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Bet Good

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As I saddled up to the bar I was not only very tipsy, I was very happy as well.
This would be the last drink and the last bet for the night.
Just I had done before I placed my empty glass on the bar along with a five dollar bill. It would be the same bet but with a different guy.
I smiled sweetly and said:
“Care to make a little wager?”
“Sure darlin”
“OK I bet you that I have a little rhyme that you can’t top. The bet is my five here and a drink.”
He laughed. “Bet good”
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He almost fell off the bar stool laughing. Handed me my five dollars and bought my drink. I downed the drink and tucked the five in my bra, making a cool hundred it was time to go home.
I walked out the door and started down the street feeling very pleased with my self. And then I saw him leaning up against a pole. By the looks of him he had money and I am greedy.
I walked up to him and decided to go double or nothing. Never dreaming it would be nothing.
“Hey care for a friendly wager?”
I could tell by the way he said yes that he was way drunker then I was.
“I bet you a hundred bucks that I have a rhyme that you can’t top.”
He chuckled a little and took my bet.
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He was quiet for some time when I asked him to fork over my money. I should have known by that smile I was going down.
“Not so fast Sugar. Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can piss in yours, but you can’t piss in mine.”
Handing him my hundred I realized that I need to learn when to stop while I am ahead.

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dirty phone sexDirty phone sex can mean so many things with a trashy whore like me. But, this weekend, dirty meant bloody. My middle daughter became a woman. This is a very special thing in my family because the day of a girl’s period means she can be bred. Her young ripe pussy is ready to be impregnated. We had a little family celebration. Things got messy. But, I like messy. I buried my face in her red cunt and licked that sweet flow into my mouth. We joked that we were vampires. I kissed her with my red stained lips so she could taste how sweet she was as a woman. She is at the age that I was when I first got knocked up. My parents were so happy because they could breed me; use my young body for profit. I don’t need the money like my parents did. I just think it’s hot to impregnate young girls. Bet you do too.

period phone sexThe entire family joined in. Her siblings and her daddy helped me play with her period blood. The first menstruation blood is special. We body painted in it; licked it off her body; collected it in vials to save like wedding cake. We did look like blood thirsty vampires, but a woman’s first period blood is sacred. All the boys in the house, three brothers and a daddy, fucked her sweet womanly bloody womb. She came so hard. A woman always cums harder on her period. Now that she is officially a woman, I will start advertising her young cunt for breeding. So many men love to knock up a young girl. I can keep the baby or sell the baby, either is fine. I just want her pregnant. Her older sister has already had two brats.

Maybe you would like to impregnate my daughter? Make me an offer.

Live Phone Sex Resolutions

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  1. I promise that in 2016, I will find more dirty old men to pimp out my brats too because it makes me so happy to see them get violated. And, a happy mommy lives a better and longer life.
  2. I promise to eat more girl cunnie and suck more boy cock in 2016 because cum does this body good. Plus, if I take a few creamy loads of boy batter and girl goo to the face daily, I will save quite a bit on Botox. Cum is a hidden beauty secret.
  3. I promise to get my girls who can get pregnant knocked up in 2016 because young girls need to learn how to be contributing members of their families. It builds good character and helps keep families off of welfare. I can make a mint off of breeding my little sluts.
  4. I promise to throw my husband a bone more often in 2016 because a happy husband means a happy wife who never has to worry about getting her allowance cut off.
  5. I promise to read more in 2016. Just kidding. I promise to watch more pornography so I can never be at a loss as to what dirty sex acts I can engage my young ones in. A family that plays together, stays together and this trashy MILF is all about dirty family values.

Want to help me keep my resolutions this year?

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Trashy MILFTrashy Milf behavior would be seducing your best friend’s teen son. Would I do something like that? Hell yes I would. She has this hot teen boy in his sexual prime and she is not fucking him. What the fuck is the matter with her? Why birth a son if you aren’t going to fuck him? That’s kind of like cruel and unusual punishment. Even Freud new all boys want to fuck their mothers. I bet he knew all mothers want to fuck their sons too. I don’t let society dictate how I act. I let my hormones do that. And my pussy told me to fuck my son, just like it told me to fuck my best friends jailbait boy.

big dick suckerWhen his momma left for work, I paid him a visit. His school is on break for the holiday now and my BFF did ask me to check in on him because teen boys can get into so much trouble left to their own devices. Even more trouble when a big dick sucker like me is on the prowl and in heat. I immediately pushed my body up against his to feel the bulge in his pants. His abs were killer and making me wet. I knew the rest of his body would be just as fine. He was nervous, a little scared. Kept asking what if his mom found out. I told him she knows how I am and she asked me to check on you. “She knows damn well what I am going to check! Merry Christmas. Your mommy gave you a Cougar cum dumpster as a gift.” Then I blew his cock until his hot spunk was running down my throat.

cum dumpsterHe looked all dejected that he blew his wad before hammering my old pussy. Silly boy was clueless about MILF power. I sucked his dick 5 minutes later and he was harder than he was the first time. I told him to take charge. So glad I did too. He bent me over his desk and fucked my cunt like the Energizer bunny. One of the main reasons to fuck a young boy is the rabbit fucking. He was wet behind the ears. It was cute. He worried about cumming in me because he didn’t want to knock me up. “Oh that boat sailed a long time ago,” I assured him. When he heard that, he blew a large load of spunk up my cunt, then shoved some fingers up my ass because he always wanted to try that! This old cougar has a new young fuck buddy. Merry Christmas to me! Hope my son don’t get jealous.

