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Pierced and Pounded

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For years I had my body pierced. I loved the way it felt when a new stud was pushed into a fresh hole. When I got my clit pierced, I loved the feel of a cock sliding back and forth causing me pain. Plus I could put rings into the piercing which allowed me to indulge in some totally kinky bondage sex. My lover would hook chains between my tits and clit. When he was ready to cum, he’d yank them hard and the pain would send me over the edge too. A couple of times, I had my piercings torn wide open by a violent lover. The most painful was when my clitty hood was almost ripped off.  The chain had come loose from my tits and caught on the carpet. The force of the niggas thrusts pushed me across the floor, ripping me. He wouldn’t stop though as he was so fucking turned on by my pain. I needed a lot of drugs that night after he was done banging my bloody cunt. He thought I’d just got my period, the dumb fucker.

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You can never have too many piercings. I really want to have my tongue pierced again. Of course, after a night of whoring and too many blow jobs, my poor licker would be swollen and bloody. Has anyone ever gotten their asshole pierced? I think that would be an amazing feeling every time I took a shit or had a dick shoved in my turd hole.

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I’ll be your anal sex whore!

anal sex whoreI am an anal sex whore, for real, I just can NOT get enough! Shit,  I had two guys over last night just so I could have a cock for both of my fuck holes! I was sandwiched between them, both of their rock hard dicks buried balls deep inside me and it felt so incredible that I came over and over. And you know that this nasty whore right here cleaned both those dirty dicks off after they filled me full of cum too… I just love the taste of my own juices off a man’s cock. Especially when that cock has just come straight from my asshole because sometimes there is some of my shit on there and that gets me hot as fuck! I love all the nasty shit like that, don’t you? I want to be your nasty ass to mouth whore, your cum dumpster, your filthy piss drinking slut! Are you ready to get nasty as fuck with me?

Cum guzzling truckstop whore

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OMG. I think I’m gonna puke from all of the cum I swallowed tonight. I’ve been behind with the rent this month and the old bastard landlord told me that if I didn’t pay in full by Saturday I’d be evicted. So I figured it would take 100 twenty buck blowjobs to pay all of the past due in full. I started with the truckers that night. They were easy money and came in like 5 minutes. Next were the late night frat boys. Total tightwads who could fuck for hours but didn’t have any funds. Arriving later were the cops and paramedics. Tasty family men who were generous and loaded with the bubbly ball cream. Anyway, all of this sperm just kinda combined and formed this bulge of nut juice in my gut. I was literally burping up jizz. It was only on cock #99 that I couldn’t take any more. His rancid sweaty balls and the thrust of his fat hips made me gag. When he blew his load of moldy, sour cum, I could take no more. I puked a gallon of cum all over his cock. He was really impressed, thinking it was all his!!! Men!!!

Super Freaky Cookout

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I love the feeling of being watched by my cousins and uncles. All the other females in my family are super jealous of how sexy I am. They try and keep a close watch of their husbands because they all want a piece of this Carmel pie. Too bad that doesn’t stop me from getting what I want. The other day when the weather was nice I went out to a family cookout. I wore my skankiest orange dress that compliments my golden skin. The cookout was dead until “The Wobble” came on. I immediately made it into my time to shine and made my way to the dancefloor. As I wiggled my hips and began to shake my ass I noticed my Uncle Leroy grabbing his massive cock underneath the table. I was sure that he wanted a taste of this nookie so after teasing him with the rhythm of my body I made my way to the guest house. It was completely empty and secluded from the party. Within minutes I see my Uncle Leroy entering the room. It was no surprise that he was here. He claimed that he came to tell me what a beautiful young lady I grew into. I knew he was basically trying to tell me that he likes the shape of tits and how perky my nipples looked in my dress. I didn’t want to waste any time so I immediately grabbed his hard dick and began to stroke it as I slid my tongue in his mouth. I lowered myself as I unbuckled his pants. As I pulled out his cock the smell of old spice made my pussy tingle. I swallowed his whole cock and began to suck him off like the sexy teen slut I was trained to be. He grabbed the back of my head and began to fuck my throat while telling me how good of a girl I am. I bet Auntie Rene never sucked his cock like I did. He came so hard that I felt his knees buckle. I swallowed every last drop. When we were done I had no shame as we walked out together grinning about what we had just done. Auntie Rene seemed to be enraged but that bitch should consider it a favor. I did what her old ass cant!

Freaky phone sex fun at the Nursing Home

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So, I took a job in a nursing home as an aide, just for a week, to see if I’d like it better than the truckstop. It was hard damn work and I knew right away that I hated it. The nurses were slavedrivers who didn’t do anything but bark orders. But there were perks.

The place reeked of piss so I liked it right away. Changing all of those dirty diapers made me want to lick those old asses. So many droopy old balls that got covered in shit could’ve used my attention. Forget those wipes. You know how much I love scat play.

