You know those ads on TV, the ones that play late night when there is no TV broadcasting. My favorites are the ones
that seem really stupid but you know you want it and would totally use it anyway. The one I have not figured out why they have not invented yes is an attachment dildo or vibrator for your phone. All it would have to do would be enhance the already super powerful vibrations of the cell phone. There has been countless times when I could not find a toy to fuck myself with when I was alone. Better yet, I have been in so many situations where I was
out in public and horny and wet and needed to relive my throbbing wet pussy. I am sick of having to ask my friend to mass text me for like 5 minutes so that I can shove my crappy Nokia in and out of my twat till I cum. I mean on top of that, who wants to go through all of the hassle to waterproofing your more expensive phones so you don’t fuck them up. It feels so good when your cell vibrates on your clitty too, I could see where needing a water proof device would come in handy for on the run squirters. I should invent it then I could be rich and loaded and leave the trailer park. Ha Ha. I would be the rich white trash bitch everyone would be jealous of.
Ring my bell
Weird Insertions with a Crack Whore Anal Slut
I’m not always a crack whore anal slut, but when I am, watch out because I turn into a freak show. I was partying with some younger girls in my trailer park last weekend. “I’ve got some great crack Bev, wanna party,” Taryn asked? I’m a daily pot and booze kind of woman, but if crack is offered up for free, why the fuck would I turn that shit down? After about an hour of hitting the pipe, we got to talking about life’s truly important questions. We waxed philosophical about all the weird ass shit we have crammed up our asses . It was our “this one time at band camp” moment.
Trailer park whores have no shame! Between the three of us, everything has been in our butts but the kitchen sink. I’ve had fists, huge cock, wine bottles, beer cans, base balls, four legged dick, a plunger, candles, every garden vegetable known to man, even a rifle shoved up my back door. “Girls, I can even shoot ping pong balls out my ass. I should be in the circus,” I laughed. Taryn and Ellie were in awe actually of my ass capacity. I explained to the girls they were half my age, with asses 10 times as tight. Of course they didn’t have my anal skill yet. Few do!
The more crack we smoked, the kinkier we felt. “Who wants to play a game I like to call ‘What’s up Your Ass,’ I inquired? They both couldn’t wait to take on the ass master. I broke out my economy size bottle of lube and gathered a few things from around the house. Ellie was up first. I got a big ass wine bottle and crammed the wide end in her ass first. Taryn had to hold her down. After a few more hits of the pipe and a couple Quaaludes, Ellie was fucking her own ass with it. She was grunting and sweating like a pig, however. But it was still a sight to see. This tiny little teen asshole being stretched beyond any capacity she imagined. I had to rub one out watching. Squirted all over her little body.
Taryn wanted to one up her BFF. So, in my wasted, perverted mind, I thought “double insertion.” I grabbed her phone and my phone, and shoved one in her cunt and the other in her ass. I shoved them completely inside her fuck holes too, this forced her to use her muscles to get them out . I poured some booze down her throat, and coached her like I was her Lamaze instructor. I kept yelling “Pushhhhhhhhh….even broke out into my wasted girl Salt N Pepa rap…. “Push it real good.” We were fucked up. With the right amount of drugs and coaching, anything is possible. Taryn shot that cell phone out her ass, and across my living room. It was like a train wreck. We couldn’t stop watching it. Ellie and I made her do it so many times, that she eventually shot both phones out her fuck holes.
We spent the rest of the day playing with one another’s asses and cramming all sorts of shit up our back doors. Of course we also spent the evening sitting on bags of frozen vegetables. The lives of druggie trailer park whores is never dull, that is for sure.
I am one nasty chick!
So the other day I was on the phone with one of my more regular callers and I was doing what he loves best – taking a fat shit with him on the phone. Well I was holding my phone real close to the toilet of course so he could hear it pushing out and plopping into the toilet…well I guess I was clumsy or something and it dropped right into the toilet! I stared in the toilet for only a moment, I’m no prude so I grabbed it right out. It of course was covered in the hot shit I had just pushed out but surprisingly seemed to still be working. My caller was even still on the phone! I knew he would love to know what I was doing so I let him know I had dropped my phone in my shit but I was going to lick it clean so not to worry. I knew this would drive him crazy! I began to slowly lick it up tasting it and making sure he heard me doing so. This was definitely not my first time tasting my shit, and it wouldn’t be my last either. I moaned and told him how it tasted, how it was still warm too. He told me to take some and rub it on my chest and my nipples so I did what he asked then put the phone back up to my ear – with shit still on it nonetheless. This was probably the best toilet play experience my caller had ever had, and I was having fun too hearing him rub his hard cock and taking his orders through each moan. I knew it wouldn’t be long for him to explode! So I hurried up and peed in a cup holding the phone so he could still hear but of course not dropping it this time…and I took a couple sips and poured it all over my already filthy body. At the same time he came hard and I smiled, I did tell you after all that I’m known as the nasty girl.
Roaming Charges
There I was, minding my own business, just having a few too many at the park when this happened. I was dressed up for spring and what better way to show off my thrift store find but to go to the park and take in the beauty all around me. Actually our park is just a few square feet up next to some trees that are on the edge of a parking lot, but whatever. A park is a park. I was sitting on the bench, knocking a few back when Junior drove by, he beeped his horn and shouted, “Show’em those tits of yours Ella!” Since I had about six beers in me, I did just that…right when the sheriff was rounding the corner. Junior laughed, the sheriff however did not.
