Category: White trash phone sex

Trailer Trash Whore Christmas

trailer trash whoreI had a trailer trash whore Christmas Eve. My daughter and I shared some wine, which led to drunken antics with Link, our Elf on the Shelf. We put him in all sorts of naughty predicaments. Link got drunk with us. He got a pole dance from Barbie and Santa tossed his salad. Santa gives great rim jobs. Link was having so much fun being a naughty elf on a shelf. We decided he couldn’t be the only dirty one, so we texted my son to come join the drunk and lewd festivities. He brought a few friends. Link may not be a gangbang whore, but I sure am. So is my daughter. We did lots of blow while chugging down cum chasers. My son and his friends enjoyed fucking a mommy and a daughter. Have you ever tag teamed a mommy daughter duo? You don’t know what you are missing. It is such a naughty taboo thing to do. But, personally, I think the more taboo something is, the hotter it is. We showed our Elf on the Shelf who the real whores were in this trailer park. We drank booze right from the bottle. We rimmed every boy there. We gave lots of lap dances. We did lines of blow off Link and we fucked until we passed out in a pool of cum. We woke this morning ready to party hard again. Want to join us?

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Big Dick Sucker Bev is a White Trash Phone Sex Whore

big dick suckerThis big dick sucker gets a lot of practice in being the best cock sucking whore around. Last night my son invited a group of boys over to help me get even more practice. He said it was my Christmas present. Merry Christmas to me. It is that time of the year to be passing out cheer. If a blowjob signifies Christmas time, then it is ALWAYS Christmas time in my trailer. I started my holiday blow bang  off with a bang by doing lines of coke off of young cocks. I do like those pretty shaved or hairless dicks. They are so much more pleasurable to suck, although I would suck Ron Jeremy’s hairy dick because it’s big and I’m just a dirty cum guzzling whore anyway. I convinced the boys to do some white lines too. Cocks on coke means fucking all night long! I went slow in the beginning. I wanted to savor those dicks. I blew each boy individually but the higher I got, the greedier I became so I started shoving two, even three dicks in my mouth at once. More than a mouthful is never enough when you are talking about boy dick; at least not for a white trash phone sex MILF. As the coke kicked in for the boys, they got more aggressive with my mouth too. I got a good skull fucking the higher they got. Soon, I was being drowned in my favorite white substance: CUM. I was one happy cougar. Boy batter is the most tasty thing in the world. I was guzzling the cum down as fast as they were spraying it out of their young big dicks. I gobbled up any jizz that spilled out of my mouth too, even if it was on the floor. I never let coke or cum go to waste.

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Live Phone Sex: It’s Better Than Stripper Sex Porn with Me

live phone sexLive phone sex sluts have the most fun! I was talking dirty today when I realized I had a peeping Tom. The boy was so young, he was more like a peeping Tommy! I saw him, but I didn’t bust him. Boys that young are curious about the female body. It is natural to want to look at naked women, especially naked mature women. Most boys are not as lucky as my boys. They don’t get to fuck their mommy or any hot older woman for that matter. I was on a phone sex call talking about extreme age play fantasies with my caller. Seemed appropriate that I give my young voyeur a show while I was encouraging my caller to molest his daughter. I started dancing seductively, removing articles of clothing very slowly. I am sure for my young pervert, it was like watching stripper sex porn. I walked closer to the window where he was peering through by standing on the cellar door. I pressed my boobs against the window, nearly scared him to death. He fell off the cellar door. I gasped in fear, which made my caller think I was cumming. I mean talking to you guys about fucking your little ones does turn me on, but I have to be touching myself for that to happen. My caller kept extending so I couldn’t actually talk to my little neighborhood pervert because of his age, so I made a sign telling him to come inside but be very quiet because my husband was asleep. That of course was a lie just to keep him quiet. Before long, that young pervert was between my legs giving me a wet mommy pussy. He knew how to lick a pussy, so he was no novice like I assumed. Some MILF trained him on how to make a woman cum! As soon as my call was over, I fucked that young boy. I may not have been his first trashy MILF, but pretty sure I will be his last. I made that young stud’s tows curl.

