My friend has been having issues with her husband so I went over to help her set him straight. He was a being total dick to her for like a whole week so we decided to give him some dick so he could see what an ass he was being. We got him drunk and suggested a threesome and of course he was down for that shit… until we brought out the strap on dicks, then he was all what the fuck are those for?? Hahaha he was too drunk to fight us off so he ended up with a rubber dick shoved down his throat and another up his ass, we double teamed that asshole till he was begging for mercy! He claimed that it hurt and he didn’t like it… but he came so hard he damn near exploded so pretty sure he loved it no matter what he says. Plus he promised to be nicer too… but if he ends up being a dick again, we’ll make sure he gets the bigger strap on dicks next time!
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White Trash Phone Sex Secretary
White trash phone sex slut describes me. I have said it before, you can take me out of the trailer park, but you can never take the trailer park out of me. My husband loves that about me. I clean up when I need to. He has very high end business associates. The kind of men who like the image of a Madonna, but the reality of a whore. I was with my husband, acting as his secretary, on a business trip recently. We were in a stuffy boardroom. I was taking notes on the wheeling’s and dealing’s of a multi level parking garage for a new mall in Vegas. It was boring to me, but that is the kind of shit that gets men like my husband hard. New construction makes them big money. Many of the men there, I knew, intimately. They collaborate with my husband on lots of projects. During a lunch break, I got on top of a boardroom table, pulled my skirt up and started masturbating. All conversation ceased. I had a captive audience. I reached into my bag, pulled out my dildo and gave the boys a hot show. They pulled out their cocks, started masturbating with me. It was a nice tension breaker amidst all the contractual shit being ironed out. Before I came, my hubby and his associates had gathered around me and formed a circle jerk. I squirted all over them and they came on me. Does your office have a trailer trash whore secretary like me? Trust me; you need one.
Cum guzzling slut
My pussy needs some fucking cock. Do you have a hung meat stick for me? If you do I wanna ride your cock all night long baby. I promise I will make you empty those big balls at least 3 times, and you can shoot them right in my fuck hole. If you wan a nasty cum guzzling slut then I am your girl, I will do anything to get some fucking cum. I am your local cum dumpster! I want to feel your cock pulsing in my tight little rosebud asshole and I reach under myself and finger my pussy at the same time. Do you have friends? Bring them over to run a train on me, I want to do anything to please you.
Phone Sex Line for Dirty Whore Lovers
My phone sex line is the one you call when you want to talk to a mature dirty whore. A cougar without limits or taboos. I was raised by a whore to be a whore. My momma always told me if you have a pussy, you will never be homeless or want for anything. Ain’t that the truth. I don’t want for drugs, food or rent. I got a bit behind on my lot rent. Had a couple rough months of poor money management. I like to put my money up my nose. But, I remembered what my mama said and put on a skimpy outfit and high heels and marched down to the truck stop. All the young truckers that rest there, love a trashy MILF. Truckers have a lot of disposable income. They are on the road so much, they have little time for entertainment or expensive dining and such. A fuck is entertainment for them. I made sure I looked extra trashy. A white tube top, no bra, very short black mini skirt, bare legs, no panties, stripper shoes. I looked like white trash old Barbie. The guys knew why I was there. I serviced about 10 truckers. All younger than me. All with hard cocks and full nuts in need of draining. I’m a cum guzzling slut. Some of the guys I just blew for $30. Two guys fucked my ass for $75 and the rest fucked my pussy for $50. My pussy and ass were dripping cum and I had dick breath, but my purse had enough money to pay my lot fee, past and present. I even had some extra to get some weed. I’m a coke whore, but I do enjoy smoking Mary Jane too. My mamma was right, as long as I have a pussy, I got money.
I’m Back Bitches
I’m back bitches! I’ve been a busy little slut. College girl by day, party girl by night. Classes are almost over and finals are right around the corner so I’ve been so busy “studying” with all of my Professors. Yesterday I took up my English professors office hours so I could “catch up.” He fucked my pussy so hard. He bent me over his big desk and fucked me till I was screaming. He stopped so suddenly, I thought for sure I did something wrong. He forced me on my knees and put his big hard cock in my mouth. He grabbed my hair and fucked my mouth until he shot his huge load into the back of my throat. Let’s just say I’m getting an A this semester. Now back to my dorm to get fucked up, and hopefully get fucked again!
Big dick sucker
I love being a cock loving whore. I am at a dinner party. Real classy shit. Actually it’s an AA dinner party after having one of our meetings. I think of it like church. You confess your sins and then you leave to go and have some fucking with married men.
