I am a blonde fucking whore. Natural blonde too. Blondes have more fun. I am just a dirty old bimbo. I was born in a trailer park and I will go out in one too. I have a Tuesday night ritual. Tacos and cock. There is this little greasy Mexican place around the corner with the best tacos and the cheapest Tequila. I go every Tuesday, fatten myself up and get drunk. Last night, I ate the worm. There was more alcohol content in that little worm than the 5 shots I did. It hit me quickly too. I was not even finished eating yet when I realized I was buzzed. The Mexican waiter was cute. Brown, black, yellow or white. I do not discriminate. I love all cock. I know a little Spanish from the trailer park. Not enough to talk in Spanish, but I can ask how big your cock is and say want to fuck in a few different languages. Never hurts to be prepared, right? He just kept nodding his head and saying Si. Horny bastard left his job mid shift to follow me back to my trailer for some drunk sex porn. He may have lost a job over some old pussy. In case he lost his job, I wanted to make sure I banged the fuck out of him. I hoped on his hard cock and took him for a ride. My pussy was sloppy wet. I slid up and down his thick shaft. He was talking a mile a minute, but I had no clue what he was saying. Did not really matter because his cock was filling my pussy up with his brown seed. I was loving every inch of his cock. There is never a language barrier when a cock is in a pussy. Being a trashy milf keeps me busy and racially inclusive. My pussy never discriminates.
Category: Drunk sex porn
Drunk Girl Fucking Makes For Easy Sex
When guys come into a party I’m at and see that there’s a drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone, they always get so excited. And I don’t turn anyone away. I figure if someone has a hard cock and needs a hole to put it in, who am I to deny them that? The good news is that I have three holes, so I can do more than one at a time. Time-saving is always good, plus it means that I really can have every cock at the party and the lines won’t be too long. I don’t want guys to have to wait to get inside me.
I don’t mind leaving a party with my pussy and asshole dripping cum down my legs. I think a lot of girls would be embarrassed, but not me. I like being known as a slut. If guys see that I’m a slut, then I am sure to get more dick. Sometimes I even get it on the street on the way home from parties. I have so many fun fucking stories to tell you, so if you want to hear about what a naughty girl I’ve been, just pick up the phone and call me.
Trashy Milf BJ Loves a Creampie
I’m a Trashy Milf and happily embrace every part of being such. It’s exciting to have my son watch mama Bj getting banged by many big throbbing nigger cocks while smoking their crack. I’m a whore of conviction. It’s too bad not everyone gets into the filthy shit I am and in a way it’s great. I love to get all the action in my trailer park and all the young boys around want some of this too. I’m trashy, trampy, cum hungry panty soaking for that big black cock and it really is a black cock matters kind of thing for me. I just wonder if you can handle all that cum filled pussy and ass after so many guys pounding me. Can you get down and clean mama BJ up, pretty please.
Drunk Sex Porn with Frat Boys
This is what I look like after drunk sex porn. I look like a hot mess, emphasis on hot, LOL. I am more of a coke and weed girl than booze, but I was partying with college boys last night. Rich boys. Trust fund brats who pooled their resources to hire a hot milf for a closed party. The college is in session, but there are no parties. Isn’t that part of the college experience? A few frat houses have been shut down for violating social distancing orders from the dean. I get it. You got to keep folks safe. But college boys need to party and fuck too. I was the only female there. The doors were closed. No university folks would suspect a thing. And if some one saw me coming or going, well I was just checking on my son. Who would guess that a sexy albeit trashy milf was the entertainment at a frat party? I was doing shots with the boys. Lots of mixed shots too. Yager, Jack, Patron and some mixed body shots. I am a sloppy drunk, but that is what they wanted. I was on top of their bar dirty dancing. I encouraged them to pull out their cocks and spray me. Cum shots were coming from every direction. That was just the warmup. I blew cocks. I swallowed loads. I let frat boys run a train on me. I never puked though. I am a hot mess, emphasis on the hot when drinking. I came home smelling like a mix between a porn star and bartender. I reeked of cum and booze. That scent makes my brood horny. No time for a shower when my husband and our boys pounced on me. This dirty mommy is never too worn out or too fucked up to keep the party going.
