I have always been one of those people that thought it would be really awesome to have like a party trick. I really never have anything super cool until the other day. Let’s start by saying as an little one and growing up I have always love gummy bears, well I guess I should say gummy anything. Whether it is worms, bears, bottles or anything else you can think of, I was at the candy store drooling. Anyway, so the other day I was getting super trashed, I know no surprise, and a friend of mine brought me an oversized gummy stuff gift basket. Giant gummy bears and gummy worms as a reward for being his dirty white trash slut. Made since when his ass gave the idea to put them in my ass. I went outside and put on a nice show for all the guy at my house. I teased my little ass hole with the tip of the oversized gummy worm first, my pussy got so wet and dripped over my rosebud lubing me up. That guy slid in and out as easy as my big ass dildo I shoved up there all the time. I was not feeling it intense enough so moved to the giant gummy bear. Fucker was so big I could not even get it in. Took me fifteen minutes and then I was working that fucker in and out of my ass hole. Guy that gave it to me let me suck his dick while I gave myself some good ol’ hardcore anal sex with these gummy bears. I realize they were not sex toys, but they are now. I came all over that giant gummy bear and then one of the neighborhood brats paid me 20 bucks so he could eat the cum soaked bear. I love makin easy peasy money.
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Hard Day At Work!
On my down time I get to search the stacks for the nastiest and most provocative sexual behaviors throughout history. It’s amazing how horny and slutty girls have been throughout all of humanity. It really is just our nature to take fat cocks between our legs. I want to be bent over like the red light district girls of Amsterdam or used up and tossed out like the ever changing types of prostitutes all societies have some form of. It’s just another section of my favorite fuck spot in the library that I rifle through. The countless men I’ve straddled and been penetrated by throughout my time working here. They see my buttons pop open to release these fat fucking tits out of my top and sweater. I pull my steamy glasses down and just give them this look like “show me what you can teach me with that rod of yours” and I get mouth fucked by their eager erections. I just always hope I have enough time to clean up before going back to the check out desk before I do it all over again.
Big Dick Sucker for Sale
Being a big dick sucker is a great asset when you are as high as I am half the time. And when word gets around about how you can swallow a huge cock, you becum quite an asset. He didn’t care how about anything other then winning. He had never lost anything, at least not in his mind, that was worth keeping. And when I met him, I had no idea he intended me to be his prize. We had a bad habit in common and so inevitably acquired the same provider of goods. I of course was pretty busy earning my candy. I was being fed my cock and coke when he offered to pay my debt. Now my supplier loved my blow jobs quite a bit and informed him that he would have to pay quite a bit of cash to purchase my holes. He obviously did not care about price and soon after he was dragging my half conscious body to his car.
He drove for a bit, then parked. I was still groggy and half awake when my car door opened. He was saying something I could not understand. He obviously got irritated with my condition and slapped my face, hard. The sting of his open hand seemed to trigger something and I found myself sitting in sopping wet panties. He read my reaction well and slapped me a second time, this time much harder. Again my body betrayed me and he seemed to like it. He pulled his dick out and forced it into my mouth. I started to suck his thick cock and soon he was tearing off my shirt. He bought me and he intended to use me as he saw fit. He had his whore, and a punching bag too. His thing was ass to mouth. He loved watching a whore suck her own ass juice off a dick, and he told me he really hoped he had a good shitty cock for me to clean. Bending me over the hood of his car he took my ass right then and there. Tore it open almost as I felt that manhood of his enter my shit hole with no lube. Boy I was in for one hell of a sore ass and bad taste in my mouth that day. But it was nice to get out of the crack house for once. And this guy had a nice baggy for me.
Cleaning Up My Mess!
It’s almost too easy. I can spot their a boys fetish by the books he’s reading in my favorite fucking spot between the shelves. “The history of LGBT women in the Americas” his book said. So I asked him if he’d like to see me eating the pussy of our intern and his dick was raging, almost bursting out of the zipper on his jeans. I didn’t have to say anything else to get him to bend me over and fuck me against the stacks. He fingered my asshole while fucking my pussy which was such a huge turn on. The only problem was that we made such a huge mess that I was going to have to clean up afterwards. Do you know how long it takes me to organize this section every day? Still it was so worth it, and I only have my slutty nature to blame for how disorganized this place is every day.
Happy Earth Day!
I am all for national holidays, believe you me. Especially today, it is earth day! And what do we do? We celebrate the many chemicals that come from nature. Even the ones that are toxic to nature! And what better way to celebrate the earth after you ingest or inhale the earth? Yes, you get high and then you fuck. Now I know it sounds like what I do every day, but who the fuck cares! On earth day I do so much more .. most of my guys make the herb really concentrated and dank for me. They know how to get me high and horny. When I get the special “Earth Day” special it really is an anything goes type of thing. Shit last year I woke up on a cum and urine soaked mattress with three thick black guys shoving their cocks in my mouth and cunt. I had no idea how long I had been there, and I had no idea how I had gotten there. Last thing I remember is being smoked out in the parking lot of the card room. And hours later being used and violated. I could feel cum being fucked out of my pussy as they rammed their dicks inside of me. Thinking back on that night, I could not wait to get my hands on another stash. I bet you would love to party with a whore like me! I’ll be up all night baby!Check our or menu of earth’s finest sluts!
