Category: Pissing phone sex

Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.

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One of the hottest gangbang I had was at a frat party of beer bonging frat boys that decided they all needed to relieve themselves on my massive breasts. I took the golden showers of ten guys before they all banged the hell out of all my fuck holes and titty fucked my globes until I was saturated in their mancream. 

These studs were fucking wild and went all night long with all the drugging and boozing we did I am surprised I remember as much as I have of that night. They left my cunt and ass gaping and it took a few days to get myself back to being fuckable again. 

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I am sitting at the movie theater thinking about how horny I am during the commercials. I have a weird feeling happening. I am so horny and my pussy is so wet but at the same time I need to pee! I need to go to the bathroom so bad I can barley hold it anymore!

I get out of my seat and go straight into the bathroom. Before I can get into a stall it seems I have been followed. His boner greets my back as he pushed his cock up against my back when he slams me into the wall. He makes me get on my knees and tells me to open my mouth and eyes.

He pisses all over my face. It burns and smells! He then bends me over a toilet and shoves his cock into my pussy. I think I am going to pee all over his cock! If only he knew how badly I needed to pee! I can not hold it in any longer.

As he thrust his cock in my exploding his cum load inside my cunt, I begin to pee all over his cock. He has a cock covered in not only my pussy juices but my piss!

Leaves Falling Down like Cum

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I just wanted to walk in the woods that evening and see the fall leaves. I was so into my own thoughts that I didn’t hear him come crunching up behind me until it was too late. There was no warning and he never said a word. He just threw me on my face. He had my shorts and panties off before I could react. I could smell his body odor and foul breath on my face. He waved a diseased looking cock right in my face. I shook my head. “SO, cunt, you’re too good for me at that club where you shake them titties?” he growled. I recognized him as a broke guy whom we threw out that weekend. He had been sitting there just jerking off with no money for drinks or a tip.
He pulled out his cock and began to piss on me. He could tell right away that I loved that shit. He smiled with his rotten teeth, thinking he was getting somewhere. WHY did this shit turm me on so much. As he covered me with urine, my pussy began to get wet. “Use me like a dirty whore.” I begged him.
He tossed me on the ground, took his scabby cock and rammed it right into my cunt from behind. Then he pulled out and laughed. “That’s the biggest gash I’ve ever seen.” He balls up his hand and reams me out with his fist. I could hear my pussy squishing loudly. “Maybe cause your dick is so small.” I retorted. “So, take this then, you stripper whore.” He rammed his fuckstick suddenly into my asshole, making me scream, and then began to jackhammer-fuck me.
Just a few strokes and I felt him bust a nut in my rectum. He pulled out and shook his dick off, the cum falling down all over me and into the pretty autumn leaves.

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You’re a dirty dirty boy

dirty phone sexOh you dirty, dirty boy you! I know you’ve been trying to keep your dirty little secret, but I know now, and I won’t let you go without your secret desires anymore my precious, filthy boy! You think about it every time you pass the ladies bathroom, oh that beautiful woman… I bet she would give me the shit I want – literally. You want your scat whore?  I’m the one you call for that shit. No, I cannot stop making the shit jokes either. If you want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You are such a nasty boy! You want me to puke all over you too? My pleasure. You can have all of my breakfast, lunch and dinner in any form you want. Look at you, covered in my shit and puke, your dick so hard and ready to blow. Tell me now, you shit lover, how much you love it. Here comes my last load, doesn’t it sound so good coming out, smell so good all over you, mhm, fucking cum, puke and shit everywhere and look what you have done you dirty dirty boy!

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Fall is here and we have Caller specials for our sexy, horny and dirty callers.

I am a druggy whore who is looking for some dope.

I love to fuck for drugs and baby our specials can get you the time you need to cum.

I want to snort some nose candy off your cock and suck it clean.

Treat me like your toilet and I will worship you.

I love being covered in piss and cum.

I want to be your trashy whore for fall!

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Call me and I will make you cum so fucking hard.

