Category: Drunk phone sex

Krusty Kreme

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Some men love cream filled donuts and some love a cum filled cunt.  I went to the donut shop at 4 AM after a long night of hard fucking to see if I could find somebody who likes both.  I was still all jacked up on booze and addy’s and leaking cum from all my ravaged fuck holes when I staggered up the back alley to puke my guts out.  There was a bum out back digging through the day old’s who looked starved for more than just fried dough.  Spotting an easy target, that filthy fuck lurked over to me and started stroking his cream horn right in my face.  His dick looked grimy as hell but I’m a dirty gutter slut so that’s exactly how I like it.  I didn’t hesitate to shove his hog in my mouth and suck all the gooey filling out of his long john.  He pushed me down into my puke puddle, jammed his cock into my blown out Boston cream pie and fucked me raw, filling me with load after frothy load.

 

 

Trashy Milf Christmas

trashy milfTrashy milf Christmas is in full swing. I have the beer can Christmas lights decorating my trailer. We have our Charlie Brown Christmas tree up too. My son and daughter are staying with me until after the new year just like last year. We have a ton of beer and plenty of coke and weed too. My son has been having friends over to party with us. Last night, he had like 10 of his old high school friends over. It was like a fucking reunion. I fucked all his friends when they were high school boys. So did my daughter. All the boys my son went to school with wanted to hang out in my trailer, even the rich ones. That is because I am the party mom. I let the boys drink, smoke pot, and fuck this trailer trash whore. What boy would not want to come over here? Having all those boys around to party with and fuck, was like an early Christmas present for me. They boys thought I would not be able to handle them all since they have all grown up. Please. Clearly, they did not know who they were fucking. I can handle an army of boys fucking me. They thought they had to wait their turns and fuck me one at a time. I can fuck three at a time and jack off another two. I am an old whore. I am built for cock. I was on my knees all night. So was my daughter. We have carpet burns today. The extra boys in the house gave us a workout. We woke up today drenched in cum with our pussies and assholes dripping cum still. My son woke up horny from watching the action. We let him have some sloppy seconds. He never minds a cum filled cunt. Would you?

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My cum filled cunt is the talk of the town. So much so I had to move out and get into another city because everyone has had a piece of me. When the blow hits my brain im all about being a slut.

My cunt deserves to be glazed by jizz, and I want to stick my fingers and pick out the cum and eat it like a nasty girl. Look at me while I do it, and you will see how much I’m ready to be a little bitch who will be a pissy whore too because you can use me and give me golden piss showers that I have also enjoyed. When that salty golden stream hits my mouth, you will know I am a high slut who is ready to do it all and more.

Drunk Phone Sex Party

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You haven’t lived until you’ve had some fun with this horny drunk phone sex slut! Listen, I love getting loaded and going down to the truck stop to play with all my favorite fuck buddies. I don’t have to be drunk to fuck them. That’s not why I do it. I don’t know…it just always feels better when I have booze running through my veins. I’m not picky – I’ll drink anything because drunk fucking is the shit! Not that I would ever say no to anything, but I do tend to get a little wilder when I’ve had a few shots.

If you could get a woman drunk and get her to do whatever you want – who would it be and what would you be doing with her? I bet it involves butt sex. It ALWAYS involves butt sex. Maybe you not only want to fuck her in the ass, but once you’re done with her and you’ve shot your load in her butt, you want her to clean your cock off. Fuck yes! Honey, if she won’t do it, I will! I love licking my ass juices mixed with cum off a man’s cock. You game? Let’s play, you dirty fucker!

Dirty Phone Sex Caroline

dirty phone sexAs always, I can’t decide what I want to do tonight. When a super skank like me has to choose between smoking meth and 69’ing with the liquor store manager or snorting snowy rails and getting spit roasted by the guys at the gas station, well let’s just say it’s a real “Sophie’s Choice” type situation when you’re living the slut life. Who am I kidding, of course I’m going to do both! Once I’m all jacked up on dick and drugs I’m going to want more, I always do. Maybe I’ll go over to my cousin’s house with some oxy’s and a bottle of gin and wait for her to pass out so I can make her husband clean my cum ridden cunt with his mouth before blowing out my butthole with his beer can of a cock. I’ll have to make sure he stays away from the pills. I could go hang out with the bums under the bridge, downtown. They never have any good drugs but there’s plenty of booze plus they’ll run a ragtag train on me that I’ll never forget. I guess I was wrong, I know exactly what I’m going to do tonight!

I was so drunk last night, I don’t even remember who I fucked!

