Earlier this guy asked me what kinda drugs make me horny and that was not a hard question to answer at all… cuz ALL drugs make me horny! For real, it doesn’t matter what it is, I’m gonna be horny as soon as it kicks in and I will be determined to find me some dicks to fuck! I’m a slut when I’m sober but when I’m all fucked up it’s a whole different story… I’m like the sluttiest slut ever! I would literally stop a guy walking down the street and just randomly ask if I could suck his cock! I will do anything to get fucked when I’m high and I will do the nastiest shit you can imagine too, nothing is off limits for me! Get me high baby, you will end up with the nastiest whore in the world to play with, no joke. I will do some kinky shit for you that no one else will for sure!
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Shopping Trip
When I set out this morning I had a mission. i picked my clothes carefully as I grabbed the biggest hand bag I have emptying the contents on the bed as I headed out. I have done this a million times but the rush I get from the thrill of it all makes me horny as fucking hell. I can hear the blood pumping in my ears as I enter the lingerie shop and begin eyeing the sexy things that will be stuffed in my purse and on my body later tonight. With my purse full and my pussy wet I start for the door.
That’s when I feel a strong hand on my elbow and I hear the words “Come with me Miss”
Fuck I just got busted for the first time In his tiny office he starts emptying my haul on to his desk. When he picks up an especially sexy number he looks at me with that familiar gleam in his eyes. I know that look all to well.
“You want to get out of this?”
Licking my lips and smiling I shake my head in affirmation
He tosses the sexy piece at me “Put this on”
With out hesitation I stand up and strip out of my clothes and into the sexy little number he picked out. He opened a door behind him and motioned for me to go inside. To my surprise there was an exam table with stirrups, just like a the gynecologist has. What kinky little fucker he is!
As I lay back and get strapped in, my cunt begins to flow. Fucking to get out of trouble was a blast and I got to keep the sexy little number he liked. I think I will be back soon for another run!
I am one nasty anal sex whore!
I am an anal sex whore and I’m not too fucking picky about what I shove up there either! Sometimes it’s a cock, sometimes it’s a baseball bat, sometimes it’s cucumber or a zucchini, what can I say? I love being stuffed to the breaking point… literally! I want my fuck holes stretched out to the point that it fucking hurts! Nothing less can satisfy me ever. That’s why today when I was bored I decided to see just how far I could get this big ass zucchini up my pooper. I had to warm up with my fingers, stretching my asshole until I could get my whole hand up there, then I lubed up my zucchini and shoved it right on it there! Oh it felt amazing, that fucking zucchini damn near ripped my asshole apart but I loved every second of it! God, it was so big and firm, I swear I have never felt anything like it before! What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever shoved up your ass?
Happy Holidays with Ellen
Today anything goes. I want to see, smell and have all kinds of weed today. I am selling my dirty whore pussy for some greens. 420 to me means Ill be making some serious greens. I will do anything to stay fucked up all god damn day. Bring me around town with your friends. Guarantee me that good lush green shit. Not only will you get to fuck me, but you can split these trees with me! I know you want this pussy.
You want this dirty pussy filled with cum before you fuck me. You always joke around about sex. You never make your move and you know I Am a dirty fucking whore. Take me to all your dope boys and tonight I swear to god I will suck and fuck all the cum out of your balls. I know you want to blow smoke up my gaping asshole and pussy. Then you wanna suck it all out including the cum up my dirty holes!! Lets get fucked up!
Happy National Jelly Bean and Scat Day
I just love leftover Easter Candy. My lover and I were getting high when he noticed the bowl of jelly beans on the coffee table. We were just fucked up enough to do something crazy. He pinned me to the floor and began to shove the candy up my ass. He’s a scat freak like me and we get into some nasty shit. When my poor rectum was full of the sweet things, he decided to fuck me. It was an amazing feeling, his sticky cock, the rolling of the beans, and the full sensation that I loved. I felt his balls slapping my pussy with the force of his thrusts and the warmth as he filled my candy coated shithole with cum.
“Now how I am gonna get them out?” I shrieked with laughter, high as a kite. “Shit them out, mama. Feed them to me.” he moaned. I squatted right there on the floor and began to bear down, feeling them popping back out of my turd canal. He was on his knees, eating them. “The pink ones are yours, lover. Eat them for me.” I was on my knees, sucking them right off the floor, dripping with shit and cum. And you know what? They tasted even better than Jelly Belly.”
So, what are YOU doing for National Jelly Bean Day?
Anal Cum Dumpster Phone Sex
As you can imagine we get some pretty nasty request here at the truck stop. Just the other night I had a trucker come in asking for two bitches that weren’t afraid to take it in the ass and who loved to guzzle nut. Of course that’s all my hoes but I rewarded the two top bitches because this fella was paying very generously. Part of the deal was that I could sit on the side lines and watch. Yeah I am a dirty whore myself and this sounded nice and nasty and I wanted an up close and personal show. Let’s just say I am quality control. He had both bitches lined up side by side and started spitting on their assholes. Then he would smear it around with the tip of his dick. Going back and fourth trading their tight little asses. Once he fucked their shit holes until they were gaping he made them go down on his nuts each slut would suck one at a time into their mouths stuffing their cheeks like chipmunks. You could see how engorged his balls were….he shared with us that he had not came in almost 3 months. So when he blew his load it was going to be massive. I lay spread eagle on the side lines playing with my cunt while I watched him fuck the shit out of their asses. It was not much longer and he let out a groan and right behind followed his cum show. He let it go deep in on of their asses and then made the other bitch get underneath of her and open wide as he instructed her to push all of his nut out of her gaping ass. It came rushing out and the hoe underneath did an amazing job at catching and swallowing it all down. Another satisfied customer. Unfortunately I hadn’t the chance to cum. Maybe you can help????
She Joined Her Husband…and Me
Oops. I’ve been caught! Some guys wife found out I was sucking him off and fucking him on the side and she was so pissed! But he convinced her to join in, can you believe that? I thought she was gonna kick my ass cus when she came in that room and saw her husband on top of me with his dick balls deep in my pussy she was pissed! But this smooth talker right here convinced her that she would have more fun fucking me instead and damn if she didn’t start stripping off her clothes right then! I’m not stupid so I just went along with it and started licking her pussy so her husband could see. She was totally loving it too, her pussy was dripping wet and I knew if I kept it up she would be cumming all over my face. Pretty sure she aint pissed no more now, in fact we may just do this again!