Extreme phone sex is what you get when you call me. I was doing a really hot call last night. One too hot not to play with my pussy. When guys call me with their really young rape fantasies involving my little ones I get super horny. No age is too young to fuck one of my brats. My daughters are fond of my traditional sex toys, so when I opened my goody drawer for a vibrator none were to be found. I had to get creative. I grabbed my son’s little league baseball bat and fucked myself with it on my call. As my caller and I discussed how he would abuse my little Lolita’s fuck holes, I fucked my cunt with my son’s bat. Not the first time I have used everyday objects as sexy toys. Won’t be the last either. Anything can be used to get this trashy whore off. I have used kitchen utensils, the electric toothbrush, candles, garden vegetables, shoes, dog bones, tools… Anything can fit up this dirty old whore’s pussy, even my own fist. Trust me, if it is not nailed to the wall, I have likely tried to fuck it. I even use my brat’s toys. I shoved a Ken doll up my ass last week while rubbing my bald puss up and down my daughter’s carnival sized stuffed teddy bear. It is live phone sex, so you never know what I may be masturbating with on a call, but it is rarely my own fingers. That is just so boring. I am anything but boring. Plus, I like to get creative with getting off. I taught my sons how to make a simulated pussy with warm pasta noodles and a mason jar. Fill the jar with warm noodles, shove your dick in and it is like a flesh light. Bonus: you can serve your cum coated pasta to your sister or your mother.
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Extreme Phone Sex Fun: Why Use a Vibrator When you Have a House Full of Objects?
Cat Fight
There was a cat fight down at the club tonight. A slender black cat with pert little titties got into a huge argument with a thick and luscious cowgirl. Hair flew, and there were scratches raising red welts across both their faces, chests, and arms.
Black cat’s top got torn (she would have to find a new outfit or some tassels to be able to go on tonight) and cowgirl’s jeans completely ripped up the back side, showing a remarkable bare puss.
That made me a little hotter than I imagined, because I found myself rubbing my puss through my own skimpy undies under my nightie and sheer robe.
I made a couple of security guards hard, as well. Who knows, maybe I’ll hit one or both of them up later?
I’ll take your cum anywhere!
I am one nasty cum guzzling whore, I just can’t help it! I’ve always been kind of a party girl that liked to try new things so is it any wonder that I became the whore I am today? When you are wasted at a party you are gonna suck dick, you may as well just enjoy it. I let those boys fuck all my holes… sometimes several of them at once, what can I say? That shit felt amazing! I’m the kind of girl that will do anything you want cus it turns me on to please you… even if it degrades me… that kind of turns me on even more! Let me be your nasty little cum eater, fuck my ass, use me make me your whore!
Cheap Phone Sex With a Cheap Whore
I can be your nasty fucking whore tonight baby! I am a just cheap druggy stripper, and I love when you degrade me. Call me whatever names you want! I get fucking creamy knowing that I am fucking white trash whore. You want to fuck my face till I puke all over that cock, than guess what? You can make me get on my hands and knees and make me eat it all up! Don’t let any go to waste. Then just fuck me silly, use my holes any way you want with how many people you want to. I learned how to please men from my white trash fucking slut whore mom. Maybe you could go get her and use her up to. Do us both at the same fucking time. Call me for a good fucking night baby!
Trailer Trash Whore Weekend
When you are a trailer trash whore, you roll out of bed on a Saturday morning with cum in you and on you. You have a couple of naked boys in your bed with you. One is your son, the other two you assume are his friends. Your pussy and ass are sore in a good way. You do a line, brush your teeth, get something to drink, then get back in the bed and start fucking. Actually, you start blowing cocks so that everyone is awake and ready to party. I started with my son’s cock. I do love his dick. His moaning woke the other two boys, but their cocks were already awake if you know what I mean. Soon I had three young cocks in my mouth. I am a big dick sucker, but 3 hard cocks was a lot even for me, but I worked them all up to the brink of explosion, before pulling back so I could get fucked. I took one up my ass, one in my cunt and another in my mouth. I have three holes for a reason so I put them all to work. I love weekend mornings. I always wake up with naked boys and a well fucked pussy. That’s a tramp’s proof she had a fun night. Now to have a fun day.
Anal Sex Whore Family
I’m an anal sex whore. I am raising my girls to be ass slaves too. Uncle Bobby paid us a visit this morning. He came over to have some fun with my ass. My little angels are such good mommy’s helpers too. They slurped on his nice 11 inch cock to get it hard for mommy’s butt hole. They love saying butt hole. I call it an ass though. A dirty old well fucked ass. Their drool was still dripping from his fun stick when he rammed it up my ass. The saliva of my little girls was the only lube used. My angels gathered around me to rub my clit and play with my nipples as Uncle Bobby ass fucked their mommy into oblivion. When I have a nice thick dick in my ass with my babies around me, this dirty mommy gets off extra hard. I was creaming all down my thighs, which my angels were so nice to lick up for me. They think my pussy juice tastes like cotton candy. Of course, I put Sweet Tarts and other sugary candy up my snatch as a tasty surprise for my babies. After Uncle Booby shot his load of yummy spunk up my ass, I shit it out into the mouths of my angels like a mama bird feeding her young. I drizzled some ass cum into each girl’s mouth. They took turns tonguing my asshole to make sure they cleaned me up well. I also had them clean Uncle Bobby’s dick which was glistening with my ass juice. The mere touch of a sweet young whore’s mouth on your cock, would make you hard again too, even if you had just cum. This time, I let Uncle Bobby pick his hole. He went with my youngest girl’s asshole. Now she is an anal cum dumpster like her mommy. Don’t worry. If you want to fuck a tight young ass, I have many daughters I am training. I bet I have the perfect anal fuck doll for you.
A Day By The Pool
It was supposed to be a cook out with just us. It had been a long time since we spent some girl time together. We were long over due for some cunt on cunt action.
We were well into our time together, pretty fucking drunk and naked by the pool when we heard something behind us.
By the time we realized it there were four guys standing there with cocks out and standing at attention.
Before we could say anything they were on us and the gang bang was on and popping.
Dicks were in our faces and rubbing against our pussies and asses.
Being cum sluts and cum dumpsters by nature, we didn’t even try to stop them or fight it off.
They thought that they were going to take what they wanted but we gave them more then they bargained for.
When they were done we finished our evening licking each other clean and laughing at how they thought they had actually done something….
Teaching An Old Dog New Tricks
It was the end of a hot and heavy fuck session.
As we laid there covered in sweat, I couldn’t help but notice a distant look in his eyes.
I didn’t question it, fuck buddies just don’t do that.
As with all the men I fuck it is a no questions, no strings, kind of thing.
That is how I like it and I find most of my fucks agree.
Suddenly he turned to me and asked a question I never thought I would hear from him.
“If I can trick my wife into coming here do you think you could teach her all the kinky things you do so well? I would pay you REALLY good money.”
I knew that if I could train her that would mean I would loose his weekly fuck and fee but the look in his eyes had me convinced that it couldn’t be done and would be a hell of a good time for me, fucking with a prudish old woman.
I agreed and he brought her to me the very next night. I had a couple of friends come over to help me with the task at hand. After all she would have to learn all aspects of our not so conventional sexual relationship.
Now that I have peeked your interest, you will have to call for the rest of the story or wait until the next blog to find out what happens.