Category: Drunk phone sex

Cum Eating Phone Sex

cum eating phone sexCum eating phone sex is one of my favorite kinds of calls.  I have always been a cum slut. When I get, gang banged, which is often, I do my best to store some cum in the freezer. I have a very strong oral fixation. That combined with my love for cum means when I do phone calls, I want to taste cum. If you are a nasty fuck like me, into black cock whores, incest, dirty cougars and party whores, I promise you I will be sucking on a cum cube. Last night I had a gang bang in the trailer. About 40 guys came over. I did coke, chugged cock and fucked. I was a cum guzzling slut supreme. I was low on my sperm stock, so I had a party. Surefire way to get cum is to have a party. I pissed the cum out of my puss and ass into the pitcher. Spit all the cum I guzzled into the pitcher too. I was drunk as fuck, but not too drunk to waste all that man seed. Boy seed too. I don’t card at my parties. I don’t discriminate when it comes to cum. Young cum tastes good. This morning I filled 12 dozen ice trays with cum. So, when you call this cum whore, I will be able to guzzle some spunk for you. Hell, guzzle some spunk for me.

Dirty Phone Sex

dirty phone sexDo you like dirty phone sex? I live to make dirty stories to share with my callers. This weekend I had a hot random encounter at the lake. My husband has a few boats so I was at the lake doing some cleaning of one of them for an upcoming party. Sometimes we host sex parties on our boats. Lake water is not protected, however, ocean water is, so anything goes on the boats. I was enjoying the sunny day in my bikini when this young girl asked me if I needed any help. She didn’t want money; she didn’t even want drugs. She just wanted to hang on a boat. Cute little jail bait girl. I knew what I wanted in exchange, but it wasn’t a maid.

sloppy wet pussyThe moment she came onboard, I suggested she take off her bikini and get comfy. I offered her some champagne. “Are you trying to seduce me,” she inquired coyly. I was not subtle. I don’t need to be. She sat on one of the seats spread her bald pussy and invited me in. I poured some champagne over her bald slit giving her a sloppy wet pussy. I started lapping up the bubbly as I finger fucked her snatch.  She tasted extremely sweet. Young pussy has the best smell and taste. I hooked my fingers into her pink cunnie while I flicked my tongue on her clit. She wrapped her long lean legs around my back pushing me into her wet hole.

trailer trash whoreBefore long we were in the 69 position. She was eating my ass as I ate her cunt. In a moment of passion, I grabbed the champagne bottle and fucked her with the long neck until she was squirting. She moaned so loudly that I thought fish would hear her. She squirted a warm mix of girl juice, piss and champagne all over my face. I just basked in it. I’m such a trailer trash whore. After we spent hours fucking, I invited her to our boat party the next day. I know a virgin pussy when I eat one. I can get good money for her sweet bald snatch.

Drunk sex porn Putting out Fires

Drunk sex pornHave you ever gotten so drunk that when you sit there and remember what you did last night you don’t know whether to laugh, be embarrassed, or just die? Well, I did that and then some. I got so drunk that I put on my Halloween costume and ran around telling people to put me out. You have no idea how many strangers are willing to piss all over a hot girl. I even held their cocks, giggling as I stroked and sucked on them. “I”m on fire Mister.” I’d look up at them as my tongue teased that head and I was slurring those words. They all grinned probably thinking I wouldn’t remember and told me to kneel back, spraying their hot and musky piss all over my tongue and tits. Filling up my mouth and stopping just long enough for me to swallow. Some guys even got so hard they didn’t want me to stop. They fucked my throat, cumming while buried in it. Then pissing down my throat making me either swallow or choke on it. It was so fucking hot at the time but waking up with a hangover and smelling like a urinal and an unused and horny cunt. Not so much.

Stretch My Ass

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It’s been awhile since I got something big for my ass. I had a guy last night at the bar take me home, we started fucking around. Once he realized I was a dirty nasty little slut, he brought out the biggest fucking dildo I’ve ever seen. We lubed up my ass, he shoved his cock deep inside my ass and fucked me until I squirted all over him. I laid down on my stomach, lifted my ass up and felt him use his tongue all around my hole. I could still feel all my pussy juices running down my legs when he grabbed that dildo and popped the huge head right into my ass. I’d have to say this shit was at least 8″ around and 12″ long. I started leaning back on that huge dildo, feeling him spread my ass cheeks with his hands. Inch by inch it sunk into my nasty little asshole. Before I knew it he was tonguing my pussy and nibbling my throbbing clit while sliding that huge thing in and out of my ass. Just before I was about to come all over his face, he shoved his fat cock deep in my pussy and pounded me. I could still feel all of the dildo deep up my ass while he shoved deeper and deeper into my tiny little cunt. I came all over his throbbing cock and made him finish all over my face. That was a damn good night last night, my asshole still feels fucking stretched. I bet I could still fit your fat cock!

Life of The Party

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I went to a wild party last night. The drinks were flowing and the coke was high grade. Of course I was dressed like a slut and all eyes were on me. I was drunk, high, and horny as hell. I wanted cock and I wanted a lot of it.

I took my top off and told everyone in the room, “If you want some pussy follow me.”

I walked toward the back of the house and had all the guys line up outside the door. The guy who had the luck to be first was hung like a horse he fucked my tight pussy so good I almost cried. He kept throwing me hard cock and I threw my pussy right back. He held my ass tight as he pummeled my pussy over and over again until he shot load. The next guy didn’t want pussy, he wanted mouth. I got on my knees and stroked his cock into my mouth. I rolled my tongue around the head and he tasted salty but good. When he came I swallowed it all.

As he walk out of the room he told the men in line, “That bitch can suck a dick.”

