Category: Toilet sex

Toilet Sex

toilet sexI was arrested for public intoxication last night. I had to sit in the drunk tank all night long. The officer on duty is a bitch. She made me strip down naked and sit on the cold metal bench. She was in my face screaming at me. She is also a lesbian because she kissed me hard and grabbed my tits. She made me spread my legs open and lay down. I didn’t have a choice but to listen to her. Plus I’m always ready to fuck haha. She took her baton and shoved it into  my snatch. She left it deep inside me as she stripped down naked. It was stretching my pussy open but was actually turning me on. She got on top of me and pissed on my stomach. She smacked me and told me I was a trashy slut. I spit at her face. She took the baton and started ramming it into me over and over. I hurt so bad. I screamed in pain and pleasure. She sat on my face and made me eat her cunt. I gave it all I had. Eating that pussy until she came all over me. She removed the baton and hit my ass with it a few times. I was drunk so the pain didn’t affect me. I love how even getting arrested I get my sex fix.

Stripper Stories

Big dick suckerSo this old man came in to the strip club tonight and he wanted a private dance with me, so I took him into the special room where there is no camera. I had a feeling he was a old fucking perv so I wanted to use that to my advantage. I am the nastiest stripper in the whole club, and I bet he likes some nasty freaky shit. When we got in the back

I laid him down and pulled his pants down to where his boxers are showing and I hoped right on him where my ass was in his face. I bounced my naked ass right on his face and I could hear him smell my dirty sweaty asshole. I could see that dick getting harder in my face. He slid his glasses off so he could right between my ass cheeks, and I started sucking that old wrinkly cock and balls. Making sure I get those saggy balls right down my throat. 

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Right now my pussy is dripping, just thinking about your nice hard cock fucking me deep in the ass, while another fucks my pussy. Being airtight is one of my favorite fantasies, so maybe you have a third friend who can fuck my throat? All these fantasies keep me just on the edge. Fucking is all I can think about. My cunt needs action. I’m a do anything slut and ready for anything you can throw at me.

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Toilet Play

Toilet Sex

Ever had toilet sex? I have, and it was fucking amazing. I was sitting there taking a nice stinky shit after my morning cup of coffee and my neighbor comes in to say good morning. Well, he found me sitting on the toilet, in the middle of wiping my ass when he walked in and took a nice whiff of my poop. He exhaled loudly and I was shocked at first until he reached over and slipped two fingers right in my pink slit! I couldn’t believe it. A man who was turned on by the smell of my very own shit, as I was taking it! I wasn’t going to object to his sudden onslaught of foreplay so I leaned back against the toilet tank and parted my thighs further to give him a better vantage point and push deeper into my sugar hole If he so pleased. The pleasure was making me moan and quiver as my own pussy juices began to seep from my hole and dribble down the bottoms of my ass cheeks dripping down into the toilet water. He finished me off by prodding roughly at my gspot and I squirted so hard all over his hand and the toilet seat! Oh it was so hot and steamy!

 

Losing my Oktoberfest virginity

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Today Oktoberfest starts in Germany! I remember my first Oktoberfest! High school guys drinking tons of beer, getting shit faced and then I show up. Not even close to the same age as them and those guys were more than happy to share their beer and much more with me. They started feeding me beer, making me chug one big mug of beer right after each other. I had no idea what beer tasted like or what it was supposed to taste like but I loved it and wanted more. Finally they were laughing so hard one guy asked me if I wanted it straight from the tap. I had no idea what that ment so I said yes. He told me to close my eyes and being the nieve little slut I was I did as I was told. Closed my eyes, then they told me to open my mouth and to start sucking on the tip of the nosel. As soon as I started sucking the warm wet beer started to flow into my mouth. It was so fucking good. They told me to open my eyes and that is when I tried to move. They started to hold me down as each one of them took turns pissing in my mouth and then throat fucking me! Ever since then I have been a dirty toilet whore who LOVES Oktoberfest!

Personal Toilet

Nasty phonesexI am a nasty fucking creampie slut. Nothing is better then feeling your cum shoot right int my fucking asshole. So fuck my tight asshole till your balls feel like there going to explode, then just let it all shoot right up to my fucking stomach. After you cum, I know that guys always have to pee after. So why don’t you just fucking piss right in my mouth. I will open up wide and just piss right down my throat. I love being a piss drink cum whore. I am just am a no good whore and love to be treated like a piece of trash. I can be your personal toilet and trash can baby. Give me a call today and let me show you how nasty I can be.

