I kinda felt like JWoww off of that lame ass show Jersey Shore. I knew she was famous for pissing in public. I personally had to do more than piss, and couldn’t wait any longer! Let me recap for ya. I’ve been partying pretty hard with spring break coming up, nothing like a couple pregame parties to get things going for a fun filled week…or so. When I start drinking I can’t stop…you can just call me your wild thing. I was so fucking wasted I knew I would not make it up the hill to the house for the bathroom…I didn’t just have to piss I knew I had to shit too so I just stumbled off into the woods. I was so drunk, I really thought I was alone. I had squatted down and pissed already and was working on shitting too when all of a sudden I heard a laugh. I looked back and this hot guy was standing a few feet away from me with his chubby cock out, pissing. I think we were both turned on from our nasty similarities. Can you imagine the mess we got into next? We finished our shitting and pissing on each other and ended this wild night with a nice hardcore ass fucking…that naturally led to a lot of ass to mouth as what kind of girl would I be if I didn’t like to taste my own ass and shit?
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My Phone Sex Line is Always No Limits
My phone sex line is always no limits and no taboos. I am not the kind of lady that says no. In fact, I am not a lady at all. I am a dirty whore. This morning, I was a blasphemous whore. Last week, a group of ladies from the local church decided they needed to stop by and save my soul. In the process, they thought it would be acceptable behavior to shame my lifestyle. They told me I was lacking the sort of moral code a parent should posses when raising little ones. They don’t know the half of it either. Well, I do not take too kindly to strangers coming into my home attempting to judge me. So this morning, I took my oldest daughter to church with me under the false premise that we were there to atone for our sins. My husband makes enough money to bail me out of trouble, so I push the envelope whenever the need arises.
Midway through worship, I stood up and let my coat fall to the ground so that I was in nothing but thigh highs and high heels in front of a shocked uppity congregation. I started singing blasphemous songs and fucking my cunt with a cross. I laid down on a church pew in front of the pulpit so my teen daughter could eat my twat. Some of the men began jacking off, much to the chagrin of their morally upright bitch wives. A few of the husbands of the very same women who pretty much told me I was going to hell gathered around my daughter and I so they could cum on our faces. The preacher was speechless. I tore pages from the Bible wiped my dripping wet cunt and tossed them in the coffers. My daughter tossed the prude club the cross that had been up my cunt and told them to remove the stick out of their asses and mind their own fucking business. Don’t think they will be coming around my house again anytime soon.
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I was scrolling through Craigslist on my first computer. I was able to finally afford it through stripping full time. I didn’t even know that Craigslist had a “personal” section for M4F. I had to take a peak. I did and wow! What I saw sure made me really god damn horny!! All these men were asking for a strong redneck woman who had a submissive streak. That sounds exactly like me! I’m not a southern belle, I don’t have a real strong accent either…but when I get turned on and going, boy it comes out. I made a little list of all these guy’s phone numbers and what exactly they wanted to do. The thrill of meeting a stranger and letting them have their way with me got my panties soaking wet. I have to call them all right after my shift. Hopefully I can get off work and then really fucking get off to something nice and hard.
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I have never been with a girl before until I was on drugs and I can remember it like if it were yesterday. I was at a party when this girl pulled out some rock candy. I have never tried this stuff before but I was told that it was incredible. So I followed this girl into the bathroom, where she pulled out a lighter and told me to take a hit . Before I knew it I was in the bathtub with this girl and she and I were making out like crazy!
Our toungue swirling all over the place, then suddenly she began hiking up my skirt and began eating out my pussy like crazy! I couldn’t help but moan since it felt incredible, her toungue and fingers moving around in unison since it was just an incredible feeling! I felt like I was floating on a cloud then there was the out of body expirences of me scissoring this girl our pussys smashing into one another’s holes as we fucked one another with the constant clit stimulation I could not help but get her off and my self off at the same time since we climaxed at the same time. Now I know why women hook up it felt incredible especially with crystal!
Hardcore Anal Sex With A Dirty Ass Fucker
I imagine these little fuck fairies who fly around Slinging hash and taking it in the ass is my everyday normal routine. I am a good cock loving sucking whore but I am getting tired of the same old ball and chain. and pairing up to each their own but lately my personal little fairies have me on a streak of boredom. At least that is what I had thought. They must have been picking up on my lack of satisfaction after a good hard fuck and they sent me the nastiest trucker I had met in all my years of being a lot lizard cock licking cum guzzling whore.
It was late…actually early morning 3 am to be exact. He rolled in and I took notice right away because he had one sexy ass rig, it was all lit up like Christmas tree. He gets down out of his truck and walks in the diner. Tall dark and handsome. Curly brown hair and had that hot scuzzy trucker edge to him. He asked where the showers were and pointed him in the direction.
