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Bet Good

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As I saddled up to the bar I was not only very tipsy, I was very happy as well.
This would be the last drink and the last bet for the night.
Just I had done before I placed my empty glass on the bar along with a five dollar bill. It would be the same bet but with a different guy.
I smiled sweetly and said:
“Care to make a little wager?”
“Sure darlin”
“OK I bet you that I have a little rhyme that you can’t top. The bet is my five here and a drink.”
He laughed. “Bet good”
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He almost fell off the bar stool laughing. Handed me my five dollars and bought my drink. I downed the drink and tucked the five in my bra, making a cool hundred it was time to go home.
I walked out the door and started down the street feeling very pleased with my self. And then I saw him leaning up against a pole. By the looks of him he had money and I am greedy.
I walked up to him and decided to go double or nothing. Never dreaming it would be nothing.
“Hey care for a friendly wager?”
I could tell by the way he said yes that he was way drunker then I was.
“I bet you a hundred bucks that I have a rhyme that you can’t top.”
He chuckled a little and took my bet.
“Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can tell the length of yours but you can’t tell the depth of mine.”
He was quiet for some time when I asked him to fork over my money. I should have known by that smile I was going down.
“Not so fast Sugar. Two and two is four. Four and five is nine. I can piss in yours, but you can’t piss in mine.”
Handing him my hundred I realized that I need to learn when to stop while I am ahead.

Gangbang Whore Party

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I live in the backwoods Alabama area so all this stuff about Martin Luther King Jr. Day isn’t a huge deal for us. But what is a big deal is Robert E. Lee’s birthday. We all have southern pride here and it shows. One of my stripper friends is hosting a naughty Lee party. Usually the guys bring lots of guns and confederate flags. The girls aren’t allowed to wear anything. It really is a free for all, especially for the guys. The guys grope and touch whatever they want. There is always so much jungle juice so the girls get plastered.

I got so drunk last time that I woke up with thirteen naked bodies around me. Turns out all the girls got super slutty and everyone had a giant orgy. I woke up really sore but one of the guys had taken photos of us all being so drunk and slutty. All the country guys knew how to have fun. “Gangbang Whore” was scribbled on my lower back so I knew my asshole was used nicely just like my cunt. I’m such a naughty fucking whore and I can’t wait for this year’s party. I can only imagine how these country guys are going to use me.

Druggy Humiliation Day Stories

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I was reading about Humiliation Day and its origins in Canada with the Chinese people. I’m not the brightest gal and I sure could use a respite from humiliation this year. An apology or two would’ve meant everything. I really had my share in 2015.
I’d like to share a few of my humiliating experiences from last year.
The party for a friend where she asked me to strip for her boyfriend. He and I ended up fucking in the laundry room after she passed out. The next day, he told her that I drugged her and seduced him.
Accidently leaving my panties in a co-workers office after a noon quickie. I came in to find them pinned to the bulletin board and they had a shit stain on them. Gross.
My girlfriend borrowed my lipstick. Two days later, I woke up with my lips covered in herpes sores.
Fucking a random dude in his car and leaving bloody pussy tracks all over his leather seats.
Taking a shower at a friend’s house and shaving the coochie. The drain backs up and all of these pussy hairs come floating out into the tub. OMG!!!
Riding a guy’s cock and I fart, but it’s all shitty, and diarrhea runs all down his nutsac. Goodbye, hard-on.
Ok, your turn to share some of your humiliation with me, or maybe you’d like me to humiliate you. I’m sure to face plenty of raw and graphic humiliation and degradation in the coming year. Hope you’re around to read my blogs!!!

Happy New year.

