Have you ever seen a drink girl fucking? What about two? My daughter and I got shit faced drunk this weekend on some fine cans of Natural Ice beer. It is the premier beer choice for trailer park whores. We are proud beer guzzlers too. We don’t need a paper bag to hide our drink of choice and we can out drink any man. We held a beer party at our trailer on Friday night that lasted until yesterday morning. All the guys from the trailer park came by thinking they could drink two little white chicks under the table, but we were the last ones standing. We were also burping fiends. I can chug beer and not puke, but I will out burp any man afterwards. A few men at the party managed to keep up with us whores. We showed them how we multi task. I poke a hole in a beer can, chug the beer while deep throating a hard cock. My daughter puked while attempting this maneuver, but she didn’t pass out. Like the nasty freak she is, she kept blowing the dude’s dick even though she blew junks on his cock. We clean up our messes in this family. I was seeing double, barely standing come Monday morning, but I was still guzzling beer and cum. All the original men who started partying with us had passed the fuck out or gone home, so we had to hustle in some new meat off the street. A couple young guys thought they could take a couple drunk girls. They manhandled my daughter, so I manhandled them. Fucked their asses with a beer bottle. I think they liked it. My memory is a bit patchy from a three day drunk fest, but the shit and blood on the bottles tells me someone’s ass had a good time. Maybe it was mine. All I know is that if you like white trash phone sex, I can out party any man.
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Bus Ride Troubles
I never really go into the city. I love being in the country where I belong. Everything moves at a much slower pace which gets me into trouble but I love it. But the one time I go into the city with some girlfriends I get into some real trouble. I got really drunk and had no clue where I was. My friends must have lost me because I wondered into the ghetto where I found a really tall sexy guy. He seemed really nice and told me he would take me where I needed to go on the public bus. I thought it was a public bus so what trouble could I get into. Then he started fondling my tits through my sheer shirt right in front of everyone on the bus! The boys just started egging him on. That’s when the bus driver stopped the bus and started drilling his cock into me. He said he wouldn’t let me off until I made every guy on the bus cum…twice.
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I have never been with a girl before until I was on drugs and I can remember it like if it were yesterday. I was at a party when this girl pulled out some rock candy. I have never tried this stuff before but I was told that it was incredible. So I followed this girl into the bathroom, where she pulled out a lighter and told me to take a hit . Before I knew it I was in the bathtub with this girl and she and I were making out like crazy!
Our toungue swirling all over the place, then suddenly she began hiking up my skirt and began eating out my pussy like crazy! I couldn’t help but moan since it felt incredible, her toungue and fingers moving around in unison since it was just an incredible feeling! I felt like I was floating on a cloud then there was the out of body expirences of me scissoring this girl our pussys smashing into one another’s holes as we fucked one another with the constant clit stimulation I could not help but get her off and my self off at the same time since we climaxed at the same time. Now I know why women hook up it felt incredible especially with crystal!
Gangbang Whore Party
I live in the backwoods Alabama area so all this stuff about Martin Luther King Jr. Day isn’t a huge deal for us. But what is a big deal is Robert E. Lee’s birthday. We all have southern pride here and it shows. One of my stripper friends is hosting a naughty Lee party. Usually the guys bring lots of guns and confederate flags. The girls aren’t allowed to wear anything. It really is a free for all, especially for the guys. The guys grope and touch whatever they want. There is always so much jungle juice so the girls get plastered.
I got so drunk last time that I woke up with thirteen naked bodies around me. Turns out all the girls got super slutty and everyone had a giant orgy. I woke up really sore but one of the guys had taken photos of us all being so drunk and slutty. All the country guys knew how to have fun. “Gangbang Whore” was scribbled on my lower back so I knew my asshole was used nicely just like my cunt. I’m such a naughty fucking whore and I can’t wait for this year’s party. I can only imagine how these country guys are going to use me.
Phone Sex Line Slut Loves Play Doh
A neighbor of mine was throwing this box in the dumpster. He daughter was running behind her crying, beggin her not to. She just kept tellin her to shut up and that she was not rassin no harlot or whatever. Grabbed that little brat by her ear and drug her back up the driveway. After they went in I went to their curb and looked in the trash. Wasn’t sure what I would find but it was public property now. I was bright colored box with the words “play doh” wrote on the side. I took it to the house and pulled out the contents. There was some play doh in there that is for sure but there was also this toy that resembled a dick! I was sure as fuck surprised, and then I was turned on. I stuffed it with some green play doh and then squirt it out the top and laughed. It looked like it was squirting out some alien jizz from the top. I cleaned it out and laid back on the table and started to play with my clit with it. I got myself nice and wet and then started to shove it into my pussy. It felt so good. No wonder that bitch threw it out, she prolly caught her daughter doing the nasty with it. I know I would had been at her age no doubt about that. I continued to moan and whimper and then my favorite four legged friend came up and started to rim job me with his wide tongue. Fuck it felt amazing, who knew play doh could be responsible for this much pleasure. I came all over it and my fur friends face too. Once I removed my new found pussy play toy I took a swig of jack and let him finish licking me clean. Good boy, and good play doh. HaHa
Drunk Sex Porn Starring Your Favorite Cum Dumpster Cindy!
It is no secret that I am a fish when it comes to my alcohol and how I take it down. In fact if you wanted to dump me into a fish tank with a whole lotta tequila and beer I am sure my lungs would easily adapt. I got shit faced at my own house with a group of guys, nothing new there, but this new cat thought I had passed out like a little bitch and wanted to make a amateur drunk sex porn. I could hear them talking about me like I was not there. I was just resting my eyes for real though but also getting super turned on about the thought of them attempting to fill out their drunk rape fantasies on me. Hey, I was willing to take some cock in my ass while pretending to be passed out to help out a mother fucker. That is exactly what I did too.
I laid on my couch pretended like I was asleep, kinda doing that gurgly argh think like I had seen so many light weight cunts do. They filmed on their phones like total newbiews. It was whatever though I was not making money off of it so I was not giving the dumb asses any tips. One recorded while the others watched the one guy reached up my skirt and began to play with my pussy. It was hard not to moan, he actually had some skilled fingers. Once he was comfortable the other guys joined in and tag teamed my cunt. They fucked me in every hole that I had available. I could not hold it any more, I whimpered and moaned for more and more. They used me as their drunk fucking disposal too. Creampied my pussy and used my mouth as their cum dumpster.