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Super Freaky Cookout

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I love the feeling of being watched by my cousins and uncles. All the other females in my family are super jealous of how sexy I am. They try and keep a close watch of their husbands because they all want a piece of this Carmel pie. Too bad that doesn’t stop me from getting what I want. The other day when the weather was nice I went out to a family cookout. I wore my skankiest orange dress that compliments my golden skin. The cookout was dead until “The Wobble” came on. I immediately made it into my time to shine and made my way to the dancefloor. As I wiggled my hips and began to shake my ass I noticed my Uncle Leroy grabbing his massive cock underneath the table. I was sure that he wanted a taste of this nookie so after teasing him with the rhythm of my body I made my way to the guest house. It was completely empty and secluded from the party. Within minutes I see my Uncle Leroy entering the room. It was no surprise that he was here. He claimed that he came to tell me what a beautiful young lady I grew into. I knew he was basically trying to tell me that he likes the shape of tits and how perky my nipples looked in my dress. I didn’t want to waste any time so I immediately grabbed his hard dick and began to stroke it as I slid my tongue in his mouth. I lowered myself as I unbuckled his pants. As I pulled out his cock the smell of old spice made my pussy tingle. I swallowed his whole cock and began to suck him off like the sexy teen slut I was trained to be. He grabbed the back of my head and began to fuck my throat while telling me how good of a girl I am. I bet Auntie Rene never sucked his cock like I did. He came so hard that I felt his knees buckle. I swallowed every last drop. When we were done I had no shame as we walked out together grinning about what we had just done. Auntie Rene seemed to be enraged but that bitch should consider it a favor. I did what her old ass cant!

Freaky phone sex fun at the Nursing Home

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So, I took a job in a nursing home as an aide, just for a week, to see if I’d like it better than the truckstop. It was hard damn work and I knew right away that I hated it. The nurses were slavedrivers who didn’t do anything but bark orders. But there were perks.

The place reeked of piss so I liked it right away. Changing all of those dirty diapers made me want to lick those old asses. So many droopy old balls that got covered in shit could’ve used my attention. Forget those wipes. You know how much I love scat play.

I walked into my last resident’s room where an old man was known for his naughty behavior. It seems that he couldn’t keep his hands off the aides and he’d grab tits and ass. They were scared of him. He was always jerking off and made lewd comments to them. When I walked into the room, his eyes got big and a toothless grin spread across his face. He didn’t know that he had met his match with this truckstop whore.

I leaned over and gave him a great look at my tits. I saw his cock rise in his pajamas. He reached for my tits and I let him fondle them. He moaned and it turned me on. Hey, he’s male. he has a cock. I don’t discriminate against age. He slid his hand up under my uniform skirt and began to rub my pussy, expertly sliding his finger between my cunt lips. The old fucker had moves!!!

He stood up and forced me back on the bed. Dropping his pajama bottoms, he had a 10 inch cock and it was as hard as a young man’s. He kissed me hard as he pushed his cock into me. OMG, he felt so good that I wanted to scream. He pumped furiously, almost drooling on me, his toothless mouth wide open. I could tell that he was about to cum and I was too. His old cock exploded and I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

I walked out of the room, his cum dripping into my panties. The nurse barely looked up. “He give you any problems?” “Nope, no problem at all.” I said with a smile. I was horny and already wondering how many other old fuckers were packing the meat and needed my service. I was about to find out!!! I think I love this job.

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Shitting in the Shower

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I was on break at the truckstop when one of my customers walked in. He was a great tipper and I had given him extra service many times. He smiled at me and told me to meet him in the shower. I knew exactly what he wanted. He was a scat man who got off on having me play with his poop. I agreed to meet him in the truckstop shower. In case you didn’t know, most large truckstops have private shower rooms where weary truckers can pay to get a shower.
He was the same thing every time. He would piss all over my tits, make me suck his cock, and then he would take a squat over my mouth and fill it up with chocolate delight. I loved to watch his asshole expand as a log of shit protruded. I’d open my toilet mouth and feel the tasty squish as it entered my lips. Then he’d watch me swish it through my teeth and give him a shitty smile. Made him blow that load every time.
Suddenly, the door opened and my boss peeked in. “Make sure you lock the door. OMG, what the fuck?” He couldn’t move as the turd dropped from the truckers asshole into my eager mouth. Fascinated and aroused, I saw him pull his own cock out and shut the door. He leaned quietly against the wall, watching me in filthy action as I gulped and swallowed. I smiled through my shit-eating grin at both of them and they blew their loads at the same time. I was so proud of myself.

