Category: Toilet sex

I’m Fucked Up

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Might be kinda hard for me to post this blog today… I AM STILL FUCKED UP! Last night was super dope for me, I am still high and drunk and I don’t give a fuckkk what anyone thinks about that. My job is awesome because I am come to work fucked up as I want…Most guys are into it anyway. They like a girl like me that they know will suck their cock off for less than a 8-ball. Shit, I’d do it for free! I get off on being a whore, and once I’ve had a line or two… or even popped some molly I am horny and ready to do anything and everything. As long as I stay fucked up you can get me to do anything! I play with k9 cock, beg for gangbangs and get nice and nasty with shit puke and piss. I am always taking things to the extreme when I am fucking high and drunk!

Golden showers phone sex

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I went to a friends to score some shit and when I got there he was already pretty much gone. He was so fucked up and so fucking horny. I asked him for some shit and he told me I was going to have to work for it. I am down for anything because I really want to get high right now.

He tells me to follow him. He leads me into the bathroom and tells me to get on my hands and knees. I am thinking he wants me to suck his juicy cock which I was ready to do. That was until he decided to stick his fat cock head into my throat and piss in my mouth.

I started chocking on is his piss and before I knew it he had his cock head on the top of my head and he was drenching me in his piss. My hair was getting soaking wet and all that urine was running down my face and my body. I was literally getting lathered and saturated in his warm hot pee.

If I wanted my drugs I was going to have to work for it. I opened my mouth and I started drinking that piss down. I was gulping it, letting it fill my tummy up. I love golden showers almost as much as golden baths. Maybe next time he can fill up his tub for me.

I am one trashy milf!

trashy milfI am one trashy milf and I fucking love all of the filthiest fetishes just as much as you do! I have been know to take it too far sometimes though, like last night I picked up this guy from the bar and I’m pretty sure I blew his fucking mind. It all started out pretty vanilla, kind of boring really, he was on top fucking me slowly and I was seriously about to fall asleep! I flipped him over so I could ride him and told him to make me a whore, slap me, choke me, anything! I said that I wanted to feel nasty and dirty so yanno, lets get fucking freaky! He gave me like the weakest slap ever and then kinda grabbed my throat all loosely and called me a whore… Yawn! I got off him and told him that he was gonna hafta take it up a notch or I was gonna leave, I said that I wanted to cum too and the only way that was gonna happen is if he was rough with me and pissed on me and nutted on my fucking face… God is it too much to ask for a guy to make me feel like a whore??? Finally I must have pissed him off cus he slapped me hard enough to know me down and then covered me in hot piss! Omg it was hot as fuck! I turned a good boy into a bad boy and I fucking loved it!

Just a call away

Phone sex lineI can be a nasty little fucking whore, so lets get nasty baby. I just got your call and your in the bathroom at work and you call me for a little fun. So I head to your office and sneak into the bathroom and call you in there. I am wearing this sexy dress that shows my ass cheeks and my little perky tits. You come into the stall with me and I am already on my fucking knees and you start fucking my face till I throw up all over that cock, but I kept wanting you to fuck my face and with the throw up on your cock just start fucking my pussy with the nasty throw up. Just keep fucking my pussy till you fill my up like a nasty whore I am.

Toilet Sex

toilet sexI was arrested for public intoxication last night. I had to sit in the drunk tank all night long. The officer on duty is a bitch. She made me strip down naked and sit on the cold metal bench. She was in my face screaming at me. She is also a lesbian because she kissed me hard and grabbed my tits. She made me spread my legs open and lay down. I didn’t have a choice but to listen to her. Plus I’m always ready to fuck haha. She took her baton and shoved it into  my snatch. She left it deep inside me as she stripped down naked. It was stretching my pussy open but was actually turning me on. She got on top of me and pissed on my stomach. She smacked me and told me I was a trashy slut. I spit at her face. She took the baton and started ramming it into me over and over. I hurt so bad. I screamed in pain and pleasure. She sat on my face and made me eat her cunt. I gave it all I had. Eating that pussy until she came all over me. She removed the baton and hit my ass with it a few times. I was drunk so the pain didn’t affect me. I love how even getting arrested I get my sex fix.

Stripper Stories

Big dick suckerSo this old man came in to the strip club tonight and he wanted a private dance with me, so I took him into the special room where there is no camera. I had a feeling he was a old fucking perv so I wanted to use that to my advantage. I am the nastiest stripper in the whole club, and I bet he likes some nasty freaky shit. When we got in the back

I laid him down and pulled his pants down to where his boxers are showing and I hoped right on him where my ass was in his face. I bounced my naked ass right on his face and I could hear him smell my dirty sweaty asshole. I could see that dick getting harder in my face. He slid his glasses off so he could right between my ass cheeks, and I started sucking that old wrinkly cock and balls. Making sure I get those saggy balls right down my throat. 

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Right now my pussy is dripping, just thinking about your nice hard cock fucking me deep in the ass, while another fucks my pussy. Being airtight is one of my favorite fantasies, so maybe you have a third friend who can fuck my throat? All these fantasies keep me just on the edge. Fucking is all I can think about. My cunt needs action. I’m a do anything slut and ready for anything you can throw at me.

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Toilet Play

Toilet Sex

Ever had toilet sex? I have, and it was fucking amazing. I was sitting there taking a nice stinky shit after my morning cup of coffee and my neighbor comes in to say good morning. Well, he found me sitting on the toilet, in the middle of wiping my ass when he walked in and took a nice whiff of my poop. He exhaled loudly and I was shocked at first until he reached over and slipped two fingers right in my pink slit! I couldn’t believe it. A man who was turned on by the smell of my very own shit, as I was taking it! I wasn’t going to object to his sudden onslaught of foreplay so I leaned back against the toilet tank and parted my thighs further to give him a better vantage point and push deeper into my sugar hole If he so pleased. The pleasure was making me moan and quiver as my own pussy juices began to seep from my hole and dribble down the bottoms of my ass cheeks dripping down into the toilet water. He finished me off by prodding roughly at my gspot and I squirted so hard all over his hand and the toilet seat! Oh it was so hot and steamy!

 

Losing my Oktoberfest virginity

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Today Oktoberfest starts in Germany! I remember my first Oktoberfest! High school guys drinking tons of beer, getting shit faced and then I show up. Not even close to the same age as them and those guys were more than happy to share their beer and much more with me. They started feeding me beer, making me chug one big mug of beer right after each other. I had no idea what beer tasted like or what it was supposed to taste like but I loved it and wanted more. Finally they were laughing so hard one guy asked me if I wanted it straight from the tap. I had no idea what that ment so I said yes. He told me to close my eyes and being the nieve little slut I was I did as I was told. Closed my eyes, then they told me to open my mouth and to start sucking on the tip of the nosel. As soon as I started sucking the warm wet beer started to flow into my mouth. It was so fucking good. They told me to open my eyes and that is when I tried to move. They started to hold me down as each one of them took turns pissing in my mouth and then throat fucking me! Ever since then I have been a dirty toilet whore who LOVES Oktoberfest!

Personal Toilet

Nasty phonesexI am a nasty fucking creampie slut. Nothing is better then feeling your cum shoot right int my fucking asshole. So fuck my tight asshole till your balls feel like there going to explode, then just let it all shoot right up to my fucking stomach. After you cum, I know that guys always have to pee after. So why don’t you just fucking piss right in my mouth. I will open up wide and just piss right down my throat. I love being a piss drink cum whore. I am just am a no good whore and love to be treated like a piece of trash. I can be your personal toilet and trash can baby. Give me a call today and let me show you how nasty I can be.