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All Fun and Games Until…

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Around here at the truck stop we like to play some fun but nasty games. It keeps things exciting and everyone gets a chance to be equally involved. I came up with the truck stop version of a beer funnel. Oh yeah. I am sure you can just picture it now. Except only we don’t serve beer here. It’s skunky and yellow…and mostly served warm but in comparison to beer that is about it. Yeah, sure…we can chill it for you if you want. But what fun is that? Have you guessed what our choice beverage is for the funnel? Mmmmm Hmmm that’s right, piss! Warm, hot, stinky, piss. The golden nectar. Human Juice. So here is the just of it. It’s pissers choice of which bitch he wants to fill up. Once you have selected your pussy, she lays down and spreads em’. I have a nice thick hose that you insert into her cunt hole. Make sure you get a nice tight seal, otherwise you’re going to lose all of your piss, right to the floor. Unless getting on all four and licking it up off the floor is your thing? It’s up to you.Once you get the line in her you take your dick and start pissing down the hose. He is where the fun comes in. Obviously we want to test it out and see what cunt can hold the most. So each guy in the room is going to stick his dick in the hose and piss. Filling her up all the way until we start to see the hose backing up with the golden nectar. Now he is where the real challenge comes in. It was easy to fill that cunt. But is it easy to drain her? Wrap your lips around and suck. Start emptying that piss filled fuck hole. Don’t be stingy. Share the wealth. Drain that piss hole. The best part is you get filled up with all that golden nectar and have to release it all over again into a new juice box! It’s a never ending piss funnel.

I’ve got your cheap phone sex right here!

cheap phone sexYou want cheap phone sex that’s also the nastiest shit you’ve ever heard? Well don’t you worry baby because I’ve got all that and more right here! We have four specials every single day here and to get them all you have to do is ask! Check them out: we have 21 minutes for only $31 dollars US $41.50 international if you just need a quickie, 33 minutes for $48 US or $64.50 international if you want a little more and if you are feeling really horny you can get 75 minutes for only $125 US or $162.50 international! Plus if you’re feeling really frisky you can get 2 girls for 15 minutes for only $50 US or $75 international! I have a whole lot of nasty golden shower sex stories for you sweetheart, trust me you do not want to miss any of it so get on over here so we can have some nasty fun today!

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Lot lizard sex saved me!

lot lizard sexWell, I have never really thought of myself as a lot lizard, seriously I don’t usually spend a whole lot of time around truck stops but this weekend that all changed. I was driving to visit a friend and my car broke down, luckily I was at a truck stop but unluckily, I was broke as shit and my cell phone was dead as fuck! I didn’t know what to do and honestly I was about to just sit there and cry and feel sorry for myself but then this guy came up to me. He asked what was wrong and after I explained he told me that he was sure that he could help me out… if I helped him and his friend out too. Hellooooo, I am a total slut so yeah, I had no problem with that at all! I went back to his truck with him and all I had to do was let him and a friend piss on me and then suck their cocks… not exactly hard work at all! Plus they not only fixed my damn car, they also made sure I had some money in my pocket too! I may have to rethink the whole lot lizard sex thing huh?

I like it wet and nasty!

water sports sexI like it wet and nasty and kind of a little fucked up but that’s ok, because I know for sure that I am not the only one that likes it like that! I know that you like it wet too, why else would you be begging me to squirt all over you? We started with a little piss play, you gave me a nice hot drink and sprayed all that hot piss all over my tits just the way I like, and I pissed in your mouth too and you were such a champ, drinking down every drop like you were dying for it. It was hot as hell but then…! OMG then you started eating my pussy and fingering me so so so fucking good! I was feeling things I had never felt before and then BAM suddenly I was squirting everywhere and cumming so fucking hard that I thought I was going to die for a minute there! Best orgasm I ever had, all thanks to you!

Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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You’re gonna love how nasty we are!

2 girl phone sexNasty as I am Sybil is the trashy slut addition to our toilet sex. She’s a little slut in training, trying to be as disgusting as I am. She wants to be like me – covered in piss and cum and shit. All the messy kinky fucking mess that makes your cock throb hard and my pussy want to drip. Why not make it a threesome? You can have us two girls that will do anything to please you ready to get down and dirty with you…literally. Two girls and one cup, right? Yes! Cum and more cum. Piss and more piss! I want to be a total nasty fucking mess with my little slutty friend by my fucking side. Getting nasty and dirty all together it’s going to be as hot as you can imagine…since Sybil and I will let you do anything you want to us! We have no limits or taboos…we’re nasty filthy whores that are ready to please!

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My Nasty Little Boy Wants A Golden Shower

golden showers sexMommy’s nasty little boy wants a golden shower? You want to be coated in Mommy’s golden nectar? Having that warm, fragrant piss cover your face, neck, chest and flow down over your cock and balls gets you rock hard, doesn’t it? The thought of Mommy’s pale yellow liquid spraying into your mouth is almost enough to make you come, isn’t it? This nasty Mommy doesn’t mind giving you exactly what you want.

golden showers phone sex I have been holding it, waiting on your call. I’m ready for you to drink and wear Mommy’s nasty piss to show me just how committed to me you really are. Are you gonna be a good little urinal for Mommy? Are you going to proudly wear what Mommy gives you that you aren’t able to swallow? I want to be able to smell that pungent aroma every time I get close to you, just so that I am reminded you are just Mommy’s little boy. I love you being my little golden shower piss whore. You make an excellent toilet slave. Open Wide!

I’ll be here waiting!

pissing phone sexYou see these tits? They’re perfect, aren’t they? But in my opinion there is one thing missing from these bouncing tits. Go ahead and guess, but keep in mind what a DIRTY and FILTHY girl I am…Mmm, that’s right darling you know you wanna cover these tits in all your hot and warm piss. You have always wanted to ask your silly little prude girlfriend to let you piss on her but let’s be real – she would NEVER allow that! She doesn’t even swallow your cum. I am a nasty fucking freak and I never say no to a good time! Seriously, don’t threaten me with a good time! When you come right over to take care of these tits I will get your hard dick ready for me. My mouth has been waiting, and I really hope you haven’t showered. I like to taste that cock in my mouth, suck the balls in deep down my throat with it. Mmm, that tastes so fucking good. I can only imagine how yummy your piss will taste! I think it’s time, cover these titties in your hot piss!

Pissing phone sex with Ellen

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I remember the first time I got caught playing with my own piss and shit. My daddy walked in on me while I was in the bathroom. I should have been taking a shower, but he found me playing in the toilet bowl. He stuck my face into the toilet and ask me how I like to sit on my face. When I told him I like that he pulled me out of the toilet and smart and then I put my face back in.

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That’s when it clicked to me that I love getting hit by my daddy and having sit on my face. My daddy was so fucking drunk he kept my head and not toilet and he fucked my tight ass hole until I shit on his dick. He pulled me out of the toilet and made me suck his cock clean until he was ready to cum in my mouth. He asked me if I needed to drink to wash down the shit and cum that I ate. He made me pay for his warm piss. I begged him to piss in my mouth and let me swallow every drop. That is why I’m a piss and whore shit for now.

My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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