Drunk phone sexThat’s right, boys. I got so fucking wasted last night I don’t even remember who I went home with. I know I got good and fucked so hard though. I still have his wet cum dripping down my thighs. I lose all my inhibitions when I get drunk…I seem to remember getting started on his patio where his neighbors absolutely saw us. He bent me over the table and forced himself into my tight, wet cunt, and just pounded me till I came all over his thick, throbbing cock. Then he picked me up and fucked me against the wall. My legs were wrapped around his waste as he plowed me. I just bounced up and down on that thick ass cock. Finally he demanded I get on all fours in front of him so he could take advantage of my little asshole. I begged him not to, I’m not a fan of anal when I’m drunk. But he grabbed my hair and forced it inside me all the same. The pain was excruciating, even with my juices as lube. He came quick after that though. We passed out in his bed and now Im doing the cum dumpster walk of shame home, his wet cum still dripping out of my asshole. I feel fucking fantastic, honestly. Even with this nasty hangover. 

Daddy Sold My Asshole!

Daddy sold my asshole for drugs. I was sleeping when daddy came in my room high as usual. He shoves a cup to my face and tells me to drink it all. I did as daddy asked and it tasted strong and gross and have me feeling loopy right away. Now I know he made me drink alcohol. He brought me into the living room, he undressed me laid me on the ground and lifted my butt up in the air and told me to stay that way and not move no matter what. He had men surround me and he rubbed something on my butthole that made it very numb. The next thing I know I felt hands holding me down and big pressure right on my asshole, one of the men was shoving his cock in my asshole. He held me down as he pounded my little tiny asshole. One after another pushed their cock in my asshole and filled it up then gave my dad money, they didn’t care if I cried or anything they just wanted to fill up a little asshole.

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Dad put me in bed and told me he was going to buy me doll that I was such a good girl and made him lots of money.  Dad was the first to make me his Anal cum dumpster. 

My dealer loves to use me

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My drug dealer woke me up to tell me its time to pay up with my pussy. If you like druggy phone sex, you will enjoy all the raunchy details of my nights with the dealer. I have to pay off all my debts and make them disappear. Whatever my dealer wants, I will make it happen. So far, I have gotten ganged, banged, and have gotten chocked nearly to death. I’ve also made my dealer happy by making it a family affair. It was hot to see love my sisters and my mom. It was quite hot to see my mom get his cock deep inside her and how delicious it was to be able to get a ton of cum all out of their holes. I won’t know what my dealer wants now.

Drunk Girl Fucking in the Morning

drunk girl fuckingDrunk girl fucking? That is me just about every day. My breakfast of champions includes a PBR, a line of coke and a mouthful of cum. I am cranky if I do not get all three. Trust me, I need all three like most folks need air. This morning, I cracked opened a PBR, did a line of cocaine and sat on my couch naked waiting for some schoolboys to come into my trailer. My trailer is right in front of the school bus stop. A teen boy and his younger brother were happy to play with me. I needed their young cocks. The cocaine had already kicked in and I was wicked horny. Coke goes straight to my clit. And because I never want a beer gut and I will never give up beer, I fuck it off. Those two boys were virgins. They had heard the rumors though about the old trailer trash whore who likes to fuck. They wanted to know if I could help them. They were in the right place. I let those schoolboy brothers tag team me. Hot damn, for their ages, their cocks were more than ample to please me. I needed their big cocks. I let them each have a hole, but I needed more. I fucked them dry then opened the trailer door so all the boys could gang bang me. I do love a gangbang first thing in the morning. Those boys made me feel so fucking good. I entertained about 12 boys in all three holes for a good 45 minutes. I think they come to the bus stop early just so they can fuck this cougar. I do not know what I would do if I had to start a morning without beer, coke and cock. Let’s just hope I never have to find out!

Anal Gape From The Plumber

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As the seasons change I can’t help but feel so fucking horny that all I can think about is getting my ass gaped! As I get ready for my shift at the bar I’m doing shots of whiskey and a few lines of coke to get me excited to dance. I hear a knock at the door and when I open it I see the sexiest maintenance man I have ever seen, he is tall and I can see his big fat cock in his jeans already. I tell him to come in and I grab my best lube for what I know is about to happen. While he is checking out my clogged sink I take the lube and oil up my ass for him to see as soon as he turns around. I bent over the couch and showed him my tight little asshole, I told him “I need you to lay some pipe over here…” It was only a moment or two before I felt the head of his thick cock rubbing against my ass, I screamed as he pushed deep inside me until he bottomed out. He pounded me like he hated me and the stretch was incredible, my pussy squirted without one single touch.