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I Instigated It

phone sex line evonneI knew what I was doing when I wore my little black dress to the club. I also knew what I was doing when I choose what to wear under it. I know he is jealous as hell. I also knew that the way I looked and the way I was dancing on the dance floor I was attracting slutty ass attention, I watched him get madder as the night wore on and he got drunker. Every time a man looked at me with that I could fuck you look in his eyes, Steve would get the look of hall and damnation in his eyes. I get off on watching it, instigating it. It wouldn’t be long before he would be beating the shit out of some poor slob all over me and this shit drove me crazy. My cunt would get nice and wet as I watch him beat someone down When it is all over with and the dumb ass is on the ground, bleeding, barely conscience, I will stand over him and let my cunt cum while laughing at him and telling him this is the pussy he just got fucked up over.

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

Dirty Phone Sex Mommy Gets Revenge

Ex Spouse Day, what kind of fucked up day is this, other than a good day for a dirty phone sex whore to get revenge on her ex. I think I will lure him over with talk of some partying going on. We will hang a little and then I will go over and flirt with the five black guys that I also invited over. The ex understands it’s my dealer and few of his buddies.

My flirting with these black guys turned into me working on blowing all five of the BBC’s in my face as my ex watches on. We proceed to undressing and getting me on my back as the five BBC’s find a spot to pump. I’m taking all of these cocks now and telling my ex how fucking good it feels to be fucked good! I carry on and once I am filled with cum I make him come clean my creampied pussy out. I proceed to make him suck off one of the big black cocks also allowing me to call him a big dick sucker.

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I’m The Girl 4 U

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You say you don’t want me but you know I am the girl for you. You know that I am the only girl that will get down and dirty with you. The only one that helps you fuck those precious little bitches faces. You know what I mean…you know that you have dark desires. What do you think I do every weekend? Well besides the usual gangbang, and partying… you know I am there babysitting those perfect angels. Lucy, Tiger Lily, and little baby Sky. All are perfect and ready to be used. Their stupid cunt Mommy’s never know that what we are really doing during all that babysitting is far from playing with dollies! We are playing with their faces, their holes too. They will never tell…we can play with them like this for hours and days. We can always play…so don’t stay mad baby. I can be the one who you can beat around, slap and spank and the one who helps you turn those fantasies into reality.

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?

Ellen is a Drunk girl fucking anything!

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Tomorrow is National Beer day and let me tell you how much I fucking love being a drunk girl fucking dick all night long. I am  dirty cock sucking whore who sells her pussy for drugs and beer all the time. So on National Beer day I love getting piss drunk, and fucking for beer all day long. If you’ve got a nice cold beer that I can shove up my pussy and cool my dirty hot cunt off with I will suck your dick until you cum in my mouth.

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I’ll take half of beer filled to the top with warm piss and I’ll drink that shit all the way down. I love selling my pussy, ass and mouth for drugs and beer. I’m a dirty fucking whore!  I would love to be your drunken whore you fuck with all your buddies. I can’t wait to drink your piss and wash it down with a nice cold beer after smoking a blunt. 

Peanut Butter Jelly Time

live phone sexWho knew there was a peanut butter jelly day? In honor of such an auspicious occasion I have invited all my little up and coming teen sluts for a peanut butter and jelly lunch. Of course I don’t do anything without a kinky, naughty, nasty twist and this lunch is no different. With all my little hookers naked and waiting we begin by covering each other in a variety of flavors of jelly and both crunchy and smooth peanut butter. The dirty old men are lined up to lick my whores clean making their dicks nice and hard. I am in the kitchen observing and preparing grilled peanut butter and jelly sandwiches using a little cum from each dick as the butter on the out side of the bread for a nice tasting sandwich. Each girl getting the sandwich with the cum she helped produce for lunch. Who knew that we could have so much fucking fun with good old fashioned PB&J? Are you hungry yet?phone sex line evonne

That’s Some Dirty Phone Sex 4 Ya!

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So I have this new job at school where I clean up the locker rooms and wash the team’s uniforms and dirty towels and junk (talk about DIRTY phone sex for ya!). But I love my job because the basketball team is fuckin hot as Fuck and I get to peep at them while they are changing. Well today I was peeping on them as usual but they caught me watching and decided to humiliate me as punishment. All those sexy boys surrounded me and pulled out their cocks, I thought they were going to make me suck their dicks but what they wanted was way worse! They all started pissing on me! I was on my knees and they were all around me in a circle just pissing right in my face and hair! I couldn’t get away, everywhere I turned there was another cock spraying piss everywhere! When they finally ran out of piss for me that’s when they started forcing me to suck their dicks, I was so scared but also really turned on, I just couldn’t help it. I love being used like a whore over and over again. By the time the gangbang started I was dripping wet and so so ready to have a cock stuffed into every eager fuckhole I was really getting into it when all the sudden the door flew open and in came the entire squad of cheerleaders! They were laughing at me and calling me a whore, taking pictures and recording the whole thing! Now I’m an online sensation at school, everyone knows who I am and everyone is talking about it. But whatever, I don’t care because I have all the boys at school wanting to Fuck me now that they have seen how good I am at sucking dick! Even the teachers want me so I’m gonna be busy all year long!

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