I am ready for a trailer trash whore Christmas, are you? Are you wondering what that entails? Several things, hot and dirty things. Lolita sex, creampies, snowballing, anal sex, hookers, incest, drugs and alcohol. Personally, I think a trailer trash Christmas is the best kind. It is certainly more fun than the holidays your wives plan, right? The naughty festivities have begun in my house. Last night, I had a date with some frat boys. It has been a long-standing thing once a month. I came home reeking of jizz. I sat on the chair by the fireplace and the Christmas tree. I spread open my ass and my cunt. My little whores are like bloodhounds for cum. They can smell a drop of it a mile of way. I did not need to say a word. They smelled the jizz in me and came running down the hall, my youngest son included, to eat my cum filled cunt. While they ate my sloppy pussy, I snorted a few lines of coke off my oldest son’s cock. Oh my, the holiday festivities were off to an early start. A daughter would suck some cum out of my pussy, and kiss one of her siblings. I love watching my whores fight for the cum that is running out of my pussy and asshole. My lovely sluts ate mommy’s creamy snatch and ass for hours. It was the hottest image. I could see the cum that was inside me now on their faces. I could see them being greedy cum sluts snowballing every last drop of cum. They are thorough. They licked my ass crack too. This is what the holidays are about to me. Kinky family fucking. I have raised my hookers for hire to be good cum sluts. Good ass lickers. Good whores. With me as their mother, how could they be anything else?
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Caroline’s Anal Sex Whore Holiday Party
If you want to come to my Anal Sex Whore Holiday Party then you better let me know in a hurry! We can only pack so many perverts into my buddy’s little bar and the butt fucking slut slots are filling up quicker than a hot whore takes it in all of her holes because all of my regular rectum ramming clients have already R.S.V.P.’d! If you want to cram your package into a bunch of hooker butts and blow your cream deep inside of as many shitty cum caves as you can on Christmas Day, then you need to call now!
The drinks are as cheap as they are cold and the action is just as nasty as you want it to be at the Bony Bottom Saloon, you’ll always find a good time when you visit. The Christmas blow-outs are where it’s at, though. My friend and his wife love this time of year most of all and are great at giving back to their patrons and community. This year, I’m helping them out and offering up a couple of handfuls of whores who love to get paid for taking hard cocks straight up their asses. Nothing turns a party up faster than freaky anal fucking with everyone watching, I don’t care what kind of shindig it is!
Of course there’ll be tons of specials, dancing and dirty raffle giveaways but there are all kinds of other gifts and treats in store for you, as if banging out a bunch of horny anal loving whores wasn’t enough! Find yourself under some mistletoe with a paid ho and get some sloppy cock kisses. Catch the Elf with No Self-Esteem and her tight teen ass is yours until you’re done with it. If you want a bit of jolly joy in your asshole, you can sit on Santa’s lap and show him how good of a boy you are, he’ll be tending bar, getting head and fucking as many crapholes as he can! Better hurry up and call if you want in. Get yourself a teen anal whore for the holidays while you can!
Hooker Phone Sex for the Holidays Keeps Us Busy
Hooker phone sex for the holidays keeps me and my sluts busy. I think every client we have served past, and present all want my slutkins this month. Daddy and I do our best to accommodate our clients, especially our regulars. We have this one guy who has been with us since we only had 1 little slut and me. Once upon a time, my husband told me to shave two years off my age to fuck him. At that time, I was legal age, but he likes his girls Lolita age. He is a gentle lover which is not always the case with “Johns,” and he spoils the girls. We love dates with Daddy Dave as we call him. He is older than my husband. He as been a P man since he was in his 30s. They are very similar, my husband and Daddy Dave, which is why I think my little hos love him so much. Fucking him, reminds them of fucking daddy.
Me and the girls had a date with Daddy Dave last night. He had his mansion decked out for the holidays. A huge Christmas tree was in the foyer, and underneath were presents for me and my sexy prostitutes. We had a family mock Christmas. He catered in a nice meal for us. We exchanged gifts. Then we had a family fucking celebration in front of the tree on this big white rug. My four angels took turns worshiping his cock while I sat on his face so he could lick mommy’s pussy and eat her ass. I was cumming all over his face. He was feeding my sluts his first load of cum. About an hour before he has a date with us, he pops a Viagra. He can go all night on that stuff. My girls toss his salad, suck his cock and he fucks them all, thanks to one little blue pill, he can fuck a bunch of young hookers for hours. We made a hardcore orgy porn so he can remember his special Christmas time with his rent a daughters and wife.
