I am an anal sex whore and I’m not too fucking picky about what I shove up there either! Sometimes it’s a cock, sometimes it’s a baseball bat, sometimes it’s cucumber or a zucchini, what can I say? I love being stuffed to the breaking point… literally! I want my fuck holes stretched out to the point that it fucking hurts! Nothing less can satisfy me ever. That’s why today when I was bored I decided to see just how far I could get this big ass zucchini up my pooper. I had to warm up with my fingers, stretching my asshole until I could get my whole hand up there, then I lubed up my zucchini and shoved it right on it there! Oh it felt amazing, that fucking zucchini damn near ripped my asshole apart but I loved every second of it! God, it was so big and firm, I swear I have never felt anything like it before! What’s the biggest thing you’ve ever shoved up your ass?
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Daddy Issue’s With Henrietta
Happy National Jelly Bean and Scat Day
I just love leftover Easter Candy. My lover and I were getting high when he noticed the bowl of jelly beans on the coffee table. We were just fucked up enough to do something crazy. He pinned me to the floor and began to shove the candy up my ass. He’s a scat freak like me and we get into some nasty shit. When my poor rectum was full of the sweet things, he decided to fuck me. It was an amazing feeling, his sticky cock, the rolling of the beans, and the full sensation that I loved. I felt his balls slapping my pussy with the force of his thrusts and the warmth as he filled my candy coated shithole with cum.
“Now how I am gonna get them out?” I shrieked with laughter, high as a kite. “Shit them out, mama. Feed them to me.” he moaned. I squatted right there on the floor and began to bear down, feeling them popping back out of my turd canal. He was on his knees, eating them. “The pink ones are yours, lover. Eat them for me.” I was on my knees, sucking them right off the floor, dripping with shit and cum. And you know what? They tasted even better than Jelly Belly.”
So, what are YOU doing for National Jelly Bean Day?
Anal Cum Dumpster Phone Sex
As you can imagine we get some pretty nasty request here at the truck stop. Just the other night I had a trucker come in asking for two bitches that weren’t afraid to take it in the ass and who loved to guzzle nut. Of course that’s all my hoes but I rewarded the two top bitches because this fella was paying very generously. Part of the deal was that I could sit on the side lines and watch. Yeah I am a dirty whore myself and this sounded nice and nasty and I wanted an up close and personal show. Let’s just say I am quality control. He had both bitches lined up side by side and started spitting on their assholes. Then he would smear it around with the tip of his dick. Going back and fourth trading their tight little asses. Once he fucked their shit holes until they were gaping he made them go down on his nuts each slut would suck one at a time into their mouths stuffing their cheeks like chipmunks. You could see how engorged his balls were….he shared with us that he had not came in almost 3 months. So when he blew his load it was going to be massive. I lay spread eagle on the side lines playing with my cunt while I watched him fuck the shit out of their asses. It was not much longer and he let out a groan and right behind followed his cum show. He let it go deep in on of their asses and then made the other bitch get underneath of her and open wide as he instructed her to push all of his nut out of her gaping ass. It came rushing out and the hoe underneath did an amazing job at catching and swallowing it all down. Another satisfied customer. Unfortunately I hadn’t the chance to cum. Maybe you can help????
She Joined Her Husband…and Me
Oops. I’ve been caught! Some guys wife found out I was sucking him off and fucking him on the side and she was so pissed! But he convinced her to join in, can you believe that? I thought she was gonna kick my ass cus when she came in that room and saw her husband on top of me with his dick balls deep in my pussy she was pissed! But this smooth talker right here convinced her that she would have more fun fucking me instead and damn if she didn’t start stripping off her clothes right then! I’m not stupid so I just went along with it and started licking her pussy so her husband could see. She was totally loving it too, her pussy was dripping wet and I knew if I kept it up she would be cumming all over my face. Pretty sure she aint pissed no more now, in fact we may just do this again!
P-mommy Fantasies
I listen intently as you tell me your fantasy about the young one next door. We watch through the patio window as she prances about in her cute little bikini. You are right she is a hot little thing especially so scantily clad. This is going to be a long wet summer. As she soaks her body in the little pool, her swimsuit becomes nearly see through. You tell me how you fantasize about inviting her over for cookies and how you would make moves on her until you had her young body writhing on your cock. You describe how tight her little pussy must be.
Your fantasy gets me really wet. I can imagine licking away at that sweet cunny getting it ready to take your cock. You begin to rub my pussy as we talk about all the nasty perverted things we could do to her young body. Soon, I cannot take it anymore. I must have your cock inside me. We position ourselves right in front of the windows, hoping she will see and get curious about what is going on. It would be wonderful if she wandered over.
Kentucky Klondike Bar toilet sex
Just when I thought I was getting better at being a crazy, dumb, and disgusting bitch, I always shock myself. I was at a friend of a friends house in Kentucky for a get together that was fairly small. We started doing some blow and getting fucking waisted. We were all so high and horny that we started coming up with created ways to have some Kentucky fun. What would you do for a Klondike bar? Remember that commercial? Well we thought to ourselves “why not make our own deliciously good “ice cream bar”. Well, you can bet your “bottom” dollar we didn’t use ice cream, oh no. Why would be do that? Instead I decided that I needed to take a big shit. Once my big turd came out of my ass hole, we went ahead and popped it in the freezer. Once my shit turd was frozen we stuck that ice cold rock solid chocolate turd ice cream back in my ass hole. And when everyone saw that I shoved it back into where it came from, you can only imagine their faces. I made some cocks swell up. The men took turns shoving their dicks inside of me pushing that shit bar into my ass deeper. They fucked me and pushed that turd further and further up me with every thrust. What wouldn’t you do for my Kentucky Klondike bar?!
Training My Baby to be a Gangbang Whore
Not only am I a gangbang whore, so are my daughters; even the littlest one. Fucking is not only fun, but extremely profitable. My parents made good money making me their little whore, selling me to the highest bidder and keeping me knocked up. Unlike my folks, however, I let my girls keep the majority of the money they make . Personally, I think girls are far better whores when something is in it for them too. That is why when one of my fuck toys offered me 5 grand for my baby for a bachelor party, I told my daughter there was $4,000 for her to be nice to some old guys for a few hours. I of course chaperoned. I dressed her like a beauty pageant girl. Guys who like young girls, love that look. I explained to her that $4,000 would buy her all the princess clothes and dolls she could imagine. She beamed and said would make those men so happy. She had no idea how hard she was gonna work for that money. We arrived at the address I was provided. I slipped her a Benadryl cocktail to make her less feisty. When guys shell out that kind of money for a few hours, they want anything goes, even hardcore anal sex. They were going to ruin her. A bunch of dirty old perverts wanting to dip their fuck sticks into the tiniest, tightest holes for a night of debauchery, were not going to make love to her little fuck holes. They did a number on her baby girl pussy and virgin ass. She looked like a midget porn star taking cocks at both ends. Eyes rolling back in her head, she was in some pain. I gave her some of my blunt, which seemed to help. She was a pro though. Never cried, never said no, was always gracious. She was a cum coated doll by the time she was done, but a rich one.