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Toilet sex

toilet sex

I went to a guy friends house and I knew I was a nasty bitch, but he tested me and pushed me to see how far I would go. When I arrived he already had his pants down and greeted me with saying how glad he was to finally see me. He told me he had been “holding it in for so long.” I had no idea what he was talking about.

He told me to get naked and get on my hands and knees. He called me a white trash bitch, which I so am. He then told me not to move, he had me open my mouth. “I am going to use you as my toilet whore.” I took him farting all in my face. I breathed in every single turd he put in my face.

He even had some piss for me. I have no boundaries!

I am one trashy milf!

trashy milfI am one trashy milf but you know what? I don’t even care! I like being nasty! Like yesterday I definitely proved that I am the trashiest, nastiest whore in my whole neighborhood. See, we were having a block party, everyone was grilling out and having some drinks, everyone was having a great time and people were starting to get pretty loose. The guys were all talking shit about us girls, you know, saying who they would want to fuck and who they wouldn’t touch with a ten foot pole and shit. All of them kept saying my name, they said that I looked like the type of girl that really knew her way around a cock so I decided to prove them right! I started stripping off my clothes and it didn’t take long before I had all the men crowded around me encouraging me to take it even further. Once I was naked, I asked them if they were gonna come and give me those hard cocks or just stare at me, that was all it took! They were all over me, shoving their cocks down my throat and in all of my willing fuckholes until I had fucked or sucked every single one of them! It was hot as fuck! Now the whole neighborhood knows who the nastiest whore on the street is!

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Trashy MILF Concert Gangbang Whore

trashy MILFI’m such a trashy MILF. My son took me to a heavy rock concert last night. It was so much fun. We had pit tickets which is standing room only. This show was a sausage festival. Wall to wall men and this horny cougar. Joints were being passed around too. The joints of my puff puff pass days were not as potent as the ones at this show. I think I puffed on Spanish Fly. Or, it just could have been my hormones kicking in from all the hot young men around. I have heard of mosh pits, but never been in one. This was my first time and fuck yeah I had a good time. I was literally passed around in the air by strong masculine hands. Then, I was passed around for fucking. I laid on the concrete slab while heavy metal music droned on and strobe lights flashed above me. I couldn’t even see the faces of every guy wanting to make me his gangbang whore. It didn’t matter. I felt like a groupie being passed around by band mates, bit this was better. Far more cocks. Some for my mouth, a few for my ass and lots for my cunt. The music made them fuck aggressively too. I love rough sex. Never been the kind of woman guys want to make sweet love too. I bring out animalistic urges in guys. I got ravaged in the pit of that concert. No one was the wiser either. It was too dark and loud to hear anything. I could have been getting force fucked and no one would have known. Nobody has to force me to do anything sexual. I am a trailer trash whore, born and bred. My son got last dibs on my pussy before I had to get off the floor or risk getting stomped. It was my first concert of that kind in awhile, but it won’t be my last.

Paying For My Car Wash

Big dick suckerMy friend dropped me off at the car wash to pick my car up. I had left it for detailing this morning. As he pulled off, I realized I had left my purse lying on his seat. No purse means no credit card. What in the world was I going to do? It was over 10 miles home and these heels did not make for a fun walk. With nothing else to do, I approached the manager and told him my situation. He told me not to fret. He knew who I was and was sure we could work out an alternate form of payment if I desired. The next thing I knew, I was on my knees with a cock in my mouth. The guy who did the detailing on my car was  more than happy to receive alternate payment. As his boss looked on, I gave a stellar performance, sucking his employee’s cock down my throat balls deep. When he started to cum, I swallowed all his yummy cum and was looking for more. The manager was stepped forward and produced his large, thick cock for me to suck as well. Before I left with my car, I had serviced all 5 men who worked in the shop that day. I wonder who is looking more forward to next week’s car wash – them or me?

A Cum Filled Cunt is the Hallmark of a Good Time

cum filled cuntI woke up with a cum filled cunt. I did a lot of blow last night so my mind is a bit spotty. But waking up with fresh cum oozing out your twat is the hallmark of a fun Saturday night. The last thing I clearly remember was sitting on my couch in front of the bay window masturbating. There was a group of boys on the corner skateboarding and talking shit. I knew my cougar pussy would get their attention. I remember them coming into my trailer. I remember having a blow bang and doing lines of coke off stiff cocks. I remember drinking bourbon. I’m pretty sure I was a gangbang whore for those boys. From the amount of cum oozing out of my pussy and ass, they all dumped multiple loads inside my holes. When I found my phone, my memories slowly came back to me. They clearly invited some friends once they realized what a good time was going to be had in my trailer. I saw pictures of me jacking off over 40 boys. There were only a handful I invited in. But young boys love to share a dirty old cougar with their friends. I love to be shared too. I even got fisted, which explains the unusually sore asshole. It looks like they still fucked me once I had passed out too. I can’t fault them there. A hot piece of ass is a hot piece of ass awake or unconscious. I love modern technology because it helps me remember what a good fucking time I had when I get too blitzed to remember myself. I woke up rough. Well fucked, covered in cum and hung over. I just need a little bit of the hair of the dog that bit me. I’m back on my couch trying to attract another group of horny boys. Pretty sure I will score again.