Sexy Prostitutes Stay Busy Fucking Daddies During the Holidays
My sexy prostitutes stay busy this time of year. Super busy too. Every night until Christmas Eve my little slutkins have dates. Schoolgirls by day, hookers at night. They are all about making money though. They love treating men like you like they treat their own daddy. They are all daddy’s girls. Last night, my oldest daughter got gang banged. The problem was that was not what the client requested. We like to know how to prepare our whores, so the Johns need to tell us what they want from our whores. That helps us know what to charge too. This guy wanted the daddy experience. He said nothing about his ten closest friends wanting to fuck my girl too. My husband had a talk with him today and demanded more money. He has now been black balled from our whores. Or at least from fucking any of our sluts without an adult present to watch him behave. My girl is okay, but sore as fuck and out of commission for a bit. Her ass hole looked worse than the asshole of an anal sex whore. I took good care of her though. That is what a mommy whore does. I am still in demand myself, but I mostly manage the girls. And that includes soothing swollen, tender holes. They fucked her asshole up. My girl is a far cry from a virgin. She is a seasoned whore, but ten men pounding her teenage ass for hours with no lube, that hurt her. She is a trouper through. She is my best whore too. She never complains. She knows just how to give a man what he wants too. In front of the Christmas tree, I licked her asshole and pussy, just like a mother cat cleans her kittens. I soothed her asshole which was partially prolapsed. Hookers for hire always have some risks with the job. She will be okay in a few days and back at making daddy and I money.
Sorority Girls Fucking Old Guys is Safe
It’s easy as hell to get some stupid sorority girls fucking for money. All I do is bring some of my cunt loving clients to their dumbass house and show them that they can use their horny little holes to make all the cash they need to get through college. Letting one or two old guys a day blow their dusty loads all over them will put more money in those sorority sluts’ pockets than working for hours a day at any bookstore or cafeteria. I just do the hooker math for them and present them with a living example of the mature meat they’ll be pleasuring, the rest is up to them.
Sorority sisters are fucking freaks with major daddy issues. If I do happen to find one with her head on straight I just flash her a smile, give her my card and move onto the next nasty little lady. That doesn’t happen a lot, there aren’t many street smarties in any sorority. I can find plenty of naive nellies willing to give hoing for golden oldies a try, some of the house mothers, too. Having a few college crews on my roster of sexy prostitutes is great for my bank account and theirs!
Look, a buck doesn’t stretch nearly as far as it used to. The way I see it, I’m doing those dumb college chicks a cum filled favor. Hell, I even do a little on the job hooker training with them just to make sure they can handle it! I give them a way to pay for all of their schooling plus connect them with some good ol’ geriatric tricks that will always treat them like gold. Those senile snatch hounds love fresh meat so much, it’s probably the thought of showing them the ways of the flesh, even if they had to pay to do it. The stupid sorority sluts get laid, paid and linked up with some old dudes to help them fuck away their daddy issues. It’s the safest way to get a girl into hooking. If I put those tramps on the stroll and make them work the streets with my seasoned whores, they’d get eaten alive.
