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Masturbating with scat in the toilet

Masturbating with scat… Mmmmmm, what could be more fun?. I mean I just cannot help it when I feel like I have the runs and I really need to go to the bathroom, I purposely take my time so I shit my pants. I love it when it fills up my panties and runs up into the front. I get off on the warm and gooey sensation as it rides up my pussy lips and slowly hits my clit. I love the way the stench and the aroma of shit slowly fills my nostrils until it burns. About this time I am almost to the bathroom and have my hand in my panties trying to pull the crap forward as I rub my cit and rub all that warm brown liquid in using it as my lube to finger fuck myself.

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When I get to the bathroom I take my time and orgasm over and over from the smell and the feel of the texture in my hand as I shove that shit straight up into my pussy and then lick my fingers.

Golden Shower Sex Stories

golden shower sex storiesDo you like golden shower sex stories? I am a dirty whore, so no surprise I like bathroom play every now and then. I find water sports to be an effective punishment for disobedient little girls. My middle daughter had some school girls spend the night Friday. Cute little things, but spoiled brats. No manners whatsoever. The little brats were sisters. They complained that all I had was instant lemonade. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade like their mother makes. I apologized sarcastically for not being a Stepford wife. They complained about me mocking their mother. I know their mother. She hasn’t been fucked since Clinton was president. She needs a stiff dick up her cunt and two up her ass to remove the sticks. I am sure you know the type. I decided her evil spawn needed taught a lesson. I am a dominant mommy. Little girls don’t sass or disobey me without consequences. They wanted fresh squeezed lemonade? I gave it to them. Sent my oldest boy to the market to get the supplies. Then, I had all the folks in the house, which was three sons, one husband, one mommy and 3 daughters piss in a pitcher. I squeezed two lemons into the piss filled pitcher, added a ton of sugar and served it to the little whores. They guzzled down a family’s piss like it was the best shit ever. I just laughed inside and smiled at their stupidity. They got sassy with me after guzzling down the special homemade lemonade. “You see it is not that hard to be a good mom,” one of them smirked. Well, I am a good mom. Just ask anyone of my little angels. A good mom doesn’t slave in the kitchen making fresh squeezed lemonade. She slaves in the bedroom sucking cock, eating pussy and teaching her little ones how to fuck her and each other. I’m more than a good mommy. I am a trashy MILF.

Hot Stripper Sex Like No Other!!

Baby girl had a sleepover a little while back, and I had so much fun with it. She had 3 friends from school, and when it was time to take a bath, they all wanted to take one together. So, being the awesome mommy that I am, I brought them in my master bath and filled up the garden tub for them. As they got undressed, I couldn’t help myself. Hot stripper sexI watched them each strip down to nothing. All those nubile young bodies so close together in my bathroom. They all climbed into the tub, and asked me to bathe them. Well, you know I wasn’t about to turn that down. I started with their legs, working my way up them to the very tight little cunts. I barely avoided that area, skimming around to their hips and up their little bodies to their perfect little nipples. I soaped those up, running the cloth lightly over them to make sure they stood out really nicely. When I finally got back down to their little pussies, I put a little more soap on the cloth. I wanted a nice, sudsy lather. I washed up and down their little gashes, paying particular attention to their little clits, until they each came. We moved their naked, clean bodies from the bathroom to the bedroom, and continued our night of fun.

He is so obsessed with my ass!

anal sex whoreHe is so obsessed with my ass I swear! Every day he wants pics of it, he wants to touch it, lick it and fuck it! But don’t get me wrong, I’m not complaining one little bit! I love all the attention I get from him… and I love being his nasty little anal sex whore too! Seeing how turned on he gets just from looking at my ass is hot but feeling how hard that cock is when he starts licking it is even better. His cock is just so big and fat and that massive love tool gets so so hard for me, who wouldn’t be turned on by that? Man, it feels so fucking good when he slides it in my tight little puckered love hole too, I’ve never been so filled up before! I cum over and over again every time… and even tho he makes me so sore that I can hardly sit down after, I still never want to give up that dick!