Now I am in the back of the sheriff’s car, along with another guy. I have seen him around town, but not that often. He told the sheriff that he didn’t want to share a car with me, the sheriff replied, “Tough shit.” On the way to the station a cell phone started to ring. It wasn’t mine because mine was in my purse on the front seat with the Sheriff. I looked at the guy next to me and he was sweating like crazy. The sheriff pulled over, got out and opened up my door. He looked down at me and told me that he wanted the phone. I told him that it wasn’t me and then it rang again, we both looked at Charles.
Charles stared straight ahead. The sheriff closed my door then went to the side Charles was seated on. The sheriff asked Charles were the phone was. Charles didn’t say a word, the phone just kept on ringing and we realized that Charles was sitting on it. The sheriff pulled him out of the car but there was no cell phone on the seat, but it kept ringing…or Charles’ ass kept ringing I should say. Charles apparently stuck his wife’s cell phone up his ass so later he could shit it out because she was texting some guy on it and he caught her.
Instead of going to the jailhouse, we all made a stop at the local hospital where Charles had to have the cell phone removed from his ass. I thought this is was about the funniest thing I had ever experienced. The sheriff and I just chatted while we were waiting. I’ll tell you something. I have never put something like a cell phone up my ass, I don’t need to, because if I want something bulky then I know a few guys whose cocks would do the trick.
Paying The Tax Man
It had been a great night at the club! I had made a ton of cash but had spent most of it on some candy! I don’t remember too much but I must have been a good night because there was some ugly man sprawled out in my bed, reeking of cum and whiskey!
Maybe if I do a few shots and hit that pipe again, I can get rid of this damn hangover!
It was getting to be late in the morning and I was pretty fucked up again when I heard a knock on the door. Probably that guy forgot something when he left. I didn’t see the need in putting anything on. Hell, he had already violated every fucking hole I have! But it wasn’t him at all. Some suit guy!
I squinted as I looked up and asked him if I could help him. He said that I was past due on my taxes and he was there to serve me with papers to repo. the trailer! What the hell!
I left him standing there and went to the kitchen and grabbed the bottle. The room started to spin so I flopped down on the couch.
He walked over to me and set his brief case down. He ran his hands across my tits and said that maybe we could work something out. I was about to pass out when he shoved his cock in my mouth! I was so drunk, all I could do was lay there. So he flipped me over and stuffed my sloppy wet cunt with that cream stick, drilling me so hard, I thought it would come out of my throat!
He shot that load so deep I could almost taste it!
He didn’t stop until he had dumped his load in every gaping hole!
My lifeless body lay there dripping with thick cream and wet cum farts blowing out of my ass.
He put his papers back in his brief case and told me that I had just bought myself a little time.
He said he would be back in a few days to collect what owed with interest!
I love being a cum whore! Maybe I should hold out on paying for a few more visits!
Hookers for Hire: BJ and Hadley
I was at my regular watering hole hanging with some of the biker regulars when Hadley came in. These guys were whooping and howling for the fine piece of trailer trash ass. Once she was heading back to the girls room I followed her back and offered her some blow. As she was taking her line I asked how she felt like joining me as a couple hookers for hire to service the guys.
This whore was totally into me and was pretty wasted already, so the rest was easy. I conferred with her and coaxed her into coming back to the guys and set up a sweet deal for these horny fucks. We presented the idea to them and they were pulling out the green and shoving it down our shirts. We took off on the back of their bikes and headed off for some hot ass fucking fun.
Back at a sleazy ass crack house the guys kept as their “club house” we smoked some blunts, snorted some crank and got fucked hard. Hadley and I started the guys off with a little two girl action making out and stripping each other while cooing the guys on. Well I was slipping my tongue up her sweet little slit as I felt a nice hard cock slam into my sopping wet snatch.
We fucked hard, sucked the cum dry from these guys and drained their fucking wallets and took off with a nice stash of their drugs. These guys were passing out left and right by the time we finished them off. I hailed us a cab and brought my new hooker phone sex buddy home where we divided up the goods.
We made out like bandits.
Anal sex whore Melanie is Fucked!

Being an anal sex whore got me fucked up and I landed in fucking rehab! I was starting to feel the need to get high again. Fucking rehab was retarded! I knew as soon as I got out of detox I was going to be right back at it again. The only reason I ended up here was because I was so high when that fucking cop was asking me questions , he brought me here instead of taking me to juvenile detention. Its amazing what a good cock suck will get you out of!. Well, it was time for me to get the fuck out of here and get back to fucking and sucking God Damn cock! I was trying to do just that by sweet talking this fucking doctor in giving me my release papers. I crossed my legs and tried to make these flirtatious eyes with him while he filled out my report. I smiled brightly and said I was going to be ok. Anything to get the fuck out of there and back to the real world! Quickly stamping my release, I backed towards the door when he grabbed me! Pushing my head down to his cock he unzipped his pants and pushed me towards his cock! I think I was a little stunned but not surprised after all on one of my dates I think he was a John. I couldn’t say for sure. I was totally high most of the time. Taking him further into my mouth made me realize how horny I was. I tried to swallow him whole!
Pushing me off of his cock, and slapping me in the face I landed against the wall. This guy loved slapping you and then ramming his cock so far up your ass you thought you would need stitches after! Grunting and panting relentlessly was one of the things about him that turned me on. Also the fact that he called me a trashy slut. Nothing can turn you on more than the truth. I wasn’t going to lie about who I was! Quickly releasing his seed in my gaping hole he backed away kissed me on the forehead and signed my discharge papers. Melanie was back on the street and ready to get high again! I saw a car rolling by and saw your head poke out! “Hey baby I said you looking for a date?” Noticing the Jack Daniel’s and the meth on the floor I knew that this was going to be the start of a long night and couldn’t wait for the results!