Training Your Son or Daughter to be a Teen Anal Whore
In my family, each of my sons and daughters needs to be a teen anal whore. Guys love to fuck an ass. It is the most requested menu item for my whores. Many adult escorts will say no Greek in their ads like on Private delights, which is a legitimate escorting platform. So many women will not take a cock in their asses, even the professionals. You cannot be a good whore nor a popular one and not do anal. I have anally trained all of my whores. I trained them young too. Here are a few tidbits of information. The ass is easier to fuck when they are super young. A cock will not damage the asshole like it can the pussy and if you have a family of super young sexy prostitutes, you do not want to be going to the doctor often for UTIs and things like that. It puts you on the radar. So big cocks fuck the ass before the cunt when my whores are under a certain age. Two, you are less likely to get a breeding age girl pregnant by fucking her in the ass. So, men will fuck my teen whore’s pussies, but save their load for their assholes. My boys get anally trained too. Plenty of men love to fuck a tight boy ass. Do you? No shame in it. I have three boys down to fuck anyone I tell them to fuck. Okay so the older two are less willing now, but my youngest boy loves anal sex just like all his sisters. If you have a young girl or a young son, I can help you train them to be an anal whore. You just need lube, fingers and a small dildo. All my young hookers for hire started with fingers and small dildos, now they can easily take 8 inches and more in their tight assholes, just like their mommy. Whores should always give up the ass. That is why I train them for men like you.
Trashy Milf Beverly and Her Bestie Shop and Fuck on Small Business Saturday
This trashy milf and her bestie went shopping on Saturday. It was Small Business Saturday. I do not remember such a thing when I was a young girl, but then no one went to shop at 4 am on Black Friday back then either. My girlfriend and I like to shop local. We both hook for a couple weeks prior to Small Business Saturday. We go down to the truck stop to hustle so we have money to spend locally. It is our annual holiday tradition. We may be trailer park whores, but we have expensive tastes. There are lots of local boutiques with designer clothes. It is like our Pretty Woman moment. The stuck-up cunts that work in these boutiques never think we have the money to spend in their stores based on how we dress. Sure, I am a trashy milf, and so is my bestie, but we have money. We like to fuck with the cunts. If they treat us like trash, we try on everything and do not spend a dime in those stores. Then we come back with our bags of expensive clothes and say, “Big mistake,” just like Julia Roberts in Pretty Woman.
We met this guy in the Christian Dior store. He was a delivery guy, but a hunk. He checked us out. We are hard to miss. Two old broads in skintight dresses and high heels in a fancy boutique? We looked like hookers. Well, technically, we are hookers, but we spend money just the same on Small Business Saturday as even the highest class of women. We spent about 10 grand in a couple boutiques who did not mind a couple trailer park whores in their stores. We then took the delivery guy back to my trailer to show off our cock sucking skills. My bestie and I share everything together, especially cock. This guy was not our typical young guy, but he had a cock big enough to share. He ate pussy well too. He had a shaved head. At one point during our kinky threesome, I rubbed my bald snatch on his head giving him a Mr. Clean shine on his head.
It was the perfect day for this trashy milf and her friend. We got some great deals on expensive designer clothes. We got to fuck a handsome and hung man. We also got to mock some stuck-up cunts who clearly did not want us shopping in their stores on Small Business Saturday. Just because we are hookers does not mean our money is less worthy. We work hard for that money.
Sexy Prostitutes Stay Busy During the Holiday Season, Even the Boys
Sexy prostitutes stay busy during the holiday season. This is our busy time of year. From Thanksgiving to the New Year, our little sluts will have dates. Even my boys are booked solid too. Some are with daddies who appreciate a young boy ass, but some are with milfs like me who enjoy a sweet young son experience. Last night my youngest son and I were hired by a rich widow. She was like a rich Beverly Hills trophy wife who inherited a ton of money when her husband passed. She never had little ones because she was forbidden to get pregnant. Her oil magnate husband did not want any more brats fighting over his fortune when he was gone. She was his 5th wife. So, she decided to hire a young boy to give her the mommy experience. She wanted a trashy milf there to help guide her. She did not need my advice, however. This old broad had played a mother son seduction in her head so many times that she knew just what she was doing. My youngest boy is very submissive. He loves older women. Older men too. His two brothers are more alpha males, but my baby is my beta boy. He licked her pussy and ass. He let her explore his young beautiful, hairless body with her hands and mouth. He ended up riding her old hairy pussy. You do not see many hairy snatches these days. She was older than me, but not by more than a decade. I will always have a smooth snatch. My son got into it though. It was his first hairy mommy pussy. When the client wanted to have hardcore anal sex, my son did not object. Turns out she wanted to fuck his ass instead of the other way around and that was perfect for him. He loves it in the ass. It is going to be a busy but profitable holiday season for me and my family of whores.