I love sucking your cock after you have fucked me in the ass!

Get another girl on the phone and we will fuck each other right in-front of you.

I love to eat piss filled pussy.

I want to be covered in your cum and taste your dirty cock!

Make me your trashy whore.

Fill me up with your cum and piss!

I am waiting for you!! 

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toilet sexYou know I had the most fantastic call today on my new phone chat lines…he really let me get out all the things I’ve been building up. And oh how I know I helped him too. Now this wasn’t your regular toilet play phone sex at all, no no, this was much more. So I am warning you now, if you’re a frail little bitch then don’t continue reading this blog of mine. Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bed over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. Not enough blood though. I begin to hit her shit covered body over and over but still not enough blood. You fuck her little mouth with your shit covered cock and I will fuck her no longer virgin pussy with my biggest, sharpest knife. Now hurry up and cum now, she won’t be here for much longer…this little nasty whore can’t handle all this pain. I can only imagine, look at all the blood. What a gory scene to see!

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I love being covered in warm wet piss and cum. I am a trashy nasty whore who sells her body for drugs. I love getting high and then being covered in piss. The sensation is amazing. My skin is already tingling from getting loaded up. Then its like I am being wrapped with a warm wet blanket. I sell my pussy to feed my habit. My pussy is used and abused by men of all ages, color and dick sizes. You can be my next hook up. I am itching bad for something to snort or inject into my veins. I will suck your cock and fuck you till your balls go flat. After that I want you to treat me like your toilet. Piss on me, shit on me. Fuck my throat and empty your bladder inside of me. Make me swallow your piss! I love being a druggy whore and getting pissed on by dirty men!

 

Road trip anyone?

pissing sex storiesRoad trip anyone? No one wanted to go so I hopped into my lil car and went on the way. I was thinking maybe the beach – there seems to be an assortment of men just dying to get a piece of me out there. I should have known better to drive that far with this shitty car… I got half way there when this bitch overheated and turned off. I decided fuck it; I’ll just hitch a ride for the rest of the way. I didn’t have to walk for long, I mean… look at me! Ha, who wouldn’t stop for me? This guy stopped and asked where I was going, I let him know it didn’t really matter but the beach would be nice. He said he didn’t live far from the beach and he would take me. I hoped in the passenger seat, grateful for this guy coming to my rescue. It wasn’t long before I really had to pee. I squeezed my legs together and asked him if we could stop. He said no, we’re almost there… but I really had to pee. I insisted he stop but he snapped back that I could hold it. But I really fucking couldn’t so… I just let it go. I pissed myself right there in the seat of his truck. As he realized what I was doing he opened his mouth to yell at me but I interrupted him – “I told you I couldn’t hold it. Now do you believe me?” He was sooo pissed and we had just arrived to his home. I looked at him and told him I would make it up to him… he glared at me. “I promise toilet play is more fun than you think…” I knew I had him when I looked down and saw the bulge in his pants. “Ahh, looks like someone already has thought about this before…”

Twerk & Piss

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We had a full house that night for an executive birthday party. Lots of big money was floating in the air and I was aiming to get me some. I’d already been back to the VIP room several times and I could still taste the cum in the back of my throat. I was high and horny and hot to trot. This was so much better than the truckstop diner.
I was too far gone. On stage for the fifth time that night, I was willing to shock these men for money. I’d already been groped, grabbed, and fucked in the ass. I called several of the girls up on stage and we began to dance dirty, playing with each other’s tits and pussies. I even went down on a young one and she squealed with glee while the men got hotter and began to jerk off.

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One of the old men motioned me over. “$1000 to see you pee on stage.” “Put it on the stage.” I laughed and he fucking did. Then he pulled out his cock as I began to dance. I twerked and jiggled, and smiling, I bent over, flashing my pussy right in his face. And, I squatted right there in front of him and pissed myself, splattering all over the stage, and making piss rain down on him. There was pure joy on his face as his cum landed on the stage, mixing with my pee. The money rained down as everyone clapped.