Category: Lot lizard sex

Trailer Trash Whore Party

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You might know that I frequent the strip club and truck stop, but what you might not realize about me is that I’m also a trailer trash whore. I was born in the trailer park (literally – mama couldn’t stop sucking cock long enough to go to the hospital) and that is where I remain to this day. I love having parties at the trailer. And by parties, I mean that I love having men from all over stop by to fuck me and use me in whatever way they want to. Any hole for as long as they want to.

If you want to know which hole that I prefer, well, I guess it just depends on the day you catch me. Today? I’m in the mood to get my asshole fucked nice and hard. More than once. By cocks that are so big they barely fit inside me. Obviously, I want to be fucked in my cunt and down my throat, too so don’t worry if that’s the hole you choose. Do you want to help me be a nasty trailer park skank? I’m ready to be jizzed onto, into, and I want you to be the one to do it!

Cum Guzzling Slut and Coke Whore

cum guzzling slutI am a cum guzzling slut every day, but even more so on the holidays because my son is around. He is horny as fuck near me. He says no one drains his balls like his trashy mommy. That is because I really do like the taste of cum. I have been a cum guzzler since I was a schoolgirl. The older I get, the more addicted to cum I become. I need cum like most women need coffee in the morning. I am not a big eater. Like I am not a traditional breakfast girl. A line of coke and a shot of cum, and I am good for the day. I had a late night at the truck stop last night. I had to blow a lot of truckers to get the kind of coke I needed for New Year’s Eve. I want to party with my son and daughter all night. They do not do as much blow as me, but they still like to party. I just had to swallow a lot more loads than normal to make sure I had enough coke. Not a complaint. I will chug a million dicks if it gets me coke. When I came home, I had strong cock breath. I was high and covered in cum. My son was awake jacking off to some porn because I was not home to take care of his morning wood. Luckily, he had not cum yet, so I could one more load before I crashed. I bent over to slurp on his rod. I tried to go slow to make it last for him, but he jet blasted me with cum. It was such a forceful stream, I thought he might blow a hole in the back of my head. I guess his moaning woke up his sister. Perfect timing. I had a mouth full of her brother’s cum. We snowballed his jizz, then I crashed for a few before starting my phone sex line gig. It was a great morning full of cum. Now, it will be a great night full of coke.

Lot Lizard Sex for the Holidays

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My truckers get pretty lonely sometimes during the holidays and that’s why I always love going down for some extra lot lizard sex during this time of year. I just got back from a long night of fucking and wow; they really tore my pussy all the way up. I am so horny right now, but my cunt is so sore, and I want to save it for when you call me so I can masturbate right along with you. I don’t know how many guys fucked me overnight, but at one point, there was a train going on and at least 15 guys in a row plowed me.

Is it any wonder my pussy is tender? But you know, it’s a fucking great kind of pain. Looking down and seeing my swollen cunt lips and the cum that’s still oozing out of me really makes me fucking happy. Do you want to help me relive the events of the night? Let me tell you everything that happened and then maybe you’ll tell me what you’d like to do to me. Just get on the phone and give me a call and let me be your nasty little lot lizard whore.

Dirty Phone Sex Caroline

dirty phone sexAs always, I can’t decide what I want to do tonight. When a super skank like me has to choose between smoking meth and 69’ing with the liquor store manager or snorting snowy rails and getting spit roasted by the guys at the gas station, well let’s just say it’s a real “Sophie’s Choice” type situation when you’re living the slut life. Who am I kidding, of course I’m going to do both! Once I’m all jacked up on dick and drugs I’m going to want more, I always do. Maybe I’ll go over to my cousin’s house with some oxy’s and a bottle of gin and wait for her to pass out so I can make her husband clean my cum ridden cunt with his mouth before blowing out my butthole with his beer can of a cock. I’ll have to make sure he stays away from the pills. I could go hang out with the bums under the bridge, downtown. They never have any good drugs but there’s plenty of booze plus they’ll run a ragtag train on me that I’ll never forget. I guess I was wrong, I know exactly what I’m going to do tonight!

Blonde Fucking Christmas

blonde fuckingIt is going to be a blonde fucking whore’s Christmas! I have my son and daughter back in my trailer for a few weeks. It is a holiday tradition with us. They move back home so it is like when they were young and still believed in Santa. I love Christmas because having my son and daughter at home means family fucking whenever I want. I went to the truck stop last night, leaving them home to watch movies and get high. I wanted to score some coke so we could party properly. I had to bang some black guys, but that is never a problem for me. I love being a lot lizard sex whore, especially when I can trade my old holes for coke. I came home with a lot more than just coke. Some of the truckers were feeling generous with their favorite skank. I got some molly, some weed, and a shit ton of cum in my fuck holes, besides the coke. My daughter was going to love the cum in my pussy. My so was going to love the coke because it gives him a 72-hour erection. Okay, so maybe it is me who loves coke for my son, LOL. I came back a mess. Covered in cum. I smelled of sweat and jizz. My hair was a mess, and my makeup was smeared all over my face. My son and daughter were chomping at the bit to get to me. My son wanted to fuck my sloppy seconds. My daughter wanted to eat my cum filled cunt. I broke out the coke and we all three did some lines. My son wanted to fuck my pussy so he could leave his seed for his sister to lick out of me. The more cum in my cunt, the better for her. It was just our first night together. I am going to have a wonderfully dirty Christmas.

