He pissed in my mouth and I drank it like a shot. There’s something about hot piss that makes me wet. Men seem to love pissing in my mouth, cunt, and ass. I let them. Of course, I expect a little something in return for my “services.” A nice line helps the nasty aftertaste. Plus it makes me hornier than fuck, ready to do anything. Any girl can take a cock in her ass or pussy but my specialities are bathroom play and being human toilet paper. Licking a filthy asshole is like fine dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Piss is my personal champagne. I’d sip it out of a glass if I could.
Are you a piss loving freak like me? Or do you just enjoy dominating a woman and forcing her to drink your bladder-ade. Fuck me, fill me, and make me lap shitty ass-sauce off your cock. Mmmmm, I can never get enough bodily fluids. Time to check my levels, babe. Fill me up!!!
Category: Golden showers phone sex
Use me as a Toilet.
I’ve a little something “special” for you. How about a hot, willing mouth ready to drink your piss and lick your filthy asshole. Spread those butt cheeks, lover, and let me smell the secrets within. I see some sticky poop and bits of toilet paper stuck to your puckered shit squirter. Allow me to be your toilet tissue and expertly clean up that mess. And while I’m at it, how about a prostate massage? Oh, you didn’t use an enema first? That’s ok. I love the anal leakage and when I pull my shitty finger out of your cesspool, I’ll just suck it clean.
Maybe you prefer a toilet. Golden showers, anyone? I’ll suck your dirty cock dry and let you finish off by emptying your full bladder right into my eager mouth. I love kidney lemonade and the feel of the warm yellow burst in my mouth. If my mouth overflows, just piss all over my face and tits. I will beg for more.
I do as I’m told and I need a man who will always put me last. Allow me to clean up any mess. I’ll even suck your cock after you fucked a woman on her period. I’m a skanky ‘ho and I’ll do anything to keep you coming back for more.
Eat Shit and Die!!!
Some men get so turned on by a dirty bathroom whore. It has never bothered me to squat and take a piss in front of people. So, it really wasn’t that hard when a successful businessman told me that he was turned on by a woman taking a shit.
I followed him to his motel. Luckily, I had some great Mexican food earlier in the day and my bowels were groaning and I had some foul gas. He could barely wait for me to strip. I bent over, spreading my ass cheeks and let him get a good sniff of my ripe asshole. He got so fucking turned on that he began to lap it like a horny pooch. “Lick my dirty ass.” I groaned.
He asked me if I had to shit yet. I told him that my asshole was ready and he almost creamed himself. I told him to follow me to the toilet so that we could begin. He sat down on the toilet and had me sit on his lap so he could rub his cock against my puckered rim. I had to shit so bad. “Grrrrr, I feel it coming.” I moaned and pushed. “Almost there.” as I felt the head of the massive turd begin to protrude from my shithole. He began to rub his rigid rod against my hole as the steaming mass protruded from my gaping fuckhole. I felt it leave my body and land on his cock. He was moaning now and jerking his cock off with the feces lube
. I dropped to my knees to watch him play in my stinking load. He reached out and grabbed me by the hair just as he was ready to come, forcing the shitty rod right between my lips. He pumped hard, forcing cock and shit into the back of my throat. I gagged on the foul odor as he pumped his shitty load deep.
My pussy is dripping wet thinking about next time. He plans to shove my turd right back up into my ass with his cock and fuck my feces. No amount of Listerine will remove the taste of turd-pie from my mouth but it was so worth it.
Nothing but a bar slut…
Once again I was hanging out at Moe’s Place, a trashy dive frequented by bikers. Most of them were in just to wash down the road dust with a cold one and weren’t looking for female companionship. I was tipsy and feeling the need for some fat cock in my throat. I smiled at the dudes and one in particular caught my attention. I was never shy about letting men know what I wanted. I unbuttoned another button on my shirt.
“Hey, sweetheart, won’t ya come give me some attention. I wanna bite those big titties.” He was built like a mountain with a graying beard and a weathered face. I sauntered over to him, giving him my sexiest smile. I put my hand on his leg and purred. “You up for a little fun, sugar?” He grinned, showing a gold tooth. I just knew he’d have a tree trunk for a cock and pussy was hungry. I beckoned him to follow me to the room in back used for cheating and whoring.
He kissed me deeply, stinking of cheap beer and cigarettes. Mr. Mountain was hornier than a goat, reaching for pussy and tits at the same time. I grabbed feverishly at his fly, eager to free the monster cock I was craving. “What the fuck?” I sputtered as I touched a tiny nub. His mini pecker was stabbing at my hand and I yanked it away. I burst into cruel laughter. “OMG, it’s a baby cock.” I looked even closer and found that he was wearing pink satin panties. “I’m telling. Oh yes!!” I giggled hysterically.
His face went purple with rage and his neck veins bulged. “I’ll kill you, bitch.” I ducked as he threw a punch. My screams brought the rest of the bikers. Seeing me naked, they all pulled out their fucksticks and headed for me. “Make fun of one of us and you pay the price.” Someone knocked me to my knees and another jumped on me. I felt the cock ram between my lips, choking me until no air was left. They all lined up to face-rape me with cocks that smelled of road sweat and body odor. In a bukkake frenzy, I felt the cum rain down on me. Mr. Mountain opened his fly and pissed all over me with his micro-cock as they all laughed. With a final shake, he left the room.
I stayed on that floor for a while until they all left. I was caked in dried cum and my pissy, wet shirt clung to my tits. I needed a beer to wash the cum from my mouth. I shook my head and wondered why I let men treat me like this. Then I remembered that I’m nothing but a white trash, small town whore. Tomorrow was another day in this life of hell and I loved it!!!
Pissing Sex on a Hot Summer Day
Pissing sex is so hot. It is actually perfect on a warm summer day to cool you down when you over heat. I was hanging at the pool all day yesterday, showing off my hot body when this stud walked right over to me while I was sunning myself on a lounge chair and started pissing on my face. “What the fuck,” I started to yell, then I saw the size of his cock. I leaped off the chair, fell to my knees, opened my mouth wide and begged him to give me a champagne cocktail down my throat.
“You looked like you need cooling off,” he said with a smirk as he pissed down my throat before skull fucking me. I swallowed his piss and his cum like it was Cristal. There were other folks around, but I didn’t care. I love an audience. I pulled my bikini top down, exposing my big tits so he could piss on them too. He did just that. His hot golden pee cascaded all over my big knockers. I lifted my boobs up to my mouth to taste his golden nectar while onlookers gawked.
He laid down on the lounge chair with his hard cock pointing to the blue sky. I can take a hint. I pulled my bikini bottoms to the side, straddled that cock and fucked him in front of the other pool guests. My big tits bounced in my own face as I slid up and down his shaft like a stripper on a pole. I could feel him pissing up in my snatch as he pounded my cunt. Golden showers sex poolside with an audience because, yes, I am that trashy of a whore.