A blonde fucking whore knows how to party. I crashed an Easter party last night. It was a bunch of teens drinking and smoking pot. It was not so much an Easter party as an excuse for teens to party. The mom of the host is a stripper, and she was out making money on the pole. She is not the kind of mom that minds if her son has a kegger or bangs the old cougar from the trailer park. Her son is hung. I may not have been officially invited to the kegger, but no one minded when my skanky ass walked up and asked for a beer. The host joked that I must bring something to drink for free. I know its ass or grass, no one rides for fee. I offered up blowjobs. The line for my blowjobs was longer that the beer line. That is because I am a cum guzzling slut. I am legendary in the trailer park from the boys to the men for my cock sucking talents. I was chugging back cum like it was beer. Cum is better than beer to me. I would rather be drunk on cum than any other liquid. I did drink some beer and I did do some pot, but mostly I drained Easter eggs. I still can taste the cum. In fact, I have been belching up cum bubbles all day because I drank so much jizz last night.
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White Trash Phone Sex Easter
White trash phone sex Easter is approaching. I am not religious at all. But every year I host an Easter egg hunt in my trailer park. It is just an excuse to get cute little angels running around. Last Easter, not as many little ones came out because it was the beginning of the pandemic. That was in my favor. The ten little ones that came out for Easter baskets came over after the hunt. I told their parents I would feed them, and we would watch an Easter movie. Not my fault parents trust me with their precious cargo. I might be a mother myself, but I am trashy milf who loves little girl and boy parts. I spiked their lemonades and within an hour I had them naked. I made a homemade brat porn. Hey, don’t judge me. The money I made off those little videos paid all my bills and bought me a lot of coke this past year. Turns out the phone sex business was busy, and the bottom never fell out. I did not need to worry about money, but I still plan on doing the same thing this Easter. I will have even more little ones. For trailer park parents it is just an excuse to get rid of their brats for a day and do whatever the fuck they want like sleep, fuck or party. For me, it will be another money-making opportunity. I will be doing this on a larger scale. I have more than twice as many little ones. My daughter and son will be helping me. Coordinating the fucking of about 20 little ones requires more than just me. The same guys who bought my last Easter surprise videos want to pay me more for new material. I always thought of myself as a druggy porn star not a druggy pornographer. But as it turns out, I have a real eye for young talent.
Every Girl in My Family is an Anal Sex Whore
I am an anal sex whore. I have been for ions. Since before I could talk, I took cock in the ass. I am raising my girls to be anal whores too. I am nicer than my sperm doner or mother were, however. My darlings live in luxury. I was raised in a dingy one-bedroom trailer in the hills of West Virginia. My room was an old pop-up camper in the back yard. I slept on a dirty mattress and had not a single toy. I was a whore from the get-go. My daughters have toys and electronics. They each have their own room equipped with the best beds. They have their own bathrooms too. That is because daddy and I put the money they earn back into them. My folks put the money my tight holes made them in their arms. They were strung out on heroin and meth. I just do coke and pot. Another difference between my upbringing and that of my sexy prostitutes is that my angels did not start the moment they came out of me. Daddy and I love our little whores. Plus, you do not want used up holes on such marketable little sluts. The goal is not to make a ton of cash quickly, but steady money over time. And high paying clients want pristine little fuck holes. The guys I had to fuck as a little girl hooker did not even know what pristine meant. Seriously, they shoved their cocks in any of my holes and came when I cried. Daddy and I keep our girls in good shape, especially those pink assholes men crave so much. I was not trained to be an anal whore, but I have trained my girls. Practice makes perfect. Practice keeps puckered buttholes tight. Now I have a small army of anal whores. Each girl loves to be an anal cum dumpster for you.
Sweet Slutty Daughters
It’s been a long time since I enjoyed some quality fuck time with my favorite daughter. Of course I have a favorite one of my little slutkins; how could I not? They all have their talents. One is possibly going to turn out as a better anal cum dumpster than I am. She loves to get stretched on out like the filthy slut she is. She cries that it burns, but it makes her pussy wet.
Another of my whores has no gag reflex, so we’ve trained her up to be the cock swallowing queen of the neighborhood. She can take absolutely any girth, any length, right in her slutty little gullet. Even the BBC boys who come around are shocked to see the pythons she slips inside of her. And then, there was my sweet little angel.
She has the most delicious little peach fuzz pussy I’ve ever tasted, and I simply can’t keep my tongue or my fingers away from her. I love the little sounds she makes as she tries to resist cumming. She squirms, and that makes my pussy drip. Mommy has a nasty little appetite, and only my slutkins can fill it.
