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A Trashy MILF is Always Popular with Her Son’s Friends

trashy milfThis trashy milf can clean up when she must. I would love to wear hot pants and a tube top to school functions. One time I showed up looking like bad ass Sandy from Grease and I was sent home. Me. A mother of 4 students at the school was sent home by an angry mob of soccer moms. They were just jealous they couldn’t pull off the look. I was a little rough around the edges then. Not that I am not still; it is just now I know how to smooth my edges for the right occasion. I put on a sexy dress and went to my sons’ high school to piss off jealous soccer moms. The moment I made my fashionably late entrance, all eyes were on me. The jelly moms, the lustful dads and the horny boys all looked at me. That was what I wanted. Hell, even the teachers had their eyes glued to me. When a few of the schoolboys realized whose mom I was, they started befriending my sons. The boy with the hot mom is usually the most popular boy in school. I did my mom duty attending the boring PTA meeting. I told my sons to invite some of the boys over afterwards to go swimming. We have a small indoor pool. About an hour after we got home, schoolboys arrived ready to do cannon balls in our pool. I wanted to be a gangbang whore. While about 8 boys were goofing off in the pool, I was undressing to join them. They all gazed at my hot milf body as I got in the pool with them. I showed off my great lung capacity by blowing boys under the water. I ended up holding on to the ladder in a semi floating position while teen boys fucked me one after another. I drained teen balls and made my two older sons the most popular boys in school.

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You do such a good job at teaching the little brats how to lick on my mommy cunt properly.  That’s exactly what they need. An education on proper pussy licking. Before long I expect them to be connoisseurs of mommy cunt as well.

I don’t possess whatever that characteristic is that makes some mommies and grannies think that the little ones are not supposed to be their sex toys. Personally, I think that’s the whole reason that I pushed them out many years ago. Not only so they could be my sex toys but so that their offspring could be my sex toys. Not just my toys but the toys for whomever I so choose to share them with.

So, you teach them. Typically, I’m not in my right mind anyways. You know what the best kind of a drug addict is? An educated one. People for some reason assume that just because I get high that I must not be very smart. I’m a fucking genius. I figured out years ago that I could party as much as I want and fuck as much as I want and still survive and have a good time. I don’t do without anything. You may have a fancier car than I have but I guarantee you I probably orgasm more than you do. 🙂

I think after you get done teaching these brats how to eat me out properly, I’m gonna let my landlord come over for a little visit and pick which one of their little tight holes he wants to violate. Now tell me that isn’t genius? 

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Trashy Milf Madam

trashy milfYou know what is better than a trashy milf? Two of them. My friend Darla and I decided to wreck some havoc last night. She has a teen daughter. A teen virgin daughter. Hard to believe with a mother like Darla, a teen girl would still be a virgin. Her mom is as big of a whore as me. She is an ex-trophy wife who made it rich when her husband violated the prenuptial agreement, the one he assumed she would break. She was just a smarter cheater than he was. Anyway, she told me she wanted to find a lover for her daughter. An older man who would fuck her right. She came to the right woman because when you are the madam of a big brood of young sexy prostitutes, you know men dying to fuck young pussy. I had just the guy for her too. One of my husband’s clients pays top dollar for teen virgin pussy. I told Darla not only could I get her an older lover for her daughter, I could get her a big bag of cash too. Not that she needs the money, but honestly, who turns down money ever? Xander came over right away. Darla got her daughter ready. I dressed her in a baby doll nightgown. It was pink with matching bikini panties. She looked sweet and innocent, yet seductive too. I know Xander’s type. He took three of my daughters’ cherries. Xander likes to be watched by the mother. Darla and I had ringside seats to her daughter’s cherry popping ceremony. The girl cried even though Xander was gentle. It always hurts the first time. We played with our pussies watching a much older man fuck a teen girl for the first time. Afterwards, we cleaned up her cum filled cunt with our tongues. Every girl should lose her virginity with  her momma watching.