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live phone sexLive phone sex lets you talk to sexy girls right from the comfort of your home. I never could have been a phone sex operator in the 80s when girls sat fully clothed in a cubicle wearing some ugly headset talking dirty while filing their nails sitting next to two ton Bertha. Phone sex sluts in the modern world are hot sexy dirty girls talking naked in their homes with you. I love prancing around in my birthday suit playing with my pussy while I talk dirty to you and listen to you stroke your cock. You can even hear my wet cunt over the phone. I get so wet talking dirty, especially talking about family fun and little ones. I am a trashy MILF, so I play with my brats and their friends.

One of my favorite things to do on a call is go into my daughters’ rooms. I smell their panties while telling dirty p men about all the naughty things I do with them,  like pimping  them out and selling their virginity. I will even go in my sons’ rooms and wipe my wet cunt with their tidy whiteys. They jack off in my panties, why not return the favor? Being in my home means I can fuck my cunt and ass with an array of toys for our pleasure. I even will use my teen daughter’s sex toys too. I am kinky that way. Hell, I may even let the four legged boy have a peanut butter pussy sandwich on a call since I am live, alone and uncensored!

talk to sexy girlsIn my world, anything goes. There are never any limits. Nothing is taboo. I want to share my exploits with my big brood with you. I want to tell you about my time as daddy’s breeding whore when I was a young girl. You tell me your secrets, I tell you mine.

It’s a pissing sex office party!

pissing sexIt’s nice to be able to have people who understand me that are around for a lot of fun and games, a lot of pissing sex and shitting. All over the fucking place! In my panties, on the office floor, everything and everywhere. The party was for all my coworkers and all our nasty friends, everyone there was looking for a good time with all the juices we could muster up. Wasn’t hard with so many turned on people, all the girls were ready to get a golden shower, naked and waiting! We took shots of piss and rode all our friends and coworkers cocks until they either pissed in our pussies or ass, or of course gave us their hot sticky load! I could definitely party like this every single day if it was up to me! If there was enough people to give me all their hot yummy juices I know I sure would take it! Some people don’t understand what’s so hot about it, but there is a select few that can understand the true fun in a pee-pee party!

We met on tumblr and he loves pissing sex!

pissing sexSure I talk to a lot of people, but recently I met someone worth talking about. He’s just like me… and we met on tumblr. He saw my nasty dirty post and couldn’t resist me, and his love for pissing sex had me swooning over him. I was ready to get straight to business if you know what I mean! It’s always the most fun with both of you enjoy the toilet play and all the yummy juices that come with it! Hot piss on my rock hard nipples, that’s what get’s me soaking wet and begging for more. He would tell me to open wide and I do for the best golden shower! I know that once he’s almost done pissing he’ll slide his cock into my mouth so I can finish him off…piss that tastes so yummy and soon there will be a load of cum to go with it! At least at the rate I am going, I suck hard, fast and deep and it makes him explode in my mouth quicker than you could imagine! I am so thankful tumblr brought us together so we can enjoy all the pissing sex we could ever want with each other.

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pissing phone sexHow else do I find those piss loving people? Twitter of course! All us nasty fucks go there in search of those fellow friends that get hard at the thought of all those delicious juices. Those cunts that get soaking wet thinking about all that piss! Hot warm and steamy piss is what’s on my mind tonight… does it turn you on getting that sexy golden shower? Enjoy getting covered in my hot piss? Seeing my spread pussy lips as I stand over you and empty my bladder mmm, I’m getting wet now thinking about it. I want your piss too though, good sluts like me take piss all over this perfect body! Is your cock hard and ready yet? Are you ready to fuck this ass and then this pussy while I piss all over your cock? Mmm, might be exactly what you want. Call me to find out if our nasty personalities are the same… you know toilet play to the extreme is what I am thinking, searching twitter now for all those piss loving people.
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What could possibly be hotter than pissing sex?

pissing sexWhat could possibly be hotter than pissing sex? I can come home with my clothes covered in shit and piss and tell you all about how they used me, how they shit and piss all over me and fucked my holes raw. I know it turns you on, it makes my pussy wet too knowing about what a nasty whore I’ve been. I am reliving it as I tell the story – I was only out on a jog, they came out of nowhere. One moment I was alone, the next they were all around me, surrounding me and dragging me into the woods and I couldn’t scream, I was helpless. They threw me on the ground and there was too many of them to see, too many and they were all taking out their cocks and before I could do anything they started to piss all over me. I was getting covered in their warm piss. I tried to hide my face and my hands where then forced down on my sides and my mouth forced open too. They made me drink their piss, made me keep my mouth open as they covered me. This wasn’t enough for them, they really wanted to degrade me into the nastiest whore they could. Their cocks became hard and they started pushing me around, talking shit and then they put me on my knees. Their cocks were hard and I knew I was about to get fucked and used. One cock is suddenly making its way into my pussy that is wet with all their piss, and another is ordering me to open my mouth and starts choking me on his cock. I feel a pressure in my ass and feel it stretch apart too… They fuck me this way for a long time and almost all at the same time they cover me in their cum and shit, and I come home addicted to pissing sex.