Category: Toilet sex

Pissing Sex Under The Mistletoe

pissing sex evonneIt’s a naughty fetish filled Christmas here. The first caller this morning wanted me to give him a blow job while he sat on the john and took a nice healthy shit after devouring everything in site at a party last night. What a way for a trashy whore to wake up in the morning. Of course being the filthy slut that I am, my cunt was covered in cream by the time he unloaded his salty sperm in my mouth. Just as he left the door belle was ringing and another fetish favorite played out as I enjoyed water sports and pissing sex stories under the mistletoe. This cum eating phone sex whore can never get enough fetish fun so when my next caller wanted to enjoy an hour or so of fisting my already wet pussy, I was delighted. My guys have made sure that I have had a sloppy wet pussy all day long. happy holidays you horny fetish hungry lovers!

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You can also find me on tumblr!

pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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More golden showers sex for you!

golden showers sexMore golden showers sex for you my darling, you’ve been a very naughty boy and someone that is bad like you needs to be taken care of in more than one messy way! Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bend over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. See how fun it is to get real nasty with me?

You and I both need some pissing sex!

pissing sexYou know all you’re looking for is a dirty girl like me, one that is loaded full of piss. When we’re out at the club and you see me there, looking at you – you know I am a filthy dirty girl looking for some fun! You come closer and you can tell I’ve peed my panties, you can tell I want more than that though. You and I both need some pissing sex – nothing else can possibly be hotter than that. A warm hot stream of piss is what you and I both need. I’ll share my piss if you’ll share yours! We’re going to get outta here quick so I can work on your cock real good baby. You know you’ve been looking for a girl like me that can get down and dirty – you know you’ve found the right girl that will please your cock so good and give you all the juices I have…mmm and baby you know I’ve been saving them just for you. I’ll even let you take home my panties as a souvenir when I’m done pissing on you and riding your cock so good! And once you’re about to cum, go ahead and fill up my pussy with your piss too! I want it all tonight.

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Are you ready for some Football?

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I watched the game, checking out all of the sweet asses. Mmmm, what I wouldn’t give to tongue those puckered holes. I saw you make eye contact with me from the sidelines and knod, letting me know to follow you. It was the end of the 4th quarter. I made my way to the locker room, tipping the guard to let me pass. Oh, we knew each other well. I had sucked off his big black cock a few times to get my locker room pass.
You were waiting inside, already leaning over the bench, waiting for your tongue fucking. I buried my face between your ass cheeks, sniffing your smelly hole, and licking the sweat from the backside of your balls. I had a fetish for football players. They could do anything to me. I’d suck the shit from their turd tunnels, drink a gallon of Gatorade infused piss, and let the whole team surround me for some bukkake fun. Feeling their athletic sperm rain down on me made me piss myself with joy. I rooted in your asshole like a sow, making you moan in pleasure, as I lapped at your man-pussy. One of the other players walked in, and gasped, seeing my delight in your puckered hole. He reached down and gripped your cock and I reached for his big blacksnake. Our moans filled the locker room as we licked and sucked.
I won’t share the whole story but hoots and hollers filled the locker room as the rest of the team joined us. “Take one for the Team” took on a whole new meaning as the testosterone-fueled fuck machines joined us. It was a team cluster-fuck as every hole got fucked and filled. Don’t let these he-men fool you. Football is a team sport and today I found out the truth. My wrecked pussy and swollen lips are the proof of a game well played.

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Toilet sex on twitter

toilet sexThey tell me to tone down the nasty, to be a little less filthy. They don’t want to offend anyone with my scandalous twitter posts. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Ha! All I talk about it piss and shit! I am pissing my panties right now, in fact. Does that turn you on? I’m sure you’re not offended by the filthy sides of things, you like that toilet sex as much as I do! No denying that! I bet the second you read I was pissing my panties your cock started growing for me. You can’t stop reading, what other juices do I have for you? Well all of them of course! I am a nasty nasty girl that thrives off the things that most can’t stomach. Nothing has ever turned me on as much as peeing in my panties then rubbing my clit till I cum all over them too. I bet you want a pair so you can sniff and breath in that horny piss smell while I talk dirty to you on the phone. REAL FUCKING DIRTY! I can tell you’re not offended at all, I don’t have to hold back with you – your cock certainly isn’t holding back for me!

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Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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We met on tumblr and he loves pissing sex!

pissing sexSure I talk to a lot of people, but recently I met someone worth talking about. He’s just like me… and we met on tumblr. He saw my nasty dirty post and couldn’t resist me, and his love for pissing sex had me swooning over him. I was ready to get straight to business if you know what I mean! It’s always the most fun with both of you enjoy the toilet play and all the yummy juices that come with it! Hot piss on my rock hard nipples, that’s what get’s me soaking wet and begging for more. He would tell me to open wide and I do for the best golden shower! I know that once he’s almost done pissing he’ll slide his cock into my mouth so I can finish him off…piss that tastes so yummy and soon there will be a load of cum to go with it! At least at the rate I am going, I suck hard, fast and deep and it makes him explode in my mouth quicker than you could imagine! I am so thankful tumblr brought us together so we can enjoy all the pissing sex we could ever want with each other.

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Follow us on Twitter!

pissing phone sexHow else do I find those piss loving people? Twitter of course! All us nasty fucks go there in search of those fellow friends that get hard at the thought of all those delicious juices. Those cunts that get soaking wet thinking about all that piss! Hot warm and steamy piss is what’s on my mind tonight… does it turn you on getting that sexy golden shower? Enjoy getting covered in my hot piss? Seeing my spread pussy lips as I stand over you and empty my bladder mmm, I’m getting wet now thinking about it. I want your piss too though, good sluts like me take piss all over this perfect body! Is your cock hard and ready yet? Are you ready to fuck this ass and then this pussy while I piss all over your cock? Mmm, might be exactly what you want. Call me to find out if our nasty personalities are the same… you know toilet play to the extreme is what I am thinking, searching twitter now for all those piss loving people.
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I am hungry and coming down of a high. I am in need of money. Who wants to fuck a dirty druggy whore like me? I love it when you piss and shit on me. Get real fucking nasty and dirty with me. I want you to rip my panties off bend me over the trash can and fuck my asshole. Make me gape open like a fucking dirty anal whore should.

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Give me all you got daddy. Fuck me good and hard. Take all your anger and frustration out on my asshole! Fuck me!! I need your cum in my ass. I want to feel you blow your dirty load in my asshole. Beat me, pimp me out. I need more drugs and I will do what ever you fucking tell me to do.