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Live Phone Sex; Windy City Rumbler Gone Wrong

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There is nothing I love more than money. Not drugs, not alcohol not cock. If someone told me that I had to go 3 months without all three and I could have a million dollars than I would say fuck it. This dude I met at the grocery story was a nasty old p-man who looked like he was looking for a different kind of fun when he approached me. He did though and asked if he could pay me to give me a windy city rumbler. That was when a guy face fucked you with his ass hole by your eyes and farted. For 500 dollars I was down for whatever old man shit storm had to bring.
When he got to my trailer I was already shit faced. I had one of the girl’s down the streets school uniform on with my hair tossed up into pig tales.

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When he came in I was already sick of them so I slicked them back into one. It was whatever since he just wanted to foreal fart in my face. When it can time, I made hi pay in advance. He hovered his ass hole over my face and when I perked I was surprised with a mouth full of runny ass shit. He shit all into my mouth and all over my face.
I was so drunk I did not even care that I was wearing a fecal mask. He did not either, he stuck his cock into my mouth and pulled it in and out of my throat. His hot steamy shit moved up and down around it cupping his ball sacs. I moaned and he began to finger my clit. He leaned forward and began to suck on it. I gave that ass some wind of my own. He grabbed his nose and swatted his hand at the enviable stench. Then he smiled and went back to eating my pink taco. Since my mouth was full he came on top of my shit covered face. He was quick to leave, so I showered. Only after rubbing my crap face in all of that cheddar.

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My boys are really starting to get to know me too well. Pump me full of enough alcohol and I will do just about anything that you suggest out of me. You may think that I am lying but I am telling the truth, scouts honor. I was drinking a bunch of tequila at a party and started to strip onto the counters. The guys were throwing dollar bills at me and I was shoving them into anything that I could. Including my cunt. That is when Eddie suggested I started making some real money. That meant that I needed to take my phone sex line ass to the corner and start to have some live phone sex with some Johns. That is what I did too. My drunk ass worked my way down to the corner where I waited for John after John sucking cocks for 15$. The guys thought it was a really great deal for them too. They thought they would act like my pimps for the night taking all the profits. Ass holes should know by now that I am the one who wants all the money.

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Live Phone SexFuck Walmart. I hate coming here! The lines are always to damn long! My beer is gonna be warm before I even get to the check out!

To hell with this. I am cracking one open now.

Great! Now a manager comes over and starts complaining. “You can’t drink on Walmart property ma’am”….Blah blah blah.

“Then open up another register dick head! I should be half way home by now and half way through this 12 pack. So it’s your fault I am still here!”

Great call the police. Whatever. Make sure you tell Sergeant Thompson, Freida said hey!

I was through my third beer by the time the cops got there. It was a new guy. Great fresh meat! Let’s break him in right!

You politely ask me if I had paid for the beer which, duh, no, I have not, I had been waiting to do that for twenty minutes!

“Well ma’am, you can not drink in this store and you need to pay for it and then leave. Are you driving?”

Great all the damn police brutality going on and I get a wimpy guy!

I reached in my jeans, pulled out a twenty and threw it at the cashier as I walked out with what was left of my beer.

You followed me to my car talking about how you can’t let me drive. Just try and stop me!

I reached to open my car door and that’s when you slammed me up against the car!

Now we are getting somewhere!

“Sergeant Thompson said you liked to get fucked! He thinks you pull shit like this just so you can get laid!”

With my hands in cuffs and my head pressed against the roof of the car, you unzipped your pants and slammed that fucking cock in my cunt!Phone Sex Line

“Is this what you want? You little whore!”

Yes, that is exactly what I needed!

Customers were watching you fuck me in the parking lot but I didn’t care!

You felt so good as your fuck stick forces its way in and out! You were going so fast and fucking me so hard! I couldn’t take it! I was about to cum! I started to scream and you covered my mouth! Of fuck! Just then you shot that jizz so deep inside me that I could almost taste it! That last thrust sent me over the edge! I pushed back against your cock before you had a chance to pull out and just let go! I exploded all over you!