I did another line of coke and I was ready for more. Man after man came in that room with me, and I handled them all like a porn star. I sucked so much cock my lips swelled. And all that fucking had me walking funny for a couple of days. But that’s the consequences of being the life of the party.

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Amateur Strip Contest

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I was driving around downtown when I saw a sign outside a strip club that read “Amateur Strip Contest Grand Prize $2000”. That’s easy money I thought to myself as I pulled into the parking lot. I entered the contest and went backstage to the dressing room to prepare for my turn. I was already dressed like a stripper, I did a couple of lines of coke and drank 2 shots of vodka and I was ready. I heard them call my name and I hit the stage. All eyes were on me as I danced seductively, bouncing my ass and popping my pussy. And for the ending I gave the audience a full view of my tight, wet pussy. The crowd went nuts and gave me a standing ovation while throwing cash on the stage. Of course I won the grand prize and I was walking out of the club when someone grabbed my arm. It was an older gentlemen with a proposal, he offered me double the money I won for a little private time in the champagne room. I’m no fool, $4000 is too much money to pass up. I let him lead the way to the champagne rooms. Once inside we got right to business. He pushed me down onto the sofa, pulled off my panties and started eating my pussy. It felt so good, this old man really knew what he was doing. He licked and sucked on my clit so good and fast, he had me squirming all over that sofa. I grinded myself on his face and then I started bucking against his mouth. I came so hard that I squirted cum all over his face. That only excited him more and he kept devouring my sloppy wet pussy. He didn’t want anything in return. I couldn’t believe I was getting paid $4000 to get my pussy ate!!! I walked out of that strip club with over $6000 and a smile.

Trashy MILF Trailer Orgy

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF.  If other women don’t know how to have fun, well I do. I never pass up an opportunity to get dirty and party. A friend invited me to her Oscar party last night. Now, this was no swank affair.  It was a trailer park party. It was just an excuse to drink, do coke and fuck. She is a stripper mommy, so she invited some girls from the club. I invited my son and daughter. I love to party with them. I actually love having folks watch me get wildly inappropriate with them. This stripper mom is a total whore, but she won’t fuck her son. She will gangbang a bunch of strangers for some cash, but draws the line at doing her own boy? I decided she needed to see me fuck my son to realize how hot it is to  fuck your own offspring. My son knows she is fond of wine, so he put a bunch of Spanish Fly in the bottle.

phone sex lineThe party was already going when we arrived. People were doing lines of coke off the coffee table. After a glass of my wine, the ladies were blowing cock too. When in Paris, right? I unzipped my son’s pants so I could show those whores how to really have fun. My friend’s son was there watching me blow my boy. I knew that look he had too. It was the , “I wish you were my mommy,” look. My daughter took care of him.  I think the Spanish Fly kicked in with our host, because she was soon pushing my daughter off of her son’s cock so she could blow him. Wicked hot to see her finally being a true dirty whore. We didn’t watch the Oscars. We just had a trailer park orgy. My phone sex line is always open for taboo fun. Just like my legs

Slutty Party Girl

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I’m party girl, Audrey. I love having a good time. Give me a drink and some nose candy and I’m the life of the party. Last night was a blast, I was high as a kite and totally drunk. I ended up giving blowjobs in the back room. I sucked dick after dick after dick. I think I sucked off at least 20 guys. I sucked so much cock my lips swell. I loved every minute of it. I got so wet sucking all that cock, I couldn’t help finger banging myself. I even let a few of the guys titty fuck me. Yeah it was a very slutty thing to do, and I did get ugly looks from the women at the party. But I don’t regret a thing. I loved having all those dicks in my throat. And it was good for my health all that cum gave me loads of protein. I’ll be a party girl till the day I die.

Creampie Slut

I was hired to work a show downtown at a very well known club, I was to be bartending and making sure the guys had everything they needed. I wore super slutty clothes, a skin tight shirt that clung to my perky tits and a cute little mini skirt that if I bent over, you could see my huge ass. I seem to have caught a certain customers attention and he just kept bugging me me to come home with him after. I eventually broke and just told him I would, because he had money and looked like he’d be a good fuck. It came around to closing time and I followed him back to his car.
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He drove us to an abandoned grocery store and told me to get in the back seat of his car. He kept the door open, spread my legs and began fucking me. I could tell he’d been with multiple women just by the way he fucked me. He knew how to hit all the right spots. My pussy was getting so tight around his big cock and he was making me feel so good. He just kept thrusting faster and faster into my tight cunt and he pulled out and I felt his cum dripping out of my pussy. I love when guys cum inside of me, there’s just something about it that gets me so turned on. 

Audrey Blows The Homies

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I ran out of coke and money yesterday, but I needed to get high. I got drunk as hell (drinking a whole pint of vodka) hoping it would lessen my craving for the nose candy, but it didn’t. I turn into a real bitch when I can’t get high. I put on my shortest mini-skirt with my 6 inch heels, and drove to Jamaal’s house. Jamaal is my dealer. He has the best cocaine. I pulled up to his house and his drive-way was full of cars…his homeboys were there. I walked in and all eyes were on me. I already knew what I had to do…I walked over to Jamaal and dropped to my knees. I pulled his big cock out in front of his friends and started sucking. “Damn!”, they all said in unison. I sucked his cock until he pulled and shot cum all over my face. I looked around and noticed some of his homies were filming the whole thing. I looked into the cameras and with cum sliding down my face, I smiled and asked, “who’s next?”. I stayed there until I blew all of the homies. I sucked dick until my jaw hurt. Hey, I did what I had to do. And I’m not ashamed. I walked out of there with an ounce of coke and a sore jaw.