A Trashy MILF and a Virgin Boy
I love being a trashy milf. I have a reputation as a nasty cougar in my trailer park. I live up to that reputation too. There was a knock on my door late last night. I was in booty shorts and a wife beater. No bra of course, I was at home. I was watching TV and drinking beer. It was my night off and I just wanted to chill and get wasted. I stumbled to the door, and a young man was standing in front of me. Young teen boy, but cute. He had that boyish charm that gets my cunt dripping. He told me that he had heard I like boys his age and I can help make him a man. I was slurring when I told him to come on in. I had him take his clothes off so I could see what I was working with. He had a surprisingly big dick for his age. I asked about his daddy because you know if junior is hung, daddy likely is too. Sadly, his father was just a sperm donor. I would never meet him, but I had junior to make a man. And that is just what I did too. I sucked his young dick until he was fully erect. At his age, the wind would give him a stiff pecker. I hopped on his dick and road him cowboy stye. I just needed spurs. His dick felt amazing inside of my pussy. I was drunk but I could still feel his cock pulsating in my old cunt. He gave me a cum filled cunt. I gave him his first notch in his belt. I think young boys should lose their virginity to older women. We can teach them a few things. Plus, we let them put their cocks in all our holes.
Naughty Phone Sex Sluts
Phone sex sluts have the best lives. I think that is because to be a dirty phone whore you cannot be a choir girl, you know. I have a dirty lifestyle. Born and raised in a trailer park. My mom was a hooker when dad went on the road. She loved big black cocks. She passed that love on to me. I was the only daughter with no siblings, but if I had a brother, I have no doubt she would have fucked him just like I fuck my boy. I mean it is not rocket science. You have a horny teen in the house as you enter your sexual peak. It is like why not fuck your horny son. You are both horny at the same time. When I started fucking my son, I knew my mother would approve. Sadly, she never knew her grandson or granddaughter, but I make sure I tell them she was a trashy milf like me. They would have loved to play with grandma. I have had to be both daddy and mommy to them, but they turned out better than me. They both graduated high school and I was a drop out. They fucked each other like monkeys when in school together. I just had to spy on my mom with her clients. They both play with mommy and party with mommy too. They have good jobs and will help their old whore mommy out when she gets too old to do things on her own. All I must do is send a 911 text and my son comes over with coke if I am out and a hard dick to take care of me too. When I send a 911 text to my daughter, she brings weed and beer and usually a hung friend of hers for us to share. I have a life naughty enough to make me perfect for no taboo phone sex.
Hooker Phone Sex for Any Age
In my family, we enjoy hooker phone sex. Age does not matter when it comes to being a whore. All the girls can make daddy and me money. Our daughters take loads of spunk in their pretty bald cunts. They have grown to love cum. I have been taking loads of jizz in my holes since I was learning to crawl. I was a young whore and that is how I am raising my girls. Men need to drain their balls. They crave young tight holes. My husband and I just offer them a service. We have three sons too, but we raised them differently. Each girl is taught to be a cum dumpster. Each boy is taught to be a cum dumper.
My youngest son overheard me telling one of his sisters she was going to be a good little cum dump for mommy’s special friend one day many years ago. He got jealous. Baby brothers want to be like their big siblings. When I explained that his sisters were Lolita hookers who makes a lot of money for this family, he begged to be part of the fun. Daddy and I placed a few ads on the dark net and offered up his sweet ass for cock. Turns out many dirty old men wanted to fuck a tight little boy ass and pay good money to do it. I knew there were plenty of p daddies who wanted my young daughters’ fuck holes, but I did not realize how many dirty old p men wanted young boy ass too. Now, he is one of the most in-demand hookers for hire daddy and I have in our posse of whores. I take him to no tell motels and pimp out his baby boy ass several times a week. Men pay just as much money to cum in a boy’s ass as they do to spew their seed inside a young cunnie. I am working on my older boys to join the whore posse, but they say only if they can bang mature sexy women. My youngest boy might be gay or at least bisexual. Daddy and I do not care. We are making bank off his ass and he is loving every moment.
Make Me Cum or Get Outta My Cunt
You think you have a magic cock, don’t you!
All of the girls you have ever been with tell you it is so big and you are so good!
And you know they mean it because they breathlessly scream and moan while you are pushing that bulging monster meat inside their tight pussies!
And you know you are a fucking God because they cum so hard!
They would Never Fake It!
Right…..
It’s not your fault…I hate to be the one to tell you this but…..brace yourself….Women Lie!
I have had a lot of giant juicy dicks pounding my sweet cunt so I know what makes me scream and moan…..
And I am not going to lay there with you poking and prodding at my pretty pussy and then fake moan for your ego!
Make me cum!
Make my mean it!
Use that hard cock the way it was intended and fuck my pussy until it squirts all over your tight nuts!
Kiss my neck, suck on my large hard nipples, lick my clit until my thighs shake and fuck my tight hard ass!
Show me what you got and I will tell you if you have a magic cock!
Just keeping it real, babe!