So we wet to our meeting and now we are getting high and drinking up. It is more like a drinking party. Anyways, I am on the ground in front of Bob and Andy their cocks are just waiting to be sucked into my throat. They each give me forty bucks and tell me to get sucking!
I open my whore mouth and they each have eleven inch cocks. I am in heaven. I start curling my tongue around those big huge cock heads and teasing that muscle under their cocks with my tongue. I make sure to make it super sloppy with my spit leaking all over their cocks. I even try and wedge their cocks both in my mouth at the same time.
I fuck them both harder and faster letting the tears and snot coat their cocks. I feel their loads cumming. Andy forces my throat all the way down on his cock and nutts, and then bob does the same thing. I just got like a pint of cum.
Get Me High
There are two things that I constantly crave, cocaine and hard cock. When I do lines of nose candy my pussy starts to tingle. Can you get me high? I’ll be so good to you, I promise. Let’s get high together, the sex will be on another level. I’m a very bad girl with good pussy. You’ll love sliding your dick in my tight, wet pussy. Let me wrap my legs around your waist, I want to hold you deep inside of me. I can do amazing things with my tongue. I’ll take my tongue anywhere you want it. Have you ever titty fucked? I have big tits that are perfect to hold your cock between. I’m a freak, nothing is too taboo. I’ll do anything for cocaine. Get me high and I’ll rock your world. You won’t regret spending your cash to make me happy. And I’ll slob on your dick to keep you happy.
Cum Dumpster For Big Black Cocks
This stripper cunt just can’t get enough of that big black cock and if that means I’m a cum dumpster then so be it! I won’t be ashamed for loving black cock or for being a gangbang whore it’s my choice and my choice alone! I have a son that loves this well fucked mommy cunt and he loves to assist me in taking that BBC. He will guide those thick heavy long snakes into my juicy cum filled cunt and fondle those big black salty balls with his tongue.
I have had my son clean my cum filled cunt after I have spent all evening fucking nigger cock, and sometimes if he is lucky he gets to suck a BBC after it has fucked mommy’s cunt. He is a good bitch boy and will certainly be a good jailhouse bitch at some point!
Furry friends phone sex
Everyone needs a good fucking from time to time, even furry little four legged friends. I was at my friends house waiting for her to get home. She told me to let myself in and take care of her furry friend. I agreed and when I saw him, he had a huge dripping red cock that was begging to be fucked. He came up to me and started humping me. Feeling his warm hot seven inch cock slide up and down against me made my pussy so soaking wet.
I got on the floor next to him and spread my thighs wide open, taking my panties off. He started sniffing and licking at my wet hot cunt. He was getting more turned on by the minute humping the air. I tapped on my chest inviting him to lick my erected nipples. Once he was wedged up in between my legs him red dick slipped right inside my pussy hole. I could feel it wiggling all around in my pussy hole.
I took that cock thrusting deep and hard into me. He was ready to cum since I felt that cock twitching inside of me. He squirted all his juice inside of me. He kept humping making sure every last bit of his sticky jizz was buried in me.
Dirty Phone Sex
Do you like dirty phone sex? I live to make dirty stories to share with my callers. This weekend I had a hot random encounter at the lake. My husband has a few boats so I was at the lake doing some cleaning of one of them for an upcoming party. Sometimes we host sex parties on our boats. Lake water is not protected, however, ocean water is, so anything goes on the boats. I was enjoying the sunny day in my bikini when this young girl asked me if I needed any help. She didn’t want money; she didn’t even want drugs. She just wanted to hang on a boat. Cute little jail bait girl. I knew what I wanted in exchange, but it wasn’t a maid.
The moment she came onboard, I suggested she take off her bikini and get comfy. I offered her some champagne. “Are you trying to seduce me,” she inquired coyly. I was not subtle. I don’t need to be. She sat on one of the seats spread her bald pussy and invited me in. I poured some champagne over her bald slit giving her a sloppy wet pussy. I started lapping up the bubbly as I finger fucked her snatch. She tasted extremely sweet. Young pussy has the best smell and taste. I hooked my fingers into her pink cunnie while I flicked my tongue on her clit. She wrapped her long lean legs around my back pushing me into her wet hole.
Before long we were in the 69 position. She was eating my ass as I ate her cunt. In a moment of passion, I grabbed the champagne bottle and fucked her with the long neck until she was squirting. She moaned so loudly that I thought fish would hear her. She squirted a warm mix of girl juice, piss and champagne all over my face. I just basked in it. I’m such a trailer trash whore. After we spent hours fucking, I invited her to our boat party the next day. I know a virgin pussy when I eat one. I can get good money for her sweet bald snatch.