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Whore On The Floor

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Oof! Friday night I was plastered!  After my shift at the club I went over to my friend’s house to a party.  By the time I got there everyone was already pretty drunk, so I thought I should catch up.  Never, ever, mix your alcohol choices!  If you are drinking beer, stick with beer, if you are drinking mixed drinks, then stick with mixed drinks.  If you do not, then you are going to have one hell of a hangover the next day.  Unfortunately I didn’t take my own advice. 

I started out drinking just beer, but then the Sambucca came out, and I started to drink shot after shot.  Then I had some Cuervo, then some other types of alcohol, and finally ended with wine.  I had gone to the bathroom and I took the whole bottle with me.  I never made it back out of the bathroom.  I just slumped down on the floor and finished off the bottle.  Because people were drinking so much there was a constant stream (no pun intended) of people coming in to use the toilet.  They would see me and I would just tell them to go right on.

I am not sure how many people pissed in front of me, but I didn’t care, I wasn’t moving.  A few of the guys did more than piss, they finished up then asked me to give them a blowjob.  Some of them were joking around, but I said yes anyway.  One guy shoved his cock so fast and hard down my throat that I actually threw up!  Since I was right next to the toilet I avoided a mess.

I must of passed out in there because my friend was waking me up in the morning.  My face felt like someone had split it in half.  My whole head, and face hurt like hell.  Plus, I wasn’t wearing any clothing.  All my stuff was piled up next to me on the floor.  I felt and looked like shit.  Today is Sunday, and my head still hurts a little bit, and my stomach is still queasy.  My friend called me today and said that some of the guys were calling her to ask how  “the whore on the floor” of the bathroom was doing, and to thank me for the good time. I guess I must of done more than just give blowjobs.

Big Dick Sucker

big dick suckerIt is no secret that I am a big dick sucker. Black or white, even brown, I don’t discriminate if the cock is big. My girl friend has been bragging about her son’s cock. I thought she was bullshitting me because her son is a nerdy boy. Not that tall. Not that cute. I figured she was embellishing. I was wrong. He is pretty big for a white guy. He has girth which I love. A fat meaty fuck stick. She wasn’t lying to me. Last night, I shared her son with her. He came to my trailer looking for his mom. She was partying with me. I invited him in of course. I wanted to know the truth. I undid his pants and he didn’t resist me at all. Damn. Out rolled a fat fuck stick. I started slurping on his cock and his mom soon joined me. Having a trashy milf and your mother sucking on your cock together, feels like heaven to any guy, right? This is every young man’s fantasy come true. I was happy to make it a reality. Who am I kidding? I was being selfish. I love sucking dick. I love sharing dick with other women. I was thinking about my need for cock when I told him to stroke his cock for us. All three of us had a wild time. I think he enjoyed watching his mother and I snowball his cum the most.

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Flo is my fucking druggy slut neighbor. She is a hot mature white trash slut and we get into dick sucking double trouble often. They call her Flo the Crack hoe. I spent many a night getting fucked and fucked up with her. She loves eating cum. Well fuck I do too but something about being a creamy cum cover whore really turns me on. Plus I can have a nice gism just with her licking your cum all off of my body. We fucking love being gangbang whores together. It’s like the Count, one dick bahaha, two dicks bahhaha. Let’s see how many dicks Flo the crack hoe and Hardcore Hadley can take!

Light that pipe up and pass it to these big titted throat fucking whores. The bigger the dick the better, although just more and more dick that keeps our crack pipes lit is what we like! If you ask I couldn’t find a piece of ass selling druggy whore better than Flo. What are you waiting for? You know Two druggy whores are better than one. Call Crack Hoe Flo and Hardcore Hadley for late night party whore fun!

Cum dumpster

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Men come to Jamie when they need their cocks sucked really good. They know I’m a very nasty crack whore that will do anything nasty or dirty. I got picked up by a group of frat guys that wanted to party. There was a keg there and a coffee table full of every pill and powder you could dream of. I did a keg stand and guzzled a bunch of beer from a funnel before popping a handful of pills into my mouth before getting the real party started. They wanted a really dirty girl to help them haze the new boys in the fraternity, and when I’m drunk or high I lose any inhibitions I might have and become a real cum dumpster. I sucked the new recruits big cocks one after the other. They took turns fucking my face and shooting their loads of cum down my throat. I sucked two at once and both of them exploded in my mouth at the same time. Every single one of them took a turn fucking my mouth and filling my throat with their cum before the night ended.

