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Cum Hard For My Blonde Phone Sex

I am such a trashy cunt and I want do two things in this world. Make money, and have lots of cock. A friend of mine told me about this job that she has where she talks to guys on the phone. Like not just conversing with them like fucking them with her words. It took some convincing but I figured I would give it a try and see if I could make a quick buck. I went through an interview and then had the bitch from next door Blonde phone sextake some pictures of me for all the guys to gawk over. It was kind of hot really, picturing them drooling over my perky pierced titties. It turns out that blonde phone sex was pretty hot and guys loved that I was such a trashy slut. It was lots of fun and loved it when those perves would call in and pay me lots of money. I loved being their white trash cum dumpster who would sit on the other end of the phone and play with my pussy between my fingers envisioning all of the nasty things they would do to me and I would do to them. Of what a high I would get thinking about them striking their throbbing cocks on the other end of the phone. Mmm. Every time the phone rings my cunt gets excited and wets itself for my caller. I cannot wait for my next call and I hope it will be something nasty and fun.

Blonde Phone Sex Fun with a Dirty Cougar

blonde phone sex trashy momBlonde phone sex whores have more fun! I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb. I know when a young stud wants some cougar cunt. My daughter’s young buff boyfriend stopped by to see her, knowing she was at school. He acted like he had a blonde moment, but I knew he was there to see me, not her. My daughter is a hot blonde too, but let’s face it, a young girl does not have the experience of a cougar. Her boyfriend was in need of some down and dirty fun without games, snuggling or boring “how was your day honey conversations.” Turns out I was in need of no strings attached hardcore fucking and boy batter.

trashy MILF blonde whore“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.

blonde fucking druggy momMy head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.

dirty phone sex milfWe were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.

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Book Worms!

Cum Filled CuntBoys in the sexuality section of the library are like bugs caught in my fly trap. The can just smell my sweet nectar and can’t help but be lured in. I’ve even set up a specialty wrack on the shelves in the section so I can have good handle bars for the eventually fucking I’ll get. They’re already hard by the time a show up so having quickies is perfect. They all say the same thing, too. “Ms. Hazel, I had no idea you…” and before they can even get the next words out of their mouth I’ve got their stiff cock in my hands. I’ve even arranged the aisles to make a perfect little fuck room and I think the boys know it. They’ll wait around “reading” for hours waiting to cum on this innocent looking young lady. “The smart type” they’ll say, and a smart girl is what they want. I handle dicks like a scientist.

Blonde Phone Sex With A Smattering Of Hardcore Anal Sex

Blonde phone sexDo you like Blondes? Do you enjoy phone sex? Do you like, fat, throbbing, throat blocking cocks? Then I am just what you are looking for.  Blonde phone sex with that something extra.  That is of course if you can handle the ass splitting that I will subject you to.  I have a monster between my legs that just wants to plummet right on into your dark hole of faggotry. In other words, when I fuck someone it hurts.  Not me of course, but them.

Sometimes I do not like to wait for the person to get ready.  I just wanna pop this cock in and fuck them raw.  Who needs lube right? Or I guess I could be nice about it, spit or piss on your asshole to get it ready.  You would be yelling like a bitch in heat in no time. Ah, I love my dick.  I also love my tits.  I am the best of both worlds. 

I think that is why the good ole boys around here always end up at my door.  Sure they give me shit in town, but at night, I’m the one giving something to them.  My big fat dick!

My new Gal Pal Is a Hot Pussy Licking Cum Dumpster!

Cum Dumpster HadleyI have my own personal cum dumpster to have fun with now! She’s my new gal pal! My little cousin got kicked out of her house again. I guess her mamma don’t take kindly to her getting high and fucking her boss. Apparently her bosses wife came to the house and just about thew a bitch fit. So needless to say the little drug whore is much like her big cousin! My loser husband of course got way excited, but my new sidekick did not want anything to do with his drunken limp whiskey dick. So I told her when his ass fell asleep we would just have fun me and her. I had some gutter glitter for our entertainment tonight!

Right on queue dick-less fell passed out cold and we had the den to ourselves. I have a great glass coffee table that makes chopping up our dinner perfect. We got so fucking wired that our sex had no intention of letting us cum easily. We licked each others cunts for hours. It felt so good just feeling our warm tongues go in and out of our juicy box. I kept my fingers so wet with her twat cream that it looked like I had prunes for fingers! I love having a gal pal around the house, I think I am going to keep her! Wanna party with some hot druggy phone sex?

We both kept saying how fun it would be to have a nice thick cock to suck on while pumping our fists in and out of each others cunts. I want to lick all the hot steamy cum that oozes out of her tight teen pussy while I get fucked from behind with your hot meat. We even decided to make some pop corn, extra butter! And now we are just laying here sucking all those nice buttery kernels out of each others cunt! Oh what a sweet hot mess we are! All we need is you!Druggy Phone Sex Hadley

Tight Slutty Pussy

freaky phone sexA customer named Bill took me to the VIP room at the club. He ended up paying me more than we agreed on because I wasn’t as busted as he thought. Can you believe that?! He was surprised that my pussy wasn’t all beat up and that was still very tight. Now that I think about it Bill did kind of have a point. I practically fuck all day and night so it’s an occupational hazard. I’m very thankful that my tiny pink kitty is still tight, clean, and pretty!

