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White Trash Phone Sex Reunion

white trash phone sexWhite trash phone sex is for men who like a redneck woman. I am no fancy talker. I barely graduated high school and when I did, I was pregnant. The father of my son is not my ex-husband, but a teacher I banged to be able to graduate. My reputation as trailer trash in my community goes back decades. I was a trouble maker as a teen girl. My mother was a whore and we would turn tricks together. Sex sells. I would use the money I made whoring to score coke. I have no regrets in my youth. I partied and fuck hard. I still do too. Thirty some years after high school, I am still fucking guys I am not supposed to and getting high. Just now, I can’t get preggers. Men love that they can cum in me and not become a daddy. My high school reunion was last week. I almost didn’t go, but I thought why the fuck not. I couldn’t believe it, but Mr. Fetcko was there. That is the teacher who banged me up against his desk after school for a year. He is in his 70s now and retired, but still has an eye for the young ones. I took my son and daughter to the reunion and that old pervert was all over my daughter like a cheap suit. You should have seen his expression when he met my son. He knew he was the baby daddy with just one look. I never went after him for support, because I married a trucker the next year. Mt Fetcko had a hard on for my daughter. I think he was hoping she was his fuck trophy too, but she is my ex-husband’s girl. At least I think so.  I told him if he wanted to fuck my daughter, he had to fuck me too. Old geezer followed us to a bathroom and fucked us both with his old dick. He had gray pubes, but his dick had no issues getting hard. Of course, he was fucking a hot trashy milf and her daughter.  We could get a dead guy hard.

Trashy Milf BJ Loves To Party Hard

If you like a partying whore that’s a trashy milf well you found one! That’s right, kneeling before you with your big ole dick in my mouth as you throat fuck my face hole is so fucking hot for me after we do some fat fucking rails. God Damn I love when that shit burns my nose and the way it feels in the back of my throat… love it as much as your dickhead slipping down my throat.

My cunt is so fucking wet just thinking about taking some dick and getting some real partying and fucking going on! You know I’m kinda always ready to fuck and suck dick especially with some nose candy added to that mix. So what do you say? Feel like fucking?

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Bill Again

White trash phone sexI know I just did a blog about Bill, But this man keeps surprising the hell out of me. He came over again today to fuck me. There was really no hello how are you conversation. He came in and went straight for stripping off the little clothes I had one. Pushed me on my knees and shoved his cock in my mouth. As he was mouth fucking me, he let me know that the bitch 5 trailer down was a tighter whore then I was. But she was not the quality of whore I was. Pretty sweet compliment for a gal my age. I have had all sorts of stretching objects in my cunt plus hundreds and hundreds of cocks. So how could I possibly be as tight as her.

Dirty Phone Sex with a Cum Whore

dirty phone sexDirty phone sex girls have the best experiences. I have done all the taboo things your wife won’t even consider. That is why women like me do so well in this kind of business. I guess you could consider me a phone sex wife. I am the ultimate taboo fantasy, because I encourage incest. I also encourage and support any and all kinds of kinky fetishes. In my home, we each have our own kink. It is no secret that I enjoy boy cock, coke and being watched. I am also a cum whore. My husband had a holiday party this weekend for some business associates.  I was happy to be the naughty hostess. I wanted something special from each man there. I wanted them to cum in a pitcher. I wasn’t suggesting that they jack off in the pitcher. That would be rude. I am a good host. I blew them and gave out hand jobs like they were candy. I told our guests that I needed jizz for the family eggnog. I don’t use eggs in our special holiday drink. When the men learned that my young daughters would be drinking their sperm, many donated twice. I am a cum dumpster, raising a family of cum dumpsters. Milk does a body good, especially man milk. Want to feed my slutlkins some of your milk?

This Trailer Trash Whore is the Life of a Party

trailer trash whoreI’m such a trailer trash whore, but I am not ashamed of it. Some will argue that I am proud to be a skank. I will agree to that.  I went to a Christmas party last night with my son. It was for his office. He didn’t introduce me as his mother, however. To his coworkers and his boss, I was his girlfriend. He wanted them to think he was banging a skanky old broad. He is banging a skanky old broad, it is just that I am his mother too. He has a legitimate job. He must wear a suit and tie. At one time these guys would have been called yuppies. Not sure if that is still a term. The party was boring. I wasn’t sure why my son wanted a trailer trash whore as a date at a young professionals’ party. Once the eggnog was passed around, it became clear. When those boys get drunk they get horny. Horny as fuck. They were a different group when drunk. Now, it was clear that I was there for entertainment. I’m always drunk or high, usually both, so now I felt more comfortable. I got on top of a table and did a sexy striptease. Before the party was over, every one of my son’s coworkers, even his boss, had fucked my cunt and my ass. If you have a boring holiday party to attend this season, bring a dirty old tramp like me. Then you can have some fun.

