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Pissing Sex Stories with a Sexy MILF

pissing sex storiesDo you like pissing sex stories? I am a dirty woman. I have led a colorful life. No doubt I have done things most women would never consider doing. I wouldn’t have it any other way actually. So when my teen son brought home a boy who I caught spying on me in the bathroom, I decided to have some fun with him. I have been around the block a few times. I know what boys enjoy by their behavior. This boy was fascinated by me peeing. It had less to do with me being a sexy MILF and more with him being a budding toilet slave. A woman can never have too many of those around. I thought about how to bring his toilet slave side to the forefront. I went into the gym room, got a pitcher, called in the boys and did squats over the pitcher while pissing into it. My son was not shocked, he enjoys water sports sex. My son pulled his cock out to stroke. His friend followed suit until I beckoned him over.  He crawled over like a hungry dog. He started to lap at my pee stream. Oh yeah, most definitely a toilet slave. I sprayed him with my special champagne as he basked in the joy of tasting my warm hot piss. My son likes to watch me pee, even likes to pee on me, but he has yet to drink my piss. That all changed. Maybe it was jealousy? I don’t know, but I enjoyed the fact that I had two teen boys kneeling beneath me to drink my golden nectar like slave boys. Felt good to be the piss queen. My daughter brought me a big glass of lemonade and joined me in the fun. We pissed on those boys for hours. Are you jealous? I will let you listen to me pee on a call if you are into that sort of thing too!

Eating Shit is my fav

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 I swear some of the food at my job taste just like shit. I have eaten shit before, straight out of someones asshole and my lunch today during my break was fucking crap. I would have better luck going outside to find the stinkiest, smelliest fattest mother fucker I could and his asshole would taste better than my lunch. I could have him drop his drawers, put my tongue on his chode and lick from ball sack to the end of his ass crack, getting all that sweaty ball cheese and stuff, chew it up and I know I would like it more. I want to open my mouth wide while some one drops a juicy terd into the back of my throat. You know what, that is exactly what I am going to go do, because I want a lunch I will actually enjoy eating. I know someone around here needs to take a shit, and I am hungry.

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Fuck, I just got off work from had to take a massive shit. I felt the relief of it coming out my asshole and I smelled the stench of my own shit and then for some reason I had the urge to want to eat some shit. I really wish I had some one right now to feed me a big greasy ass turd that I could swallow after they just had a greasy meal at a truck stop. You would not need any toilet paper, I will lick your ass hole clean inside and out. While we are at it why don’t you give me something to drink too! I would love to have some warm piss running down the back of my throat. I love the musty stench from a nasty pair of balls in my face and a dirty dick just spraying me down with his urine. He and I both know that I am a dirty fucking whore and I love it.  I do  not know why but just taking that massive dookie made me really horny and now I need to go find some one to give me the dirty treatment I am craving right now! I need a big old shit pie, cause I am hungry.

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The Wetter, the Better

phone sex lineWhen my dealer, B comes to visit he expects a good tight piece of ass. He has seen my really freaky side and he fucking loves it. He brings friends sometimes to gangbang me, and I love that. Their big black cocks bring me so much pleasure and so does all of the free blow that he brings me! Tonight he brought three friends. I had one in my ass while another fucked my pussy. They were going at me so hard that I had the strangest sensation. It was good, great even, but akward also. My legs were shaking and I wanted to scream out, so I did. As soon as I let loose vocally, I suddenly pissed all over their big black anacondas. I had no idea how good it would feel and how much they would like it. I guess the warm fluid only made their cocks harder because then they really rammed me, both cumming so hard. As a thank you, they left me lots of blow so I will be partying. Call me, I’ll be horny and ready to phone fuck you.

I am one trashy milf!

trashy milfI am one trashy milf and I fucking love all of the filthiest fetishes just as much as you do! I have been know to take it too far sometimes though, like last night I picked up this guy from the bar and I’m pretty sure I blew his fucking mind. It all started out pretty vanilla, kind of boring really, he was on top fucking me slowly and I was seriously about to fall asleep! I flipped him over so I could ride him and told him to make me a whore, slap me, choke me, anything! I said that I wanted to feel nasty and dirty so yanno, lets get fucking freaky! He gave me like the weakest slap ever and then kinda grabbed my throat all loosely and called me a whore… Yawn! I got off him and told him that he was gonna hafta take it up a notch or I was gonna leave, I said that I wanted to cum too and the only way that was gonna happen is if he was rough with me and pissed on me and nutted on my fucking face… God is it too much to ask for a guy to make me feel like a whore??? Finally I must have pissed him off cus he slapped me hard enough to know me down and then covered me in hot piss! Omg it was hot as fuck! I turned a good boy into a bad boy and I fucking loved it!

