Category: Toilet sex

Are you in?

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The name is Aurora and white trash phone sex is my game. You see this piece in front of you is open to anything and everything. I will drink, smoke, gamble away money and my pussy, will do any form of drugs and still want to fuck anything with a prick. In fact I had a party the other night and after doing some weed and vodka first we then brought out the coke. Each of the people there took a couple of hits and then it was on. I specifically ensured that I would be the only woman there and it played into my favor. I had a hard cock in each hand and one going to town in my mouth. Soon I was layed onto the floor and had a cock worming its way into my asshole and another into my pussy. I was in fuck heaven. As soon as one pulled out another was there to take its place. After I had gotten a load from each they took me out front, pushed me onto my knees and then circle pissed all over me. What a great way to end the night but covered in hot piss and high as fuck! Next time we party are you in?

Don’t mind if I do

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I really enjoy a good night of going out and looking for toilet sex. For me there is nothing better than having someone drop a hot load onto my tongue or down my throat. I love that rich, earthy flavor that will coat my tongue and teeth so that I will taste it all night. I search for that guy that looks like he just finished a good, filling meal so that he will have a lot to release. I like to squat down and get a good smell of his asshole as it’s opening and closing getting ready to release that thick, chewy waste. I will usually spend a few nights a week down at the local steak restaurant knowing that I will have my pick of the shits to eat. If I go on a football night then I can usually enjoy both the beer farts and the wing shits. If I do a really good job cleaning their asses afterwards I will usually get repeat customers. I also enjoy a good swig of the beer piss when it comes time to drain the lizards. I will lean back, open my mouth and swallow down all of that hot pee as it runs down my tongue into the back of my throat. I can get up to 20 guys a night using my mouth instead of the urinal. I will stagger home at the end of the night feeling full and listening to my stomach slosh around until I get home, bring myself to a quick orgasm and go to bed dreaming of the next time I go for a “meal”  

Chocolate pudding anyone?

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I was out last night looking for someone to use me for toilet sex. It had been far too long since I have felt someone fuck my cunt and then piss in it. Or piss in my ass before they start fucking it so I can feel their warm urine dripping down the backs of my legs as they fuck my dirty hole. I remember one guy who would freeze his shit and use it as it thawed to fuck my cunt and ass. He loved to watch it melt and get smaller and smaller as more and more was left in my whore holes. He would then fuck his pork sword into my gash and pull out every few strokes to clean his cock of shit in my mouth. He was always enthralled to see his white cum shooter come out brown only to emerge from my gullet white again. He was amazed that it never fazed me to clean his love muscle whether it came from my pussy or ass. He would cum in my ass at the end and while I cleaned that cummy shit from his cock he would also let his bladder loose in my mouth. If he was feeling extra generous he would shove my face into his ass and feed me some of his special chocolate pudding. I miss that guy and am out searching every chance for someone to replace him!

Just call me Charmin

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Last night seemed to be the night for toilet sex. I went to my usual haunt and met some guys who wanted to turn me into their personal toilet. After enjoying some hits off of a joint they gathered around me and one of them pushed me down to my knees. They then took turns pulling their cocks out and stroking them until they came all over my face, body and clothes. When the last one finished cumming they started all over with streams of hot yellow piss splashing into my hair, mouth and soaked my clothes through. I cleaned each cock of that yellow yummy nectar and tucked them lovingly back into their pants. A couple of guys stopped me and removed their pants completely and then turned around. One at a time they backed up and each took a big, steamy shit into my mouth and throat. I chewed and swallowed that chocolatey goodness and then stuck my tongue into their cracks and holes to ensure that they were squeaky clean before they pulled their pants up and left. I went home that night covered in cum, piss and shit. I had a full belly and went to sleep hoping to see my friends again soon!

Shittin’ on the road again

scat phone sexThe dirtier the scat phone sex the better. I once had an extremely dirty trucker who would save his shit in a bag just to watch me eat it and rub it all over my body. I wouldn’t see him for weeks sometimes but he would have all of these goody bags in the truck waiting for me. He loved to watch my skin go from white to dark brown as I smeared his anal goodness all over me. Sometimes I would drop a load of my own stinky riches right in the parking lot in front of him and then dip my fingers in and lick it off like chocolate. After all of that smelly concoction was dried he would shove me so that I was bent at the waste and he would grab onto my hips and shove his rock hard cock into my open sphincter. He would always cum really hard and would then shove that cock into my mouth to clean. I haven’t seen him in a while-would you like for me to help you instead?

