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What I did for a Klondike bar!!!

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We’d been fucking at his trailer all day when we took a break. Sitting in the kitchen drinking a Milwaukee’s Best beer together, I was feeling fine. I’d been trying to get with him for a long time but he had this girlfriend that he was obsessed with. Everyone in our small town had heard the stories about this gangsta freak. She wasn’t even allowed to go to the bathroom alone. She got tired of his weird ways and kinky sex, I guess, and took off with someone else.

“I’ve got a treat for you.” he said, reaching into the freezer as we smoked a joint.  He brought out a container filled with what looked like chocolate covered bananas. He carried it back into the bedroom with us. We were higher than kites and fucking like bunnies when he brought out one of the treats. I felt him rub it against my pussy and slide it into my battered asshole. It felt so good and cooling. I arched to take more as he alternately fucked my shithole with the frozen dildo and his hot cock.

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He grabbed me by the hair and forced my mouth to his dick. His Kentucky blacksnake was long and thick. One taste and I knew it wasn’t ice cream. It was shit. He was fucking me with frozen shit!!! I could feel the thawed shit sliding down the backs of my thighs as he rammed his dick into my mouth. I knew immediately that it was his girlfriend’s shit. He really was obsessed with her. I was getting my first taste of a Kentucky Klondike bar and I was loving it. A normal girl would be puking, but not me. I am the total potty play girl.  I slurped every bit of her poop off his cock as he creamed into my mouth, calling out her name.

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We are still together and we often enjoy one of Latisha’s tasty treats with a cold beer. It makes for some hot and sloppy sex. We’ve started freezing some of mine too, for later.  What would YOU do for a Klondike bar?

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!

Some Dirty Talking Lines With A Phone Sex Slut

phone sex slutsI had a friend visiting and we had a bit to drink. I generally don’t talk about my phone sex, but somehow the topic got brought up. Like most men, the first thing he wanted me to do was give him some dirty talking lines that I use when I do dirty phone sex. So, I began slowly describing to him how I love to suck a big fat cock. I tell him that I start with just teasing the head and begin flicking my tongue around the head and right up the slit before I close my mouth and begin pressing putting sucking pressure on that spongy mushroom head.

I didn’t talk long before he was rock hard. I told him to come over to me and let me demonstrate. He eagerly pulled his cock out with that pre-cum already beginning to ooze. I started coming out of my clothes at that point and he began rubbing my tits and pussy. Being drunk and describing a good blow job had gotten us both so hot. Wouldn’t you know it, that was when the phone decides to ring! Not too fond of being interrupted at that pint, my friend got the idea of doing some real phone sex and he worked that receiver right into my hot pussy, using it to masturbate me and make me cum. I never did find out who was on the line that evening, but I’m sure he had some interesting sounds coming over the phone line.

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Hot Cock Sucking For Random Acts Of Kindness Day

Cum guzzling slutTomorrow is Random Acts of Kindness Day. All the do-gooders will be out buying each others meal or coffee. Like a coffee really means shit? I’m not sure what I will be doing for the day. It will be hard to top last year. Last year we had this homeless guy who always ended up sleeping in our parking lot. I felt sorry for him as he seemed like a nice guy. On Random Acts of Kindness Day. I went in to work before the club actually opened and invited him in. I showed him to where our showers were, offered to wash his clothes for him, and cook him a meal. He was really grateful for the attention. I left him to his shower and dumped his stinking clothes in the machine. I fired up the grill, made him a burger and fries, and I poured him a draft. He peeked out of the shower room wearing nothing but the boxers I had handed him. I told him it was fine to come out as we were the only ones in the club. He came up to the bar and guzzled the food and drink quickly. I noticed, after he cleaned up, he was really an attractive man. I offered him a lap dance to which he happily accepted. As I was grinding on his lap, I could feel his cock begin to respond and he felt huge! In another moment , his boner had managed to pop out of the boxers. I couldn’t resist. I turned around, dropped to my knees, and began to give this homeless drifter a blowjob he would never forget. I took his 8 inches all the way down my throat several times. It wasn’t long before he was shooting a huge load of cum right down my throat and this cum guzzling slut swallowed up every single drop.

Druggy phone sex with Ellen

I am a dirty druggy slut. I need to fuck as much as I can. I walk around this town selling my body. Who doesn’t want a cum dumpster like me at their super bowl party? You and your friends can use me as a dirty fuck toy! I love getting high and drinking till I fucking drop. I will never say no to a cock. I need dick like I need to fucking breath. I want to be your gangbang cum dumpster for you and your friends tonight. Fuck me, piss on me and treat me like shit. All I want is to get high and fuck. I want to be covered in your cum. Wash me off with your warm piss and make me clean it all up!

