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I love being a Big dick sucker late at night! It’ll get really bored just laying in my bed on my computer looking at porn and just wishing I could suck a nice big meaty one! It makes my mouth water like crazy! The heavy feeling that I get one a hard one is sitting on my tongue in my mouth gets my tranny cock so fucking hard I can’t stand it!  I want to suck and suck all night long until my lips hurt! Ha! Mmm. I love sucking and licking all over that head and getting right down deep in my throat making me choke on that juicy cock! That is why I roam the streets, looking for a bunch of cocks to suck and fill up on their yummy chunky cum!! 

Cleaning Up My Mess!

Cum filled cuntIt’s almost too easy. I can spot their a boys fetish by the books he’s reading in my favorite fucking spot between the shelves. “The history of LGBT women in the Americas” his book said. So I asked him if he’d like to see me eating the pussy of our intern and his dick was raging, almost bursting out of the zipper on his jeans. I didn’t have to say anything else to get him to bend me over and fuck me against the stacks. He fingered my asshole while fucking my pussy which was such a huge turn on. The only problem was that we made such a huge mess that I was going to have to clean up afterwards. Do you know how long it takes me to organize this section every day? Still it was so worth it, and I only have my slutty nature to blame for how disorganized this place is every day.

Blonde phone sex

Cum dumpsterHave you tried Blonde phone sex? They say blondes have more fun, well fucking a blonde is way more fin that any other bitch. I’m a trashy blonde so what ever you want to do daddy we can do it all.

The kinky, freaky and maybe even illegal I am down for! I love to fuck for money and drugs but I still have a tight wet cunt that is waiting for you to fill it up! I want to suck your cock to get you going. Wrap your strong fingers in my blonde hair and start to fuck my throat.

Blonde phone sexI want it hard, I want to choke on your dick. Don’t hold back daddy! I’ll bend over and spread my ass cheeks open and help guide your cock into my tight asshole! I want to be your Anal whore!! Oh Daddy don’t you love fucking me? I’m a sexy hot Dumb Blonde who wants your cock in every hole! The nastier the better! Fuck me Daddy!!

Blonde Phone Sex Fun with a Dirty Cougar

blonde phone sex trashy momBlonde phone sex whores have more fun! I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb. I know when a young stud wants some cougar cunt. My daughter’s young buff boyfriend stopped by to see her, knowing she was at school. He acted like he had a blonde moment, but I knew he was there to see me, not her. My daughter is a hot blonde too, but let’s face it, a young girl does not have the experience of a cougar. Her boyfriend was in need of some down and dirty fun without games, snuggling or boring “how was your day honey conversations.” Turns out I was in need of no strings attached hardcore fucking and boy batter.

trashy MILF blonde whore“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.

blonde fucking druggy momMy head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.

dirty phone sex milfWe were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.

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Book Worms!

Cum Filled CuntBoys in the sexuality section of the library are like bugs caught in my fly trap. The can just smell my sweet nectar and can’t help but be lured in. I’ve even set up a specialty wrack on the shelves in the section so I can have good handle bars for the eventually fucking I’ll get. They’re already hard by the time a show up so having quickies is perfect. They all say the same thing, too. “Ms. Hazel, I had no idea you…” and before they can even get the next words out of their mouth I’ve got their stiff cock in my hands. I’ve even arranged the aisles to make a perfect little fuck room and I think the boys know it. They’ll wait around “reading” for hours waiting to cum on this innocent looking young lady. “The smart type” they’ll say, and a smart girl is what they want. I handle dicks like a scientist.

Ring my bell

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You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones cheap phone sexthat seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone.  There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I wasdrunk girl fucking out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.

I am one nasty chick!

toilet sexSo the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.

Paying The Tax Man

Drunk Girl FuckingIt had been a great night at the club! I had made a ton of cash but had spent most of it on some candy! I don’t remember too much but I must have been a good night because there was some ugly man sprawled out in my bed, reeking of cum and whiskey!

Maybe if I do a few shots and hit that pipe again, I can get rid of this damn hangover!

It was getting to be late in the morning and I was pretty fucked up again when I heard a knock on the door. Probably that guy forgot something when he left. I didn’t see the need in putting anything on. Hell, he had already violated every fucking hole I have! But it wasn’t him at all. Some suit guy!

I squinted as I looked up and asked him if I could help him. He said that I was past due on my taxes and he was there to serve me with papers to repo. the trailer! What the hell!

I left him standing there and went to the kitchen and grabbed the bottle. The room started to spin so I flopped down on the couch.