Trashy MILF Valentine

trashy milfWhen you are a trashy milf, every boy wants to be you valentine. Not just your sons either. A few years ago, I fucked a young man for a sweet teen birthday. He is in college now and he looked me up on Facebook. A boy never forgets his first fuck. He told me that I ruined him for coeds. I have heard that before. My sons tell me that often. He wanted to take me out on a date. Normally, I don’t fuck former clients because I don’t fuck for free. Well, I don’t fuck former clients for free. I love fucking my sons and their friends. This boy had a big cock when I fucked him. He was still growing, so I had no doubt he was even bigger now. I debated it in my head. When you are a hot milf, younger guys get attached easily. Even when they are in their no strings attached phase of fucking, a milf pussy is addicting. We know things young girls don’t We do things young girls don’t. I went out with him. My husband teased me about having a date with a high school boy. He wasn’t that young anymore. He was young though. I over thought everything.  He just wanted to fuck me again. We had a nice dinner but dessert was what we both wanted. He had a hotel room for us. That was unnecessary. I would have fucked him in my car lol. Hell, I would have fucked him in the restaurant’s mens room. He wanted to give a trailer trash whore some romance, so I followed his lead. Not my style, but I was just there for his young foot long cock. Happy Valentine’s Day to me. I came home filled with cum and my offspring wanted to clean me up and hear all about my hot date.

No Limits Phone Sex Line

phone sex lineNo limits phone sex line is what I offer you. Discreet too. You can tell me your naughty secrets and I won’t tell a soul. I have a lot of secrets too. My husband’s money protects us, however. We got busted by vice over the weekend. I thought it was over. I look awful in orange and worse in a jumpsuit. Somehow a vice officer busted our home whore outfit. He passed through my husband’s strict vetting process. He paid thousands of dollars too for some boy dick. We thought he was a P man like most of our clients.  My husband had to make it all go away. He did. My husband gave him way more than he paid for our youngest son and promised him free dick and cunt for the rest of his life. Turns out we were played. The vice officer had no intention of turning us in. He is a dirty P man who wanted some jailbait sexy prostitutes but couldn’t afford our services. Some how he found out about us on the dark net and ran a little sting operation to benefit himself. Initially, my husband and I were pissed. But we thought about it. Having an inside guy goes both ways. We can do as much damage to him as he can to us. My husband secretly filmed him blowing our young son’s dick and fucking his tight asshole. That was not undercover work. That was P daddy kind of fun. We didn’t tip our hand. Now, we have a very damming video that will keep our extortionist in check. He will eventually demand more. They always do and when that day comes, we are prepared. In the meantime, we are letting him molest our sons all he wants. There will be a day we will need his help.

I Put the Trash in White Trash Phone Sex

white trash phone sexI take pride in the fact that I put the trash in white trash phone sex. Our maid took a personal day and we needed a few groceries. No biggie, right? I can drive and I can shop. I slipped on some yoga booty shorts and a tank top and jumped in the car. I went to Trader Joe’s because it was the closet grocery store to the house. Honestly, I was not planning on getting into any trouble, but I should have known better. It is me. I turned some heads. I was dressed too sexy for the store, but in my defense, I see yoga moms dressed like me all over the city anytime I leave the house. I picked up some admirers. A single dad and his young son followed me all over the store. I was not sure who liked me more, dad or son. I was happy to entertain them both. The boy was more my type, but dad was hot. My husband wouldn’t mind if I gave them a freebie. In the frozen food aisle, I turned to him knowing my nipples could cut glass and I had no bra on. I asked him if he wanted to have some fun. He looked at me dumbfounded, then looked at his boy. I knew what he was thinking, so I told him to bring him along. I was in the mom mobile. Plenty of backseat room. We all piled in and I fucked them both. Fucked them both in the minivan. Father and son both got some trashy milf pussy. The father didn’t mind that I took his son’s V card. The boy didn’t mind sharing me with his father. I came home without groceries and cum in my cunt. Proof that I can not even shop without being trashy.