I walked into my last resident’s room where an old man was known for his naughty behavior. It seems that he couldn’t keep his hands off the aides and he’d grab tits and ass. They were scared of him. He was always jerking off and made lewd comments to them. When I walked into the room, his eyes got big and a toothless grin spread across his face. He didn’t know that he had met his match with this truckstop whore.

I leaned over and gave him a great look at my tits. I saw his cock rise in his pajamas. He reached for my tits and I let him fondle them. He moaned and it turned me on. Hey, he’s male. he has a cock. I don’t discriminate against age. He slid his hand up under my uniform skirt and began to rub my pussy, expertly sliding his finger between my cunt lips. The old fucker had moves!!!

He stood up and forced me back on the bed. Dropping his pajama bottoms, he had a 10 inch cock and it was as hard as a young man’s. He kissed me hard as he pushed his cock into me. OMG, he felt so good that I wanted to scream. He pumped furiously, almost drooling on me, his toothless mouth wide open. I could tell that he was about to cum and I was too. His old cock exploded and I thought he was going to have a heart attack.

I walked out of the room, his cum dripping into my panties. The nurse barely looked up. “He give you any problems?” “Nope, no problem at all.” I said with a smile. I was horny and already wondering how many other old fuckers were packing the meat and needed my service. I was about to find out!!! I think I love this job.

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Shitting in the Shower

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I was on break at the truckstop when one of my customers walked in. He was a great tipper and I had given him extra service many times. He smiled at me and told me to meet him in the shower. I knew exactly what he wanted. He was a scat man who got off on having me play with his poop. I agreed to meet him in the truckstop shower. In case you didn’t know, most large truckstops have private shower rooms where weary truckers can pay to get a shower.
He was the same thing every time. He would piss all over my tits, make me suck his cock, and then he would take a squat over my mouth and fill it up with chocolate delight. I loved to watch his asshole expand as a log of shit protruded. I’d open my toilet mouth and feel the tasty squish as it entered my lips. Then he’d watch me swish it through my teeth and give him a shitty smile. Made him blow that load every time.
Suddenly, the door opened and my boss peeked in. “Make sure you lock the door. OMG, what the fuck?” He couldn’t move as the turd dropped from the truckers asshole into my eager mouth. Fascinated and aroused, I saw him pull his own cock out and shut the door. He leaned quietly against the wall, watching me in filthy action as I gulped and swallowed. I smiled through my shit-eating grin at both of them and they blew their loads at the same time. I was so proud of myself.

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My filthy fart fetish

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You liked your women dirty but I didn’t mind. I knew exactly what you needed. I dropped to my knees and spread your ass cheeks. It was smelly and I knew you hadn’t showered lately. I touched my tongue to that puckered rim and I could taste the flecks of shit that you had missed. I began with your rim job, slowly licking every wrinkle on that asshole, cleaning you. Then I delved deeply, tongue rolled, into the depths of your ass. You farted right in my face and I could smell the sweet stench of rectum. That’s what I love the best, when they fart right in my mouth. The blast of gas being pushed out of that asshole, watching it wink, as it blows into my face. I inhale the fumes and taste them, hoping for a shart, a little taste of heaven.  I tongue fucked you quicker as you stroked his own cock. When you were all clean, I moved around to the front, where you were holding a half-hard penis. “Open wide, whore” you grumbled. I opened my mouth-urinal, allowing him to spew hot urine into my piehole. I gulped to keep up with the never-ending stream as it overflowed my mouth and ran freely down my tits. Your cock was all ready to blow now. You jerked it furiously, shooting foul blobs of man mayo to run down my face and mix with the piss. Another fart from your gassy bowels sent me over the edge and I spasmed helplessly.
I am a human shithole, an outhouse, and a submissive scat queen. I know my place in this world and that is servicing you like a good slave. Please allow me to be your toilet tissue and fart eater. It makes my pussy so wet to please you.

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Bet Good

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As I saddled up to the bar I was not only very tipsy, I was very happy as well.
This would be the last drink and the last bet for the night.
Just I had done before I placed my empty glass on the bar along with a five dollar bill. It would be the same bet but with a different guy.
I smiled sweetly and said:
“Care to make a little wager?”
“Sure darlin”
“OK I bet you that I have a little rhyme that you can’t top. The bet is my five here and a drink.”
He laughed. “Bet good”
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He almost fell off the bar stool laughing. Handed me my five dollars and bought my drink. I downed the drink and tucked the five in my bra, making a cool hundred it was time to go home.
I walked out the door and started down the street feeling very pleased with my self. And then I saw him leaning up against a pole. By the looks of him he had money and I am greedy.
I walked up to him and decided to go double or nothing. Never dreaming it would be nothing.
“Hey care for a friendly wager?”
I could tell by the way he said yes that he was way drunker then I was.
“I bet you a hundred bucks that I have a rhyme that you can’t top.”
He chuckled a little and took my bet.
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He was quiet for some time when I asked him to fork over my money. I should have known by that smile I was going down.
“Not so fast Sugar. Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can piss in yours, but you can’t piss in mine.”
Handing him my hundred I realized that I need to learn when to stop while I am ahead.

Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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