Trashy Milf Pool Orgy
When you are a trashy milf, your house is where your offspring’s friends want to hang out. We threw a Memorial Day pool party. Any pool party, I am the center of the focus. I make my self the focus. Being a horny milf in great shape makes it easy to get attention. My husband and I served the teens booze and weed. I even let a few boys and girls do bumps off my belly. Once the party favors kicked in, it was no long a pool party. It was a pool orgy. I am a druggy whore not because I am an addict but because I believe when altered, your freaky side comes alive. I do not care how old or young a person is, a little cocaine, and you want to be the star of a hardcore orgy porn. My sons fucked me in front of their friends. Their friends fucked me in front of their friends. And I ate a lot of pussy in front of everyone. The pool had more cum in it than water, I joked. I honestly do not think my pool parties are that much different from other pool parties in the area. I may have more younger ones in attendance, but everyone is just as high and horny.
Drunk Girl Fucking Is Easy
One of the best things about a drunk girl fucking you is that you really do get to be in charge. If other girls are anything like me, they will just be way too wasted to give you any input into what you’re doing. She will just have her legs spread for you, begging you to fuck her. You can fuck her in any hole and in any position and she’ll be totally cool with it. I mean, what more could you ask for, really? You’re in charge of her body and that’s the way you want it, right? Yeah, I thought so.
So just go ahead and fill up her drink over and over again. She’ll think you’re just being nice, but really you want to be able to take advantage of her. If you get her drunk enough, she will pass out and it won’t matter if she told you earlier in the evening that she wouldn’t fuck you if you were the last man on earth. Once she’s out cold, she won’t have any idea that she’s even been fucked. But if she does figure it out, she won’t know it was you. Call me with your drunk girl fantasies now and we’ll make them a reality!
Drunk Phone Sex: I Spill My Secrets
I got a wasted at a friend’s party last night. It takes a lot to get me drunk. I am a seasoned drunk phone sex slut. But I know when I start talking silly like which cartoon character I would fuck if I could (Scooby Doo by the way), or start sharing my secret fetishes, I am wasted. I admitted that I saw my son when he was younger fuck a pumpkin we had carved for Halloween. He had just seen the movie American Pie. He was like Jason Biggs, a horny boy looking for a warm hole to bust a nut into. We had no cherry pie in the house, so he improvised with a pumpkin. Since then, I am all about pumpkin. Used to hate the smell and taste of pumpkin. Now I love pumpkin spice lattes, pumpkin pie and the smell of pumpkin candles. I was wasted to be babbling about my pumpkin fetish and how I got it. I am a trailer trash whore. Nothing embarrasses me, but my son is a different story. I promised him years ago I would never tell anyone he fucked a Halloween pumpkin. I had the attention of every dude at the party. No pumpkin in the house yet, or I would have suggested they fuck it for me. Instead, I challenged them to find something in the house to fuck. The most creative one got to fuck me. I knew they would all get to fuck me, but it was fun to make them work for it. They decided to work together. Six guys carved holes in this huge ass watermelon and fucked it in front of me. They did not realize that the watermelon had been doused with vodka and was fermenting. They got drunker because the vodka absorbed through their pee holes. What I discovered is fermented dicks made me drunker too. It was like someone gave me a vodka douche up my old cunt. I spent the night telling secrets and being a drunk gangbang whore. Now I have a watermelon fetish too.
Big Dick Sucker and Proud
I’m pretty well known on the lot lizard scene in my town for being a big dick sucker. Cocks that choke other whores slide right down my throat very easily. I guess it helps that I have been sucking cock for a really long time – probably even before I should have been. But I LOVE being a dirty whore and getting down on my knees to suck that trucker cock. I mean, they’ve been on the road for a while and need some relief. I’m very happy to be the one to provide it for them. Some truckers tell me they drive a little bit out of their way just to make sure they can get a blow job from me.
I love looking up and seeing a line of men waiting on me to suck them off. It turns me on so much and I always have to put my fingers in my cunt while I’m sucking those big cocks. Do you want to hear what it’s like for me on one of those nights? Do you want to hear about the way I would suck your fat cock and make you cum? Just call me and use me just like everyone else does. I love it.
Drunk Girl Fucking Makes For Some Nasty Fun
When I end up at a frat party, you can count on one thing – I’ll be the drunk girl fucking anyone and everyone there who wants a piece of me. When I’m drinking, I get so horny and I will let anyone fuck me. I will put my ankles in the air and wait for everyone who is in the line outside the bedroom has had a turn with me. I hope people want to watch it, too. I bet they’ll cheer for me and tell me what a good little whore I am. That’ll make me cum all over whatever cock happens to be inside me.
Maybe the other women there will get so fucking turned on by watching me get gang banged that they’ll wanna get fucked, too. I’d be more than happy to have another slut or two lie on the bed with me and we can just all get fucked together. It would be amazing to have a sexy woman to make out with while someone is plowing me. I’m getting so turned on just thinking about this. Get on the phone and call me now so we can get it on with each other, baby!