Making My Rounds

Nasty phonesex Whenever I am horny and there is no right on the spot cock for me to fuck. I know exactly what I have to do. I walk around the trailer park in just a bikini and nothing more. And the smaller the better. I will pretend to bend over to look at some pretty flowers. Or lean up against a tree. Giggles ya know being a little cock tease when I know I have eyes on me. I will do this for about an half hour. Then slowly walk back to my trailer. And without fail within 15 minutes or so I will have knocks at the door. And yes by that time I am so ready for some cock that I answer the door naked and ready to fuck.

Trashy MILF Loves Being a Whore for Boys

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF. I have a certain reputation I must uphold. After Thanksgiving dinner, my youngest son asked if he could invite some a friend over to play video games. I am always okay with young boys in the house if the boys’ parents are cool with it. Some parents know my reputation and won’t let their boys near me. Others know and don’t care; then some are clueless. My son told me I needed to be on good behavior because this boy come from a “classy home.” I laughed at him because most people think he comes from a classy home too. I explained to him that incest happens in all kinds of homes and he would be surprised what some of his friends do behind closed doors. His friend came over and I knew the boy.  My son just didn’t know. This boy’s father has fucked my youngest daughter. Paid good money for her pussy too. I know my son wanted me to be a proper mommy to his guest, but that was because he foolishly believed he had proper parents. His folks were no different from us. I kind of hate pretentious folks. This boy’s dad is a P man, yet he is acting holier than thou around my son. According to my son, this ass hat called me a trailer trash whore. I am not denying it, but coming from a man who paid money for my daughter’s jailbait pussy, its seemed hypocritical. I decided to live up to my moniker. I sat naked, spread wide in a chair in the recreation room. I masturbated in front of the boys. My son was embarrassed, but his friend thought it was hot. I didn’t burst his bubble about his daddy, but I took his virginity. I told him to brag to his daddy too about getting  milf pussy. He fucked my daughter. I fucked his son. We were even. People act like I am ashamed to be called a whore. I love it and I live up to the name too.

We were hookers for hire!

hookers for hireMe and my friend got real fuckin wasted last night and decided to be hookers for hire! We needed more money to keep the party going so we just got dressed in these real slutty outfits and took a bunch of skanky pics and posted them online and within 10 minutes we had our first offer! This guy was old and his dick only half worked but he had money and party favors so who cares right? We sucked and fucked that half hard chub for a few hours just to stay fucked up! After he left tho, we got the best offer. This group of black guys wanted to make us their whores and they were bringing drugs and cash so we were all about it. They had us begging for mercy! Their cocks were huge and their drugs were the best, I was about to sign my life away to them if only they would keep handing em out! Honestly, it was the best night ever!

Thanksgiving Anal Cum Dumpster

anal cum dumpsterSeeing how it is Thanksgiving, I thought it would be appropriate to get some stuffing this morning. I was feeling super horny. I am not a holiday woman. Not that I don’t appreciate the holidays and what they stand for, it is just I am not exactly Betty Crocker. My husband, whom I adore, hired a cook this Thanksgiving. That meant I could slave away for hours in the bedroom, not the kitchen. I was an anal cum dumpster while our cook was preparing a wonderful feast for us. While she was slaving in the kitchen, my three sons, the gardener’s boy and a few neighborhood boys were stuffing my ass full of boy gravy while my husband watched. Our daughters joined in too. They like a good ass stuffing too. They also helped daddy drain his giblets. He was full of man sauce. It is the holidays. You should be draining your giblets and stuffing some young birds too. This was the best Thanksgiving ever thanks to my husband and my offspring. It is much better to work up a sweat getting stuffed in the ass than sweating your ass off over a stove. If you want to have some dirty phone sex this Thanksgiving, give this old bird a call. I will be getting fucked and doing lines of coke all day long.

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Druggy Phone Sex Whore BJ

Druggy Phone Sex

So what, I have an addictive personality and my two favorite addictions are tied up in one call for druggy phone sex. I love my drugs and my fucking and yes I love cock the most. We get so fucking high and horny there is no fucking turning back until we come dammit and what has my pussy squirting is taking a nce fuck rod up the ass and one in my cunt. I love double penetration and it makes me come so god damned hard it’s like a fucking geyser.

You know the most taboo fucks you can think of that get you off? Well call me and share them with me and I will ensure to assist you in fully draining those damned balls of yours.