 

Cum Dumpster Slut

cum dumpster slutI’ve never met a motherfucker that didn’t love some postpartum pussy. It is the juiciest cunt that even exists, not to mention the bitches are always so sensitive. Oh, and our titties are still nice and full of fucking milk. Do you want to know where I think the term squirting came from? I really don’t think it was the pussy, because when I cum, I cum hard and creamy. If I got huge bouncy milky titties, you can bet your ass I’m squirting from my swollen nipples too. This post pregnancy body is absolutely the best fucking thing. I always get so fucking horny after I pop one out. When I tell you that I am dripping, and desperate for a taste of some thick long cock, I’m not kidding. I try to pick up men everywhere I go. The doctor’s office, the gas station, the grocery store. I swear I even talked to a man at a red light the other day, and very shyly asked him if he would slide into the back of my minivan and give my mommy pussy a good fucking pounding. He didn’t quite know what to do with himself, but he did almost get T-boned following me in the Target parking lot. I opened up the back hatch, let him crawl inside, and then bent over so he could see my dripping pussy in my tight little asshole. Oh he ate me out so fucking good! He made me so nice and juicy for him! And then he fucked me with his hard cock. He was just an average guy, on an average day trying to run some average errands. Handed up having the time of his life cumming inside me in a Target parking lot. How’s that for a Tuesday?

Pissing Sex in the Pool

pissing sexOccasionally, I enjoy pissing sex. It makes me feel even dirtier than I already am. When you are a P mom who pimps out her offspring, there really is not much you will not do. My oldest son had a pool party over the weekend. It was his birthday and daddy and I said he could have whatever he wanted. What he wanted was to have friends over. I wore a tiny bikini for the celebration. Not sure he wanted me at the party, but I crashed it anyway. I am a hot woman and a sexy mommy. His friends did not mind. I served his friends beer and let them smoke some primo weed. I had my motives. High drunk teens get freaky. I took off my bikini and pissed in the pool. Then teen boys pissed in the pool. Then boys pissed on girls. We were swimming in pee. At one point, we were all by the edge of the pool pissing into it. The girls were squatted down on the pool edge pissing right with the boys. It was kinky. It was something out of a freaky phone sex call. It was hot and liberating too. Being naked outside, pissing our cares away, partying and fucking. The boys all fucked me, and they fucked the teen girls at the birthday party too. I do not always participate in watersports, but when I do, it is with a bunch of teens.

Trashy Milf Scatology of Chocolate

It was a sexy hot afternoon with this trashy milf when my son showed up with a case of hard cider and some candy bars. They were Baby Ruth candy bars and we got into the discussion about the Caddy Shack scene. It was a hot day and rightfully thought about taking a dip in the pool. We did some blow and downed some ciders and got pretty kinky. I had been fucking a few guys right before he came home. I had my ass and pussy filled with jizz and son decided to get really dirty with mama. He wanted to stuff a chocolate bar in my ass and have me push it out, covered in cum into his mouth and let him eat that cum coated Baby Ruth bar directly from my juicy brown cum filled asshole. That got me hot and I really couldn’t resist pumping my cunt with one of the chocolate logs and making it shit brown and messy. It was hotter than Satan’s butthole after eating a bowl of 10 degree Chili. Now this how things get in the Summer around my trailer.

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Live Phone Sex Face-sitting

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There is no doubt A freaky hoe has some live phone sex fun!  I met Rodger last night at the Roxy and face sitting is what he needed. Not too bad for a country bumpkin, and when he slid the cash on the stage with a little note and key card I was down for some fun. After my set I read his note and laughed and showed a couple other girls who snickered and asked if I was going. I was, but I had a small party of five down in the lounge who had paid up front for three girls in a private setting. I made my way down and sized up the small crowd. My pussy was wet as two of the other strippers had already gotten a couple of the cocks out and were working on slobbery blow jobs.  Being That I am naturally inclined to be a gangbang whore I figured getting two or three cocks off before I met this guy to sit on his face was no big deal. Make twice the amount of money and have my ass reamed and get to get off. I fucking love being a hot cock whore. I scored fat rails and fucked like a porn star fr a couple of hours. I remembered I had this key card on the walk home. I hailed a taxi uptown and when I arrived this guy had been wanking his dick so much his hands were raw and he was dripping all over the floor. Rodger was so happy I came over because he needed me to piss on his face and fart in his mouth before he could blow his load. “You don’t mind if I hit this first?” I held up my small baggy and laid us out both beautiful white coke lines. I climbed aboard his face and farted cum out into Roders very willing mouth with some piss dribbles as well. And his cock shot so high it almost hit the ceiling. He knew I would have a dirty cum filled ass just the way he liked. 

 

So tell me baby, what freaky things gets your rocks off?

Cock In Your Mouth: Henriettas’ Tranny Phone Sex

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You don’t fool me I know you want my cock in your mouth. I know why you call my tranny phone sex. Because you need a dose of my hot creamy cum. I tell my clients all the time Don’t be shy that you want to suck me off. I want to suck you off too. I can give you that hot 69 that your wife can’t, my cock down your throat as I’m slurping you down like you’re the last to meal I’ve ever had.

I might just put some coke on the end of your cock so I can suck it longer before you come and you can get high and ride the waves with me. hey I’m a dirty switch I’ll take it up my asshole and you can have a fudge covered cock and I’ll lick it clean. But the best part is when my cock’s been up your ass and you have to clean off my dirty shit covered cock too. If we’re going to get nasty would only get nasty all the way and be the filthy sluts that we are meant to be?