Trashy MILF

trashy milfThis trashy milf almost got arrested this weekend. I was at a birthday party for a young boy. My daughter babysits him on occasion, and I was invited along with her. This family is not a trailer park family like my family. They went to college. They are part of the social scene in town. They are rich. I did my best to dress the part of a normal, classy woman. I was trying not to look like a whore. That is a challenge for me. The birthday boy was so cute. He was a little horn dog too. I caught him looking up my skirt. I wasn’t wearing underwear. He told me I had a nice pussy. There went any hope of being a normal woman. I kept thinking about the boy and how much I wanted to see his little pecker. I wanted to fuck him. Nothing says happy birthday like banging an old trailer trash whore, right? The problem was I was in a house full of people who would probably kill me if I touched a hair on the head of any of the boys there. So, I just masturbated thinking of what his young cum would taste like. I almost got busted by the boy’s mother. She came down the stairs as my fingers were up my cunt. Luckily, I was able to duck into a cubby hole under the stairs to finish rubbing one out in discretion. Once we got home, I told my daughter to bring that boy over for a play date soon.

Dirty Phone Sex Family Christmas

dirty phone sexI hope you have a dirty phone sex Christmas like my family. We have been enjoying some kinky family fun since our brood is home from school until after the first of the year. Last night was an odd night. None of us had special dates. That meant we could watch movies and fuck. Daddy enjoyed having all his little girls home at once. I enjoyed having my sons all to myself. I watched daddy make each of his daughter’s a dick spinner. Been a long time, since all of us have been home together. We were going to make the most of it. My girls each came hard on daddy’s dick. He is old enough to be their granddad, but his dick still gets hard around young bald cunts. I tell men all the time, if you have limp dick issues, get yourself a jailbait pussy. Young cunt can wake the dead. While daddy was entertaining our daughters, I decided to be a gang bang whore for our sons. One by one they fucked me. My pussy was full of boy DNA, but that did not stop any of my sons from fucking me. Creampies don’t phase them. The glow of the Christmas tree and the warmth of the fire was a nice back drop to our kinky family fun. I love the holidays.

It’s Me You Want

 

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I’m standing here buck naked, and I’m ready to fuck your brains out. You know that I love you, and you know that I love the way we have raw crazy fucking sweaty sex. I couldn’t help myself but to want to fuck you over and over every time I saw your face whenever you would come to visit my sister. You are the man of my dreams; you’re the only one for me even though you belong to her. I know that you told her you would marry her when you got out of the military, but really are you serious? You can’t marry someone who bores you have to death that’s just not fair to anyone, especially me. I make your cock go insane every time you’re fucking me in my asshole you fall in love all over again. I know she saw you first. I know she thinks that she’s the perfect girl for you, but that isn’t true at all, and you and I we both know it. Whenever I stuff your big fat cock down my throat with my no gag reflex, you know that it’s me who’s really meant for you. I’m your freaky fucking slut. I am the horror that you have always dreamt about, and you know that I can satisfy you better than anyone else, including my sister. We are meant to be together; we’re meant to be fucking each other like beasts in heat.

Teen Sluts Fucking

teen sluts fuckingMy daughters had a party last night. Just an old-fashioned pajama party. It turned into teen sluts fucking because I was the chaperone and I love teen pussy. I was not going to be around a bunch of teen girls and be on good behavior. Good behavior is not what I excel at. I am good at corrupting young girls. I saw it as a recruitment opportunity. I love being a pimp. I have an eye for young talent. So do my daughters. I was pretty confident that my girls were helping with the recruitment process. It was easy to get the clothes off those girls. It was even easier to lick and finger their tight bald cunts. I had to test out the merchandise. Virgin jailbait girls demand high money. I have a special Christmas party coming up soon in need of virgin cunt. I told my daughters I would give them a finder’s fee. I made the girls an offer they couldn’t refuse. A big money opportunity too. My fingers and tongue determined that they were virgins. A virgin school girl is a rarity nowadays. I enjoyed the night testing the merchandise. Daddy filmed it secretly because he is going to sell their virgin pussies to the highest bidder. We gonna make bank on our daughters’ school girl friends.