So the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.
Category: White trash phone sex
Silvia and the big cock tranny
When I am filled with a monster cock, it is like no other high in the world. Every inch of my hot pink flesh throbs as I can feel it take over my insides. Each inch I savor as I bring my cunt closer to cumming. I love watching my cunt juice build up on my pretty pussy lips, just like coating them with cunny lip gloss. Stretching my pussy far as it will go. I have had one gigantic monster cock in my cunt and it is still one of the hottest nights of my life.
My mother was a total drug whore. She used to bring guys home all the time get high and fuck. My father spent most of his nights out in bars so my brother I were left pretty much to fend for ourselves. But over the years curiosity got the best of this cat; and I started to watch my mother more intently. After years of seeing her with men, I was shocked at how much more time she spent with her new female friend. That was until I walked in on her when she was hopping out of the shower.
She was absolutely stunningly beautiful. Perfect skin, hair long and soft, the biggest blue eyes I had ever seen. Her tits were an enormous D cup, and so round. Only movies stars and angels could be this perfect. I am assuming she reacted the way she did because I only had a ripped up t-shirt on and nothing else, I had just gotten fucked last night, and still had that sex and candy scent. I had to pee so bad that when I bumped into her, to my horror I felt a trickle of piss squirt out. I had peed on my mother’s new best friend! My face turned so red and I could not move. That is when I felt something that was completely unexpected. I looked down and there it was. The 15 inch, coke can girth, cock of a she-male. I could not stop staring and when I saw it turn rock hard the rest of my bladder emptied out onto the floor and splashing up onto both of us.
She reached out and cupped my tiny tits brushed her thumb against my nipples. “take my cock in your hand.” I was told and was not in any position to argue. Taking both of my hands to really appreciate the fleshy dick I felt my cunt start to sweat from the heat that generated from her cock. She brought me very close to the edge as she worked my breasts with her hands, then her mouth. Pushing me down on the bathroom floor, I found myself in my own puddle of urine. The odor of urine mixed with the left over cum in my pussy on top of the newly formed sex smell from her and I was intoxicating. She quickly worked my clit till I was almost about to pee again when she fed my hungry pussy her monster dick. It was so painful at first it brought tears to my eyes and threw me off the edge of my lust. I cried out so loud that she covered my mouth with her hand. Fucking me hard and fast she ripped me open and left me dripping with her hot load and cumming hard on a puddle of piss on my bathroom floor.
Hooker Phone Sex kicks Melanie
I woke up in the middle of nowhere with my skirt pulled above my head. Grime and dust were all over my tits and my cunny .I felt like a riding lawn mower had whacked me to death. I was hazing from a high of God of plenty. Simply put, I had partied the night before and guzzled so much liquor I think I was still high. I wondered about my mama and that uncle friend of hers. One minute he is slapping her upside the head and the next he is putting that cock inside of me. One thing was certain, as long as he was the source of my high then I would fuck him anytime he asked. Take last night for example, we were sitting in his truck drinking and blowing a few lines. I was feeling the buzz and my head made me feel like I was floating, in a daze,I leaned over and fell right in his lap.
That motherfucker unzipped his pants put that cock in my mouth and told me. “This is what nasty dirty whores get! “Suck that cock you filthy whore!” At first I just laughed but when he slapped me across the face and pushed me down on his cock, I knew he was serious. What can I say? It was just another fucking uncle that wanted to fuck me! I swallowed his cum after all that’s what he wanted . The party continued and I was drinkin’ so much liquor I pissed out clear. Now for those who don’t understand or know when you drink that much you are totally fucked up! Grabbing his cellphone in my drunken stupor, I dialed the last number he called. Can you believe it was one of those hooker for hire things?I was about to tell him he didn’t have to call that. I was the fuck of the century. (Hint, of course as long as I was getting my supply! )Grabbing his cock again I shoved it so far down my throat you would have thought it was going to tear out my eye sockets. In a way it kind of did! I felt that thing all in my mouth and him playing under my skirt with my clit. Taking a bottle opener, he pressed it firmly to my tits and put it directly on my nipples pulling hard. I couldn’t yell because I realized it turned me on what he was doing.
Slapping me again, he pulled me on top of his cock and said,”we are going to get really wild and crazy tonight. We are going to find another for a two game anal fantasy you fucking whore!” Blinking my eyes I was trying to get straight and wondered who the fuck exactly he was going to get to do this? Could it be you? I didn’t know, but , I knew it was just about to get interesting!
White Trash Hook UP
My girl Destiny called me last night and gave me the ultimate white trash hook up. A friend of hers was not able to make it to a party that she was booked for. She said the guys were loaded but she had something else she had to be working on. Well anyway, Destiny said she could do the job but the guys wanted two girls now. I am not a stripper but I do strip for guys for free. So I was thinking I could go and have some fun with Destiny for the evening and maybe make some tips for rent. So I picked put a real cute outfit and Destiny showed up at my place to pick me up with Karli, another friend of ours. Dudes changed their mind, again. But I was not scared I thought if anything it was going to make the night even more memorable.