Freaks come out at night

cum dumpsterMy my the freaks do come out at night. I knew it was going to be a fun night at the strip club as soon as I saw sea of people. I couldn’t stay focus all I was thinking about was the mountain of cash I was going to take home to without a doubt spend on mountains of coke. I was going to do my thing and I was going to get fucked in the back room for an extra couple bands. I was craving some good cock anyways and wanted to be the cum dumpster of the night. I made my mental list and let the boys know I was ready to play with the big boys. My regular is a big time king pin who loves to bring me the best coke from Medellin Colombia. I took a couple lines of that nose candy and got to work. I got dicked down and coked up. I was living my best life being the trashy whore I have always been destined to be.

Cum is my weakness

cum eating phone sex  Every time I meet a new man, I always go ahead and tell him how much I love cum inside of me and on me. My shift at the club was so late I took a guy home with me this morning. We talked all night between shaking my ass on the pole. He threw his money fast and fat. When he told me that he hadn’t cum in weeks I got so horny and wet. I knew I would have a huge load to take all in and all over me. I rode his cock and made him cum inside of me and then he kept fucking me after that. His cock was so fat and big he made me cum all over him. He then came in and all over me again. I loved it. I love documenting and looking back on how much I love cum to cover me.

I love eating cum

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Besides being a complete butt slut, I love eating cum. And being the gangbang queen of coke whores I get so much fucking cum! I love when You have other stripper whores take the cum I push from my puckered ass hole and then feed it to me. Oh, Fuck yes. I am a nasty coked out whore the more I party with you the fucking nastier I get. Line after line feed me more cum. I need salty ropes of cum stringing from my mouth to yours and other whores. Open My ass and watch the cum flow from my cunt and ass! Dripping down my thighs as I walk the streets. Oh, fuck yes, I have no limits I even fuck my brother and daddy. Cum find out how much I can take! Shove your cock down my throat as 5 men battle for my holes! 

The Aftermath

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New Year’s Eve was lit!!!!! I made so much damn money using all my fuck holes! The adrenaline kept me awake.  There was the biggest crowd at my job. I have never seen it like that.  I had some “business” cards made to pass out the customers so that if they wanted something beyond a lap dance they could contact me after I was done at the club.  My cell phone was blowing up!  

I had so many guys who wanted to fuck that I had to rent a hotel room and just give them times to show up.  I had to take yesterday off because I was so damn sore.  No lie, I spent most of the day yesterday drinking tea because I sucked so much cock that I couldn’t speak.  My jaw is still sore, it hurts to even eat.  My ass and pussy are still super tender and I was sitting on frozen veggies for hours yesterday, and even today off and on.

I am not sure how much cum I swallowed either.  It just kept coming.  One guy started to look like one another.  It was just a blur of cock.  I think word must have gotten around because when I looked back at how many guys I gave the room number to on my cell, way more than that amount showed up.  Maybe I can make this another little money making avenue.   

I will have to go tomorrow morning and deposit all this cash, there is a shit ton of it.  I am so happy!  I hope you got to fuck someone on New Years, and if not, you can always give me a call. 

Dirty Phone Sex Cum Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex is the only kind to have with me. I am not your wife. In fact, I bet you I am the nastiest whore you will ever meet. I am coming off a four-day bender. Booze, coke, cock and cum. My favorite things. I had so much cum in me, there was no way my daughter could lick it all out of me. I could barely move yesterday. I was weighted down in jizz. Man jizz was all over my body as well as inside me too. After my daughter passed out, I had to do something to save all that man seed that was still on and in me. I started flicking the cum on my body off into a pitcher. I fucking filled two pitchers of cum from what was on my body alone. Talk about a cum dumpster. There was still a lot inside me, so I squatted over the pitcher and pushed out the cum just like I did my brats 20 some years ago. I love to eat cum. Now, if there is a rare day I can’t get any, I have a ton of frozen cum in the freezer. I made cum cubes. I poured the cum into over 30 ice trays with tooth picks. I eat more cum in a day than a porn star does in a year. I am such a dirty cum whore.

Cum Dumpster Christmas

cum dumpsterAll I wanted for Christmas was to be a cum dumpster. I got my present from Santa and his naughty elves. My son and daughter both brought a few friends over and Big D my black trucker buddy was in town stranded because of a truck malfunction, so I invited him over too. I wanted as many men in my trailer, so they could give me a white Christmas in Florida. My favorite white is cum. A close second is cocaine, and both were in supply on Christmas. Big D had enough coke for us all to party. He never seems to be without it. He isn’t really a dealer. He is more of a party trucker who likes to share with a trashy milf like me. Christmas morning my daughter and I did lines of blow then got fucked in every position. She is a black cock whore too. Big D loves sharing mother and daughter pussy. I bet you would too. My son blow banged our mouths as Big D rammed his cock back and forth from my pussy to her pussy. My son came on my face as Big D came up her cunt. My daughter and I snowballed my son’s cum while the other guys fucked us. It was crazy hot sex all day. Who needs presents when you have coke and cum?