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My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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Bet Good

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As I saddled up to the bar I was not only very tipsy, I was very happy as well.
This would be the last drink and the last bet for the night.
Just I had done before I placed my empty glass on the bar along with a five dollar bill. It would be the same bet but with a different guy.
I smiled sweetly and said:
“Care to make a little wager?”
“Sure darlin”
“OK I bet you that I have a little rhyme that you can’t top. The bet is my five here and a drink.”
He laughed. “Bet good”
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He almost fell off the bar stool laughing. Handed me my five dollars and bought my drink. I downed the drink and tucked the five in my bra, making a cool hundred it was time to go home.
I walked out the door and started down the street feeling very pleased with my self. And then I saw him leaning up against a pole. By the looks of him he had money and I am greedy.
I walked up to him and decided to go double or nothing. Never dreaming it would be nothing.
“Hey care for a friendly wager?”
I could tell by the way he said yes that he was way drunker then I was.
“I bet you a hundred bucks that I have a rhyme that you can’t top.”
He chuckled a little and took my bet.
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He was quiet for some time when I asked him to fork over my money. I should have known by that smile I was going down.
“Not so fast Sugar. Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can piss in yours, but you can’t piss in mine.”
Handing him my hundred I realized that I need to learn when to stop while I am ahead.

Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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Whips and Chains

phone sex line evonneI got up to answer the knock on the door. I didn’t even have the door opened all the way, when he pushed it open the rest of the way and shoved me backwards. I felt a mixture of anger and arousal as I felt the juices start to flow between my legs as my ass hit the floor and he threw a leather corset at me hissing at me to put it on. I hadn’t finished fastening it when he threw a collar at me as he was pulling whips and chains out of the matching leather bag that he had thrown on the chair. My head screamed “say no” but my body and pussy were screaming “fuck me, take me”. My body won as I felt myself being shoved down the hall to the bedroom where the sexual assault would last for hours bordering on abuse and yet making us both cum over and over again with a dark and unbridled passion that comes from taboo sex.live phone sex twitter

Dirty, white trash whore

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I woke up on the sidewalk outside of the bar. No one even bothered to call the cops in this white trash town. I guess they were used to seeing me this way. I limped home, a heel on my pumps broken. I jumped in the shower to wash off the chaos of last night. What had I done this time? I remember doing lines off someone’s ass cheek and also a cock. They were laughing. I struggled to recall it all and I remembered you there. Tall, dark, handsome, and sick. You had made me do party tricks for my fix. I was like a poodle, a submissive, starving one. I crawled on my belly for what you offered.
The things you made me do last night were terrible and demeaning. I remember sucking a large penis under the bar. The town drunk pumped his filthy dick into my mouth, stinking of fat man body odor, sweaty balls, and spoiled cream. You all hooted as he gleefully spewed a load into my mouth and I allowed it to roll down my chin and drip onto my breasts. I barked like a dog as I obediently let all of the men feel my breasts and stick fingers in my ass and pussy. I am beyond hope as I bawl tears into my shower, thinking of the way I trotted into the men’s room with you and you made me lap your shitty asshole clean. I begged for just a little more nose candy and you pissed on me and kicked me to the floor.
My hand slides down to my pussy and I begin to rub my clitty. Images run through my mind of the abuse and humiliation. I crave it, just as much as I crave the drugs. Being treated like shit turns me on and makes my pussy drip. I’ll never stop being the town whore and allowing men to use me. I slide to the shower floor with the force of my orgasm, my pussy pulsating. I need some dick so bad right now. Maybe after this shower, I’ll head over to the truckstop and see if I can pick up a few bucks blowing truckers. Then time for my daily fix and a few drinks. Life is never boring when you’re a trailer trash whore.

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Piss-lovin’ whore

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He pissed in my mouth and I drank it like a shot. There’s something about hot piss that makes me wet. Men seem to love pissing in my mouth, cunt, and ass. I let them. Of course, I expect a little something in return for my “services.” A nice line helps the nasty aftertaste. Plus it makes me hornier than fuck, ready to do anything. Any girl can take a cock in her ass or pussy but my specialities are bathroom play and being human toilet paper. Licking a filthy asshole is like fine dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Piss is my personal champagne. I’d sip it out of a glass if I could.
Are you a piss loving freak like me? Or do you just enjoy dominating a woman and forcing her to drink your bladder-ade. Fuck me, fill me, and make me lap shitty ass-sauce off your cock. Mmmmm, I can never get enough bodily fluids. Time to check my levels, babe. Fill me up!!!