I love being a big dick sucker!

big dick suckerWhat can I say? I love being a big dick sucker! I can’t help it, I have been this way forever there is no point in changing now right? Besides, what the fuck is wrong with being a big dick sucker anyway? Every man wants his dick sucked and someone has to be the one to do it right? As far as I am concerned, that person may as well be me! I love the way it feels when a guy grabs me by my hair and shoves his dick down my throat, I wanna gag on it, even choke a little! Plus, another benefit to being a big dick sucker is that I get lots of guys to take that big cock and piss all over me with it! I love the way it feels when you spray your hot piss all over me! I am a nasty freak and I never want to be anything else… are you a freak like me?

He loved golden showers as much as I did!

golden showers phone sexI love golden showers like so so much but sometimes it is difficult for me to find a man that loves them as much as I do. Until I met Brian… Brian loves golden showers just as much as I do! In fact, he asked me to pee my panties on our very first date! Now seriously what could be more romantic than that? He wanted to watch my panties get soaked, to become transparent and to see all the piss just running down my leg and who was I to tell him no? I was quick to strip off everything but my panties and pee as much as I could for him. He cleaned me all up after too, he licked up all of that hot piss and clean my pussy with his eager mouth too! God he had me cumming long before he actually fucked me but trust me I am not complaining at all! I hope we will see each other again soon, us golden shower lovers need to stick together!

All Fun and Games Until…

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Around here at the truck stop we like to play some fun but nasty games. It keeps things exciting and everyone gets a chance to be equally involved. I came up with the truck stop version of a beer funnel. Oh yeah. I am sure you can just picture it now. Except only we don’t serve beer here. It’s skunky and yellow…and mostly served warm but in comparison to beer that is about it. Yeah, sure…we can chill it for you if you want. But what fun is that? Have you guessed what our choice beverage is for the funnel? Mmmmm Hmmm that’s right, piss! Warm, hot, stinky, piss. The golden nectar. Human Juice. So here is the just of it. It’s pissers choice of which bitch he wants to fill up. Once you have selected your pussy, she lays down and spreads em’. I have a nice thick hose that you insert into her cunt hole. Make sure you get a nice tight seal, otherwise you’re going to lose all of your piss, right to the floor. Unless getting on all four and licking it up off the floor is your thing? It’s up to you.Once you get the line in her you take your dick and start pissing down the hose. He is where the fun comes in. Obviously we want to test it out and see what cunt can hold the most. So each guy in the room is going to stick his dick in the hose and piss. Filling her up all the way until we start to see the hose backing up with the golden nectar. Now he is where the real challenge comes in. It was easy to fill that cunt. But is it easy to drain her? Wrap your lips around and suck. Start emptying that piss filled fuck hole. Don’t be stingy. Share the wealth. Drain that piss hole. The best part is you get filled up with all that golden nectar and have to release it all over again into a new juice box! It’s a never ending piss funnel.

Lot lizard sex saved me!

lot lizard sexWell, I have never really thought of myself as a lot lizard, seriously I don’t usually spend a whole lot of time around truck stops but this weekend that all changed. I was driving to visit a friend and my car broke down, luckily I was at a truck stop but unluckily, I was broke as shit and my cell phone was dead as fuck! I didn’t know what to do and honestly I was about to just sit there and cry and feel sorry for myself but then this guy came up to me. He asked what was wrong and after I explained he told me that he was sure that he could help me out… if I helped him and his friend out too. Hellooooo, I am a total slut so yeah, I had no problem with that at all! I went back to his truck with him and all I had to do was let him and a friend piss on me and then suck their cocks… not exactly hard work at all! Plus they not only fixed my damn car, they also made sure I had some money in my pocket too! I may have to rethink the whole lot lizard sex thing huh?

I like it wet and nasty!

water sports sexI like it wet and nasty and kind of a little fucked up but that’s ok, because I know for sure that I am not the only one that likes it like that! I know that you like it wet too, why else would you be begging me to squirt all over you? We started with a little piss play, you gave me a nice hot drink and sprayed all that hot piss all over my tits just the way I like, and I pissed in your mouth too and you were such a champ, drinking down every drop like you were dying for it. It was hot as hell but then…! OMG then you started eating my pussy and fingering me so so so fucking good! I was feeling things I had never felt before and then BAM suddenly I was squirting everywhere and cumming so fucking hard that I thought I was going to die for a minute there! Best orgasm I ever had, all thanks to you!