Category: Toilet sex

Kentucky Klondike Bar toilet sex

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Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?

Toilet sex with Aurora

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I was waiting in the bathroom when you walked in. My desire for scat phone sex filthiness drives me to do this. You see, I have this craving for things that other girls find disgusting. The aroma of the toilet is like an aphrodisiac, flooding over me and making my pussy twitch. I lick the rim of it, tasting the urine of a hundred cocks lingering there. I dip my finger in the water and taste it, hoping for a little residue of what makes my engine purr. Eagerly, I lie in wait, hoping the next man to enter won’t deny me. I want to be his toilet tissue, lapping at the creamy deposits of his asshole, drinking in his cock nectar. Make me your human urinal. I’ll unzip your pants, holding your cock over my lower lip as you feed me. If your cock gets hard, that’s even better as I love semen and urine mixed together. Push out that mass in your rectum and then bend over, allowing me to service you. I will gently clean every wrinkle on your puckered asshole. I’ve been this way ever since I was a girl. One of my mom’s boyfriends introduced me to scat play. I hated it at first. It made me vomit and he would force me to lick it all back up. After retching in the toilet a few times, I found that I liked the taste of shit. At times he would fuck me in the ass and make me eat my own filth. My craving became a desire and then an addiction as I searched out ways to get the ass candy I wanted. I needed it like a drug. Soon after, my mom found out and kicked me out. I was forced to live on the street, still searching for that elusive shit lover who was looking for me, too. So here I sit on the toilet. I know you’ll be here soon and you’ll love this as much as I do.

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Toilet Play for World Water Day.

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World Water Day is always a fun day for me. As you know, the bathroom is my favorite room in the house. Conserving water makes that even more fun. Why flush when you have a human urinal waiting with her mouth open for your liquid hydration. It’s much more fun to stick your cock in my hot, piss slurping piehole than some ceramic throne, isn’t it? Plus I lick you all nice and clean, right after I get a chaser of creaming cum!!!

And if you need to take a steaming dump, allow me to service you afterward. It takes gallons of our natural resources to flush that filthy toilet tissue when it is so easily solved by letting me gently but firmly lick every wrinkle on that puckered ass clean. Mmmm, I love the taste and I bet you get a stiff cock from my tongue probing your sensitive poop hole and the back side of your nut sac.

Every Day is World Water Day for me!!! You’ll find me waiting in that public restroom. All you gotta do is ask me for my help. Make a girl wet and the whole world a little wetter!!!

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You’re gonna love how nasty we are!

2 girl phone sexNasty as I am Sybil is the trashy slut addition to our toilet sex. She’s a little slut in training, trying to be as disgusting as I am. She wants to be like me – covered in piss and cum and shit. All the messy kinky fucking mess that makes your cock throb hard and my pussy want to drip. Why not make it a threesome? You can have us two girls that will do anything to please you ready to get down and dirty with you…literally. Two girls and one cup, right? Yes! Cum and more cum. Piss and more piss! I want to be a total nasty fucking mess with my little slutty friend by my fucking side. Getting nasty and dirty all together it’s going to be as hot as you can imagine…since Sybil and I will let you do anything you want to us! We have no limits or taboos…we’re nasty filthy whores that are ready to please!

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My Nasty Little Boy Wants A Golden Shower

golden showers sexMommy’s nasty little boy wants a golden shower? You want to be coated in Mommy’s golden nectar? Having that warm, fragrant piss cover your face, neck, chest and flow down over your cock and balls gets you rock hard, doesn’t it? The thought of Mommy’s pale yellow liquid spraying into your mouth is almost enough to make you come, isn’t it? This nasty Mommy doesn’t mind giving you exactly what you want.

golden showers phone sex I have been holding it, waiting on your call. I’m ready for you to drink and wear Mommy’s nasty piss to show me just how committed to me you really are. Are you gonna be a good little urinal for Mommy? Are you going to proudly wear what Mommy gives you that you aren’t able to swallow? I want to be able to smell that pungent aroma every time I get close to you, just so that I am reminded you are just Mommy’s little boy. I love you being my little golden shower piss whore. You make an excellent toilet slave. Open Wide!

Hot Piss for Me

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I’ve been craving a good fucking party lately so I called my fuck buddy. He always has a whole supply of coke and other party favors ready to be enjoyed. So of course I jump at the chance when he tells me “I’ll trade you some coke for some fun”. The thing about Chris was that he was really nasty. He was always into that really dirty shit. I knew what I was in for when I came over and he demanded I be his human toilet. I can’t lie…I kind of got turned on by it. He squatted over my mouth, as I opened wide. He must have been holding it because shit just pooled into my mouth. I needed to swallow it all just to catch more to keep it from dropping on the floor. When he was done, he made sure to finish me off with a drink of hot fresh piss just for me. I was a dirty mess but at least I got my fix for the night.

Look at this nasty little whore!

2 girl phone sexLook at this subby slut, ready to please like it or not! Ha. I am going to make this bitch real nasty, my friends and I are more than ready to make this our personal nasty lil toilet whore. Her name’s Naomi and you can find her on submissivewhore.com but from now on her name will be Slave. Stupid cunt is about to get what she deserves…from my lovely fucking friends and I. This little bitch will be cowering on the floor, waiting her next beating, but not expecting how nasty we are going to get with her. We’ll be a tad brutal but completely fucking nasty and dirty is our goal. We want her drinking our piss, begging and slurping up cum and eating shit and vomit by the time we’re done with her. Not just doing all those things, but the Slave will be begging for it. She’ll be a whimpering pathetic bitch choking on cock and cum and piss while I cover her in all these juices, more than ready to give her more. But all THOSE juicy details cum later, with you.

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I’ll be here waiting!

pissing phone sexYou see these tits? They’re perfect, aren’t they? But in my opinion there is one thing missing from these bouncing tits. Go ahead and guess, but keep in mind what a DIRTY and FILTHY girl I am…Mmm, that’s right darling you know you wanna cover these tits in all your hot and warm piss. You have always wanted to ask your silly little prude girlfriend to let you piss on her but let’s be real – she would NEVER allow that! She doesn’t even swallow your cum. I am a nasty fucking freak and I never say no to a good time! Seriously, don’t threaten me with a good time! When you come right over to take care of these tits I will get your hard dick ready for me. My mouth has been waiting, and I really hope you haven’t showered. I like to taste that cock in my mouth, suck the balls in deep down my throat with it. Mmm, that tastes so fucking good. I can only imagine how yummy your piss will taste! I think it’s time, cover these titties in your hot piss!