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Drunk Girl Fucking in the Morning

drunk girl fuckingDrunk girl fucking? That is me just about every day. My breakfast of champions includes a PBR, a line of coke and a mouthful of cum. I am cranky if I do not get all three. Trust me, I need all three like most folks need air. This morning, I cracked opened a PBR, did a line of cocaine and sat on my couch naked waiting for some schoolboys to come into my trailer. My trailer is right in front of the school bus stop. A teen boy and his younger brother were happy to play with me. I needed their young cocks. The cocaine had already kicked in and I was wicked horny. Coke goes straight to my clit. And because I never want a beer gut and I will never give up beer, I fuck it off. Those two boys were virgins. They had heard the rumors though about the old trailer trash whore who likes to fuck. They wanted to know if I could help them. They were in the right place. I let those schoolboy brothers tag team me. Hot damn, for their ages, their cocks were more than ample to please me. I needed their big cocks. I let them each have a hole, but I needed more. I fucked them dry then opened the trailer door so all the boys could gang bang me. I do love a gangbang first thing in the morning. Those boys made me feel so fucking good. I entertained about 12 boys in all three holes for a good 45 minutes. I think they come to the bus stop early just so they can fuck this cougar. I do not know what I would do if I had to start a morning without beer, coke and cock. Let’s just hope I never have to find out!

Cum Dumpster Milfs

cum dumpsterI love being a cum dumpster. I can never get enough jizz. A milf friend of mine crashed at my place last night. We were drunk and she did not want to drive home intoxicated. When she woke up from her dunk stupor, she saw me entertaining some schoolboys. The bus stop is in front of my trailer. I have a big double wide on a corner lot. Every morning when school is in session, I am sitting naked on my couch in front of the big bay window. I am letting those boys know this horny milf is here to drain their balls before school. I am a greedy cum whore and I do love the taste of boy jizz. I like all cum, but a young boy’s seed is so yummy. I am a P trashy milf. I just made my milf friend a teen cock junkie too. She woke up and saw me taking two young dicks at once. She wanted in on the fun. How could I say no to her? She wanted to get some morning cum too. It is better than coffee for perking a woman up. I slobbered all over those young hard cocks, and my friend joined in. With her helping me, we could entertain a lot more boys. I think all the young boys from the trailer park were in my trailer draining their lizards with two blonde fucking milf whores. We encouraged each other to fuck better and suck better too. It was like a milf cock pleasing competition. She had never sucked a young boy’s cock before. And now I am pretty sure she will never suck and fuck any cock that is not young again. We snowballed all that teen jizz together and the boys just kept on cumming. A few never made it to school because they were getting a sex education lesson in my trailer.

Halloween BBC sex stories

BBC sex stories

BBC sex stories with this stripper whore are so erotic and nasty on Halloween! I had picked a slutty Cop outfit to strip in for the evening. Total trashy woman in uniform, really brings the cash and chalk! I have a couple Officers on our payroll, and they loved seeing me shake my ass and be a bad bitch as I twerked on their cock, telling them I wanted to handcuff them and suck their cock. I would have gladly done it for free, just to show good favor when I was hustling on the streets. 

But a fight broke out with My bouncers and I had to jump in on the action. It was a regular old big John who had been stiffed by one of the other backroom whores. My big black man had every right to be pissed. I playfully handcuffed him and took charge of the situation as I leaned down and whispered “Play along, I will make it worth your while,” The audience loved it as I sat on his back and told my big Mandingo he was under arrest for being to fucking sexy! Big Black John was happy to be escorted to the back among cheers and dollars from the crowd! I really thought that this was a scene for Halloween and I gave Big black cocked John my slutty ass and sucked him like he was a chocolate Ice Cream! My Cops got some pussy too, but that’s more stripper sex stories for another time, baby!

