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Anal Sex Whore Cindy’s White Trash Twerk Team

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Hey there all my freaky guys, it is Cindy here to make a pervy announcement! We are bout to start a WHITE TRASH TWERK TEAM! That is right all my fans of this nasty cum dumpster.It is not going to be one of them busted one neither i am talkin about some straight MTV or BET shit. I am now going to twerk these beautiful ass cheeks whenever, wherever I want. I can twerk on a wall; I can twerk down the hall. I can twerk on cars and totally on top of bars. I can twerk on your cock and twerk down the block. Speaking of a big fat throbbing cock, One of Eddies friends got out of the joint and he thought he was going to do him real good. He hired white girl twerk team to cater to all of his needs for the night. Eddie made sure to have a big group of their friends set and ready to come over for his release party.

white trash phone sex When Eddie and the boys got over to my house me and the other bitcches were already there and waiting. It did not take too long before Marcus arrived brought to my doorstep by his sister. All his boys clapped and patted him on the back. We all stood in a line bent over giving his a standing ass clap ovation. He came over to us and I could feel his hard as cock push against my ass. I turned around and pulled myself close to him. I lifted one of my legs putting it in his arm and twerked my ass while standing on one foot. He sat down and I started to give him a lap dance. I moved my booty in circles over his throbbing present in his pants. I bent over and twerked for him. He shoved his face into the crack of my clapping ass as I continued you pop it over him. I led him to my room in the back and shut the door.

drunk phone sex I removed his pants in one swift rip to the floor. He grunted as I turned upside down and began twerking my ass while I braced against the wall. His cock stood straight ready to fuck me any way he could. He put it between my ass cheeks and I jacked it as I continued to gyrate. He grunted like something wild and that was all I needed. I hoped down and threw him onto my bed and straddled him, reversed cow girl. I leaned forward and twerk my wet bald pussy up and down his shaft. He felt so big inside my pussy. My legs shook as I came down hard on top of him. He came in no time and I told him not to worry, I was his cum dumpster for the night, well we all were

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Hardcore Anal Sex with Gummy Bears

hardcore anal sex       I have always been one of those people that thought it would be really awesome to have like a party trick. I really never have anything super cool until the other day. Let’s start by saying as an little one and growing up I have always love gummy bears, well I guess I should say gummy anything. Whether it is worms, bears, bottles or anything else you can think of, I was at the candy store drooling. Anyway, so the other day I was getting super trashed, I know no surprise, and a friend of mine brought me an oversized gummy stuff gift basket. Giant gummy bears and gummy worms as a reward for being his dirty white trash slut. Made since when his ass gave the idea to put them in my ass. I went outside and put on a nice show for all the guy at my house. I teased my little ass hole with the tip of the oversized gummy worm first, my pussy got so wet and dripped over my rosebud lubing me up. That guy slid in and out as easy as my big ass dildo I shoved up there all the time. I was not feeling it intense enough so moved to the giant gummy bear. Fucker was so big I could not even get it in. Took me fifteen minutes and then I was working that fucker in and out of my ass hole. Guy that gave it to me let me suck his dick while I gave myself some good ol’ hardcore anal sex with these gummy bears. I realize they were not sex toys, but they are now. I came all over that giant gummy bear and then one of the neighborhood brats paid me 20 bucks so he could eat the cum soaked bear. I love makin easy peasy money.

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Druggy Porn Bong Fuck

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      There is nothing better than a little wake n’ bake while I fuck whoever is in my bed. Shit the way that Mary Jane gets to my head makes me horny as fuck, not that I need the help at all. Let me tell you though when I get that buzz going the feeling of a nice cock touching any part of my body makes my nerve endings explode with mini orgasms. I have a pretty reggie dealer that I usually use but that ass hole went out for a run across the country and forgot to drop off my shit. He recommended this young punk to bring me a stash for a few days. It was whatever, because I did not really know the little jerk, but I heard he was one of those I drop off your shit and stay to smoke some with you kinda guys. Again, not a big deal, but this fucker shows up at my trailer door with a friend of his waving a bong around like ain’t no reason to hide nothing. I pulled him into my house and gave him a big lecture about how I didn’t know shit bout either one of their dumb asses and that was some wack ass shit.
         It was cool, scared the fuck out them and then moved the fuck on. Broke up the weed, smelled dank as fuck, and packed it into the bowl for the water bong they brought. Smoked a little bit and then just chilled the fuck out. Next thing I know we are all naked and dude cock is in my mouth. Fuck it, I sucked onto that cock like the cum guzzler I am, jerked the other ass hole off too. Wound up stuffin my cunt with their bongs and smoking from it, fuck it was so hot. When they ripped it the bubbles vibrated my twat and made me cum. They wound up double teamin me, thought they were hot shit. When they came all over my ass they high fived on some gay ass shit. They thought they had accomplished something but I was just the resident cum dumpster at their service. They just made today’s fuck convenient because I did not have to go anywhere and I have not even paid for that shit we smoked. HaHa. Amateurs.

