There is nothing better than a little wake n’ bake while I fuck whoever is in my bed. Shit the way that Mary Jane gets to my head makes me horny as fuck, not that I need the help at all. Let me tell you though when I get that buzz going the feeling of a nice cock touching any part of my body makes my nerve endings explode with mini orgasms. I have a pretty reggie dealer that I usually use but that ass hole went out for a run across the country and forgot to drop off my shit. He recommended this young punk to bring me a stash for a few days. It was whatever, because I did not really know the little jerk, but I heard he was one of those I drop off your shit and stay to smoke some with you kinda guys. Again, not a big deal, but this fucker shows up at my trailer door with a friend of his waving a bong around like ain’t no reason to hide nothing. I pulled him into my house and gave him a big lecture about how I didn’t know shit bout either one of their dumb asses and that was some wack ass shit.
It was cool, scared the fuck out them and then moved the fuck on. Broke up the weed, smelled dank as fuck, and packed it into the bowl for the water bong they brought. Smoked a little bit and then just chilled the fuck out. Next thing I know we are all naked and dude cock is in my mouth. Fuck it, I sucked onto that cock like the cum guzzler I am, jerked the other ass hole off too. Wound up stuffin my cunt with their bongs and smoking from it, fuck it was so hot. When they ripped it the bubbles vibrated my twat and made me cum. They wound up double teamin me, thought they were hot shit. When they came all over my ass they high fived on some gay ass shit. They thought they had accomplished something but I was just the resident cum dumpster at their service. They just made today’s fuck convenient because I did not have to go anywhere and I have not even paid for that shit we smoked. HaHa. Amateurs.
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Big Dick Sucker for Sale
Being a big dick sucker is a great asset when you are as high as I am half the time. And when word gets around about how you can swallow a huge cock, you becum quite an asset. He didn’t care how about anything other then winning. He had never lost anything, at least not in his mind, that was worth keeping. And when I met him, I had no idea he intended me to be his prize. We had a bad habit in common and so inevitably acquired the same provider of goods. I of course was pretty busy earning my candy. I was being fed my cock and coke when he offered to pay my debt. Now my supplier loved my blow jobs quite a bit and informed him that he would have to pay quite a bit of cash to purchase my holes. He obviously did not care about price and soon after he was dragging my half conscious body to his car.
He drove for a bit, then parked. I was still groggy and half awake when my car door opened. He was saying something I could not understand. He obviously got irritated with my condition and slapped my face, hard. The sting of his open hand seemed to trigger something and I found myself sitting in sopping wet panties. He read my reaction well and slapped me a second time, this time much harder. Again my body betrayed me and he seemed to like it. He pulled his dick out and forced it into my mouth. I started to suck his thick cock and soon he was tearing off my shirt. He bought me and he intended to use me as he saw fit. He had his whore, and a punching bag too. His thing was ass to mouth. He loved watching a whore suck her own ass juice off a dick, and he told me he really hoped he had a good shitty cock for me to clean. Bending me over the hood of his car he took my ass right then and there. Tore it open almost as I felt that manhood of his enter my shit hole with no lube. Boy I was in for one hell of a sore ass and bad taste in my mouth that day. But it was nice to get out of the crack house for once. And this guy had a nice baggy for me.
Crack whore anal guide
I am a crack whore anal, slut bitch, that loves getting high and fucked in the ass. I said, it we can get it off the table and get on to something else.The strangest thing happened I woke up today with a cock in my mouth and one stuck in my ass. The weirdest thing of them all was that I had a fucking migraine from hell. I don’t know what happened but I do know that there was some meth on the table and you were standing over me pissing on me. I couldn’t say in the least if that was supposed to be good or not but I do know that I was fucking high as hell and I couldn’t wait for the party to continue! I looked at all the empty liquor bottles on the night stand and scattered all over the room it was just so littered in there. I didn’t care though because the last thing I could remember from the night before was that you were fucking the shit out of my ass , calling me a low down white trailer trash whore and you were trying to do your best to not stomp all over me. I thought that us getting high together was the best thing because I didn’t want to start feeling bad alone but maybe Momma was right maybe it was about time for me to go to rehab and get right!
Just at that moment I began to shake and I was shaking so god damn bad I knew I had better get right pretty quick. Looking at you stroking your cock, I knew you were going to take my asshole with a bad addictive sort of need and I knew there was nothing I could do to stop you. I needed to get right and that fucking you and sucking you would give me that party edge again. I needed that to be happy that instant drive of being fucked in the ass! Taking out your cock and coming toward me I knew I was in for it and as my body began to shake I knew the high after this shit was going to be the best ever!