You had my cum dripping off the end of your cock and splattered all over your uniform!

Now you were mad! You couldn’t go back to precinct covered in my sweet milk, smelling like me! They all knew where you had been! They would know what you did!

I could see the anger and panic on your face and I laughed. “Relax Newbie. They always send me the new guys. Think of it as initiation. Welcome to the force!

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Man did I get shit faced the other night. I am seriously the drunkest live phone sex slut around. I do not really remember anything from that nigh except I woke up naked and that I had shit in my teeth. I am not meaning like some sort of food either. I am talking about literal shit, like dooks, up in my grill. It took me a while to piece together the majority of the evening, I must had blacked out which was nothing new. I remember it was only me and one other of my buddies drinking. We were drinking a ton of tequila and some streak and shake chili.

That was a bad combination, because the more shit faced I got the horneier I was. So while I was turning into a horn ball this dudes stomach was working up a mad big shit. I straddled him on the couch and was making out with him. He pulled my shirt over my head and sucked on my nipples while I dry humped him. I was grinding back and forth on him while he grew harder and harder in his pants. Then the chili hit him and he shoved me off darting to the bathroom.

I quickly ran behind him. I wanted nothing but his cock in my mouth and I could care less if the smell of shit was coating my taste buds already. He pulled his cock from the toilet and stroked it while he shit a little more. I came and knelt between his legs gagging at the stink of shit invading my nostrils. He shoved my head onto his cock forcing me to give him a blumpkin. I groaned and gaged as he face fucked me, when he came into my mouth he at the same time shit what sounded and smelled like everything he ate for the last week into the shitter. It smelled awful. Past that I do not remember but I have a feeling a dirty rim job was involved.

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     I was a guzzling liquored up slut that liked having Hennessy for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. If you saw me at the store nine times out of ten my pimp was getting me liquored up for the night! There was another reason I liked liquor so much, it kind of reminded me of the your cock.  That massive stick was addictive as shit!  I was shaking right now because I needed a drink and a good ass fucking.

     How about you  jerk off that big red muscled cock on this black ass? That could be fun. You could take your middle and third finger driving it up my little asshole. Sliding it in and out getting it nice and wet. You could then pull out your fingers licking them and push them back in again. The dirty little nigger whore I am will tell you to fuck me with your cock! But, being the mean son of a bitch you are you will make me suffer a bit. You will take the head of that Hennessey bottle, use it to probe  at my little asshole circling it round and round.  Turing the bottle up you could spread my ass cheeks further and let the liquor run into my asshole.

        At first it seems to be really cold but then it starts to burn. You take the bottle away bend down and stick your tongue deep in my ass. My legs start shivering because it feels so damn good. Smacking my ass you stand up again and probe  me with your cock. That red veiny muscle enters me causing me to jerk back but you push my head forward. “ I want you to ram it hard in my ass.”  I say. As if on cue ,you push it inside ramming it so far up I scream! “Filthy crack whore!” You mumble. Every pound my head hits the wall but I don’t care. “Fuck me hard!” I scream, “Fuck this trashy slut” You oblige by pounding me raw. It feels like my ass is  swallowing all of your cock! I feel  your cock swell and get bigger about to cum. My head will hit the wall from each pound you give me. As you cum in my asshole you push me one last time knocking me unconscious. When I come around there is 20 on the table, another bottle of Hennessy, cum all over my ass and your number for the next time you would like to party.