He walked over to me and set his brief case down. He ran his hands across my tits and said that maybe we could work something out. I was about to pass out when he shoved his cock in my mouth! I was so drunk, all I could do was lay there. So he flipped me over and stuffed my sloppy wet cunt with that cream stick, drilling me so hard, I thought it would come out of my throat!

He shot that load so deep I could almost taste it!

He didn’t stop until he had dumped his load in every gaping hole!

My lifeless body lay there dripping with thick cream and wet cum farts blowing out of my ass.

He put his papers back in his brief case and told me that I had just bought myself a little time.

He said he would be back in a few days to collect what owed with interest!

I love being a cum whore! Maybe I should hold out on paying for a few more visits!

A Cum Slut Stripper and An Older Whore Walk Into A Bar

Lot lizard sexI have known Freida for a long time now.  She is a single Mom who strips for a living to feed her little girl, and some habits *snort snort* if you catch my drift.  Anyway, the truck stop is on her way home from her job and sometimes her and her daughter will stop by.  I adore that little girl, she is going to be one fine Stripping fuck slut, I know she makes her Mommy a lot of money.  However, the other night it was just Freida and I was so happy about that.  Earlier in the day one of the guys asked about her.  I told him about her situation so he invited us both out to a bar that he co-owns with his brother.  I knew she was tired because she looked like she had been fucked for hours, but I know she loves money and cum, so I knew she would go with me.

Her and I walked into the bar together.  Everything stopped.  Turned out we were the only two women there.  The place was a fucking dump filled with cock.  I looked at Freida, she looked at me. We both shrugged then took a seat at the bar.  In no time at all the drinks were coming to us fast and free.  I have never drank so much Tequila in my life, and I can drink!  Freida was face down in some guy’s lap sucking the jizz straight from the source and I had some random guy’s hand working my pussy.  I just kept slamming shots while his finger slammed my increasingly wet cunt. 

Cheap phone sexI think Freida’s pussy was sore because when I went to lick it she winced!  Either that or my tongue was cold from the ice. I spent so much time working her pussy.  She tasted like a mixture of beer, cum, and unwashed over fucked pussy.  That was alright though, because my cunt tasted the same way.  Hey, a girl has to make money some how right? Right!  After we were done drinking booze and cum, we went back to this guy’s house with his brother.  That is where the fun really began.  They sure did like to take pictures.  At one point they tried to act all cute and say that if we didn’t do as they said they would use the pictures to blackmail us.  Good God, Freida and I had a good laugh at that.  I told them, “Sweets, do you really think I would be bothered with you showing my shit off to people? For christ sake, everyone knows what I do, and she is a god damned stripper!”  The look on their faces, priceless.  That didn’t spoil it though, Freida and I played along with their fantasy and became ‘unwilling’ subjects of their sexual perversions. Worst acting in the history of mankind by the way.  It is hard to act unwilling when you will do anything.

All in all Freida and I had a great time.  She made some more money, got fucked until she was raw, I got money, and had my pussy used the way a cunt like mine should be.  I cannot wait to do it again! 

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I am a nasty cum guzzling slut!

cum guzzling slutJust looking at my pictures, you will know that I am a trashy, slutty, nasty gal, but if you take the time to read my bio then you will know that I am definitely just as nasty and trashy as I look to be. In fact I am even nastier than you could ever imagine! It’s really not surprising though given the way that I was raised, that this pretty little face and these porn perfect tits are into the nastiest things of all. That’s right you’ve hit the jackpot. I’m your cum eating, toilet play phone sex whore! Yes I am sure you can hardly believe you got so lucky… how on earth could someone as sexy as me be into such nasty and dirty things? Well I guess you’ll come to find out that I am full of surprises. Speaking of full of, I am completely full of couple loads of shit. And I mean literally. Allow me to show you by shitting all over your chest, all slow how you like it and then I’d love to rub it all in too if you’d allow me. That’s not all I have in store for you, what kind of nasty toilet whore would I be if I didn’t have a little pee for you? What would it be, if I did not allow you to force your cock into my ass as I shit? Then spread my legs wide so your shit covered cock and fuck my little cunt. But not before I take my sweet time tasting and sucking your cock. I love to taste my shit and your excited pre-cum all together. Oh let’s see you fuck my tits, rub your shit and my shit all over my tits, pinch my nipples and maybe I can even squeeze out some more piss! Oh how I love to mix our nasty lil juices and even get my lil tastes. And when you finally do cum, I will save it all in a glass so I can really savor the flavor! Don’t you love our nasty play as much as I do?!