Nasty Phonesex Slut For You to Use

If you like to be a nasty perverted freak in the sex area then you should try me out as your nasty phonesex slut. Use me as the filthy whore your always wanting to get nasty with! Golden showers are a love of mine to give and take.

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The hooker phone sex hoe inside of me says to let those inhibitions down along with those trousers! One of my favorite clients loves to get filthy with me and be my cuckold and watch me getting penetrated and fucked by lots of big black cocks. He really likes my messy ass to dive that tongue inside and slurp out all of that gooey, stringing cum and slop like shit juice. This ass gets such a pounding that once fucked and filled with luscious loads of jizz the gaping of this fuck hole is inevitable.

Care to clean up my sloppy wet pussy next?

Don’t you love hardcore anal sex?

hardcore anal sexI need to tell you what happened last night, hopefully I will be able to sit down long enough to type it out! Yeah, it was that kinda night last night, the kinda night where all your holes get fucked and your ass ends up gaped wide open and you can’t even sit down! It all started off so innocent, I was going over to a friend’s house to watch some movies and have a few drinks… I didn’t even plan on having sex at all that night! That all changed when her boyfriend and a few of his friends showed up, they took one look at us sitting there on the couch drunk and their cocks all got hard. They were fucking us both in every hole but then someone said lets see if we can get a bottle up this whore’s ass and next thing I knew I was on all fours feeling my asshole get stretched further than it ever had been before! It hurt like hell but turned me on so much that I had to rub this juicy pussy till I came! I am real sore now but I don’t care… I’m the kinda whore that wants to do it all again!

Fisting Myself

trailer trash whoreEver since I had experienced fisting for the first time, I had been hooked. There are no words to describe the feeling of having your pussy stretched to the max and filled so completely. You can feel a little pop when those knuckles push into place and you know you have the whole hand inside you.  You can feel your pussy stretching and stretching as you take more and more until maybe the whole forearm is buried inside you. I was daydreaming about this very thing when I saw that mannequin. His hand was shaped perfectly to fist with. I had to have it! Waiting until nobody was paying attention, I went right up to that dummy and dislocated the hand, slipping it into my purse.

I rushed home, excited with the knowledge of what was in my purse. No longer would I have to wait for someone to be around to experience being fisted. I had my own special fist! I was stripping my clothes off before I was in the door good. Soon, I was on  my back, my legs spread wide, stuffing that wonderful hard first deep inside. It stretched my pussy so well. I knew I had found a new favorite toy!

Extreme Phone Sex Fun: Why Use a Vibrator When you Have a House Full of Objects?

extreme phone sexExtreme phone sex is what you get when you call me. I was doing a really hot call last night. One too hot not to play with my pussy. When guys call me with their really young rape fantasies involving my little ones I get super horny. No age is too young to fuck one of my brats. My daughters are fond of my traditional sex toys, so when I opened my goody drawer for a vibrator none were to be found. I had to get creative. I grabbed my son’s little league baseball bat and fucked myself with it on my call. As my caller and I discussed how he would abuse my little Lolita’s fuck holes, I fucked my cunt with my son’s bat. Not the first time I have used everyday objects as sexy toys. Won’t be the last either. Anything can be used to get this trashy whore off. I have used kitchen utensils, the electric toothbrush, candles, garden vegetables, shoes, dog bones, tools… Anything can fit up this dirty old whore’s pussy, even my own fist. Trust me, if it is not nailed to the wall, I have likely tried to fuck it. I even use my brat’s toys. I shoved a Ken doll up my ass last week while rubbing my bald puss up and down my daughter’s carnival sized stuffed teddy bear. It is live phone sex, so you never know what I may be masturbating with on a call, but it is rarely my own fingers. That is just so boring. I am anything but boring. Plus, I like to get creative with getting off. I taught my sons how to make a simulated pussy with warm pasta noodles and a mason jar. Fill the jar with warm noodles, shove your dick in and it is like a flesh light. Bonus: you can serve your cum coated pasta to your sister or your mother.

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Trailer Trash Whore Weekend

trailer trash whoreWhen you are a trailer trash whore, you roll out of bed on a Saturday morning with cum in you and on you. You have a couple of naked boys in your bed with you. One is your son, the other two you assume are his friends. Your pussy and ass are sore in a good way. You do a line, brush your teeth, get something to drink, then get back in the bed and start fucking. Actually, you start blowing cocks so that everyone is awake and ready to party. I started with my son’s cock. I do love his dick. His moaning woke the other two boys, but their cocks were already awake if you know what I mean. Soon I had three young cocks in my mouth. I am a big dick sucker, but 3 hard cocks was a lot even for me, but I worked them all up to the brink of explosion, before pulling back so I could get fucked. I took one up my ass, one in my cunt and another in my mouth. I have three holes for a reason so I put them all to work. I love weekend mornings. I always wake up with naked boys and a well fucked pussy. That’s a tramp’s proof she had a fun night. Now to have a fun day.