Category: Phone sex line

What would you doOOoo for a klondike bar??

scat phone sexLast night I was bored, just sitting around watching tv when a klondike ice cream bar commercial came on and suddenly I knew what would liven up my evening! Have yall ever heard of a kentucky klondike bar? I know it sounds like the sweet ice cream treat but it is way, way different. You see, first thing you gotta do is take a nice big shit, not in the toilet though you need to do this on a tray or a platter or something. Once you have a nice steaming pile of poo on there, form it into a nice thick log shape and pop that bad boy into the freezer for a few hours, you have to let it freeze totally solid for this to work right. Once you have your shit log nice and frozen you take that poopscle and fuck all your fuckholes with it until it is squishy and defrosted! It feels so fucking amazing when you shove that frozen shit in your pussy and after you get a yummy treat to eat! Now what could be better than that?

I’m Damn Proud to be a Big Dick Sucker and Trashy MILF

big dick suckerA big dick sucker who is a total bimbo whore, will suck anyone off at anytime, anywhere. The pool is open now in my trailer park since it is warm again. I love to sun my hot body. Mostly I like to flaunt it, but I do look better with a tan. This young stud was at the pool too. I didn’t ask his age. I believe in don’t ask, don’t tell when it comes to age and marital status. Neither matter if you have a big dick. I started flirting with him. Discovered he was playing hokey from school as it was some sort of walk out day. I didn’t care if he could drive, vote or drink. As long as he could fuck. Do you know what happens to a young boy when he puts sunscreen on a dirty old cougar’s back? He gets hard. Rock hard. I squirted some sunscreen in my palms, smeared it on my hands, then  worked my hands under his swim trunks till I found his throbbing shaft. I jacked his dick until it was in an upright position. His pre cum was leaking between my fingers. Felt pretty amazing. Tasted finger licking good too. I bobbed my head up and down his rod, slurping up anything that oozed out of  his swollen cock. Yes I slurped up some piss too. I’m a dirty whore. I lick up anything. I was tonguing his taint, jacking his dick and rubbing my pussy. As I was buried between his legs, I heard someone say, “You gonna share your trashy MILF friend, Todd.? I turned around and 4 boys had their cocks out waiting their turn. I took turns blowing and jacking them. At one point, I had one in my mouth, one in each hand, one in my ass and one in my puss. This old cougar can entertain a troop.

No taboo phone sex Tell a lie Day

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So today is the day were it is tell a lie day. Usually I do not lie because I could give no shits about anything, but just for today and for fucksakes I shall make up some lies. Part of being a dumb whore like myself and relying on blow to get me through the day, amongst other vices- I must say dick makes my world go round and round a hell of a lot easier. Personally my standards are not overly high, if you can stick it in then hey we are pretty much accomplishing our goal.

So today at my other job, we hired like four busboys and they are so geeky it’s rather cute. I am going to tell them a lie and say I am a virgin and I know once I say that they are going to want to stick their dicks in me so bad. I will let them too. I am going to have an orgy with these guys and after they get done cleaning the dishes and lubing up my holes, I will go ahead and break the news to them that I lied. I can not wait, this will be so much fun. They are going to go crazy over my lied about virgin holes!

Sexy Hot Phone Call Turns On Trashy Milf

Sloppy wet pussyWhen we have a sexy hot phone call, I get so horny and wet. I love talking to you about all my p-mommy fantasies and hearing your fantasies. I get so turned on when you share with me all your nasty thoughts and desires. I always have my toys nearby. As we share our fantasies, you can bet I have a finger working my sloppy wet pussy.  As I rub my clit, I use one of my toys to stretch and fill my pussy.

sexy hot phone callI love having my pussy stretched by a nice hard cock, but when one isn’t available one of my big fat toys will have to do. When you hear my moans, you know they aren’t fake. I’m fucking my pussy nice and hard with my big dildo while listening to all you p fantasies. Those fantasies turn me on so much, I fuck my pussy nice and hard with my toy. My pussy juice glistens on it as it goes in and out of my cunt. I get so turned on listening to your fantasies, I squirt girl cum across the room.

Mmm, my pussy feels a need for being fucked tonight. Are you ready to share your fantasies with me?

Party All The Time

Gangbang Whore AudreyAll I wanna do is fuck and party! Can that be all life is about? It is to me anyway! It was just this morning that I was waking up with a cunt and ass full of cum, and a hangover that would put any man to bed for the day. That doesn’t stop me! I am ready for more! More partying. More cock. More fucking cum for me! Mmm, I have 2 white treats in mind. And I KNOW you have one of those treats for me. A nice and fucking warm sticky load for my pretty face! Satisfy my hunger for your cum, shoot a fat fucking load down this deepthroat cocksucking throat. I wanna be your bukkake facial whore, your gangbang slut that you can share with ALL of your friends. I know that you can’t resist me.  I’m that sexy slut that never says no and always pleases you better than you can even please yourself. I know you’ll come see me soon so you can see me face down and ass up taking that long dick of yours, just like last night.  Except there was over 10 guys there, all taking their turns with me, getting high and drunk with me. Using me all up until their poor balls were empty and deflated. I wanna party like last night baby!