Gangbang Whore Memorial Day Shingdig

gangbang whore big titsWe had a killer wild Memorial Day celebration in the trailer park, gangbang whore style! It’s still going on. Been celebrating our soldiers who lost their lives fighting for our freedom with booze and cock. Every Memorial Day weekend I get my brood together and we drink beer, cookout and play corn hole. This weekend the whole trailer park came. It started off as a drunk fest, ended up an orgy. That tends to happen when I break out the wicked party favors. Crystal meth and coke were being passed around like beer and pussy.

orgy phone sexWhen a couple soldiers showed up asking if they could crash the shindig, of course I said yes. This weekend is all about them anyway. They were hot as could be too. My daughter was eyeballing one and I had my eye on the other. Not sure how it happened, but my daughter and I started blowing the soldiers in the backyard, soon everyone had their clothes off and were fucking. My daughter fucked her boy while one of her friends poured beer on her pussy. She was creaming all over him as that booze cascaded over her clit.

phone sex lineI of course was fucking my guy in a lawn chair while a few party guests stroked their cocks and rubbed their clits. I love an audience so it was pretty hot having the trailer park egging me on, oh and giving me jizz bombs to the face. We all fucked for hours . I fucked every guy at the party, so did my daughter. We had cunts and asses filled with rivers of cum. In fact, we were pushing cum out our fuck holes into the mouths of some of the other girls at the party. We shared those soldiers cum in honor of all the brave men and women who died for our country.

live phone sex chatJust cuz we have fuck holes filled with Memorial Day cum didn’t mean the party was over. It is not a holiday cookout without a game of corn hole played the white trash way. My baby girl got up on the kitchen table, crammed an ear of corn in her cunt and pushed it out into my mouth, where I then shoved it into another girl’s ass and she pushed it out into someone else’s mouth. You get the picture. That’s how you play corn hole in the trailer park.

freaky phone sexI woke up this morning hung over with a trailer full of naked people still horny. I did a bump, went and woke up my hung soldier by licking his ass, hopped on his pee hard on and fucked him until he pissed in my cunt and shot another load of cum up my ass. When I checked on my daughter, she was passed out covered in jizz with a corn cob lodged in her ass. Yeah we know how to through a Memorial Day bash.

Being Slutty At a Pool Party

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So many hot guys were at the pool party last Friday. It was hard to just focus my attention on one, but after a few drinks that didn’t matter anymore. I was only two drinks in before I was flirting with everyone shamelessly. Even though I knew I was sloppy drunk it didn’t spoil my fun and none of the guys seemed to mind either.

Once I finally made my way to the pool it wasn’t long before my top was gone. I’m not sure if I pulled my tits out myself or if it was someone else, but that didn’t bother me. All the guys were staring at my big round titties with their mouths wide open and I loved all that attention. They were practically swarming around me which made all the other girls jealous, I loved that too!

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Eventually this guy Rich swam up to me while I was in the corner of the pool sipping my drink. I was already horny, but he when Rich whispered in my ear that he had drugs I knew which guy to fuck first. We didn’t even leave the pool to do it, that’s how excited I was. He pushed pills down my throat while I bounced up and down on his massive prick in front of everyone. Later I found out that it was Xanax which explains why my pussy was able to squirt like that around all that water.

Mixing xannies and drinking always makes me so hot. Even if I black out when I wake up it’s obvious that I had a good time. Usually my cunt is still soaked and throbbing whenever I have a wild night like that. Sometimes cum will even still be leaking out from inside me and then there are times that I can still taste in my mouth.

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The morning after that pool party was just like that. I wasn’t sure what happened or what I did or even who I did it with. All I know is that my mouth was filled with cum multiple times. The few rumors I’ve heard about it prove it, but I already knew. It would take a lot of warm, salty cum to leave that taste in my mouth especially after all the drinking I did. People might think those rumors upset me or maybe they’re even just trying to embarrass me. Oh well, I feel sorry for them because it has the opposite effect. I actually think it’s pretty fucking hot if you want to know the truth.

