I’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.
Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!
The more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.
Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.
We spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.
This brown pussy loves it when a man wants to fist me. The idea of that big strong fist shoving up inside me until I am stretched so wide that I feel like I am going to rip wide open. Fist that cunt while making me your anal sex whore. This is the kind of extreme phone sex that makes me a creampie slut that lives to be your cum dumpster. I need it to be so fucking nasty, so fucking dirty, that you are afraid to ask for it because you don’t think I will actually do any of it. But when you look into my eyes and you smell that dripping pussy, you know that I am going to give you every bit of what you want and more. You can tell by the way I respond that I am every bit the filthy whore that you want me to be and your dick gets rock hard at the thought of all that you will be able to do tonight.
