Category: Drunk phone sex

A Trashy MILF Knows How to Get Shit Done

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A sexy trashy milf knows how to get shit done. I had a flat tire when I came out of Walmart this morning. I looked around for the biggest guy and worked my charm. I went right up to him and explained what happened. I pulled my shirt down to show off more of my cleavage. My big tits get results. I asked him if he had a jack I could borrow, knowing full well he would change my tire for me. I watched him change my tire. I gave him lots of praise for being a big strong man. The truth is I can change a tire, but why would I when I can get a stud to do it for me? I prefer to save my nails and my strength for fucking. After he was done, I offered to buy him a drink. I mean I wanted to fuck him. A strong handsome stud like him had to have a big dick too. I saw the wedding ring on his finger, but that never stops me. We went back to my place for a beer and a fuck. I think he took two sips of beer before his cock was out of his pants. I didn’t care about the beer. I only cared about his cock. I showed off my cum guzzling slut skills and thanked him with a hard swallow of his yummy jizz.

A Cum Guzzling Slut is the Life of the Party

cum guzzling slutA cum guzzling slut will always be the most in demand woman in the place. I was at this boring ass party over the weekend. I was told it was a party, but it was a snooze fest. I had to liven things up. I always have party favors on me, plus I am a party. I got the hostess high. She had no clue what a party was and that was obvious. Her guests were just standing around chatting about climate control and the next election. How fucking boring, right? No one was drinking anything but beer or wine. A party needs coke, hard liquor and a trashy milf! I started doing lines with guys. I served up some Tennessee whiskey and then I started sucking cock. Once I was sucking dick, the other women at the party followed my lead. Now it was a party. Fuck politics. House parties should be fun and void of the bullshit going on in the world. Right? The women at this party all got blow banged by the men at the party. I showed them some of my cock sucking skills too. Every woman was swallowing load after load of jizz. Guys were getting their second wind thanks to my party favors, so the women got fucked too. You need to liven up a party? Invite me. I know how to party.

Bloody Cunt Althea

Period Phone SexI love getting my pussy fucked while I am on the rag. It is nothing more pleasing than period phone sex. I am already a dirty black whore. So fucking this dirty black bloody cunt makes the sex even more intense. Working at the strip club the Dj’s brother is a doctor. He has a thing for black bloody pussy. Needless to say he invited me over and when I told him I was on the rag he said that is even better. He would make it worth my while he said. I got over to his house that night and he has beautiful condo in downtown where all the rich folks are. I was speechless. Fast forward to our night I ended up on the bed with my legs spread wide open. Blood every where. He did not care one bit. He even made sure his sheets were white so that he could see every last drop of blood coming out of my pussy. It felt so good and warm when he had his dick inside of me fucking me and blood kept gushing out. When he went down to eat my pussy with blood covering his lips I just had to grab his face and kiss him. I was completely turned on. A man that likes blood and is willing to fuck a pussy while on her period shows that he has a lot of compassion. Either that or  he just a nasty mothafucker. Either way I am Game! I have to fuck and get my pussy ate every time I am on my period and that is final! 

 

 

 

Live Phone Sex: I Can Fuck From Home and Talk Dirty

live phone sexLive phone sex is the best. Guys always ask me if I am a bot or if I am at home. No, I am no bot. I am a 100% natural woman and I only work from home. I would never work in a factory. It is not 1985! I am not a recording. I am not fake. I am just a dirty old whore who likes to work from home. I can get fucked and immediately take a call. How great is that?  I have been working all morning with a ton of cum in my pussy. I live alone, but I often have lovers over. Lovers of different ages and races.  Last night was black teen gangbang night. The black high school boys know I am a black cock gangbang whore. They also know I don’t care about age and that I can handle big dicks. Little white schoolgirls are not enlightened about size yet. They worry about big black cocks ruining their tight pink holes. When you get to be my age, you only want something you can feel. The local black boys just want to fuck and drink beer on the weekends, so they come to my trailer. We party together. All night long, I was doing lines and taking big black cock in my holes. I have not even slept, but that is what coke is for. Now, I am full of cum and talking dirty. I love my life.

