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Golden Shower Sex Stories

golden shower sex storiesDo you like golden shower sex stories? I am a dirty whore, so no surprise I like bathroom play every now and then. I find water sports to be an effective punishment for disobedient little girls. My middle daughter had some school girls spend the night Friday. Cute little things, but spoiled brats. No manners whatsoever. The little brats were sisters. They complained that all I had was instant lemonade. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade like their mother makes. I apologized sarcastically for not being a Stepford wife. They complained about me mocking their mother. I know their mother. She hasn’t been fucked since Clinton was president. She needs a stiff dick up her cunt and two up her ass to remove the sticks. I am sure you know the type. I decided her evil spawn needed taught a lesson. I am a dominant mommy. Little girls don’t sass or disobey me without consequences. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade? I gave it to them. Sent my oldest boy to the market to get the supplies. Then, I had all the folks in the house, which was three sons, one husband, one mommy and 3 daughters piss in a pitcher. I squeezed two lemons into the piss filled pitcher, added a ton of sugar and served it to the little whores. They guzzled down a family’s piss like it was the best shit ever. I just laughed inside and smiled at their stupidity. They got sassy with me after guzzling down the special homemade lemonade. “You see it is not that hard to be a good mom,” one of them smirked. Well, I am a good mom. Just ask anyone of my little angels. A good mom doesn’t slave in the kitchen making fresh squeezed lemonade. She slaves in the bedroom sucking cock, eating pussy and teaching her little ones how to fuck her and each other. I’m more than a good mommy. I am a trashy MILF.

Water Sports Kinky Fun

Water sports sex CarrieI fucking love having sexy water sports fun! The wetter and nastier we can get, the better! It turns me on so fucking much to give and receive a nice and warm, delicious golden shower! I met this guy at the grocery store the other day, he was a total white trash hick but I was so attracted to him! I could see his big cock bulge through his dirty jeans and I knew immediately that I wanted his gross piss all over my sexy body! I asked him to come home with me for some naughty play time and he agreed! Once we got home, I stripped naked for him and spread out a big blue blanket on my couch to absorb all of the urine! I layed down and used my big blue vibrating dildo all over my tight little cunt while he stood there and watched while jerking his big cock! I gave him a big jug of water to drink and told him how badly I wanted his delicious golden shower all over me! He was moaning and said he was about to cum then wanted to piss everywhere, and that’s exactly what he did! He busted his fat load of creamy jizz all over my face and in my hair then washed it all down with a huge shower of piss squirting out of his cock! I was fucking drenched and it was so god damn yummy! He had never done something like that before, I fucking love corrupting the innocent ones!

Shit talker better shut that trap

Scat phone sex AuroraI have a mouth on me and someone decided to stand up to me. I was talking a whole bunch of shit to this guy who cut me off on m way to work. I told him he was a faggot and probably had a tiny cock. I then went in to get my gas. I paid for my gas and headed out when I felt someone grab me from behind, I heard in my ear “tiny dick huh”.  He drug me into the mens stinky ass bathroom stall, shoved me in the back stall and forced me to my knees. He whipped out his cock, grabbed me by my hair and rammed his fuckstick right down my throat. He told me I should watch my fucking mouth and that his cock was not tiny, he was not lying. It was huge. He kept ramming that cock into the back of my throat and I felt like I could not breath. He let a load hit my tonsils, pulled his dick out, spit on me and walked away. Guess I should watch my mouth.

Pissing Sex Stories with a Sexy MILF

pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

Eating Shit is my fav

Scat phone sex Aurora

 I swear some of the food at my job taste just like shit. I have eaten shit before, straight out of someones asshole and my lunch today during my break was fucking crap. I would have better luck going outside to find the stinkiest, smelliest fattest mother fucker I could and his asshole would taste better than my lunch. I could have him drop his drawers, put my tongue on his chode and lick from ball sack to the end of his ass crack, getting all that sweaty ball cheese and stuff, chew it up and I know I would like it more. I want to open my mouth wide while some one drops a juicy terd into the back of my throat. You know what, that is exactly what I am going to go do, because I want a lunch I will actually enjoy eating. I know someone around here needs to take a shit, and I am hungry.

