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A Fucking Fortune Cookie. Who Knew?!

Baby girl and I went to the Asian buffet again last night. I enjoyed the buffet, but I enjoyed the fuckfest that took place even more! Baby girl and I were each taken at random by random customers and staff, male and female. We’d be grabbing food, and find ourselves bent over being fucked from behind in either hole. We’d grab a drink and find ourselves being pushed to the ground and having our faces fucked. Mid-way through the meal, we even had o2 eager little ladies crawl under our table and bury their faces in our pussies. BUT, when we got our fortune cookie, the real fun began in earnest. No sooner had I cracked my cookie open than I began to notice that the restaurant had cleared out. The tables were pushed to the outer edges of the room, and baby girl and I were left to ourselves to read our cookies. “Don’t Turn Around” is what both of them said. At precisely the moment I started to look up, I felt arms close around me. Then, I was dragged from my seat, stripped, and wrapped in this dough-colored fabric. It hugged my arms to my sides.. I noticed a similar snuggie being forced around baby girl. “Now, we shall open our fortune cookies, and see if they love us,” I heard from behind me. The owners of the shop were there, and they had their way with us until closing time.Hardcore orgy porn

Loving That Sweet Young Thing’s Salami

Baby girl and I went to the grocery store on Wednesday, only to find salami samples at various points in the store. I thought that was unusual, so I asked the third associate I saw offering the samples what gave. She informed me that it was national salami day, so they were pushing the store’s best salami. That was when I saw him. He walked around the corner with 2 pieces of salami already in hand, and grabbed another 2 from the lady in question. He grinned at me around his chewing, and I knew I was going to take him home with me. He was around baby girl’s age, and his sandy colored hair and green eyes were to die for. Young teen phone sex

He followed us out to the car and happily helped us ladies to our home with our groceries. We stripped him down and gave him amazing blow jobs before fucking him long and hard on the couch by way of thanks. He wound up spending the night, we wore that poor little dear right out.

Blonde phone sex and Drugs

Blonde phone sexThere is something about Blonde phone sex whores that men seem to love.

It could be that we are air headed, which is sometimes true.

Or that we are sluts, which is usually true.

I think it is mostly though that we know how to have all the fun.

I live my life by fun whether it comes in powder, pipe, pill, joint, or cock form.

My favorite way to take any drug is if fucking is involved. Before, during, or after
 Something about that rush of feeling, that altered mental state with overwhelming pleasure.

Who wouldn’t love it?

Would wouldn’t want to snort a line off of a huge black cock before sucking it clean. Letting it stretch your pussy wide as you felt that tingle through your entire body, felt every muscle become sensitive as your heart races, feel him fuck you even harder because he had that same magic white powder as you.

Or what about pot sex, where it’s slow and just wonderful. There are no hurries in the world. Just you, that cock, and the peace of the world.

Or best yet, those little magic pills that set every nerve in the body on over drive. Touching becomes sexual no matter how hard, gentle or where.

Mmm, come get high with me and fuck my bald pussy and pull my blonde hair and remind me of what a dirty slut I really am.

I’ve been a bad girl, you got to fuck it out of me. 😉

Plowed by a Trucker

Hardcore anal sexWell, I had a fabulous day today! I decided to take a long walk through some of the more scenic areas nearby. It’s not often that truckers take any of the scenic routes, they tend to stick to the highway. However, there was a trucker who apparently got lost today, and he pulled over to ask me if I knew my way around. I pretended not to notice the visible gulp he took when I turned to look him in the eye. When he seemed to have trouble following my instruction because his eyes couldn’t stay off my tits, I decided to climb up in that rig with him and guide him back to the highway myself.

When we finally got him back to the highway, I took a little liberty, and I climbed down in the area between his seats, and I leaned over and started to suck his huge fucking dick. I swear, that thing stretched my mouth in all the best ways. When we got to the local truck stop, I took him into the showers, and I let him rip my tight little sphincter to oblivion. He fucked me good and hard for at least an hour. Man, I love a good, giant, hard schlong!

Crack Whore Anal Slut Silvia

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At the party last night, I became an anal cum dumpster for every guy there. All those cocks ready for my ass, and me just ready to get higher and fuck. I was dressed for the occasion, showing off my ass and titties. All the guys were ready to give it to me, but I wanted the one with the biggest cock and the fattest sack.

I asked who was ready to get me high and fuck, and about three pipes were shoved into my face. After I’d had my fill, I bent over and removed my panties. Big John was first, filling my tight ass with his giant man meat while everyone watched. Soon, I had one in my mouth, and one in each hand and they were rotating, giving me ass to mouth pleasure. I do have a sweet little ass, so it doesn’t bother me.

It didn’t take long for me to be covered in cum and ready to get high again. The next party is going to be at my house.

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How to Thank a Teacher

With school well under way, now, Baby girl has had her hands full with homework, after school activities, and work. Her grades haven’t been what they should, especially so early in the year, but her teacher has been working with her so well, that I wanted to thank him. So, I hand-delivered a package to his room about 10 minutes before his typical arrival, according to the front desk.

When he walked in, all he saw was a giant apple that stood about 3.5 feet tall and about the same circumference around. I could hear the hesitation by the way he stayed near the door, not even setting his briefcase down. Well, rather than let the poor dear fear for his life, I went ahead and popped the top on that apple and shimmied my way ever so gracefully out of it. His jaw literally just dropped; I mean, there I was in my altogether, dancing in the classroom that would be filled inside of an hour. Given our time frame, I sashayed quickly over to him, told him what my gift was about, and proceeded to blow him hard and fast before wrapping my body around his still fully clothed frame and fucking his brains out in his chair. By the time the first student arrived, I was fully clothed and looked like I was just leaving a standard-issue conference. The smell in that room, though…unmistakable. 😉cum dumpster

No taboo phone sex with my Brother

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It was labor day, and I was with the family again.