touched by my gynecologist

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I’m waiting in the doctor’s office for my annual checkup. As always it takes forever!  They finally call my name and I head to the back. The nurse escorts me to a room. I sit in the room just as long as I waited in the waiting room. Ugh! I hate the going to the doctor. He finally comes in. He checks my breathing, Hits my knees, all the general things that come with a checkup. He asks me to lay down on the hard cold table bed. He places my feet in the stirrups. Of course, I have to have a pap-smear. The icing on the cake really. He takes the Collin vaginal speculum and opens my honey hole wide. He applies lubricant to his fingers and inserts them. He really feels around in there. More than any other doctor has. I worry something is wrong. He clears his throat. Ma’am, I’m gonna have to test your sensitiveness. I nod my head. He greases up his fingers with more lubricant. He starts to rub my clit. I work really hard not to make a sound. He “mmhmm’s” a few times. Then he grabs an ultrasound probe and inserts it into my open snatch. He starts rubbing my g-spot. Being a gynecologist he knows all about a woman’s libido. He “mmhmm’s” some more are I fight the urge to moan. He starts to rub my nub harder. I’m holding back every ounce of me that wants to explode in an orgasm. He continues probing my wet cunt. I don’t know how much longer I can hold it. “Don’t fight it!” he says to me. I explode into an amazing orgasm. My pussy squirts her juices half way across the room. I pant loudly. He removes the speculum from my pussy. He commands me to get dressed. I do as he says. He lets me know that the nurse will be in to give me my papers and he wants to see me in a month. I tell say thank you. I wait for the nurse. She hands me the papers and I leave. Going to the doctor just became a lot more rewarding.

Blonde Fucking Freida’s a Whore!!

Blonde fuckingTook baby girl to do some Christmas shopping for our friends and loved ones. I love shopping, and she loves giving, so it’s a win-win. Well, when we finished stocking up on all the things we knew our loved ones would appreciate, and headed to the front of the store to pay, I came into quite a shock.
Apparently, my finances were a little off-kilter, and I didn’t have enough money to cover it. Well, the nice gentleman who runs the store took one look at baby girl and me, and an amused grin came over his face. He told me that we could work something out, if baby girl and I were interested. I knew what he was about; I agreed to his terms, and he escorted both of us to his office. He had baby girl sit on his desk and cock her legs out wide, and had me get between them and start licking and eating her cunt. I heard his fly drop behind me, and I figured he’d jump up in my ass, so I made sure it was well out there. He nudged me aside and told me to climb on top of her and lie down so that her cunt and mine were rubbing against each other. He proceeded to slide that cock into each and every one of our holes, over and over again. We knew when he was getting close, but he wasn’t going to finish like that. He made us both get on the floor, and he proceeded to have us each lick and suck his cock and balls together. He finally got off and spurted all over both our faces and into our mouths. It was a huge load, and we were covered in goo. At least our family knows we love them!!

Trashy MILF: The Power of Old Pussy

trashy milfI am such a trashy MILF! There was a knock bright and early on my door this morning. I was hung over with cum matted in my hair. I looked like dirty old whore. I peeked out the window to see a strapping young man. I yelled, “just a minute” as I fixed my hair and put on some clothes. Sexy clothes of course. The guy was one of those religious dudes who travels spreading the gospel. Well, I was going to spread something for him and it was not God’s word if you know what I mean. I invited him inside. Poor young man was clearly being forced to spend his weekend trying to convert people to his faith. I wanted to convert him into my stud.  I grabbed him between the legs and instructed him  to preach for me.  He was in shock, but hard as a rock. I spread my legs for him, pushing him between my thighs. I told him if he could lick a Bible verse on my clit, I would listen to his spiel. Suddenly, he was no longer interested in talking religion. He wanted to learn how to eat pussy and fuck. I turned that young man into a scholar of cunt licking in an hour. He didn’t even realize he was eating other dudes’ cum out of my pussy. I took his virginity. He now worships at the church of pussy. This old cougar will treat him better than any god. I will make him feel better too. I had him screaming, “Oh Bev, Oh Bev, Oh Bev,” about a dozen times. He just kept getting hard again. It was like I was witnessing a miracle. He would get hard, cum, get hard again and cum again with almost no down time. As many times as he came in a couple hours was a miracle. Or just the power of cougar cunt.

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Ass apples

Dirty phone sexYou know how your mamma told you not to swallow the seeds in fruit? Yeah this is why!