Happy Earth Day!
I am all for national holidays, believe you me. Especially today, it is earth day! And what do we do? We celebrate the many chemicals that come from nature. Even the ones that are toxic to nature! And what better way to celebrate the earth after you ingest or inhale the earth? Yes, you get high and then you fuck. Now I know it sounds like what I do every day, but who the fuck cares! On earth day I do so much more .. most of my guys make the herb really concentrated and dank for me. They know how to get me high and horny. When I get the special “Earth Day” special it really is an anything goes type of thing. Shit last year I woke up on a cum and urine soaked mattress with three thick black guys shoving their cocks in my mouth and cunt. I had no idea how long I had been there, and I had no idea how I had gotten there. Last thing I remember is being smoked out in the parking lot of the card room. And hours later being used and violated. I could feel cum being fucked out of my pussy as they rammed their dicks inside of me. Thinking back on that night, I could not wait to get my hands on another stash. I bet you would love to party with a whore like me! I’ll be up all night baby!
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Blonde phone sex
Have you tried Blonde phone sex? They say blondes have more fun, well fucking a blonde is way more fin that any other bitch. I’m a trashy blonde so what ever you want to do daddy we can do it all.
The kinky, freaky and maybe even illegal I am down for! I love to fuck for money and drugs but I still have a tight wet cunt that is waiting for you to fill it up! I want to suck your cock to get you going. Wrap your strong fingers in my blonde hair and start to fuck my throat.
I want it hard, I want to choke on your dick. Don’t hold back daddy! I’ll bend over and spread my ass cheeks open and help guide your cock into my tight asshole! I want to be your Anal whore!! Oh Daddy don’t you love fucking me? I’m a sexy hot Dumb Blonde who wants your cock in every hole! The nastier the better! Fuck me Daddy!!
My new Gal Pal Is a Hot Pussy Licking Cum Dumpster!
I have my own personal cum dumpster to have fun with now! She’s my new gal pal! My little cousin got kicked out of her house again. I guess her mamma don’t take kindly to her getting high and fucking her boss. Apparently her bosses wife came to the house and just about thew a bitch fit. So needless to say the little drug whore is much like her big cousin! My loser husband of course got way excited, but my new sidekick did not want anything to do with his drunken limp whiskey dick. So I told her when his ass fell asleep we would just have fun me and her. I had some gutter glitter for our entertainment tonight!
Right on queue dick-less fell passed out cold and we had the den to ourselves. I have a great glass coffee table that makes chopping up our dinner perfect. We got so fucking wired that our sex had no intention of letting us cum easily. We licked each others cunts for hours. It felt so good just feeling our warm tongues go in and out of our juicy box. I kept my fingers so wet with her twat cream that it looked like I had prunes for fingers! I love having a gal pal around the house, I think I am going to keep her! Wanna party with some hot druggy phone sex?
We both kept saying how fun it would be to have a nice thick cock to suck on while pumping our fists in and out of each others cunts. I want to lick all the hot steamy cum that oozes out of her tight teen pussy while I get fucked from behind with your hot meat. We even decided to make some pop corn, extra butter! And now we are just laying here sucking all those nice buttery kernels out of each others cunt! Oh what a sweet hot mess we are! All we need is you!
Weird Insertions with a Crack Whore Anal Slut
I’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.
Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!
The more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.
Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.
We spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.
Hookers for Hire: BJ and Hadley
I was at my regular watering hole hanging with some of the biker regulars when Hadley came in. These guys were whooping and howling for the fine piece of trailer trash ass. Once she was heading back to the girls room I followed her back and offered her some blow. As she was taking her line I asked how she felt like joining me as a couple hookers for hire to service the guys.
This whore was totally into me and was pretty wasted already, so the rest was easy. I conferred with her and coaxed her into coming back to the guys and set up a sweet deal for these horny fucks. We presented the idea to them and they were pulling out the green and shoving it down our shirts. We took off on the back of their bikes and headed off for some hot ass fucking fun.
Back at a sleazy ass crack house the guys kept as their “club house” we smoked some blunts, snorted some crank and got fucked hard. Hadley and I started the guys off with a little two girl action making out and stripping each other while cooing the guys on. Well I was slipping my tongue up her sweet little slit as I felt a nice hard cock slam into my sopping wet snatch.
We fucked hard, sucked the cum dry from these guys and drained their fucking wallets and took off with a nice stash of their drugs. These guys were passing out left and right by the time we finished them off. I hailed us a cab and brought my new hooker phone sex buddy home where we divided up the goods.
We made out like bandits.