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pissing phone sexUnfortunately I have to be careful what I say on tumblr. Those people on there can get so easily offended by a scat and piss lover like myself. You want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You love it? You want more? You are such a nasty boy! And I sure do have more for you…mmm.

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Happy Thanksgiving and Happy Toilet Day

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It’s almost Thanksgiving, one of my favorite holidays. You wanna know why? It’s National Toilet Day. That’s right, my poop loving friends. Stuff your gullet and shit it out. You know your big belly is way too full. Mine is too. Oh, my, I feel that urge coming on. Time to head for the potty for some scat dessert. Let me bend over right in front of your face. Look at my asshole. See how it strains to keep my load in. Oooh, a little fart just eased out and it smells like turkey. Bury your face and take a big whiff. Now watch it. Here it comes. Grrrrrrunt.
My puckered sphincter just lost control and here comes your slimy, smelly shit sausage. Open wide, lover, and let it flow into your mouth. Swallow now. Good boy. Now, bury your hard cock right into my shit chute and fuck it hard. Feel the turds lubricate you as you slide back and forth in my gritty gravy. Yeah, I feel you quivering and know you want to spray my bowels with a big load of jizz. Don’t forget though, that you are just human toilet tissue to me and you must clean up all of the delicious brown snot.
Happy Thanksgiving and don’t forget that extra pie. Next time I get to eat the leftovers.

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I love sexy chat on phone. I am a dirty nasty whore. I love cock, Big, small, dirty and diseased. Treat me like you fucking toilet. I want to be covered in your piss and shit. I like it dirty, I like it smelly. Fuck me hard and dirty honey. I and a fucking whore and I need you to treat me like the whore I am.

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I love getting high and fucked up. I will do anything to get fucked up and get fucked. I love anal, getting fucked in the ass and then having you piss inside of my ass. Fill my ass up with your warm nasty piss. I love having to push your warm piss and cum out of my ass along with my nasty runny shit. Make me take all of your cock, cum and piss. I am a dirty  piss whore. Treat me like your fucking toilet and make it as nasty as you can. 

Piss-lovin’ whore

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He pissed in my mouth and I drank it like a shot. There’s something about hot piss that makes me wet. Men seem to love pissing in my mouth, cunt, and ass. I let them. Of course, I expect a little something in return for my “services.” A nice line helps the nasty aftertaste. Plus it makes me hornier than fuck, ready to do anything. Any girl can take a cock in her ass or pussy but my specialities are bathroom play and being human toilet paper. Licking a filthy asshole is like fine dark chocolate, sometimes with nuts. Piss is my personal champagne. I’d sip it out of a glass if I could.
Are you a piss loving freak like me? Or do you just enjoy dominating a woman and forcing her to drink your bladder-ade. Fuck me, fill me, and make me lap shitty ass-sauce off your cock. Mmmmm, I can never get enough bodily fluids. Time to check my levels, babe. Fill me up!!!

It’s the best time of year!

live phone sexAhh, this time of year is my favorite. Do you want to know why? I’m sure you already know if you’re as much as a passionate scat exhibitionist as I am! If you’re not, that’s no problem at all because this year I am willing to introduce you to it. Make you as addicted to it as I am. It’ll eventually be the only thing that gets your dick hard. I see now though, that it already is quite hard. Hard at the thought of me shitting or hard at the thought of someone catching you doing the deed? But you know why  fall is the best time for such a thing? First it’s the fact of getting caught, being out in public when everyone is loving to finally be out doors. People are decorating and people are roaming about to see the end of the year coming to an end. Meanwhile you’re strategically placed behind a tree trying to shit – half hoping not to be seen, the other half wishing they would just look back at you. Oh and if they did see you, squatting there with your dick hard as a rock while you let your shit flow, what would they do? How would one possibly react? You already know the answer to that, and we both know that’s why you came to me. You want the idea of fucking right there in the middle of all this commotion, the shit on the ground, the leaves ready to clean you up even though you don’t actually care. I know that’s exactly what gets your cock hard, and waiting. Nothing else can compare… and I am here to make all your nasty, shit dreams come true. I’m the filthiest girl you’ll ever meet – beware I play dirty.

Fall is the best season!

scat phone sexThe fall weather really has things MOVING if you know what I mean… Things are flowing and there isn’t much I can do about it, I am just looking for someone who can enjoy all I have to offer this time of year. All the food for the holidays has to mean only one thing. All the wine and drinks in celebration of the New Year coming… that’s a lot of trips to the bathroom. See what I am getting at? Why should the toilet get all my glorious piss, all my loads of shit when it can go to a very nasty man just like you!? I would be willing to share my goodies with you, my sickly sweet piss and shit can be all yours. You can take me out away from the party; we’ll go out in the woods and have our fun. All we need is a bed of leaves and we have the bare necessities. I’ll lay you down, put my pussy right on your mouth – I think you should have a taste! Lick lick lick till you make the waterfall cum. My pussy juices will flow and so will my piss, enjoy your golden shower as much as I know I will enjoy yours. Get that cock of yours ready to shove it into my ass – push it in as much as you can with the shit I have trying to hold you back from putting you cock all the way in my ass but I am sure if you just shove it all the way in you both can fit. Shit and cock, piss and cum, what’s wrong with all this fall fun? You and I can be dirty together, better than ANY holiday party.

