Category: Toilet sex

Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

Defecation Dedication

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Will you let me be your human toilet? Ill get down real nice and low on the ground and curl my arms around my knees as I pull them to my chest. You’ll hover over my arms and release a big fat, steamy shit all over my abdomen and pussy. I’ll be your good little sexy girl as long as you promise to drop a fat load of poop on me after you fuck my tight little bald pussy. I want you so badly baby! Mm, I’m squirming with excitement at the mere mention of being defecated upon. I know how badly you want to piss on me baby. Lets just get it over with already! No one has to know about our little fun session big boy, just between you and I. Remember, there is no such thing as “too taboo” with a nasty fucking slut like me. I’ll fuck you just right then let you smear all of your shit on my naked body just for you to admire.

Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreI’ve always been a trailer trash whore. Born and raised in the very same  trailer park I still live in. I just upgraded to a nicer mobile home. People always asks me what makes a woman trailer trash? It is more than living in a mobile park, but that is a good start. I think a lot of things make me a trailer park whore. I’m uneducated for one. Barely got my GED. Spent my early years hooking with my mother. I love sex. Never say no to a hot fucking time. That brings me to the next ingredient. I am a no taboo whore. I love all the kinds of fucking nice respectable ladies think they are too good for . I take it up the ass all the time, even many cocks at once. I get gang banged. I have done my share of furry ones too. Toilet sex? Hell yes.  Young boys? Even more of a hell yes. I have been doing little ones since my brats were born.  I bet you are wondering if I do drugs?  Copious amounts, which is another factor contributing to me being a trailer slut. Pot, coke, meth, crack, booze, heroin, molly…. I never pass up a chance to be high as a kite. When I am altered, it just helps me be even a dirtier whore.  I have never really had a job other than being a whore. I have hooked from time to time, been paid to do sick things for men… Now I get to share all my trailer park experiences on the phone with men who like a nasty old whore. When I was growing up, being from the trailer park was looked down on. So you can image that being a trailer trash slut was not celebrated. But it is now! Guys love a dirty old cougar with no limits. Do you?

Water Sports Sex

water sports sex My cunt is soaking wet and waiting for my nasty freak of a fuck buddy. His wife won’t do the things he loves to do. That is why he loves coming to see me so much. I love being his toilet whore. Warm, wet, flowing over my body as he stands over me holding his dick. As soon as the stream begins to flow from the tip of his cock my cunt get so fucking wet. Water sports sex makes my cum filled cunt fucking quiver with delight. The taste, the smell, the feel of hot, wet urine on my skin and I cum almost instantly.

Watching him under me as I squat over him to return the favor. His dick is dancing with delight and his eyes are twinkling. Using my kegal muscles I start and stop the stream, teasing him as I move along his body and up to his opened mouth filling it with golden goodness as he drinks every drop.

Toilet sex

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I went to a guy friends house and I knew I was a nasty bitch, but he tested me and pushed me to see how far I would go. When I arrived he already had his pants down and greeted me with saying how glad he was to finally see me. He told me he had been “holding it in for so long.” I had no idea what he was talking about.

He told me to get naked and get on my hands and knees. He called me a white trash bitch, which I so am. He then told me not to move, he had me open my mouth. “I am going to use you as my toilet whore.” I took him farting all in my face. I breathed in every single turd he put in my face.

He even had some piss for me. I have no boundaries!

“Maid” for eating shit

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I decided that I needed a second job so I took a position at a local No-tel Motel as a maid. I figured I might make a little extra on the side. I was hard at work scrubbing the bathroom when I heard the door open. I felt someone watching me and I looked up. You were standing there rubbing your cock through your jeans. “Mmmm mmmm, I do love to see a woman down on her knees.” I laughed, looking at the unimpressive dick you were holding. I continued working, ignoring you. “I’m really turned on by maids.” “And I’m really turned on by money and I’m trying to work.” I responded. “You forgot to clean something.” you continued to taunt me. You bent over right in front of my face showing me your dirty asshole.  I couldn’t resist that tight puckered hole. I lapped it slowly with my tongue, cleaning out the dark crevasses and delving deeply. Hearing you moan, I licked faster, reaching for your cock so I could stroke you. It didn’t take long before you blew a load all over my clean bathroom floor. You grinned at me. “Better clean up that mess, too.” My head dropped and I began to lap the creamy mess from the tile floor. There are such perks to being a maid.