Dirty Phone Sex Tranny Cock

I love having dirty phone sex with my tranny cock shoved down some lil sissy fags gullet as I make her choke it down and swallow my load. I’ll certainly ease in and make that cock throb and mouth beg me to let her suck it and beg me to be my sissy faggot cock sucker. I will dom that bitch like the mother fucking savage slave owner the little bitch wants to be owned by. Mmm… you know that little thing in those pretty panties is just oozing for some sexy tranny cock to rub on it. I love the rub my throbbing dick head next to a sweet tight little ass that has been grinding on that butt plug jonesing for some nice big flesh rod to penetrate it and make that pussy throb and clit squirt. Soil your panties for me Bitch and be ready to suck every last drop from Josies big throbbing ladyboy cock like the little faggot dick sucker you are.

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Drunk trailer trash slut stumbles naked into your bed

trailer trash whoreDrunk trailer trash slut here, wanting to come see you again. We met last Saturday morning. But, I don’t think you could really call that a meeting. The first thing I said to you was “Why the f*ck are you in my apartment?” Which was a very funny thing to say seeing as how I’d been the the the one drunk and slutty enough to stumble into your unlocked apartment the night before and pass out naked onto your bed.

I was still hungover when I walked into your living room in nothing but a bed sheet yelling at you in your own home. You were a perfect gentleman. You’d slept on the couch the whole night and that’s where I’d found you that morning sitting there with throbbing morning wood. You could see my hard pink nipples through the sheer thin bed sheet.

You laughed at me. I’m not shocked you found it amusing. In hindsight I do too, and it didn’t take long for me to realize my mistake. I ran out embarrassed as hell and am still remorseful.

I touched myself last night thinking about you and your bulbous mushroom tip on that couch. I’d like to return your sheets! And maybe see it again?

Drunk girl fucking in a bar

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There is something so sexy about a drunk girl fucking a new guy the first time she meets him. I met a guy at the bar tonight. I’m not 21 yet so he was buying me drinks all night. He got me drunk so quickly that I was willing to do anything for him. He bent me over the pool table and lifted my skirt up in the back. He pulled his cock out right there in the bar and started to rub it across my butt softly. He pushed hard into my tight virgin asshole. I felt the sharp sting of being stretched, as he slid his 9 inch, rock hard cock right into me. He held me down and fucked me hard in the ass, over the pool table. He collapsed into me as he thrusted one last time and exploded inside of my tight ass. I sucked his fat cock until he was hard again, so that he could fill my pussy this time. He filled every hole of mine full of his hot, sticky cum.

The Aroma of a Trashy Milf

I’m a trashy milf, there is no way around that shit. It’s in my white trash dna and I raised my son to be as trashy as mamma. I was working late in the VIP lounge taking loads from BBC all night and with that there was plenty of Blow and booze going in me along with those long and thick black cocks. I was completely wasted and fucked hard when I got in that night that I reeked of cum and like I had a good ass fucking with cum dripping from my ass. I was plastered in semen and had it leaking from my ass and cunt, and both were gaping wide. My son was awake and seemed he could smell me across the room and was immediately turned on. I went over and sat my well fucked holes on his face and let him clean mommy’s fuck holes like a good cum guzzler.

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Lot Lizard Sex With Stripper Whore

I was just hooking  -as I tend to do sometimes, especially when on a binge- the Truck stops like a filthy Lot lizard sex worker needing her next fix. I’m a coke whore and sometimes I go on an opiate binge and love that H. When I get really strung out I need blow and dick, That’s right I need some hot fucking and I need that powder to give me a jolt back into my system like a triple espresso for some other kind of junkie. Those truckers have a need to get met and I am very open to giving them their poison and some pussy, or ass if they so prefer but more often it ‘s just a real good hummer that they want. Let’s get high and fuck soon sexy.

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Drunk Phone Sex with Cindy

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I love drunk phone sex. I have so much fun partying and drinking until I’m feeling really good and relaxed. And horny. I always get really horny when I drink. I can feel my pussy get wetter with every shot! I am the kind of girl that likes to go out to my bar dressed super slutty and dance provocatively with strangers. I love finding a random guy and making out on the dance floor and then sneaking off to the bar bathroom. My phone number is even on the wall in there! I’ll get down on my knees and take that cock out and start licking and sucking it real good! I’m the best big dick sucker in town and everyone knows it! I’ll go til I get that hot load in my throat and I swallow it right up!