Cum Hard For My Blonde Phone Sex
I am such a trashy cunt and I want do two things in this world. Make money, and have lots of cock. A friend of mine told me about this job that she has where she talks to guys on the phone. Like not just conversing with them like fucking them with her words. It took some convincing but I figured I would give it a try and see if I could make a quick buck. I went through an interview and then had the bitch from next door take some pictures of me for all the guys to gawk over. It was kind of hot really, picturing them drooling over my perky pierced titties. It turns out that blonde phone sex was pretty hot and guys loved that I was such a trashy slut. It was lots of fun and loved it when those perves would call in and pay me lots of money. I loved being their white trash cum dumpster who would sit on the other end of the phone and play with my pussy between my fingers envisioning all of the nasty things they would do to me and I would do to them. Of what a high I would get thinking about them striking their throbbing cocks on the other end of the phone. Mmm. Every time the phone rings my cunt gets excited and wets itself for my caller. I cannot wait for my next call and I hope it will be something nasty and fun.
Blonde Phone Sex Fun with a Dirty Cougar
Blonde phone sex whores have more fun! I may be blonde, but I’m not dumb. I know when a young stud wants some cougar cunt. My daughter’s young buff boyfriend stopped by to see her, knowing she was at school. He acted like he had a blonde moment, but I knew he was there to see me, not her. My daughter is a hot blonde too, but let’s face it, a young girl does not have the experience of a cougar. Her boyfriend was in need of some down and dirty fun without games, snuggling or boring “how was your day honey conversations.” Turns out I was in need of no strings attached hardcore fucking and boy batter.
“My daughter and I share everything, even cock,” I informed Jason. That was all I needed to say before his pants were around his ankles and his hard thick shaft was in his hand. My pretty pink dress suddenly became just cloth around my belly, as I started blowing him with such expertise he thought my mouth was a vacuum cleaner. “You need to teach her this move,” he said. It was my “Python Blowjob.” I just very slowly swallowed his dick down my throat inch by inch—like a python swallows its prey—while massaging his cock with my tongue. When I reached the base of his dick, I flicked my warm wet tongue on his nutsack, like a snake. See I’m no dumb blonde, I scored an A in the art of fellatio.
My head techniques got Jason rock hard. So strong, he hoisted me up in the air to fuck me standing up. I bounced up and down his cock creaming all over his thick dick. My daughter is lucky to have a boy friend who can fuck like a porn star, and has a cock worthy of one too. He wanted to show off his sexual prowess, so we fucked in all sorts of positions. “You’re a blonde sex goddess,” he moaned as he fucked my ass reverse cowgirl style. He tried to have another blonde moment when he just slipped his dick in my ass by accident. Lucky for him, I love my backdoor pounded and my asshole can handle even his sizable cock.
We were fucking on the couch when my daughter came home early from school. I thought she would be mad that I had not told her I turned her boyfriend into my boy toy. She stripped naked and joined us. “Two blondes are better than one,” she said. Jason could not have agreed more. It was pretty hot sharing him with my baby girl. I taught her my Python move, and when he came in her mouth, we snowballed his seed. Jason was able to get hard again quickly. Young bucks like him rarely have stamina issues and they require such little down time. Why do you think cougars love the young boys? The highlight for me was eating his cum out of my daughter’s twat while he fucked my ass. She got to, of course, suck his seed out of my asshole.
Two blondes are double your fun. When they are a kinky mommy daughter duo, well, that’s just heaven. Give me a call and see why blondes have more fun. And check out all the other blonde whores available to get dirty with you.
Book Worms!
Boys in the sexuality section of the library are like bugs caught in my fly trap. The can just smell my sweet nectar and can’t help but be lured in. I’ve even set up a specialty wrack on the shelves in the section so I can have good handle bars for the eventually fucking I’ll get. They’re already hard by the time a show up so having quickies is perfect. They all say the same thing, too. “Ms. Hazel, I had no idea you…” and before they can even get the next words out of their mouth I’ve got their stiff cock in my hands. I’ve even arranged the aisles to make a perfect little fuck room and I think the boys know it. They’ll wait around “reading” for hours waiting to cum on this innocent looking young lady. “The smart type” they’ll say, and a smart girl is what they want. I handle dicks like a scientist.
Treat Me Like Pig!
Finally I found someone to fuck me into the dirty and smear mud on my pussy to defile this whore body like it deserves. Let me tell you, he just simply degraded me. He fucking slapped my tits and railed me right out back of the truck stop where anyone could have walked up on us. It was so fucking nasty. I loved it. He wanted to turn me into one of his barnyard piggies like he was used to banging back home. I even got dirt in my cunt again which is a pain to clean up but while it’s happening I just love the raw and gritty feeling of a literal dirty cock in my snatch. He put his thumb in my ass and used my back as a grip while he man-handled me into ground. The fucking grass and rocks mixed with his cum inside of my mouth after he came into my open mouth. I actually had to eat dirt after taking his load in my mouth!