Thinking about Smores and Sex.

dirty phone sexDarn. I missed Smores day on the 10th. I bet you are smiling and wondering how phone sex and smores can mix. Just think about it. You turn up the heat and slowly roast that marshmallow until its insides turn to a gooey mess. Not too much or too little. Just that perfect simmer for the messy sweetness you crave. Maybe you like a little chocolate with that creaminess. I find it erotic to think about melted chocolate oozing down my marshmallow. A little cocoa is always good. I like mine about 10 inches long and Hershey’s brand. Mmmmm…tasty. Now put those 2 flavors on a graham cracker plate and serve them up hot. I touch my tongue to this awesome deliciousness and think about gobbling it all down. But I want to savor it. I swirl my tongue around that cracker, lapping up the chocolate sauce and pull the melty marshmallow into my mouth. When a marshmallow is just perfect, you can almost hear that skin crackle and feel the creaminess flow right into your mouth. It’s almost better than sex or potty play.

Live Phone Sex Girls Enjoy Water Sports Sex

live phone sexLive phone sex means anything is possible. Tiffany is a young coed that I met years ago before she was old enough to do phone sex. I took her under my wings to make her a little whore. It didn’t take long for her to learn my evil ways. Her daddy had her half way there. She just  needed a female influence. Her pussy is so delicious. Ripe like watermelon. I had her come over yesterday. I have empty pussy syndrome now that my brats are back in school. Tiffany and I have a fetish we share that my brats have not quite gotten into yet: water sports.  Tiffany’s dad pissed up her pussy and ass when he was breaking her in, so she has a fondness for piss play. For me, I was daddy’s toilet. He would piss in my little mouth, make his friends piss in my mouth too. Sometimes they would even shit on me. I didn’t like it at the time, but now I want to piss on my little girls and give them pissy pussies like daddy did; like Tiffany’s father did to her.

water sports sexTiffany is pretty submissive to me. I think it is my maternal nature. Granted I am a dirty mommy, but I give her love she doesn’t get at home so she will do whatever I want for the attention. I fingered her pussy just right to make her squirt on me. He girl goo is half piss and half cum so sweet and salty.  I wanted Tiffany to piss on me. I have been craving some water sports sex. She thought I would want to pee on her as usual, but not this time. I opened my mouth, tilted back my head and let her golden nectar cascade over my face and down my throat. I drank every last drop up. I’m so grateful I have this little hot teen slut in my life. We love doing 2 girl phone sex calls too. When it comes to bathroom play, we are sexy little switches.

Hot Pissing Sex

Pissing sexThere is something very erotic about pissing sex. Whether it is doing the pissing or receiving, that warm yellow liquid just makes things so much hotter. I love it when you want me to piss on you. The feeling of letting loose a stream of urine around a cock in indescribable. When your pussy is sloppy and wet during pissing sex everything moves and glides so well. Even the smells during  pissing sex turn me on. The smell is loud and pungent. Mixing the smells of urine and sex is amazingly sexy.

Put the cock of yours right here on my pussy, baby. Aim a big stream of that golden nectar at my clit. The feeling is unreal. Hold a little and let loose inside me. Let that urine flow deep inside my pussy. It is so warm and sexy. You know what I want next, don’t you? I want to bend over right here and spread my ass cheeks for you. Put that dick in me and give me a piss enema. Oh yeah baby, make me come from your piss.

Nasty Phonesex Slut For You to Use

If you like to be a nasty perverted freak in the sex area then you should try me out as your nasty phonesex slut. Use me as the filthy whore your always wanting to get nasty with! Golden showers are a love of mine to give and take.

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The hooker phone sex hoe inside of me says to let those inhibitions down along with those trousers! One of my favorite clients loves to get filthy with me and be my cuckold and watch me getting penetrated and fucked by lots of big black cocks. He really likes my messy ass to dive that tongue inside and slurp out all of that gooey, stringing cum and slop like shit juice. This ass gets such a pounding that once fucked and filled with luscious loads of jizz the gaping of this fuck hole is inevitable.

Care to clean up my sloppy wet pussy next?