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Toilet sex is nasty dirty fun!

toilet sexToilet sex…do you know what that can mean? It can mean so many different things, do you know what kind of things end up in a toilet? It’s always getting it all…the piss, the shit, the puke and the cum. It’s really a nasty thing but a girl like me loves that kind of stuff. The smells, the being so filthy and dirty in so many nasty fucking ways. I like to suck and choke on a cock until I am puking then eat that puke until he cums in my mouth and we do it all over again. Or until he pushes his cock into my tight ass that is pushing out a fat stinky load out. I love my ass being spread wide for a big dump to come out onto a huge dick. It isn’t long after that I am covering him in my piss and he is doing the same for me. A tasty treat to end our toilet sex.

Check out our cheap phone sex specials!

cheap phone sexDo you know what’s not shitty? Our cheap phone sex specials. We have a couple year-round specials that you can pick from at any time…then you get to go about the dirty, pissing sex you and I were going to have anyway – but this way you’re really getting a deal. You can get covered in my piss for only $31 (41.50 int) for a full piss soaked 21 minutes… that’s enough time for me to cover you in my piss and you to cover me in your cum. Or maybe a 33 minute call for a measly $48 (64.50 int) is something your cock craves. You need all the time you can get to cover me in more than your cum, you’ve got some shit and piss for me too and I am going to take it all. And…a little ass fucking of course too! But you know what? You might need all that time and more, maybe a 75 minute special will strike your fancy tonight. You wanna get to know me, and do all those nasty and naughty things, and it’ll only cost you $125 (or 162.50 int). Now that’s a deal! A hot deal, like as hot as my juices hot. And if you’re feeling extra wild, just feel out our favorite special of all…a two girl special, that includes 15 minutes of me and a friend for only $50. That’s right, only $50 if you’re in the US, and only $75 if you international. How could you say no to one of those deals? Or this pussy? Or ass… or all the naughty things we are going to do…?!

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I know you love pissing sex as much as I do!

pissing sexPissing sex, mmm… just reading that turns you on doesn’t it? Is your cock already rock hard? I bet it fucking is! You’re a dirty, dirty boy and you need a dirty girl like me. Fear not, I am here and my piss is dying to make its way down your face and all over your chest. My lips spread wide open as I stand over you and cover you with my hot piss, mmm… I know you wanna taste it! And I know you will, open your mouth wide and drink all this yummy pee and be begging for more. Now that your cock is covered in my piss, allow me to sit right on it. My pussy or my ass are all yours to play with, I’ll ride your cock with whatever hole you wanna fuck! Whatever you wanna do…we can, a girl as nasty as me will do anything for her man. Get a down and dirty as you can imagine. There’s not a thing I haven’t done! Are you ready to take a walk on the dirty side?

Talk to sexy girls and have toilet sex

toilet sexI know you’ve been googling the same thing over and over again. Talk to sexy girls, toilet sex, pissing sex… only to finally stubble upon my page. I’m a nasty girl, are you a nasty boy? I wanna know…do you wanna get dirty with me? I’m talking really dirty. And I know you want to see exactly how dirty I can get, now don’t you? All day I will make sure to drink an assortment of liquids for you, apple juice and mountain dew go right through me…so I will have to drink lots of that. And make sure to eat lots of fiber too…I know exactly how you like my shit – oh yes that pun was intended. When you come home I’ll be so fucking ready for you, you should just go right ahead and lay down and let me crouch over you. I’ve got a fat load of shit and a full bladder too…I am just hoping you’re going to have the same for me! Let’s be dirty and oh so fucking nasty together…

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You can also find me on tumblr!

pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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You and I both need some pissing sex!

pissing sexYou know all you’re looking for is a dirty girl like me, one that is loaded full of piss. When we’re out at the club and you see me there, looking at you – you know I am a filthy dirty girl looking for some fun! You come closer and you can tell I’ve peed my panties, you can tell I want more than that though. You and I both need some pissing sex – nothing else can possibly be hotter than that. A warm hot stream of piss is what you and I both need. I’ll share my piss if you’ll share yours! We’re going to get outta here quick so I can work on your cock real good baby. You know you’ve been looking for a girl like me that can get down and dirty – you know you’ve found the right girl that will please your cock so good and give you all the juices I have…mmm and baby you know I’ve been saving them just for you. I’ll even let you take home my panties as a souvenir when I’m done pissing on you and riding your cock so good! And once you’re about to cum, go ahead and fill up my pussy with your piss too! I want it all tonight.

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Toilet sex on twitter

toilet sexThey tell me to tone down the nasty, to be a little less filthy. They don’t want to offend anyone with my scandalous twitter posts. ARE YOU KIDDING ME?! Ha! All I talk about it piss and shit! I am pissing my panties right now, in fact. Does that turn you on? I’m sure you’re not offended by the filthy sides of things, you like that toilet sex as much as I do! No denying that! I bet the second you read I was pissing my panties your cock started growing for me. You can’t stop reading, what other juices do I have for you? Well all of them of course! I am a nasty nasty girl that thrives off the things that most can’t stomach. Nothing has ever turned me on as much as peeing in my panties then rubbing my clit till I cum all over them too. I bet you want a pair so you can sniff and breath in that horny piss smell while I talk dirty to you on the phone. REAL FUCKING DIRTY! I can tell you’re not offended at all, I don’t have to hold back with you – your cock certainly isn’t holding back for me!

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Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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We met on tumblr and he loves pissing sex!

pissing sexSure I talk to a lot of people, but recently I met someone worth talking about. He’s just like me… and we met on tumblr. He saw my nasty dirty post and couldn’t resist me, and his love for pissing sex had me swooning over him. I was ready to get straight to business if you know what I mean! It’s always the most fun with both of you enjoy the toilet play and all the yummy juices that come with it! Hot piss on my rock hard nipples, that’s what get’s me soaking wet and begging for more. He would tell me to open wide and I do for the best golden shower! I know that once he’s almost done pissing he’ll slide his cock into my mouth so I can finish him off…piss that tastes so yummy and soon there will be a load of cum to go with it! At least at the rate I am going, I suck hard, fast and deep and it makes him explode in my mouth quicker than you could imagine! I am so thankful tumblr brought us together so we can enjoy all the pissing sex we could ever want with each other.

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Follow us on Twitter!

pissing phone sexHow else do I find those piss loving people? Twitter of course! All us nasty fucks go there in search of those fellow friends that get hard at the thought of all those delicious juices. Those cunts that get soaking wet thinking about all that piss! Hot warm and steamy piss is what’s on my mind tonight… does it turn you on getting that sexy golden shower? Enjoy getting covered in my hot piss? Seeing my spread pussy lips as I stand over you and empty my bladder mmm, I’m getting wet now thinking about it. I want your piss too though, good sluts like me take piss all over this perfect body! Is your cock hard and ready yet? Are you ready to fuck this ass and then this pussy while I piss all over your cock? Mmm, might be exactly what you want. Call me to find out if our nasty personalities are the same… you know toilet play to the extreme is what I am thinking, searching twitter now for all those piss loving people.
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