Druggy Phone Sex W/ a Drunk Gangbang Whore

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I might have partied too hard, I might have fucked every single one of the guys that were there… and I am not afraid to admit that I am a slut. No, that’s too modest. I am a super slut. And honestly I do not see what is so wrong with that. Some people like bananas, I love cock. Everyone has their own guilty pleasure. Take away the guilty and mine is just pleasure. And it makes other people happy too! Whoever it is. I would be classified as a super slut because I will fuck just about anyone. I have no boundaries I just love to fuck!! I still have my preferences though don’t get me wrong!! I really would like for at least one guy and one girl to be in my slutty fun. That’s not too much to ask, I think it’s reasonable and everyone should do it that way. It’s beneficial because not only is there enough to go around, there’s more ways to fuck and more parts to play with! Why wouldn’t I want to eat a girl out while getting fucked in the ass by our guy? Or maybe I could flick her nipples while I get fisted by him…the possibilities are endless. I don’t care what people think – being a slut is fucking awesome, and partying hard while being the biggest whore I can be is even better.

Party hard on New year’s Eve

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Every new Year’s Eve , it’s the same old thing for most of us. We go out for a good time. Maybe get us some end of year cock. I know that final blow job should end in a ball-dropping explosion. I dance my ass ass off with some friends, but things get all freaky. I always seem to end up missing my clothes by morning or wake up at some orgy where cum soaked pussies and limp, crusty dicks are everywhere, fueled by the alcoholic lust. I wonder how many dudes had their dicks in me and how much cum I swallowed. My throat is sore from the drugs and the dick action. I wouldn’t change a thing though. I’m gonna do my drugs, drink that Jager, and get all of the fuckmeat that I can handle, cause life takes its toll. In a few years we all end up spending the New year in sweats, watching the Dick Clark special (cause that’s the only dick we’ll get) and sipping non-alcoholic grape fizzy with the brats.
So, I’m getting mine now before it’s too late. Make sure you find a DD though. Being dead is not cool.
Happy New Year, fuckers. How about one last phone fuck before the ball drops?

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Texting Whore

live phone sex cleoI noticed him as soon as I walked in with his five o’clock shadow and deep blue eyes. Sitting there at the bar drinking his blues away. I can tell he has a lot on his mind. He is instantly my target. He has his phone in his hand and is deep in a text conversation, taking big gulps from his drink as he reads the response. I go up to the bar to order my first drink and look at his phone making a mental note of his number. As soon as I walk away I write it on my napkin and stash it away for latter.
The music is blaring and the drinks are flowing. My body is covered in sweat from dancing every song. I have been watching him all night. He stopped texting long ago and I know he has been watching me on the dance floor.
There is no time like the present and I exit to the ladies room. Locking the door of the stall I take out my phone and take a picture of my bare sweat covered tits. Entering his number I send the text to his phone. Then I pull down my panties and shove my fingers deep inside my pussy, I take the picture and send it to him before he has had time to reply to the first picture.
Leaving the picture of my pussy on my phone I turn off my ringer, walk over to the bar and set my phone down in front of him as I order my drink.
I see the smile come over his face when he sees it and I run my hand up his leg to his already hard dick.
I down my drink and take him by the hand leading him out side and into the alley. I raise my skirt and put my hands on the cold brick wall.
He unzips his pants and shoves his hard dick deep in my wet pussy fucking me hard and fast.
It’s just what I wanted.
With out a word he disappears and I go back into the bar.
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The Morning After

Live phone sexHoly shit batman!  What a night I had, I am feeling more than rough this morning.  I know better than to drink Rye Whiskey but there I was, pounding it down like water.  My will was as weak as a 99 year old man’s cock.  Just wasn’t there at all.  Buddy knows I cannot stay away from that shit, no matter how hard I try.  He brought me a bottle to work anyway.  Said he would only let me have a couple of shots, yeah right.  I think I did about ten shots, plus drank beer.  I should be dead!

After I got out the shower my cell phone was blowing up.  It was Buddy.  He wanted to know how much of last night I remembered.  Are you kidding me? I remember bringing the shot glass to my lips but that is about it.  I’m not even sure how the hell I got home!  Then he gave me a link and told me to check it out.  I clicked on the link and that motherfucker posted pics of me on some random site!