You’re a dirty dirty boy

dirty phone sexOh you dirty, dirty boy you! I know you’ve been trying to keep your dirty little secret, but I know now, and I won’t let you go without your secret desires anymore my precious, filthy boy! You think about it every time you pass the ladies bathroom, oh that beautiful woman… I bet she would give me the shit I want – literally. You want your scat whore?  I’m the one you call for that shit. No, I cannot stop making the shit jokes either. If you want my shit all over you, you better fucking tell me all about the dirty boy you are! You want my shit, you gotta work for it. If you’re really lucky, I’ll let you fuck me in the ass, I’ll shit a good one for you then, I’ll suck that fucking shit-covered cock of yours. Yes I am a dirty girl too, but I don’t put up with a man who denies his love for shit… so tell me, scream to me how much you love it, let me laugh at you as I shit all over your chest and rub it all in… oh I know you like that so fucking much, your dick has never been harder. What’s that? You are such a nasty boy! You want me to puke all over you too? My pleasure. You can have all of my breakfast, lunch and dinner in any form you want. Look at you, covered in my shit and puke, your dick so hard and ready to blow. Tell me now, you shit lover, how much you love it. Here comes my last load, doesn’t it sound so good coming out, smell so good all over you, mhm, fucking cum, puke and shit everywhere and look what you have done you dirty dirty boy!

Use me as a Toilet.

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I’ve a little something “special” for you. How about a hot, willing mouth ready to drink your piss and lick your filthy asshole. Spread those butt cheeks, lover, and let me smell the secrets within. I see some sticky poop and bits of toilet paper stuck to your puckered shit squirter. Allow me to be your toilet tissue and expertly clean up that mess. And while I’m at it, how about a prostate massage? Oh, you didn’t use an enema first? That’s ok. I love the anal leakage and when I pull my shitty finger out of your cesspool, I’ll just suck it clean.
Maybe you prefer a toilet. Golden showers, anyone? I’ll suck your dirty cock dry and let you finish off by emptying your full bladder right into my eager mouth. I love kidney lemonade and the feel of the warm yellow burst in my mouth. If my mouth overflows, just piss all over my face and tits. I will beg for more.
I do as I’m told and I need a man who will always put me last. Allow me to clean up any mess. I’ll even suck your cock after you fucked a woman on her period. I’m a skanky ‘ho and I’ll do anything to keep you coming back for more.

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Try my new phone chat lines

toilet sexYou know I had the most fantastic call today on my new phone chat lines…he really let me get out all the things I’ve been building up. And oh how I know I helped him too. Now this wasn’t your regular toilet play phone sex at all, no no, this was much more. So I am warning you now, if you’re a frail little bitch then don’t continue reading this blog of mine. Sure I started out shitting for him; it was a great fat shit by the way. He loved to listen and hear it come out and plop into the toilet. After that of course I gave him a nice golden shower, but he wanted more. And oh I know how he felt, I was craving it too. We needed someone else to share this experience with, someone nice and young. A sweet little virgin would do just fine. And finding a girl like this was not too hard either. We started humiliating this bitch, we shit on her, he peed in her eyes and I held them open for him. Her pretty little face wasn’t that pretty anymore, covered in our shit and piss. We had more in store for her though, she was crying and begging but we made her bed over and shit all over his dick. It was time to pop that cherry with her shit all over his big fat cock. Now imagine all these juices- pee, shit, puke, and blood everywhere. Not enough blood though. I begin to hit her shit covered body over and over but still not enough blood. You fuck her little mouth with your shit covered cock and I will fuck her no longer virgin pussy with my biggest, sharpest knife. Now hurry up and cum now, she won’t be here for much longer…this little nasty whore can’t handle all this pain. I can only imagine, look at all the blood. What a gory scene to see!

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Let’s cut right to the chase

toilet sexLet’s cut right to the chase… we’ve got SHIT to do, now don’t we? You want to know exactly what I ate for breakfast, lunch and dinner – hmm? You want me to tell you how I saved my shit for you all day long, waiting for you to call me for our toilet sex. I know that’s exactly what you want to hear and you’re lucky to know it’s all true. As bad as I needed to shit and as much as I wanted to release my hot piss… I waited for you. I knew even if it took all day you would call me and we could enjoy this together. I’ll straddle you, squatting above your chest and ready to tell you about today’s meals as I show you all the shit I have at the same time. I know you love hearing about what I ate as you see and feel it coming out onto your chest. I know you love when I put my pussy right on your mouth and let my piss flow down your throat. I love to hear you slurping and swallowing as I piss in your mouth and moan cause it feels so fucking good. I’ve been holding it all day so there’s a lot and I would love to piss all over your fucking cock. Go ahead and put it in my pussy, it’s wet with cum and piss already… ready for you to fill me up with your cock. And once you’re in nice and deep I want you to feel my hot piss around your cock, my pussy tight and holding onto your throbbing boner. Once that’s done I want to taste my juices all over! Let me suck you cock dry from my piss and shit, and after that I’ve got a surprise for you…but you’ll have to call to see what that is.