Live Phone Sex with a Trashy MILF

live phone sexLive phone sex has all sorts of meanings. I think it most commonly means you are talking to a real person, not some automated chick like Siri. But it also means you are talking live to me in my home. I am not sitting at some desk with a headset on surrounded by other women doing the same. The majority of time I am in my living room, naked and playing with my pussy while we share dirty stories. Now, some times, like today, I have a few brats at home with me. Although legally they can’t be on the phone with me because they are not old enough, that doesn’t mean I don’t let them listen to me sharing stories about our kinky p family fun. It also doesn’t mean I don’t have a brat or two between my legs licking my pussy or rimming my ass while you and I play. Most guys have a porn on while talking dirty; I have a little one serving as a vibrator. Not much difference. I am a trashy MILF, what can I say? My brats are well trained sex slaves for me and for you. You can ask me to do anything with any one of them, the boys or the girls, and I will not deny you. I am the kind of mother with no limits. And, those no limits extend to my brats. Likely whatever you want to do to them, I have thought of it or have already done it. I love my brats, but I do believe that they are my property. Thant means if I want to whore them out to earn money I will. It means if I want to force fuck tight little cunnies and asses, I will. It means if I want to get one of the girls pregnant, I will. While they are under my roof, they do as they are told. So what can one of my little ones do for you?

We were mud wrestling the nastiest way

scat phone sexI’m sure that most of you have heard of mud wrestling, maybe some of you have even watched a fight or two but I bet you’ve never seen it done my way! We had an inflatable pool, it was about six feet long, maybe four feet wide and instead of filling it with mud, we filled it with shit. Lots and lots of shit from about ten of us girls, we spent the whole day eating all kinds of yummy things and pooping in that pool until there way a nice thick layer of shit and piss in the bottom of it. That’s when the real fun could finally start! You should have seen it, we were all taking turns wrestling in our own filth and we all got so fucking horny from it that the wrestling around in shit turned to straight up fucking in shit! It was nasty as fuck and everyone in my neighborhood could probably smell that pool from from a mile away but I don’t give a single fuck at all. I was way too turned on to give a fuck about what my neighbors were thinking! Anyway… which of you guys want to wrestle me next?

This Trailer Trash Whore is a Cum Dumpster

trailer trash whoreThis trailer trash whore has a morning ritual. I get my coffee, take my clothes off, sit on the couch, spread my  legs and wave at the folks who walk by. I am a good neighbor. I know that men of all ages need properly drained in the morning. When cum is left in balls, guys fuck up at work. They get into fights with random strangers. Boys can’t focus at school. Built up sperm is bad for everyone. I’m the local sperminator. Those men going by my place to work or school with cum filled balls, know when they see me on my couch drinking my coffee that they can make a deposit.  I take deposits everywhere. In my face. Up my pussy. In my ass. On my tits. Sometimes I am taking cum in all those places at once. What can I say? My reputation as a dirty old cum dumpster is quite legendary in my community. Even wives who don’t want to fuck their men, or can’t fuck them because they are on the rag or something, will send their men to me for a good ball draining. I love guzzling sperm. I like to be body painted in it also. Cum is full of protein. No calories either, which is how I stay so slim in my old age. One day last week there was a small army of men waiting to give me a deposit. Time was of the essence as they had buses to catch, so my son helped out. He put a funnel in my mouth and had them all circle jerk around me. I practically drowned in cum.  My son loved seeing his whore mommy covered in so much jizz that he whipped out his dick and started fucking my ass. This made my horny army hard again. That funnel filled with so much jizz my face was cum covered. Never too much for this cum guzzling slut.

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Gangbang Whore For Your Pleasure

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Pleasure for this gangbang whore is getting fucked up and fucked in all holes until I can’t fuck anymore! I keep the junk flowing in my veins, and the blow up my nose. Keep that cock hard and keep it coming for me. I’m really that easy, get me high and fuck me rough and wild.

If you’ve never had a used up stripper as your whore then I think it’s time you give me a ride, or rather allow me to ride your stiff fuck rod. I would love it if you brought some friends along as I am an unstoppable fuck machine.

You think you can handle me? I do love younger men and they usually have the stamina needed to keep me satisfied, and no worries you will be plenty satisfied by my mad fuck skills. 

 

Crack whore anal

crack whore analI was running low on cash to purchase the goods from my dealer and I might have realized that I am a crack whore anal loving bitch. I spent all of my money already and pretty much pawned everything that I had. I looked all over my room looking to see if I could find quarters or pennies at least, just because I am going through withdraws and I need my fix. After an hour of trashing my place I decided to meet up with my dealer to see if I could work some kind of an agreement out with him. I finally meet up with this guy in these shady ass apartments and told him that I needed more crack, but if he could hook me up for free just because I gave him all of my money already.

He laughed  hard in my  face telling me that I am truly a stupid whore. That’s when it hit him “crack for crack” is what he said to me. I looked puzzled at him, he said that if I let him fuck my ass hole he will give me more crack. I was so down. So I followed him into the crack den.

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He told me to turn around, then he had me unbutton my pants and take off my underwear. He began kissing my bare ass licking my cheeks and my crack the best to his ability, I could feel his warm but yet icy tongue reaching all of my crevices. He pushed my head down and slid his black huge dick into my ass. I couldn’t help but moan a little bit just because his cock was stretching my asshole out.

He slapped my ass hard and began thrusting his dick in and out of my shit hole. He grabbed me by the hair and let out these deep grunts as he penetrated me hard and fast causing my head to hit the wall repeatedly. My ass began to go numb from him fucking the shit out of my ass as he continued to thrust harder and harder stretching out my hole wider and wider.

Then I heard him explode his load inside of my wet stretched out shit hole, as he moaned and grunted followed by some hard final thrusts. I could feel his warm cum drip out of me as he pulled out of my shit hole. I learned two things tonight, one being that I love my shit hole stretched and the other being crack can be exchanged for crack.