Usually men are in and out of the showers not much time is wasted in there. Well…it had been nearly 45 minutes and he was still in there. I thought for a minute did this fucker fall over dead or what. I had no men around to send in after him so I said to hell with it I’ll take matters into my own hands. So….I tapped on the door calling out hello I could hear the water still running. No answer…so I walked in. Hello I called out once more…are you ok? Nothing but I heard a strange whimper/moan coming from behind the curtain. I had to know what this noise was and not a damn thing was stopping me so I pulled back the curtain. Much to my surprise I had seen the hottest sight in all my whore years. This big trucker was squatted down on a big ass black cock that he had suctioned to the tile floor. It had to have been an easy 14 inches and I am only guessing because it was only a brief moment I could fully see that rubber fuck stick before he buried it deep into his hot hairy ass. He was bouncing up and down on that black cock like a little whore bouncing on some dick for the first time. Just going to town.
He seen me and didn’t give a damn. In fact I think it was all the more encouragement for him to swallow that monster into his ass. With every pump he was getting more aggressive. He has a rock hard cock between his legs that he was stroking while taking it in his man cunt. Suddenly his dildo broke loose off the floor kinda making him fall forward leaving that anaconda wedged in his tight asshole.
Of course I took full advantage of this opportunity. I shoved him all the way down on all four and grabbed a hold of that dildo. Pulled it all the way out of his wet hairy ass and made him suck the shit out of it. Ramming it off the back of his throat. He was fucking loving it because his hand was just a blur yanking his rod.
My pussy was just dripping down my thighs. This man was the hottest I had came across in a long time and my pussy was responding to every pump and suck he took. Once I gagged him with that rubber rod I drilled it right back into him so hard and so deep he let a squeal out that echoed off the walls. I was seriously ready to cum like a river right there without a single touch.
By this time his man hole was gaping. Without a word I knew exactly what he wanted. So I balled my hand up and made a fist and drove it straight into what is now a loose gaping hairy ass hole. Before I could get wrist deep he blew that huge load all over the shower wall emptying that ball sack like a fire hose.
Next time he stops in for a shower I’m going to find him some real meat and have a sausage fest planned just for him. Let me know if you’d like an invitation. The more the merrier!
Fisting Whore Lilibeth Teaches Her Teen Girl all about Fisting Phone Sex Fun
I have a naughty confession. I am a fisting whore. I love it when a man puts his entire fist and forearm up my pussy, even my ass. My teen daughter said she wants to be a fisting slut too, just like her mother. So, today I decided to show her how to train her fuck holes to take a first. I explained that the pussy and ass muscles are very elastic which means there is no such thing as too big for either hole. With the proper training anything will fit in a tight cunt or ass. I demonstrated by working a very large dildo in my ass. Not only was it long, but wide. Double wide actually. Enough lube and patience and it fits every time. My daughter’s eyes got wide as the sky as she watched me work it in my ass. She gawked at me for a bit, then begged for her turn. I decided to start with her cunt. I got out this pretty sizable ball with little spikes for extra pleasure and doused it in KY jelly. I slowly worked it in her tight teen cunt. She grimaced at first, but I told her to relax. It works better when relaxed. I gave her a few hits off my joint and it worked in much easier. After about 30 minutes of pushing it in and out of her cunnie, she was willing to try it on her own. She was so proud when she could push it out with no hands. I was gushing watching her. My baby girl is a nasty freak like her mommy. She is no virgin, but she is not the fisting phone sex slut I am. Not yet at least. We spent the morning inserting big wide objects into our fuck holes and getting high. What would you like to see us ram up our cunts and asses? Besides your big hard cock that is!
Cum Dumpster Preperation
I know what a man likes and I know how to be the ultimate cum dumpster for him. Hearing him moan and watching him jerk his cock while he watches us perform for him makes me just as hot as knowing that his load is going to fill me up and that there will be many loads to cum after him. My ass is high in the air facing him and she is finger fucking my pussy, getting it ready for all the dick that will fill it tonight. By morning my pussy will be so full of cum that it will be oozing out of me. I will be covered in sweet sticky goodness from all the cocks that will jizz all over me because another cock is inside me and they need relief. The life of a cum dumpster is perfect for me. I wouldn’t have it any other way and neither would you, I suspect.
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Live phone sex is much more fucking kinky with a white trash whore who knows what you want. You want a no limit phone sex ho! I’m not afraid to get fucking nasty. I’ll talk about anything just to get my little snatch off. One of my favorite things to talk about is putting some white powder on a stranger’s thick cock and just snorting it right off like a fucking druggy whore. Coke makes me feel so good and high. It makes sex even better. I get like a bitch in heat when I’m on drugs. I’ll take whatever I can get! I’m not picky. Whatever you feed me I’ll take- I’ll smoke, pop, shoot, drink and snort anything you put in front of me. It makes life way more interesting in this boring fucking backwards town. I need something to do- so I’m always in supply of something great. Last time, my dealer didn’t have any coke so I bought some meth. Once I smoked that, I couldn’t be kept down. I called my fuckboy over and we fucked like rabbits. I was up for 3 days straight and couldn’t stop thinking about getting fucked. I let him fuck my ass then my throat. I must have looked so trashy when he wanted to see what objects he could fit in my fucking cunt. First he tried putting a beer bottle, then a cucumber; he even put my electric toothbrush in me. When it started vibrating, I couldn’t help but buck my hips up and beg for more. I looked and felt like such a worthless trailer park whore. I didn’t care. All I wanted was much cock. I wanted to take it in all my fucking holes and that’s what I did for the whole three days I was awake. And I loved every second of it.