Trashy MILF Christmas

trashy milfMy son wanted a trashy milf Christmas, so I called up two of my trailer park cougars and had my son come over for a special party. He likes to joke that I ruined him because he prefers the company of old maids over young coed types. I do not have a problem with that. I ruin a lot of boys. My son brought party supplies for us. We did lines of coke, drank some eggnog then we took turns draining my son’s balls. He can cum over and over again for me. Add two other sexy cougars to the mix and he is like Peter North. My son has a great cock too. His dick is a decent length and girth. He is no anaconda, but he is more than a mouthful and what woman does not want that, right? My cougar buddies are greedy cum whores like me. Each one of us blew him into a hard cum. His sperm was plentiful, which is a good thing because we wanted to fuck him too. We took turns bouncing on his dick. He told me later he took a Viagra. Now, I know he does not need one, but I think he was worried about under performing for the three of us. I thought he was just excited to be with three milfs. He was, but he had the help of a little blue pill to keep us all squirting on his dick. It may have been the best Christmas party ever. Just a trashy mommy, her son, and her lot lizard sex milf friends. We all crashed in my bed and woke up this morning ready to fuck again. I think the Viagra was still working cuz he came a dozen times last night and he his cock woke up before he did.

Holiday Gloryhole Fun!

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The gloryhole at the strip club where I work is a fun place to be this time of year! During the holidays we get so many new visitors, not just our regular clientele, so our glory hole is filled with mysterious cock from all over! Just this weekend I had a big black cock or two, some interesting brown cock that I had never seen before and of course the regular white cock that I love sucking and fucking as usual. All these different cocks were eager to try something new out on a slut like me. They fucked my throat, my ass and my tight little pussy took a pounding too! This glory hole really makes me feel the warm giving spirit of the season!

I Need a Cum Filled Cunt and a Cum Full Freezer

cum filled cuntHo ho ho, I have a cum filled cunt. It is my favorite white substance too. I know I love my coke too, but I need cum more. I live in Florida, so it never gets below freezing here. I never have to deal with snowstorms, but I still panic about having enough supplies for the winter. The truck stop slows down at Christmas. Once all the goods are delivered to stores for holiday shopping, my usual suspects are not on the road as much until after the first of the year. There is like a week at the end of the month where it becomes more difficult to find dick. I know right? Hard to believe a trailer trash whore like me would ever struggle finding cock, but men lose their shit in Florida if the temperatures hit below 50. Like that is freezing lol. My son will always come over and fuck me. I have other neighbor boys in the trailer park who are home from school, and they will fuck me too. I struggle to find those big black cocks. So, I have been on a mission this week to stock up. I can drain an anaconda a few times. Big black cocks have more cum than white dicks too. I am doing a 2 to 1 drain ratio. In my horny mind that means I make a black lover cum twice. One cum goes anywhere. My face, up my cunt, in my ass, on my tits… The other load I put in a pitcher so I can freeze it. Having a freezer well stocked means I always have cum in the freezer. Guys never mind giving me an extra donation. I hustled my ass down to the truck stop and hustled cum form 23 different guys. I was a cum dumpster for sure last night. My belly and pussy are still full, but so is my freezer and that was my goal. It was a successful night at the truck stop.

Phone Sex Line For Coke Mommies

Phone Sex LineI work the phone sex line for coke mommies, hoping to encounter someone who has been up all night partying! I lay back, spread my legs, and masturbate my cunt while my young ones gather around and watch. I want them to learn exactly what makes Mommy drippy, and how they should touch their own pussies. Well my call came, and I did a line off of my son’s cock just to get a little higher before I dove into a nasty fantasy with the cutest little pervert! He had been up all night and was so turned on, he needed help getting his meat to squirty! He can only cum to live phone sex, and this coke head PMommy was exactly the type of good time he needed.

Hardcore Anal Sex Phone Slut

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Let me tell you something, baby! I am into many things that “normal” women aren’t into and one of my favorites is hardcore anal sex. Listen – there is no better feeling, in my expert opinion than having a big dick just spread your ass cheeks apart and plow itself balls deep into your shitter. I love how it feels when my ass is stuffed full of dick. But you know, sometimes just one dick isn’t enough. Any woman can take a cock in her pussy and another in her ass at the same time. But how often do you meet one who can take two at the same time in her ass?

I guess that’s one thing that should tell you that I’m not like other women. I fucking love having men take pics of my gaping asshole after they fuck me, and both shoot loads in me. I swear, I can cum just from looking at those pics. If you have a fantasy about fucking a woman in the ass and ripping her open, call me. I will talk to you about that all day long and I won’t fake any orgasms while we’re talking about it. I won’t have to because it makes me so fucking horny and wet.