Scat phone sex whore Aurora wants a ShitPie

Fuck, I just got off work from had to take a massive shit. I felt the relief of it coming out my asshole and I smelled the stench of my own shit and then for some reason I had the urge to want to eat some shit. I really wish I had some one right now to feed me a big greasy ass turd that I could swallow after they just had a greasy meal at a truck stop. You would not need any toilet paper, I will lick your ass hole clean inside and out. While we are at it why don’t you give me something to drink too! I would love to have some warm piss running down the back of my throat. I love the musty stench from a nasty pair of balls in my face and a dirty dick just spraying me down with his urine. He and I both know that I am a dirty fucking whore and I love it.  I do  not know why but just taking that massive dookie made me really horny and now I need to go find some one to give me the dirty treatment I am craving right now! I need a big old shit pie, cause I am hungry.

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The Wetter, the Better

phone sex lineWhen my dealer, B comes to visit he expects a good tight piece of ass. He has seen my really freaky side and he fucking loves it. He brings friends sometimes to gangbang me, and I love that. Their big black cocks bring me so much pleasure and so does all of the free blow that he brings me! Tonight he brought three friends. I had one in my ass while another fucked my pussy. They were going at me so hard that I had the strangest sensation. It was good, great even, but akward also. My legs were shaking and I wanted to scream out, so I did. As soon as I let loose vocally, I suddenly pissed all over their big black anacondas. I had no idea how good it would feel and how much they would like it. I guess the warm fluid only made their cocks harder because then they really rammed me, both cumming so hard. As a thank you, they left me lots of blow so I will be partying. Call me, I’ll be horny and ready to phone fuck you.

I am one trashy milf!

trashy milfI am one trashy milf and I fucking love all of the filthiest fetishes just as much as you do! I have been know to take it too far sometimes though, like last night I picked up this guy from the bar and I’m pretty sure I blew his fucking mind. It all started out pretty vanilla, kind of boring really, he was on top fucking me slowly and I was seriously about to fall asleep! I flipped him over so I could ride him and told him to make me a whore, slap me, choke me, anything! I said that I wanted to feel nasty and dirty so yanno, lets get fucking freaky! He gave me like the weakest slap ever and then kinda grabbed my throat all loosely and called me a whore… Yawn! I got off him and told him that he was gonna hafta take it up a notch or I was gonna leave, I said that I wanted to cum too and the only way that was gonna happen is if he was rough with me and pissed on me and nutted on my fucking face… God is it too much to ask for a guy to make me feel like a whore??? Finally I must have pissed him off cus he slapped me hard enough to know me down and then covered me in hot piss! Omg it was hot as fuck! I turned a good boy into a bad boy and I fucking loved it!

I love being a big dick sucker!

big dick suckerWhat can I say? I love being a big dick sucker! I can’t help it, I have been this way forever there is no point in changing now right? Besides, what the fuck is wrong with being a big dick sucker anyway? Every man wants his dick sucked and someone has to be the one to do it right? As far as I am concerned, that person may as well be me! I love the way it feels when a guy grabs me by my hair and shoves his dick down my throat, I wanna gag on it, even choke a little! Plus, another benefit to being a big dick sucker is that I get lots of guys to take that big cock and piss all over me with it! I love the way it feels when you spray your hot piss all over me! I am a nasty freak and I never want to be anything else… are you a freak like me?

He loved golden showers as much as I did!

golden showers phone sexI love golden showers like so so much but sometimes it is difficult for me to find a man that loves them as much as I do. Until I met Brian… Brian loves golden showers just as much as I do! In fact, he asked me to pee my panties on our very first date! Now seriously what could be more romantic than that? He wanted to watch my panties get soaked, to become transparent and to see all the piss just running down my leg and who was I to tell him no? I was quick to strip off everything but my panties and pee as much as I could for him. He cleaned me all up after too, he licked up all of that hot piss and clean my pussy with his eager mouth too! God he had me cumming long before he actually fucked me but trust me I am not complaining at all! I hope we will see each other again soon, us golden shower lovers need to stick together!