Category: Toilet sex

Toilet sex on twitter

toilet sexThey tell me to tone down the nasty, to be a little less filthy. They don’t want to offend anyone with my scandalous twitter posts. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Ha! All I talk about it piss and shit! I am pissing my panties right now, in fact. Does that turn you on? I’m sure you’re not offended by the filthy sides of things, you like that toilet sex as much as I do! No denying that! I bet the second you read I was pissing my panties your cock started growing for me. You can’t stop reading, what other juices do I have for you? Well all of them of course! I am a nasty nasty girl that thrives off the things that most can’t stomach. Nothing has ever turned me on as much as peeing in my panties then rubbing my clit till I cum all over them too. I bet you want a pair so you can sniff and breath in that horny piss smell while I talk dirty to you on the phone. REAL FUCKING DIRTY! I can tell you’re not offended at all, I don’t have to hold back with you – your cock certainly isn’t holding back for me!

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Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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We met on tumblr and he loves pissing sex!

pissing sexSure I talk to a lot of people, but recently I met someone worth talking about. He’s just like me… and we met on tumblr. He saw my nasty dirty post and couldn’t resist me, and his love for pissing sex had me swooning over him. I was ready to get straight to business if you know what I mean! It’s always the most fun with both of you enjoy the toilet play and all the yummy juices that come with it! Hot piss on my rock hard nipples, that’s what get’s me soaking wet and begging for more. He would tell me to open wide and I do for the best golden shower! I know that once he’s almost done pissing he’ll slide his cock into my mouth so I can finish him off…piss that tastes so yummy and soon there will be a load of cum to go with it! At least at the rate I am going, I suck hard, fast and deep and it makes him explode in my mouth quicker than you could imagine! I am so thankful tumblr brought us together so we can enjoy all the pissing sex we could ever want with each other.

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Follow us on Twitter!

pissing phone sexHow else do I find those piss loving people? Twitter of course! All us nasty fucks go there in search of those fellow friends that get hard at the thought of all those delicious juices. Those cunts that get soaking wet thinking about all that piss! Hot warm and steamy piss is what’s on my mind tonight… does it turn you on getting that sexy golden shower? Enjoy getting covered in my hot piss? Seeing my spread pussy lips as I stand over you and empty my bladder mmm, I’m getting wet now thinking about it. I want your piss too though, good sluts like me take piss all over this perfect body! Is your cock hard and ready yet? Are you ready to fuck this ass and then this pussy while I piss all over your cock? Mmm, might be exactly what you want. Call me to find out if our nasty personalities are the same… you know toilet play to the extreme is what I am thinking, searching twitter now for all those piss loving people.
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Hookers for hire

I am hungry and coming down of a high. I am in need of money. Who wants to fuck a dirty druggy whore like me? I love it when you piss and shit on me. Get real fucking nasty and dirty with me. I want you to rip my panties off bend me over the trash can and fuck my asshole. Make me gape open like a fucking dirty anal whore should.

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Give me all you got daddy. Fuck me good and hard. Take all your anger and frustration out on my asshole! Fuck me!! I need your cum in my ass. I want to feel you blow your dirty load in my asshole. Beat me, pimp me out. I need more drugs and I will do what ever you fucking tell me to do.

I LOVEEE Pissing Sex!

Pissing Sex I am the key to that dirty phone sex you are looking for. I don’t mind a bit of pissing sex, I’m as nasty as they come. All of us are the dirtiest sluts of all; you can even see it on our tumblr page. Allow me to be the nasty slut you’ve been looking for.  There’s really not a lot of us that would do anything, or that would do something so filthy, well you’re lucky today. Pissing sex? Sign me up! Playing with your shit, swapping shit, being shit on or shitting on you or simply shitting for you. I’ll do it. I have no problem being your shit loving whore. I will get on my hands and knees and beg for your fucking piss. Open my mouth wide when you decide to give it to me. I’ll drink it all up, yum yum yum. Thank you for your piss and then go for your cum. I am sure that is something else you would like to see me covered in and I sure wouldn’t mind giving it a taste. Suck your cock till I am covered in your cum and say thank you and beg you to cum again.