Phone Sex Line Slut Loves Play Doh

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A neighbor of mine was throwing this box in the dumpster. He daughter was running behind her crying, beggin her not to. She just kept tellin her to shut up and that she was not rassin no harlot or whatever. Grabbed that little brat by her ear and drug her back up the driveway. After they went in I went to their curb and looked in the trash. Wasn’t sure what I would find but it was public property now. I was bright colored box with the words “play doh” wrote on the side. I took it to the house and pulled out the contents. There was some play doh in there that is for sure but there was also this toy that resembled a dick! I was sure as fuck surprised, and then I was turned on. I stuffed it with some green play doh and then squirt it out the top and laughed. It looked like it was squirting out some alien jizz from the top. I cleaned it out and laid back on the table and started to play with my clit with it. I got myself nice and wet and then started to shove it into my pussy. It felt so good. No wonder that bitch threw it out, she prolly caught her daughter doing the nasty with it. I know I would had been at her age no doubt about that. I continued to moan and whimper and then my favorite four legged friend came up and started to rim job me with his wide tongue. Fuck it felt amazing, who knew play doh could be responsible for this much pleasure. I came all over it and my fur friends face too. Once I removed my new found pussy play toy I took a swig of jack and let him finish licking me clean. Good boy, and good play doh. HaHa

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Phone sex lines were buzzing with the shit I did last night with you but, I am so strung out I don’t remember shit !  I think I remember the Jack Daniel’s and the cum dripping out of my ass. I may even remember you shoving your cock down my throat at about 2 in the morning. But how the hell or when did this get stuffed in my cunny? I think I remember you tossing beer caps at my ass and tits and telling me I was the best fucking cum slut you had ever had! But tell ,me  tell me ,how the hell did I get this shit stuffed in my cunny. I think the meth I was smoking was finally getting to me! I saw you sitting on the side of the bed lighting the cigarette to place on my tits and around my asshole and maybe I told you to do that. I think I remember telling you how much I would love to straddle and suck your fucking cock while you pushed that needle in my veins!

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    But ,I don’t remember puking on your cock sucker or you slamming  me down to the ground so, I figure we would have to do it over again for the parts that are cloudy. There is nothing like another party to start it off right is there? Hell I can’t remember shit and the trip will be worth it again! I am that filthy little dirty tramp slut that fucked you last night and each time you give me more smack I get a little higher. But do you think when you fuck me this time Daddy that you can give me a little more of what I need! I am so high I need more cock right now! Shove it down my throat Daddy I need you too! I am what you call driven to drink more and smoke more for cock. I don’t know why that is or why the hell I like bottles shoved up my ass! But your cock looks so damn good so let’s go! Maybe I can convince you to do live phone sex show and record it so I can remember the shit!

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Cougar Cum Dumpster Beverly is More than a Live Phone Sex Slut

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When I puked up a river of cum on the frat house floor, a couple of the boys threw me in the back of a pickup truck like garbage and took me to the city dump. “She is nothing but a cum receptacle. She belongs with the trash,” and they tossed me in a pile of garbage. I woke up the next morning to fresh trash being dumped on me. When I started to move, the land waste guys realized I was in the pile of garbage. Instead of helping me, they treated me like a gangbang whore. Forced fucked my holes and coated me with even more cum. I fucked in a mountain of smelly garbage. I was just laying there like garbage getting fucked in every hole.

gangbang whore cum dumpI had cum dried on my skin, crusted over in my hair and dripping out my ass and puss. Plus, I reeked of day old sex and fresh garbage. I tried to catch a cab, but every driver thought I was a strung out hooker and would not help me home. I had to hitch a ride to get home, so of course I had to blow more cock and take more cum. When I got home, I swear I was 20 lbs heavier in cum. The neighbors saw me slithering home at 7 in the morning looking like a bukkake slut and gave me my nickname.

My dirty whore of a daughter actually looked appalled at my story. To shock and disgust her was a feat. I can and have taken a gallon of cum and more. I am not just a live phone sex whore. I am a total gutter cum slut waiting to be treated like the trash I am.

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