When we got there what I thought was going to be the three of us like five guys wound up being the three of us and around 25 horny and ready to go men. Music pumped, we danced and money fell from the sky like rain. I had never seen that much money in my life. We were swimming in it. What was I kidding we even fucked these guys brains out like the three whore amigos sent to save their lonely cocks. We were not like paid whore we were just super fucking cum loving sluts. There just happened to be a lot of coke and alcohol and of course Benjamin. Benjamin and I rarely met to be honest but I always went after him and spent him just as fast. When we left we had so much money we did not know what to do. It was about 4 in the morning and we headed to the Waffle Casa and separated it out. I wound up with 13,000 dollars all to myself as my cut. Destiny got the most for what she called a finder’s fee. I was not hating though, I was so stoked, time to get my party on.
Money, money, money!
Do you know what hookers for hire like me love most? Money, money, money! Money buys my drugs, it pays my bills and it keeps me happy and you know what? I will do absolutely anything to get it! I will suck dicks, drink piss, eat shit, you name it if you have the cash I need, I will do it no matter how degrading or humiliating it is. Shit I am a nasty bitch from way back so I like it better the nastier you get! Just today I have already been with 6 guys and that was all before lunch! They put me on my knees and circled around me, all of them covered me in their hot piss before shoving their cocks down my throat, I swallowed every drop of piss and cum like a good whore should too. As soon as they left, I called my dealer, I didn’t even clean myself up first but it’s all good my dealer knows I’m a total skank and he don’t give a fuck.
Late night at Work!
I was pretty PISSED at work on Friday. This was my party weekend my new boss, The Bitch, told me I had to stay late and do an inventory of the classics. Like that is what interns are for. AND nothing worth staying over on a fucking FRIDAY on a holiday weekend. It was late, I was almost done. And still pissed off when I heard someone in the building. I was pretty startled! So I slipped off my heels and tip toed into the other room to see what I could see. And I walked in on the new night guard, pants down, stroking his meat to a WEB CAM! This was an opportunity I could not pass up! I snuck in behind him … so the audience could see me.. but he could NOT! And then I dropped my tiny little dress! And slipped out of my tiny little thongs. I unhooked my bra and I could hear out of his speakers everyone telling him to turn around. It was funny seeing him jump like a little girl on camera! Then his balls dropped and the man took over. The new guard grabbed me and bent me over the front desk! It was so much better knowing he had an audience! I was getting fucked on camera! And fucked REALLY good and hard! I knew he was posing for the camera. And I did the same thing! I could hear his speakers. Everyone stroking off or giving directions. I never knew it could be so fucking hot! I made him cum all over me so we could give a good show! After I cleaned up I hurried right out to buy my first web cam! I am hooked!
Woo Hoo PB&J
Today is National PB&J day and let me say, this broke ass bitch can appreciate a good peanut butter and jelly sandwich. I decided in honor I would not only treat myself to an amazing treat but I would also treat my four legged pal. I went into the kitchen and grabbed the jar from the counter and began to make me a sandwich. Taking the spoon I held it down for him to lick it clean. He licked his chops while I spread the jelly onto the other side of the bread and married the two together. I walked towards the bedroom with my furry friend right behind me.After removing the jeans and panties I was wearing I sat on the edge of my bed. I took a bite from my crust less sandwich. I liked my bread shaved, just like I was. He sat on the ground panting as I ate my sandwich. I took it and rubbed it between my slit leaving peanut butter and jelly between my pussy lips; my little guys own sandwich. He lapped at my clitty and I began to moan from how good it felt. Every time he would slow I would run more on there for him. I took a corner and slid it just slightly into my pussy hole. He stood up wagging his tail and lapped his tongue genially coaxing it out. I spread my slit wide open for him and he stuck his tongue inside me.
“Good boy, get mommy, make mommy cum.”
I took the sandwich and put another piece inside me. Again he happily licked it from me. I wanted him to cum to so I got on the ground and began to stroke him. I sucked him into my mouth while he panted heavily. I turned onto my belly and helped him to mount into me. I moaned and he met those moans with wild noises. I forgot how amazing he felt inside me, I took the sandwich rubbing it on my neck and he licked it back clean while he moved inside me.When the both of us came I rolled back on the bed tossing him the remnants of the peanut butter and jelly sandwich. He gobbled it up licking his floppy lips clean. When he was done he jumped onto my bed and lay next to me. He began to doze off to sleep and I kissed him on his nose. “Happy peanut butter and jelly day my prince.” I said to him as he began to wag his tail gently, then we both drifted off to our horny dream lands.