Poolside Pissing Sex

pissing sexIt is pissing sex Friday! I worked a few hours on the phone this morning. The majority of my callers seemed hell bent on making me their toilet slave. I am a dirty old cougar who loves cum, but I am not all that submissive honestly. I am what you might call a switch. I can go from bitch in charge to your pissing whore in 30 seconds or less. Getting doused in all that golden nectar this morning got me jonesing for the real thing, so I went to the pool to see who I could find for some old fashioned water sports. It’s hot as a mother fucker here so the pool in the trailer park is still open for business. I put on an itsy bitsy bikini, some fuck me heels and went looking for trouble. I found it too. Some young lads, drunk as skunks, and in the mood to play with an old nasty whore. I started blowing their rods poolside as the sun beat down on us and others gawked. I think they were just jealous they weren’t getting any young dick. I did a few lines, then said, “Piss in my mouth boys. I am thirsty.” They looked at me in amazement. They couldn’t believe I was a toilet sex whore. They gave me what I wanted, however. Pissed a steady stream of golden nectar down my throat. The switch in me flipped. I spit the piss back in their faces and turned the tables on them. Sat my hot skanky ass on their faces and pissed all over them. I don’t know if it was sun stroke, the drugs or that they were just nasty freaks too, but they drank my fine champagne down with no complaint. I turned the pool into a water sport arena. I went from taking it to giving it rather quickly. That’s the beauty of being an old whore. I never know what my mood is until I’m in it.

Defecation Dedication

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Will you let me be your human toilet? Ill get down real nice and low on the ground and curl my arms around my knees as I pull them to my chest. You’ll hover over my arms and release a big fat, steamy shit all over my abdomen and pussy. I’ll be your good little sexy girl as long as you promise to drop a fat load of poop on me after you fuck my tight little bald pussy. I want you so badly baby! Mm, I’m squirming with excitement at the mere mention of being defecated upon. I know how badly you want to piss on me baby. Lets just get it over with already! No one has to know about our little fun session big boy, just between you and I. Remember, there is no such thing as “too taboo” with a nasty fucking slut like me. I’ll fuck you just right then let you smear all of your shit on my naked body just for you to admire.

Trailer Trash Whore

trailer trash whoreI’ve always been a trailer trash whore. Born and raised in the very same  trailer park I still live in. I just upgraded to a nicer mobile home. People always asks me what makes a woman trailer trash? It is more than living in a mobile park, but that is a good start. I think a lot of things make me a trailer park whore. I’m uneducated for one. Barely got my GED. Spent my early years hooking with my mother. I love sex. Never say no to a hot fucking time. That brings me to the next ingredient. I am a no taboo whore. I love all the kinds of fucking nice respectable ladies think they are too good for . I take it up the ass all the time, even many cocks at once. I get gang banged. I have done my share of furry ones too. Toilet sex? Hell yes.  Young boys? Even more of a hell yes. I have been doing little ones since my brats were born.  I bet you are wondering if I do drugs?  Copious amounts, which is another factor contributing to me being a trailer slut. Pot, coke, meth, crack, booze, heroin, molly…. I never pass up a chance to be high as a kite. When I am altered, it just helps me be even a dirtier whore.  I have never really had a job other than being a whore. I have hooked from time to time, been paid to do sick things for men… Now I get to share all my trailer park experiences on the phone with men who like a nasty old whore. When I was growing up, being from the trailer park was looked down on. So you can image that being a trailer trash slut was not celebrated. But it is now! Guys love a dirty old cougar with no limits. Do you?

Water Sports Sex

water sports sex My cunt is soaking wet and waiting for my nasty freak of a fuck buddy. His wife won’t do the things he loves to do. That is why he loves coming to see me so much. I love being his toilet whore. Warm, wet, flowing over my body as he stands over me holding his dick. As soon as the stream begins to flow from the tip of his cock my cunt get so fucking wet. Water sports sex makes my cum filled cunt fucking quiver with delight. The taste, the smell, the feel of hot, wet urine on my skin and I cum almost instantly.

Watching him under me as I squat over him to return the favor. His dick is dancing with delight and his eyes are twinkling. Using my kegal muscles I start and stop the stream, teasing him as I move along his body and up to his opened mouth filling it with golden goodness as he drinks every drop.