I Put the Trash in White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexNo one puts the trash in white trash phone sex like me. I was partying hard last night. I was on a three-day bender. I did so much coke I could not sleep, and I could not cum. Do you know how frustrating it is not to be able to cum? I am sure some of my party dudes can relate. You get too high or too drunk and your body betrays your mind. I needed to cum. I was never going to sleep if I could not cum. I came home with a pussy full of cum and a swollen clit. I dug out my sex machine. It had cobwebs and dust. I prefer cock to sex toys. I bought the sex machine at the beginning of the pandemic because I had no clue how long I might have to go with out dick. Turns out a trashy milf does not need to go with cock. Not during in a pandemic. Not during a hurricane. Not ever. I did my best to dust it off and finally get my money’s worth. I took some Molly because it’s a sex drug. I had a little bit of everything in me. I was full of cum too, so I did not need any lube. A few minutes in my cum filled pussy and I was squirting everywhere. I was flinging dudes’ cum on my walls. Probably not the worst thing to ever touch my walls. Finally, I got some relief. I needed it too. I could feel the lack of sleep affecting me, but I needed a hard cum to crash. Can you relate? Something about a hardcore cum helps me sleep. Not saying it won’t happen again that I end up on a binder. Just now I am prepared. I know I can dust off the sex machine anytime I cannot sleep or cum again.

A Trashy Milf Knows How to Drain Balls

trashy milfI am a trashy milf. I make no apologies for robbing the cradle either. I get older and my lovers get younger. I have what young boys need and want to feel like a man. I have easy access holes. School girls play games and cock tease. Not dirty old cougars like me. We are here to please. Now that schools are back in action, I can catch a lot of dick in the mornings during the week. I get up early, pour a cup of coffee and sit on my stoup watching the boys go to the school bus. I am in a see-through nightie so they can see I am open for their cocks. On Friday, a teen boy asked me if I could help him with a problem. He said little problem, but there was nothing little about his problem. He had blue balls and a big hard cock. A young boy needs to cum a few times a day. My son’s balls would fill back up as soon as I drained them. I fucked and sucked my son a few times a day when he was in high school, and it was never enough. This young boy was in the right place for a ball draining. I am a cum guzzling slut. I swallow every load I drain. I fell to my knees and sucked his stiff dick. As I massaged his balls, I could tell he was really backed up. I dipped a finger in my wet cunt, then slowly slipped it in his ass. The best way to thoroughly drain balls is the combination of head and a prostate massage. He was a bit shocked, but he did not resist. I am skilled at draining balls. He gave me the biggest cum shot ever. He was backed up, but I drained him well. He told me he would be back Monday morning and I cannot wait.

Big Dick Sucker and Blonde Whore

big dick suckerWhen you are a big dick sucker, word gets out quickly. Every man in my trailer park with a big cock and a wife who cannot handle his enormous dick, comes knocking on my door sooner or later. Last night, three black boys showed up at my door. They had some Crown Royal with them and some primo weed they took from their father. I was interested in daddy, but I am not going to turn away three horny brothers. These black boys wanted to fuck an old blonde whore. They said they heard I never met a cock I did not want to suck. I love that folks talk about what a trailer trash whore I am with other folks. I love having a bad reputation just like Joan Jett, LOL. I partied with them then I showed them what a three-hole whore I can be with the right cocks. I really am a dirty three-hole whore. I mean I have three holes, why not let them all be filled with cock and cum. Big, black cock. These boys were teenagers, and their dicks were bigger than many adult males I know including my ex-husband. I am not much of a Crown Royal drinker, but I did not want to be rude. I drank it with them, got high with them, and drained their big black balls many times in a few hours. I tried to subtly ask about their daddy because you know if the sons have big dicks, they likely got it from daddy. They knew why I asked. I was not as sly as I thought. Daddy bats for a different team. Too bad for me, but I have three hung young black studs in the neighborhood now and they want to play with this blonde fucking whore again. It feels like Christmas came early.

Big Dick Sucker Beverly

big dick suckerA big dick sucker like me never has a problem getting laid on a Friday night. I went down to the truck stop to party with the truckers parked for the night. Before I went down, I got a text from my ex-husband. He is an ex for a reason. And that reason is his shrimp dick. I told him he was barking up the wrong tree because my days of acting like his tiny dick is the best thing since sliced bread are over. I hung up on him, put on something slutty, and went to the truck stop to find some real men. My ex kept sending me pictures of his tiny dick. I no longer must see that pathetic thing. I was feeling a bit squirrely, so when I hooked up with Big Mike, I made sure to take a picture of me sucking his cock to send to my annoying ex-husband. I am a lot lizard sex whore and a size queen. I know what big dick is and I know that my ex does not have the kind of cock I need. He does not have the kind of cock anyone needs. I slurped on a real cock and took pictures to send to my ex. Hey, if he can send me unsolicited dick pictures, I can send them too. Seeing is believing sometimes. Some men just will not get it. Size matters. I am a mature BBC whore. I have had plenty of big black dicks and some big white cock too. I will no longer settle for shrimp dicks. Not when there are so many big dicks out there who want to bang a trailer trash whore. Women need to wake up and make tiny dicked men their cuckolds because they deserve sexual pleasure. My stud cock enjoyed posing for some pictures to shame my ex-husband with. The pictures sent him a message, but I am sure he will be back sniffing around soon enough.