Before Bill left he told me about how everyone thought I was such a nasty slut. I thanked him even though that wasn’t exactly news to me and walked him to the door. It’s funny how people think that label bothers me because I actually don’t mind at all. Sluts have more fun and at the end of the night that’s who every man wants to be in bed with.

hot stripper sexI’m such a skank that I sometimes even take work home with me.There will be a hot guy that I want to play with at the club, but he won’t have enough money for my services. When that happens I either give him my number or tell him to pick me up once my shift is over. I hate waiting, there is just no other way. Fucking for free at the club is against the rules, but the manager can’t control me when I’m at home! A lot of the guys I bring home are actually paying customers too if he knew that he would probably fire me. That would be a big mistake because most of the other dancers have zero interest in sex, but I still do.

My pussy soaks through two, sometimes even three of my outfits ever day. I wish I could stop it, but I can’t. There have been times that I’ve had to rub my clitty while giving a lap dance just to get some relief. That’s against the rules too, but I’m very careful not to get caught doing that. It’s pretty easy to hide that because the customer’s enjoy it so they keep their mouths shut. If they tip me extra I even let them clean my fingers off. If they’re sexy or have a nice, big cock I give them my number and hope that they call so we can play later on.

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I am one nasty chick!

toilet sexSo the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.

Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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Hookers for Hire: BJ and Hadley

I was at my regular watering hole hanging with some of the biker regulars when Hadley came in. These guys were whooping and howling for the fine piece of trailer trash ass. Once she was heading back to the girls room I followed her back and offered her some blow. As she was taking her line I asked how she felt like joining me as a couple hookers for hire to service the guys.

This whore was totally into me and was pretty wasted already, so the rest was easy. I conferred with her and coaxed her into coming back to the guys and set up a sweet deal for these horny fucks. We presented the idea to them and they were pulling out the green and shoving it down our shirts. We took off on the back of their bikes and headed off for some hot ass fucking fun.

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Back at a sleazy ass crack house the guys kept as their “club house” we smoked some blunts, snorted some crank and got fucked hard. Hadley and I started the guys off with a little two girl action making out and stripping each other while cooing the guys on. Well I was slipping my tongue up her sweet little slit as I felt a nice hard cock slam into my sopping wet snatch.

We fucked hard, sucked the cum dry from these guys and drained their fucking wallets and took off with a nice stash of their drugs. These guys were passing out left and right by the time we finished them off. I hailed us a cab and brought my new hooker phone sex buddy home where we divided up the goods.

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We made out like bandits.

A Cum Slut Stripper and An Older Whore Walk Into A Bar

Lot lizard sexI have known Freida for a long time now.  She is a single Mom who strips for a living to feed her little girl, and some habits *snort snort* if you catch my drift.  Anyway, the truck stop is on her way home from her job and sometimes her and her daughter will stop by.  I adore that little girl, she is going to be one fine Stripping fuck slut, I know she makes her Mommy a lot of money.  However, the other night it was just Freida and I was so happy about that.  Earlier in the day one of the guys asked about her.  I told him about her situation so he invited us both out to a bar that he co-owns with his brother.  I knew she was tired because she looked like she had been fucked for hours, but I know she loves money and cum, so I knew she would go with me.

Her and I walked into the bar together.  Everything stopped.  Turned out we were the only two women there.  The place was a fucking dump filled with cock.  I looked at Freida, she looked at me. We both shrugged then took a seat at the bar.  In no time at all the drinks were coming to us fast and free.  I have never drank so much Tequila in my life, and I can drink!  Freida was face down in some guy’s lap sucking the jizz straight from the source and I had some random guy’s hand working my pussy.  I just kept slamming shots while his finger slammed my increasingly wet cunt. 

Cheap phone sexI think Freida’s pussy was sore because when I went to lick it she winced!  Either that or my tongue was cold from the ice. I spent so much time working her pussy.  She tasted like a mixture of beer, cum, and unwashed over fucked pussy.  That was alright though, because my cunt tasted the same way.  Hey, a girl has to make money some how right? Right!  After we were done drinking booze and cum, we went back to this guy’s house with his brother.  That is where the fun really began.  They sure did like to take pictures.  At one point they tried to act all cute and say that if we didn’t do as they said they would use the pictures to blackmail us.  Good God, Freida and I had a good laugh at that.  I told them, “Sweets, do you really think I would be bothered with you showing my shit off to people? For christ sake, everyone knows what I do, and she is a god damned stripper!”  The look on their faces, priceless.  That didn’t spoil it though, Freida and I played along with their fantasy and became ‘unwilling’ subjects of their sexual perversions. Worst acting in the history of mankind by the way.  It is hard to act unwilling when you will do anything.

All in all Freida and I had a great time.  She made some more money, got fucked until she was raw, I got money, and had my pussy used the way a cunt like mine should be.  I cannot wait to do it again! 

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