Just kidding, I didn’t grow an apple and shit it out. My dirty phone sex loving caller had a very specific request. I got my ass all nice and gaped by a big, fat cock, a nice load dumped deep inside me, and then he decided to surprise me and shove an apple in my ass, just to see if I was slut enough to handle it!

And guess what, I did! I sucked that fucking apple into me, squeezed it into the jizz pool sitting in my ass, and popped that fucker back out! What can I say, I’m an anal sex whore to the fucking core. Cocks of all shapes, sizes, and breeds are welcome in my lovely little fuckholes! There’s no taboo phone sex here, and that means that nothing, NOTHING in your wildest, most twisted heart’s desire is off limits, or too dirty for me. This fucking slut likes to get high on a fat fucking rail and see how weird we could fuck!

No bitch is more of a cum guzzling slut than me. I’ll do everything the prude cunt at home won’t. Would she let you fist fuck her kitty just because you were bored? Would she hold your cock in her throat while you take a hit, and spring to your full hardness inside her before skull fucking the shit out of the dumb bitch? Fuck no, she won’t.

But, that’s why you got me. Your own, personal cum slut.

So, what the fuck are you waiting for?

Shemale Phone Sex – Ballsy Bitch

YShemale phone sexou don’t come at a beautiful transgendered woman like me stupid in public. A bitch will set your fucking world on its side, ok? An asshole got what was coming to him today. He approached me with that leer I’m used to seeing on so many men’s faces, and had the audacity to squeeze my sack as he degraded me and humiliated me in front of everyone there. I slapped him hard across his face, and dared anyone to call the law on me. He followed me out to my car when I left, which I figured would happen. I was parked along the side of the building facing away from the road, and almost no one else parked back there. Naturally, I knew just what his problem was, so I turned the tables on him. I grabbed the hand he was attempting to grope me with, and I grabbed his own already throbbing cock that was as taped to his leg as his boxer briefs could make it. I stroked it a couple of times before pinning that offending arm behind him with my own weight. I pulled his pants down just enough to expose his tight little ass hole, and I worked a finger up inside of him. He tried, but the moan that escaped him told me all I needed to know. I spit all over his ass and stuck my cock at his entrance, pressing up and in as he strained his hips back toward me. I humiliated him for being a cock-loving little whore the entire time I fucked him, then told him that if he ever came at me like that again, I wouldn’t be so gentle. I finished up by cumming inside of him and leaving him to fend for himself. You didn’t think I would get him off, did you?

Anal cum dumpster being put in her Place

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I’ve been getting cocky lately and I didn’t think about how I’d be punished for it when you got tired of the attitude. I was surprised when we were preparing for a night in. We’d already gotten high together and were in a good head space. You wanted a blow job and I just wrinkled my nose at you and told you I was too tired. This wouldn’t fly because you owned my ass and you’ve let me know you own it multiple times. So when you fisted your hand in my hair, forced me down to my knees on the stairs. Holding me down like a bitch in heat, you rip my clothes off and I feel that hard cock I’ve been neglecting. Your cock was pressing against my asshole, forcing that hard cock into my unlubed ass making me whimper and cry out as pain as my I felt my ass forced open. “You fucking bitch.” You panted into my ear. “When I say suck my cock. Suck my cock.” You growled, pulling yourself out of me and using my hair to turn me around you jabbed your stinky ass fresh cock against my lips. My eyes were streaming from my eyes and I parted my lips as you shoved your cock into my mouth. Sucking my own shit off of your cock as you fucked my throat. Teaching me a valuable lesson in what my place is.

Don’t take my shit bitch

I offered him one bump, and now this bitch is snorting up more than his share. I do not fucking think so. As he was going to to snort up another line I grabbed his head and smashed it into the table.

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When he bounced back up I shoved my dirty cock in his mouth. He must have liked sucking his ass juices off my cock so much he was crying with joy. HAHAHA No, I was throat fucking him hard. Making him choke and gag on my 9 and half inch cock. You dont fucking take more than you are offer fuck face. Since you can’t figure out how to fucking share I am just going to take back some of the pleasure my white powder gave you. My cock was rock hard and not going anywere. Coke fucks are amazing! My cock can stay hard for days when I get fucked up. He is just gonna have to be my cum slut till I’m out since he can’t pitch in.