and balls hit my body like bats. Soon they were all fighting for a hole and cum was squirting out of me like candy. Moms watched in amazement and shock. Jealously, too. They could have joined in and had some fun if they weren’t gawking at me like a circus act. I know the birthday boy and his pals would not of minded! The more the merrier I think. I know young boys think the same thing too.

Drugged Out Whore

Druggy phone sexWho doesn’t love to get fucked up and get naughty as fuck?! I know that I sure do! I’ve always been a wild party animal, i’ll never say no to anything! Gotta try everything at least once, twice if it’s fun! People can tend to think that i’m an out of control druggy bitch, well, they’re not far from wrong! I love getting nasty as fuck while i’m all drugged out and fucked up. It’s best when I have a sexy girlfriend with me to have fun with, plus we take care of one another while we’re having our dirty fun! I love racking up lines of blow all over her titties and snorting up every last speck! I scoop up the excess residue and smear it all over my gums to make them numb, fuck that shit feels so good! She loves to do lines off of my pussy, snorting it off of each lip! She eats me out after she snorts it all up, it’s the icing on the cake when she does! It feels so fucking good to get pleasured while feeling numb and having an adrenaline rush! I’m such a filthy, slutty little whore!

Drunk Phone Sex Masturbating

Drunk phone sexI love drinking a bottle of wine while waiting for a call, I usually end up pretty drunk by the end of my shift but drunk phone sex is the best! I love playing with myself when I’m buzzed, it feels so much better than when I’m sober. So when we’re on a call together, I’m gonna give you the perfect scenario of how I would suck your big cock while I play with my pussy and thinking about how delicious you taste. I love thinking about a cock being shoved down my throat while my legs are spread open and I play with my pussy. I love grabbing my tits and pinching around my nipples, it feels so fucking good! The drunk buzz just makes it feel so much more effective. I quickly begin shoving my fingers inside of my pussy just imagining it’s your thick cock thrusting in and out of me, as I go faster it feels even better so I begin going as fast as I possibly can and my pussy starts to tense up around my 3 fingers and the feeling is just mindblowing! I love cumming while I have drunk phone sex!

Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Backseat Love

Druggy porn

I was at the club in the restroom doing lines of coke off the back of a toilet. I stepped out of the stall feeling like I was on cloud nine. Coke makes me feel so alive. I felt like the sexiest bitch in the club. I’m beautiful so I drink for free. I dance provocatively because I know eyes are on me. I was so high and feeling so good when he grabbed me close. His name was Adam and he whispered in my ear that he wanted me. I saw that he was a sexy muthafucker and all of a sudden I wanted him, too. I grabbed his hand and led him out of the club. We got in the backseat of my car, I pulled his dick out and started sucking. His pre-cum tasted like honey. I sucked his cock with the strength of a Oreck vacuum. He gripped my hair with one hand, guiding my mouth up and down his shaft. With his other hand he put a fingers in my wet pussy. Sucking his cock was fun but I need more than a fingers in my pussy, I wanted cock. I sat on his hard cock and rode him so hard my car shook. It felt so good having my tits pressed against his hard chest. I bounced on his cock and he moaned for me to slow down, but I couldn’t because it felt too good. I put my hands behind me on his knees and rocked my pussy back and forth. Faster and faster, I grinded on his hard cock. All of a sudden he held my body tightly, thrust his hips up and shot cum deep inside me. We exchange numbers, but it was a one night stand. He’ll never hear from me again.

Amateur Strip Contest

Hot stripper sex

I was driving around downtown when I saw a sign outside a strip club that read “Amateur Strip Contest Grand Prize $2000”. That’s easy money I thought to myself as I pulled into the parking lot. I entered the contest and went backstage to the dressing room to prepare for my turn. I was already dressed like a stripper, I did a couple of lines of coke and drank 2 shots of vodka and I was ready. I heard them call my name and I hit the stage. All eyes were on me as I danced seductively, bouncing my ass and popping my pussy. And for the ending I gave the audience a full view of my tight, wet pussy. The crowd went nuts and gave me a standing ovation while throwing cash on the stage. Of course I won the grand prize and I was walking out of the club when someone grabbed my arm. It was an older gentlemen with a proposal, he offered me double the money I won for a little private time in the champagne room. I’m no fool, $4000 is too much money to pass up. I let him lead the way to the champagne rooms. Once inside we got right to business. He pushed me down onto the sofa, pulled off my panties and started eating my pussy. It felt so good, this old man really knew what he was doing. He licked and sucked on my clit so good and fast, he had me squirming all over that sofa. I grinded myself on his face and then I started bucking against his mouth. I came so hard that I squirted cum all over his face. That only excited him more and he kept devouring my sloppy wet pussy. He didn’t want anything in return. I couldn’t believe I was getting paid $4000 to get my pussy ate!!! I walked out of that strip club with over $6000 and a smile.

Trashy MILF Trailer Orgy

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF.  If other women don’t know how to have fun, well I do. I never pass up an opportunity to get dirty and party. A friend invited me to her Oscar party last night. Now, this was no swank affair.  It was a trailer park party. It was just an excuse to drink, do coke and fuck. She is a stripper mommy, so she invited some girls from the club. I invited my son and daughter. I love to party with them. I actually love having folks watch me get wildly inappropriate with them. This stripper mom is a total whore, but she won’t fuck her son. She will gangbang a bunch of strangers for some cash, but draws the line at doing her own boy? I decided she needed to see me fuck my son to realize how hot it is to  fuck your own offspring. My son knows she is fond of wine, so he put a bunch of Spanish Fly in the bottle.

phone sex lineThe party was already going when we arrived. People were doing lines of coke off the coffee table. After a glass of my wine, the ladies were blowing cock too. When in Paris, right? I unzipped my son’s pants so I could show those whores how to really have fun. My friend’s son was there watching me blow my boy. I knew that look he had too. It was the , “I wish you were my mommy,” look. My daughter took care of him.  I think the Spanish Fly kicked in with our host, because she was soon pushing my daughter off of her son’s cock so she could blow him. Wicked hot to see her finally being a true dirty whore. We didn’t watch the Oscars. We just had a trailer park orgy. My phone sex line is always open for taboo fun. Just like my legs

Slutty Party Girl

Cum guzzling slut Audrey

I’m party girl, Audrey. I love having a good time. Give me a drink and some nose candy and I’m the life of the party. Last night was a blast, I was high as a kite and totally drunk. I ended up giving blowjobs in the back room. I sucked dick after dick after dick. I think I sucked off at least 20 guys. I sucked so much cock my lips swell. I loved every minute of it. I got so wet sucking all that cock, I couldn’t help finger banging myself. I even let a few of the guys titty fuck me. Yeah it was a very slutty thing to do, and I did get ugly looks from the women at the party. But I don’t regret a thing. I loved having all those dicks in my throat. And it was good for my health all that cum gave me loads of protein. I’ll be a party girl till the day I die.

Drunk Sex Porn Memories

Drunk Sex PornI have a wonderful sexy memory. I had met these guys out behind a strip joint I was walking behind, cocks all hard and nothing to do with them. They tossed me a nice big bag of blow and asked me back to their room. Of course, being the horny little fucking slut I am, I went!

We were getting fucking spun and wasted on some turkey and jack when they started groping and pinching my tits. Soon I was fucking naked and getting nailed by all 4 of their rock hard raging dongs! Every hole was getting fucked hard and fast!

Each one took their turn gaping my holes and leaving massive loads of thick baby gravy!

When I stood up, I found out they had been filming us the whole time!

Immediately I was horny again and ready to put on an even sluttier show!