Phone sex sluts are in high demand right now. We are safe. You can’t catch no virus over the phone from us, no matter how many dicks we touch lol. My brood is off school for two weeks while the world is in a panic over this coronavirus. I am staying home and talking dirty because men need a release. These are stressful times. I went to Sam’s Club today for basic necessities. There are 8 brats, two adults and 4 pets in this house. We need toilet paper and more than one roll. I went to 7 stores before ending up at Sam’s Club. I told this teen stock boy what I needed, and he gives me the standard we are out of stock currently bullshit. I looked him right in the eyes, pulled my blouse down to show off my trashy milf cleavage and asked again about the toilet paper situation. He told me to pull around the back. I checked out, drove around to the loading area and sold my pussy for 28 roles of toilet paper. A pussy I usually sell for over $1,000, I sold for approximately $21. Desperate times. I just want my offspring to have clean holes. I am a dirty whore, but I am a hygienic one. I fucked this teen nerd boy in the alley of Costco for some damn toilet paper. It was not a bad fuck. He had a bigger cock than I thought for a young nerd who was bribing women to fuck. I came home and told my slutkins that from now on, we lick cum out of fuck holes with tongues and lick piss off the tips of dicks and bald little cunts. We got to make our 28 rolls of ass wipe last because I am selling my holes too cheaply.
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Hookers For Hire For Fucking Anal
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Trashy MILF Got a Lyft
A trashy milf like me can have fun in the back of a car! I was at a house party last night. I drank way too much to drive home, so I called a Lyft. The only one available was a ride share, but she was going near where I live. When the driver picked me up, I saw a cute coed in the back. She was drunk too. We got to drunk talking. Both of us were being responsible, so we decided we deserved an award. I went down on her in the back of the Lyft. I ate her bald cunt. She was loving my magic tongue so much, she had to brace herself in the back seat. Arms on the roof of the car and legs on the back of the car seats. She squirted on my face and on the leather seats. I pissed on them. Me bad. She ate my sloppy wet pussy and when I cum, sometimes I pee. That comes with getting old. I told the driver to bill my card for any clean-up. He made me an offer. Let him film two hot chicks fucking in his Lyft and call it even. That was an easy deal to make. She didn’t mind being filmed either. Her first time with an older woman she said. My guess, it was not her last because as soon as she got out of the car, she sent me a friend request. I will be eating out that girl again soon.
Druggy Whore
I like to get high and fuck. There is nothing more or nothing less. That is just the bottom line. As a matter of fact either I am fucking while I’m high or fucking to get my next fix. I smoke, drink and pop pills. My drug of choice is crack. Once I get a good hit of that shit my juicy fat pussy automatically cums. It just drips right down my leg. That is when you know the crack is good. You see I have been a druggy whore almost all my life. It runs in the family. I have to sell my pussy just to support my habit. My favorite type of guy to party with is an middle age CEO of a million dollar company. They always know how to party for days or even weeks. I get whatever drug I want and how ever much dope I want. All I have to do is suck a room full of dicks. Usually let them gangbang my pussy. Lick a few balls here and there and keep smoking dope until I can’t handle it anymore. As you can see I am your typical party girl who gets high and likes to fuck. Everyday is a party and I will do whatever to get my next fix. I want to party right now and suck the skin off your dick. Are you ready?
Pissing Sex Queen
I am a pissing sex queen. Guys love to watch me pee. They pay money to piss on me and for me to piss on them. I was down at the truck stop over the weekend hooking for rent money. A cute blonde girl like me earns good money quickly. This one dude didn’t want to fuck me. He paid me $200 to watch me pee and to piss on him. Easy money. We went into the dirty bathroom outside the gas station. I stripped naked and hovered over the toilet pissing. He started masturbating watching my golden stream come out of my piss hole. When I was done, I started to grab some toilet paper, but he begged to lick me clean. No way I was getting down on that bathroom floor. It looked like the gross bathroom in the first Saw movie! He laid down on the dank floor and I squatted over his face. He licked my pissy pussy clean. He even tongued my asshole too. I wondered if he was a dirty shit eater too. He begged me for golden showers sex. I pissed in his mouth and all over his face and chest. His cock was rock hard. Not very big, so luckily, I didn’t have to fuck him. I did piss on the head of his cock. He came so hard too. Easy money. Messy but easy.
Golden Showers Sex For Filthy Fun
I had a client that looked me up online to get his filthy fantasy fulfilled of golden showers sex with a filthy Tranny prostitute. I fit the bill perfectly and he fit the bill perfectly for my needs also. He was a little man that was loaded and married. Like many married and rich men, he had some dirty secrets, and I was one of them. I loved to take my hose out and piss on him. One of his other dirty secrets was his need to wear women’s lingerie as he played a little cock whore for me. I would piss on him and degrade his trampy rich ass before I really made him my bitch. I had him gulping down big fat wads of my cum after fucking is little whore mouth. Then when he was still begging to suck me some more I slapped his face and took him in the ass. I love my little cum guzzler, I especially luv them as I fuck their little man whore cunts.