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Piss whore Ellen

Pissing phone sex

I am a druggy whore who sells her pussy for drugs. Every now and again I get pad to do some real nasty shit that I really fucking love to do. These sick fuckers who love the nose candy just like me. They also love laying down in the bathroom and having me piss all over them. These sick fucks know I am a dirty whore. They know I take dirty dick right on the street corner or behind dumpsters. They love being covered in diseased piss. They love fucking me as I piss on their dirty cocks. They pay me to cover them in piss and they turn around and they piss inside of me as they fuck me. They make me their piss covered whores. I fucking love it.

The Morning After

Live phone sexHoly shit batman!  What a night I had, I am feeling more than rough this morning.  I know better than to drink Rye Whiskey but there I was, pounding it down like water.  My will was as weak as a 99 year old man’s cock.  Just wasn’t there at all.  Buddy knows I cannot stay away from that shit, no matter how hard I try.  He brought me a bottle to work anyway.  Said he would only let me have a couple of shots, yeah right.  I think I did about ten shots, plus drank beer.  I should be dead!

After I got out the shower my cell phone was blowing up.  It was Buddy.  He wanted to know how much of last night I remembered.  Are you kidding me? I remember bringing the shot glass to my lips but that is about it.  I’m not even sure how the hell I got home!  Then he gave me a link and told me to check it out.  I clicked on the link and that motherfucker posted pics of me on some random site!

Now most broads would be pissed about that.  Me? Well, I was at first then I started to look at them, and man do I ever look smashed!  I started to laugh and told him that he could keep them up.  He told me that it was my idea for him to take naked pics of me, and it was also my idea for him to invite some of his buddies over so they could fuck me.  I do not remember that idea at all, I do however remember me taking my clothes off after he jogged my memory.  The fucking part though? Nope, do not remember that at all.  I think Buddy came up with that idea all by himself. 

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Sloppy Wet Pussy

Drunk phone sex

I love to get drunk and fuck! My pussy becomes sloppy and wet when I am drunk off my ass. I get so fucking drunk that I can’t walk. That makes things hard for my job. So when I get shit faced I balance myself with some nose candy. Which makes me want to fuck even more! I love going to parties and getting shit faced drunk. I will fuck anyone! I will fuck anything. I love getting on the table and showing my wet bald pussy off.

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I rub my pussy in men’s faces, letting them get a taste of my sweet juicy cunt. If they want more, I stick a bottle up my pussy and fuck it. I get it all nice and wet and watch the, suck my juices off the bottle. It is so fucking hot for men to sit there and watch me fuck myself with a big bottle of liquor! I even make myself squirt on them. Its a good show and I get everything I fucking want. 

Fuck a Drunk

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So, is it forced when you’re a drunken slut in a bar asking to get fucked? I don’t know but I woke up with a raging hangover and a raw pussy. I wish I could remember last night. I was doing shots with a group of oil field hands and the last thing I remember was being thrown over someone’s shoulder and being carried outside. He took me into a filthy little travel trailer where there were at least 5 other men. They gave me more alcohol. I remember someone taking my clothes off. The men got naked too. I am such a slut when I drink. I probably offered one of them a blow job and suddenly everyone wanted one. They lined up, cocks in hand. One of them decided not to wait. He bounced my head off the floor and spread my ass cheeks. I felt pain as he violated my shit hole and came on my back. Things got out of hand. I was no longer a person, but a drunken cum dumpster, eager for their cum. I flopped down on my back, spread my pussy open wide and let them have at me. They didn’t even use protection as they used and re-used my wounded cunt. Their furry friend even got a taste.
They fulfilled their rape fantasies that night for sure because I can’t remember any names or what they did to me. I found a bottle of Jack on my front patio this morning with a note that said. “Let’s do it again.” Well, I guess I must’ve pleased someone because here I go again, heading out to get me some more abuse and some more cock. You wanna join us, baby? You can abuse me, fuck my ass, piss in my mouth, and make me beg for more. Just blame it on the whiskey when you call me a whore.

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The other night I got kind of crazy and decided to drive home. I was drunk out of my mind and was in my own little world. It was dark out and all the sudden in my rear view mirror I saw flashing lights, red and blue. Oh great, how am I going to talk myself out of this one.

At least I am dressed to impress. I pull over as two officers come up to my windows. They ask me to step out of the car, as they page for back up. I am not going to lie, they are taking their job very serious to serve and protect. Two other cars pull up and now there is eight sexy men all in uniform.

Call me horny, but I would love to pat down these hunks. They take me behind a building, and they tell me to get sexy. You don’t have to tell me twice, I would never want to resist the law. They take turns taking their uniforms off and putting their cocks where I can pleasure them. I am such a gangbang whore, these men love my holes. I think they will let me off with just a warning now.