Just like last time I was bored out of my mind and wanted sex and drugs.

Sadly, my brother’s friend wasn’t here this time so I knew I wasn’t going to get sex from him. My brother maybe
 I took one of my pills from my purse and sat next to him.

“Hey.” I said, breaking one of my pills in half. “Swallow this.”

He looked at me funny and asked “What the fuck is it?”

I laughed, leaving the pill with him as I popped my own into my mouth. “Quit being a pussy!” I taunted him, dry swallowing my favorite of the vices and waited for that warm tingly feeling that went all over me.

I’d been laying in the sun enjoying the warmth as I rubbed my arms and sides. I felt sooo amazing. Mom and Dad shouted “We gotta go to the store! We’ll be back soon!”

I waved at them and didn’t say anything and looked over at my brother. His face was flushed and he kept rubbing his arms too. He also had a monster hard on and it looked like he was having such a hard time leaving it alone.

Mmm
 I think I had to help with that so I took off my bikini top for him. “Sis! What are you doing? Wait
 You’re nipples are pierced?” I giggled at him and pulled on them making myself moan. “Mmmhmmm
 You want to feel them?” I asked, watching him. “It’s not all that’s pierced.” he licked his lips, his eyes never leaving my tits. He’s so much younger than me, I’m pretty sure he’d never seen tits for real let alone feel them.

So she couldn’t blame him when he came over and cupped her tits in his hand. The way he tugged on them was just on the border of painful and she moaned, her back arching into his hands. They felt so good on her overly sensitive skin. She smiled at him, touching over her pussy as she hinted. “Would you like to see where else I’m pierced?”

He followed her hands and gasped, a wet spot appearing on his swim trunks. She giggled. “Man
 You’re supposed to do that in me.” she teased, his cheeks flushing bright red.

She had so much to teach him…

Visiting My Roots As A Trailer Trash Whore

Trailer trash whoreEven though I live in a condo in the city now, I originally grew up in a trailer park on the wrong side of the tracks. I grew up knowing I was trailer park trash and I loved every minute of it. I was the biggest trailer trash whore of all. Gang bangs with the neighborhood boys was a common occurrence. I was known the be the cause of a few broken marriages. I flaunted my body shamelessly and used my pussy top get anything I wanted.

When  I moved to the city, not a lot changed, except now I was a little bit higher class of a whore and I could wear more expensive slutty clothes. As I’ve gotten older, I try to carry myself with a little more class, even though I love to get nasty and freaky. I keep it a little more toned down in public. That’s why I love to go home to visit. When I go home, I go right back to my roots. I can still out-slut any slut in the trailer park.

I’m excited about the upcoming weekend. I’m going home for a weekend with the folks. I’ve already talked to some old friends about a bon fire. I sure hope he remembers bon fire is code for “gang bang whore takes on all comers”. My pussy is dripping wet thinking about all that cock. I’m ready to have my slutty body packed air-tight as they used to call it. Maybe Mom and Dad will even join in on this one. It sure was a lot of fun the time it turned into a family affair.

Just Another Day at the Park

Baby girl and I went to the park today, and we had a veritable blast. We swung and slid and see-sawed. We ran into a couple of guys who looked like sports magazine models, and they came to play with us. Right there, in the park, they took us down to the ground, and they had their way with us.

They fucked us on the swings with us straddling them. They fucked us on the slides, on the see-saws; they even fucked us up against the poles of the slide hut. Baby girl and I had each and every one of our holes filled, and filled with cum. We cleaned each other out, cleaned the guys up, and started over again. Our fuck-fest lasted for over 3 hours, and when baby girl and I got home, we were both worn smack out. We took a nice hour-long nap. I’m still a little sore from some of the positions we used, and the size of that one guy’s cock, but it was an amazing day, all-in-all.

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Baby girl and I went to the park today, and we had a veritable blast. We swung and slid and see-sawed. We ran into a couple of guys who looked like sports magazine models, and they came to play with us. Right there, in the park, they took us down to the ground, and they had their way with us.

They fucked us on the swings with us straddling them. They fucked us on the slides, on the see-saws; they even fucked us up against the poles of the slide hut. Baby girl and I had each and every one of our holes filled, and filled with cum. We cleaned each other out, cleaned the guys up, and started over again. Our fuck-fest lasted for over 3 hours, and when baby girl and I got home, we were both worn smack out. We took a nice hour-long nap. I’m still a little sore from some of the positions we used, and the size of that one guy’s cock, but it was an amazing day, all-in-all.

Life of the Gangbang Party

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A cock in my mouth, one in my pussy and another in my ass is just the way I like it. I want to be used, with all of my holes pumped full of cocks and cum. I’m the life of the party, and when I walk in the guys know who to follow. When a tall, sexy stranger approached me at a party, I whispered into his ear to bring his friends as I placed my hand on his dick. Good and hard, just like I had hoped.

On my way to a back room, I grabbed the hand of one of my girlfriends, a tall dark haired beauty who shares my love of blow and sex. We did a few lines and undressed each other, making out as the guys walked in. When she got down between my legs and started licking my pussy, I called the guys over and told them to take their dicks out.

One of them immediately began fucking her from behind while another stuck his cock in my mouth. I had a guy on either side, with a cock in each of my hands to jack off as I got the pussy licking of a lifetime. I like to share, so we traded places often and it was a fuckfest which ended with each of our holes being fucked at once and cum oozing out of them. It’s not a party until every hole is fucked and saturated in cum, I always say…

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