My Trashy MILF Morning

trashy MILFThis trashy MILF got a rather unexpected delivery today. My daughter apparently ordered some shit from Amazon, because right as I was about to cum, the door bell rung. I was watching this hot porn gang bang.  A MILF like me taking on about 30 college boys. The guy was in a UPS uniform looking fine. I’m no different from any other woman in that respect. Men in uniform are hot; even a UPS uniform. I answered the door naked with my fingers smelling like my juicy cunt. I signed for the package and then grabbed his package pulling him into the house. “You interrupted my cum, so the way I see it, you owe me one,” I said with confidence. He looked at me like a deer in the head lights.  I bent over the foyer table, spread my legs and ordered him to eat my sloppy wet pussy. He didn’t speak, but he did as he was told like a good boy. He couldn’t have been more than 20. He got on his knees behind me. He spread open my ass cheeks and started to tongue my shit box. Kinky boy. He bypassed my twat. He clearly had an ass fetish. That boy was digging for gold but all he would find would be cum. I didn’t stop him. I am an anal sex whore. I don’t care what you put up my ass, I love it. I let him fuck me of course. I just made him reach around and rub my clit so I could get that cum that he interrupted earlier.  I came hard; so did he. He went back on his route as I waited for my daughter to come home so she could lick the cum out of my ass. We are all cum whores in this family.

Trailer Trash Whore Meets Her Match

trailer trash whoreI’m a trailer trash whore. That means I have no morals and no limits. I recently inherited a dog from my daughter. She decided he was too much responsibility. I decided he was a boy magnet. Young ones love furry creatures. I have started walking Buster at the park near me. It is where all the boys in the trailer park play. Today, a young boy asked me if he could pet my dog. My response? “That’s not all you can pet honey.” He didn’t know what I meant. Poor thing was still a virgin and clueless about heavy petting. I asked him back to my trailer to help me feed Buster. Oh, to be that young and naïve again! Wait, I was never that naïve. I spiked his lemonade just in case he put up a fight. I didn’t think he would. Who wouldn’t love a trashy MILF fucking them? Turns out, I didn’t need to spike his drink. The little boy was a player. As soon as he sat down on the couch he was like, “So we going to fuck or what?” I was pleasantly shocked. I never saw that one coming. He informed me every boy in the neighborhood knows about the cougar in Lot C who loves boy cock. I accidently on purpose knocked over the rest of his lemonade so he would not be too out of it to fuck. I stripped so we could get down to business. He was no virgin. That little boy knew what he was doing. Turns out he hangs out at the park to seduce sexy mature women. He has been fucking his momma since his dick could twitch. He just likes to sample other hot MILFs. I got played good, but it was all worth it because he was a hot fuck.

Cum slut phone sex with Caroline

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Went to the gym today to keep this sexy body nice and firm. There was this sexy girl in the showers along with me. I had to taste her pussy. I slammed her against the wall and started licking that pussy right away. She grabbed my hair and smashed my face all the way inside. I licked her swollen cunt until she creamed all over my face. Her juices were so sweet! I stuck my fingers in deep as my tongue swirled around her clit. She pulled my hair even more. I love my hair pulled, makes me feel like such a dirty slut. She lays me down and sticks her head between my thighs. She sticks her fingers in and fucks me hard. I cum almost instantly. Suddenly she stops, she climbs on top of me and sticks her tongue in my mouth. We are really going at it as she rubs her pussy against mine. I really like this. We fuck each other in unison as we cum at the same time. That was the best time I’ve ever had at the gym.