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Blonde phone sex

Cum dumpsterHave you tried Blonde phone sex? They say blondes have more fun, well fucking a blonde is way more fin that any other bitch. I’m a trashy blonde so what ever you want to do daddy we can do it all.

The kinky, freaky and maybe even illegal I am down for! I love to fuck for money and drugs but I still have a tight wet cunt that is waiting for you to fill it up! I want to suck your cock to get you going. Wrap your strong fingers in my blonde hair and start to fuck my throat.

Blonde phone sexI want it hard, I want to choke on your dick. Don’t hold back daddy! I’ll bend over and spread my ass cheeks open and help guide your cock into my tight asshole! I want to be your Anal whore!! Oh Daddy don’t you love fucking me? I’m a sexy hot Dumb Blonde who wants your cock in every hole! The nastier the better! Fuck me Daddy!!

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I am such a trashy cunt and I want do two things in this world. Make money, and have lots of cock. A friend of mine told me about this job that she has where she talks to guys on the phone. Like not just conversing with them like fucking them with her words. It took some convincing but I figured I would give it a try and see if I could make a quick buck. I went through an interview and then had the bitch from next door Blonde phone sextake some pictures of me for all the guys to gawk over. It was kind of hot really, picturing them drooling over my perky pierced titties. It turns out that blonde phone sex was pretty hot and guys loved that I was such a trashy slut. It was lots of fun and loved it when those perves would call in and pay me lots of money. I loved being their white trash cum dumpster who would sit on the other end of the phone and play with my pussy between my fingers envisioning all of the nasty things they would do to me and I would do to them. Of what a high I would get thinking about them striking their throbbing cocks on the other end of the phone. Mmm. Every time the phone rings my cunt gets excited and wets itself for my caller. I cannot wait for my next call and I hope it will be something nasty and fun.

Blonde Phone Sex Fun with a Dirty Cougar

blonde phone sex trashy momBlonde phone sex whores have more fun! I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb. I know when a young stud wants some cougar cunt. My daughter’s young buff boyfriend stopped by to see her, knowing she was at school. He acted like he had a blonde moment, but I knew he was there to see me, not her. My daughter is a hot blonde too, but let’s face it, a young girl does not have the experience of a cougar. Her boyfriend was in need of some down and dirty fun without games, snuggling or boring “how was your day honey conversations.” Turns out I was in need of no strings attached hardcore fucking and boy batter.

trashy MILF blonde whore“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.

blonde fucking druggy momMy head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.

dirty phone sex milfWe were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.

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Blonde Phone Sex With A Smattering Of Hardcore Anal Sex

Blonde phone sexDo you like Blondes? Do you enjoy phone sex? Do you like, fat, throbbing, throat blocking cocks? Then I am just what you are looking for.  Blonde phone sex with that something extra.  That is of course if you can handle the ass splitting that I will subject you to.  I have a monster between my legs that just wants to plummet right on into your dark hole of faggotry. In other words, when I fuck someone it hurts.  Not me of course, but them.

Sometimes I do not like to wait for the person to get ready.  I just wanna pop this cock in and fuck them raw.  Who needs lube right? Or I guess I could be nice about it, spit or piss on your asshole to get it ready.  You would be yelling like a bitch in heat in no time. Ah, I love my dick.  I also love my tits.  I am the best of both worlds. 

I think that is why the good ole boys around here always end up at my door.  Sure they give me shit in town, but at night, I’m the one giving something to them.  My big fat dick!

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You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones cheap phone sexthat seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone.  There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I wasdrunk girl fucking out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.

Weird Insertions with a Crack Whore Anal Slut

crack whore anal trashy whoreI’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.

Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!

Anal sex whore slut wifeThe more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.

Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.

dirty phone sex whoresWe spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.

Roaming Charges

Drunk phone sexThere I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened.  I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me.  Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever.  A park is a park.  I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!”  Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner.  Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.

Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy.  I have seen him around town, but not that often.  He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.”  On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring.  It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff.  I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy.  The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door.  He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone.  I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles. 

Charles stared straight ahead.  The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on.  The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was.  Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it.  The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say.  Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.

Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass.  I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced.  The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting.  I’ll tell you something.  I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.

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