Now most broads would be pissed about that.  Me? Well, I was at first then I started to look at them, and man do I ever look smashed!  I started to laugh and told him that he could keep them up.  He told me that it was my idea for him to take naked pics of me, and it was also my idea for him to invite some of his buddies over so they could fuck me.  I do not remember that idea at all, I do however remember me taking my clothes off after he jogged my memory.  The fucking part though? Nope, do not remember that at all.  I think Buddy came up with that idea all by himself. 

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A Big Dick Sucker and an Anal Sex Whore Walk Into a Trailer…

big dick suckerMy daughter taught me how to be a big dick sucker. She is the nigger loving whore in this family. Don’t get me wrong, I like big black cock, but I am not an exclusive black cock whore. I fuck anything if I’m horny or drugs/ money are involved. This local black trucker that lives in our trailer loves white bitches, especially skanky ones. Few out skank my daughter, so it was no surprise for me to walk in on her slurping on Daryl’s womb broom. I was drunk as a skunk and it wasn’t even noon. Actually, I was still drunk from last night. I wanted some nigger dick too. I pushed my girl out of the way and showed her how to shallow a tree trunk thick shaft. I can down a cock like I down a bottle of Johnny Walker Red.

anal sex whoreI was deep throating his meat popsicle and swigging straight scotch when my daughter grabbed the bottle out of my hand. I figured she wanted to party with mama. Actually, she wanted to show Big D what an anal sex whore she was; wanted to show him she could handle an anaconda up her tight teen ass. I’m the best cock sucker in the trailer park, but he removed his black hammer from my greedy mouth to watch my daughter ass fuck that scotch bottle I was swigging. I couldn’t be mad at her. I did steal her cock. I would have given it back. I just wanted a jet blast of cum in my belly to help me sleep off my stupor. Seeing a teen girl with a big ass scotch bottle up her butt pretty much makes a trashy MILF invisible.

BBC phone sexI grabbed the bottle of Jack Daniels, shoved it up my cougar count and offered Big D shots of pussy liqueur. Once he was done tearing my girl’s ass up, he crammed my ass full of nigger dick while my well fucked daughter enjoyed some pussy liqueur of her own.

Fuck a Drunk

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So, is it forced when you’re a drunken slut in a bar asking to get fucked? I don’t know but I woke up with a raging hangover and a raw pussy. I wish I could remember last night. I was doing shots with a group of oil field hands and the last thing I remember was being thrown over someone’s shoulder and being carried outside. He took me into a filthy little travel trailer where there were at least 5 other men. They gave me more alcohol. I remember someone taking my clothes off. The men got naked too. I am such a slut when I drink. I probably offered one of them a blow job and suddenly everyone wanted one. They lined up, cocks in hand. One of them decided not to wait. He bounced my head off the floor and spread my ass cheeks. I felt pain as he violated my shit hole and came on my back. Things got out of hand. I was no longer a person, but a drunken cum dumpster, eager for their cum. I flopped down on my back, spread my pussy open wide and let them have at me. They didn’t even use protection as they used and re-used my wounded cunt. Their furry friend even got a taste.
They fulfilled their rape fantasies that night for sure because I can’t remember any names or what they did to me. I found a bottle of Jack on my front patio this morning with a note that said. “Let’s do it again.” Well, I guess I must’ve pleased someone because here I go again, heading out to get me some more abuse and some more cock. You wanna join us, baby? You can abuse me, fuck my ass, piss in my mouth, and make me beg for more. Just blame it on the whiskey when you call me a whore.

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Naked Bonfire

phone sex line evonneWhen you think of fall do you think of the leaves changing colors, pumpkins and Halloween? Well if your a kinky whore like I am you think about other things like our annual bonfire way out in the country, no clothes allowed. We roast marshmallows drink hot chocolate with a nice dose of adult beverage mixed in and we fuck anything that moves and some things that don’t…..it is a night with cum covered bodies glistening in the cool crisp air. Don’t worry if you get to cold someone will cover you in warm gooey marshmallow right off the stick. Every one will gather around and lick all the gooey goodness off your goose flesh covered body before filling your cunt up with warm hot chocolate so that they can drink out of your honey hole. It’s our own special kind of celebration. Won’t you join us?