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Blonde Fucking Whore

blonde fucking This blonde fucking whore was a dirty soccer mom this morning. My daughter is a nanny. She was going to be late getting her little charge to his soccer practice because she partied too late last night. She is not quite the seasoned party whore her mama is; at least not yet. I told her I would drive him to school. I didn’t mind. Young boys in little shorts getting all aggressive? Fuck yes. That show was foreplay for me. Watching those little guys get all hot and sweaty got me all hot and bothered. While they were in the locker room cleaning up after practice, I snuck in so I could see all those young peckers. I got busted by the coach. He didn’t seem surprised. I guess I just scream trashy MILF. He wasn’t happy either, so I blew him. Men can’t resist head from any woman, especially not a dirty old cougar who can suck the polish off silver. The coach struggled being quite as I was giving him the best head of his life. My daughter’s charge and his team mates came to see what the fuss was about. One boy said to Ian, “Isn’t that your babysitter?” He responded proudly, “That’s her mom. Isn’t she great?” All the boys lined up behind their coach. They wanted their cocks sucked too. Now the coach had a decent dick. It was bigger and thicker than any of the boy’s young wieners, but it was hairy. I like hairless cocks and balls. I know I am a pervert, but it is the naughty aspect of blowing young boys that turns me on. The taste of their boy batter is pretty yummy. Their nuts smell good too. I satisfied the fuck out of the coach. Enough so that he didn’t give a rat’s ass about me blow banging his soccer team.  I think I need to become a nanny to a very young boy!

Trashy MILF Trailer Orgy

trashy milfI love being a trashy MILF.  If other women don’t know how to have fun, well I do. I never pass up an opportunity to get dirty and party. A friend invited me to her Oscar party last night. Now, this was no swank affair.  It was a trailer park party. It was just an excuse to drink, do coke and fuck. She is a stripper mommy, so she invited some girls from the club. I invited my son and daughter. I love to party with them. I actually love having folks watch me get wildly inappropriate with them. This stripper mom is a total whore, but she won’t fuck her son. She will gangbang a bunch of strangers for some cash, but draws the line at doing her own boy? I decided she needed to see me fuck my son to realize how hot it is to  fuck your own offspring. My son knows she is fond of wine, so he put a bunch of Spanish Fly in the bottle.

phone sex lineThe party was already going when we arrived. People were doing lines of coke off the coffee table. After a glass of my wine, the ladies were blowing cock too. When in Paris, right? I unzipped my son’s pants so I could show those whores how to really have fun. My friend’s son was there watching me blow my boy. I knew that look he had too. It was the , “I wish you were my mommy,” look. My daughter took care of him.  I think the Spanish Fly kicked in with our host, because she was soon pushing my daughter off of her son’s cock so she could blow him. Wicked hot to see her finally being a true dirty whore. We didn’t watch the Oscars. We just had a trailer park orgy. My phone sex line is always open for taboo fun. Just like my legs

Freaky Phone Sex with a Blasphemous Bitch

freaky phone sexFreaky phone sex stories are the best to share. Freaky is in the eye of the beholder of course. I mean what is freaky to you might be regular sexual escapades for me. I know I  love hardcore anal and lots of cum as in bukkae cum, but some of my female friends would never  engage in either. One of the freaky things I like to do is fuck my pussy and ass with crosses.  I am a blasphemous bitch I guess.  I never was in a church as a little girl. I was a prisoner of my parent’s trailer; a sex slave until my husband rescued me. Now he didn’t rescue me for religious reasons. I wasn’t saved for God. He wanted a kinky wife who would birth him brats to fuck and pimp out. I was saved to be a trashy MILF! But, he did take me to church on occasion because he said it was good for his reputation as a legitimate business man to be seen at church on occasion. The first time he took me, I was high as a kite. My coke was laced with PCP, so I was extra freaky. I grabbed one of the crosses off the wall and fucked myself with it. Now, I didn’t do it in front of the congregation. I didn’t jeopardize my husband’s wheeling and dealing. I did, however, do it in front of some little ones in a Sunday school room. I gave them a lesson on how Mary was a whore.  You should have seen their faces! Little ones need those kinds of eye opening, honest lessons. Don’t you agree? Every now and again, I make a church appearance to fuck my cunt with a cross, but I do it at home regularly in front of my own brood. They love the fact that their momma is a nasty freak. What is freaky to you? Maybe you can teach me about a new freaky fetish?