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What could possibly be hotter than pissing sex?

pissing sexWhat could possibly be hotter than pissing sex? I can come home with my clothes covered in shit and piss and tell you all about how they used me, how they shit and piss all over me and fucked my holes raw. I know it turns you on, it makes my pussy wet too knowing about what a nasty whore I’ve been. I am reliving it as I tell the story – I was only out on a jog, they came out of nowhere. One moment I was alone, the next they were all around me, surrounding me and dragging me into the woods and I couldn’t scream, I was helpless. They threw me on the ground and there was too many of them to see, too many and they were all taking out their cocks and before I could do anything they started to piss all over me. I was getting covered in their warm piss. I tried to hide my face and my hands where then forced down on my sides and my mouth forced open too. They made me drink their piss, made me keep my mouth open as they covered me. This wasn’t enough for them, they really wanted to degrade me into the nastiest whore they could. Their cocks became hard and they started pushing me around, talking shit and then they put me on my knees. Their cocks were hard and I knew I was about to get fucked and used. One cock is suddenly making its way into my pussy that is wet with all their piss, and another is ordering me to open my mouth and starts choking me on his cock. I feel a pressure in my ass and feel it stretch apart too… They fuck me this way for a long time and almost all at the same time they cover me in their cum and shit, and I come home addicted to pissing sex.

You’re going to love toilet sex with me

toilet sexWelcome back, did you miss me? Miss the sound of me peeing for you. You hear it hitting the water in the toilet. The sigh of relief from me because I’ve been holding back all day long. You want that piss somewhere else it’s too good to be going into the toilet – flushed away for forever. I’ve got you covered babe, literally. Pissing sex is where it’s at, and I have a bladder that is ready to be emptied all over your body. Your deluxe golden shower you wanted oh so badly. Warm hot piss all over your chest, all over your face, running all over you smell how horny it makes me standing above you pissing. You smell how wet I am, not just from the pee but from hot turned on I am right now. You’re cock throbs thinking about my yummy juices, this is everything you ever imagined and more. You have more you need though, you need to taste it and once you do I collapse on top of you ready to fucked in our toilet sex play.

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I woke up on the sidewalk outside of the bar. No one even bothered to call the cops in this white trash town. I guess they were used to seeing me this way. I limped home, a heel on my pumps broken. I jumped in the shower to wash off the chaos of last night. What had I done this time? I remember doing lines off someone’s ass cheek and also a cock. They were laughing. I struggled to recall it all and I remembered you there. Tall, dark, handsome, and sick. You had made me do party tricks for my fix. I was like a poodle, a submissive, starving one. I crawled on my belly for what you offered.
The things you made me do last night were terrible and demeaning. I remember sucking a large penis under the bar. The town drunk pumped his filthy dick into my mouth, stinking of fat man body odor, sweaty balls, and spoiled cream. You all hooted as he gleefully spewed a load into my mouth and I allowed it to roll down my chin and drip onto my breasts. I barked like a dog as I obediently let all of the men feel my breasts and stick fingers in my ass and pussy. I am beyond hope as I bawl tears into my shower, thinking of the way I trotted into the men’s room with you and you made me lap your shitty asshole clean. I begged for just a little more nose candy and you pissed on me and kicked me to the floor.
My hand slides down to my pussy and I begin to rub my clitty. Images run through my mind of the abuse and humiliation. I crave it, just as much as I crave the drugs. Being treated like shit turns me on and makes my pussy drip. I’ll never stop being the town whore and allowing men to use me. I slide to the shower floor with the force of my orgasm, my pussy pulsating. I need some dick so bad right now. Maybe after this shower, I’ll head over to the truckstop and see if I can pick up a few bucks blowing truckers. Then time for my daily fix and a few drinks. Life is never boring when you’re a trailer trash whore.

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It’s the best time of year!

live phone sexAhh, this time of year is my favorite. Do you want to know why? I’m sure you already know if you’re as much as a passionate scat exhibitionist as I am! If you’re not, that’s no problem at all because this year I am willing to introduce you to it. Make you as addicted to it as I am. It’ll eventually be the only thing that gets your dick hard. I see now though, that it already is quite hard. Hard at the thought of me shitting or hard at the thought of someone catching you doing the deed? But you know why  fall is the best time for such a thing? First it’s the fact of getting caught, being out in public when everyone is loving to finally be out doors. People are decorating and people are roaming about to see the end of the year coming to an end. Meanwhile you’re strategically placed behind a tree trying to shit – half hoping not to be seen, the other half wishing they would just look back at you. Oh and if they did see you, squatting there with your dick hard as a rock while you let your shit flow, what would they do? How would one possibly react? You already know the answer to that, and we both know that’s why you came to me. You want the idea of fucking right there in the middle of all this commotion, the shit on the ground, the leaves ready to clean you up even though you don’t actually care. I know that’s exactly what gets your cock hard, and waiting. Nothing else can compare… and I am here to make all your nasty, shit dreams come true. I’m the filthiest girl you’ll ever meet – beware I play dirty.