Whore Taxi for blond Fucking

blonde fuckingBlonde fucking takes on a whole new theme when you riding in the back of an Uber with a paid whore! Me and a couple of other whores have teamed up with a pimp (my brother) who is getting paid double to supply the city with some of the best pussy while going to and from work, ect! The best paid whore rides are the early morning commuters! My favorite guy loves a used up whore on Monday mornings! His wife doesn’t know he has a late start at the office and he uses our whore taxi service to get some cummy pussy every morning.

As soon as my driver tells me where we are going I snort a fat line off the back of my hand, take off my panties and throw my legs up over the seats. My guy gets a full view of my dripping pussy as he throws his briefcase in the front seat and goes to town on some sweet buttercream cunt! He says he loves going to the office with my smell all over his face from the last few guys who have pumped that cream load into me! His dick gets dipped too as he adds to my cum filled cunt!
But the best part is all of the whore taxi rides are filmed and we can use them to black mail or make more money on the side!cum filled cunt

I’m A Cum Guzzling Slut

cum guzzling slutThe life of a cum guzzling slut is not really a difficult one. I spend my days searching for cock, though most of the time they come to me. That’s the great part about working the street corner, is I never really have to worry about where my next hot fuck is coming from. Nasty client cock means hot meals, and fresh Blunts, and lines of party dust. Just the very thought of that makes my delicious cunt drip. Some people look down on me because I’m a proper prostitute, a hooker for hire, a woman of the night, though I prefer to just call myself a happy whore. I love this lifestyle, and no one can change my mind about it honestly. I get to keep my pockets lines, I get to stay high, and my pussy stays full of the most delicious cum on the planet. Is there really anything else that I need to be asking for? You’re real cute. How’s about you swing by after I get off, and I suck the living life out of your cock? Don’t even worry about it, this one’s on the house. You just look like you taste absolutely fucking delicious. Is it true? Do you taste like liquid gold? Either way I’m going to find out, because I intend to get a hot load of you somewhere in or on my body.

I am Such a Cum Dumpster I Make Cum Cones

cum dumpsterDo you want to know what a cum dumpster I am? I make my own cum cream cones. I have one of those old-fashioned ice cream makers complete with a tub to churn the milk. I am known as a cum whore. I always have frozen cum in my freezer. I put cum in bags to freeze. I also make cum cubes that I add to my drinks like coffee and lemonade. It was all the stored cum that saved me during the pandemic. You cannot be a cum whore without the cum, right? That is when I started making cum cones. Those hot days alone in my trailer made me miss cock and cum so much. On one hot day, I made a cum cone. A cum dumpster must get creative sometimes. I would make ice cream using more cum than milk. I still have a bunch of cum in the freezer. I guess I am always worried that the bottom might fall out again, so I keep hoarding jizz.  Good thing I did too because it is hurricane season again.

cum dumpsterThe hurricane sort of bypassed Florida this time and went for Louisiana and the Carolinas. We got a lot of nasty rain, however. And when the rain lifted, it was hot as fuck. And nothing cools this old trailer part whore down quicker than a cool cum cone. I invited my daughter over and told her to bring some friends. We had a hurricane survival party. I brought the cum and made the cum cones. Beer and cum cones? Hell yes. Now that is a party. My daughter is a cum whore too. She brought some hot friends. I invited several guys with big black cocks who love white chicks draining their balls. Once my black lovers realized us white chicks were eating cum filled ice cream cones, they wanted to give us more cum.

A cum dumpster like me, never passes on a chance to have more cum. My daughter went around with a pitcher as I sucked, jacked and fucked to get more cum. I love cum. I cannot get enough of it. For me it is like green eggs and ham. I will eat it anywhere, yes I will. My cum cones were a hit with all the girlfriends my daughter brought to the party. But not as popular as all those big black cocks.