I was day drinking and enjoying some sun in the park when I got asked to make some drunk sex porn right there in public! I was on my day off drinking liquor and sun bathing when these two guys came up to me. One of them had a camera and the other was smoking a joint, they asked me if I would flash my tits and suck them off on video. At first, I thought they were kidding around but then I saw their hard dicks in their pants and knew they were dead serious. I was feeling really nice from the liquor warming my empty stomach and I thought about all the freaky phone sex I’d been having and started to get wet. I figured, what the hell, might as well make some cash on my day off. I told them to follow me to a more secluded spot where I could get down and dirty just like I did while I have white trash phone sex. I showed them my tits and let them have a look at my stocking covered cunt, they were eager to fuck my mouth and get some good shots but I told them to pay me first. Once I had the cash, I started doing my best cum guzzling slut impression as I sucked them right there in the park!
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Trashy MILF Times Two is Always A Wild Ride
The only thing better than a trashy milf, is two of them. I am known as a BBC whore. I am one for sure. Nothing I love more than a big black cock jammed tightly in my cunt or ass. But I have a bi side. You can thank my daughter for that. I never ate pussy until I became a mommy to a sweet baby girl. As women get older, we become freakier. Honestly, we just need things to be kinkier as we age. I started playing with women besides my daughter when I was in my 40s. My daughter was a teenager then and spending more time with boys. I would seduce her friends, and sometimes even their mothers. Sally is a woman I have been hooking up with for years. We do not get together often, but when we do it is always a wild ride.
She shot me a booty text last night. I have not seen her since January. We text about once a week but hook ups are few and far between. It can be challenging to find us both home and alone at the same time. I bought a bottle of wine and invited her over. She is classier than me. I am a trailer trash whore born and raised in a trailer park. She is from the good part of town. She is married. Did I mention that? I usually only get to see her when her husband is on a golfing trip with his buddies. She was horny and wanting to eat some pussy and rim some ass. We had a few drinks and chatted before the clothes came off. Her husband might like to watch us sometime, but she always laughs at that suggestion. Wouldn’t you like to watch your wife with another woman? Most men would. Personally, I think she is afraid to tell her husband she likes to eat the pussy and ass of an older trailer park whore. She is slumming sort of, I guess.
She can use me all she wants. Every time she eats my pussy, I get a sloppy wet pussy. I think she has had plenty of pussy in her life. My guess is she is at least bisexual but afraid of how coming out as polyamorous would affect her social standing. I have no social standing anywhere, so I do not care what people think. I will continue to be her dirty secret. I mean I am getting one hell of a hot time out of it.
Drunk Girl Fucking in a Bar Full of Horny Men
I am more of a coke whore than a drunk girl fucking. But I can drink any man under the table, even as skinny as I am. I think all that coke gave me a high tolerance for any illicit substance. I was challenged last night at this local dive bar. I was bragging about how no man can get me drunk enough to do shit I don’t want to do. I never pass up a challenge. Never. Ever. I took his bet and started doing shots of Fireball followed by beers. I was keeping up with this big guy who thought he could out drink me. At some point in our little drinking competition, I got super horny. Liquor does that too me. A trailer trash whore can still handle her booze. This guy did not know me or my reputation as an old coke whore. He also did not realize I was a dirty slut too. He thought he won when I started blowing every guy in the bar. He thought that meant he won. I told him he was not making me be a whore. I was one with or without the booze. I wanted to suck those cocks. The truth is there is not much I will not do so this guy was not winning. I kept pounding back the beers while I was blowing guys and talking to my challenger too. He was looking like he might puke. He was struggling to keep up with a skinny lot lizard. I told him we could call off the bet, but he was not losing to a blonde fucking whore. I ordered a round of beer and started pounding them fast again. He was wasted. Slurring his words, stumbling all over the place. When he went down like a sack of potatoes, I took his clothes off and fucked his ass with a beer bottle. I also wrote all over his body with a black sharpie like Loser and Shrimp dick. For as big and tall as he was, I expected more. I went back to fucking the men in the bar to celebrate being crowned the beer queen whore. Like I said, no one out drinks me.
Druggy Porn Star Beverly Cannot Hold Her Liquor
I am a druggy porn star. In my head at least. What can I say? When it comes to coke, pot and pills, I party like a rock star and keep my dignity. Not that I have much dignity to begin with, LOL. I just mean that I do not get sloppy when high. Drinking is my weakness, however. I can hold my liquor better than most women, but I am a sloppy drunk, nonetheless. Last night I crashed a party. One of the girls at the party challenged me to a drinking contest. I think she wanted to shame me. I was 3 times her age, but the guys at the party turned their focus to me not her when I crashed the party. They were more interested in the trashy milf than her, and I think she just got jealous. She wanted to see me falling down drunk, praying to the porcelain gods. I knew it was a possibility because liquor not my drug of choice. Challenge accepted and challenged failed. She handed me a bottle of Jack Daniels and I guzzled it like I was Janis Joplin on stage. In between guzzles, I took some hits off my pipe and a couple lines of devil’s dust too. Soon, I looked like the girl from the Exorcist. I was puking after I drank most of the bottle of Jack. So was the girl who challenged me. We both lost the challenge and we both lost our dignity, LOL. The guys at the party did not care that we were sloppy drunk though. Their dicks were hard for the two drunk girls. I had puke breath. So did she, but again, I think the guys at the party preferred drunk girls fucking. I can be high as a kite and remember everything. A bottle of Jack Daniels and I am a puking, fucking, hot mess. My pussy was full of cum the next morning. Hell, I had cum matted in my hair too. If those guys did not mind fucking me, I did not mind them fucking me. Do you like a drunk girl fucking?
Druggy Phone Sex: Don’t Tell Daddy I Do All The Drugs!
“Bend over, and take it” his raspy voice moans into my ear as he shoves me down against the desk, in Druggy phone sex. He’s there to collect on what he’s owed and he’s brought a few friends with him. You know, growing up I was always told that a woman’s body is golden and you could get absolutely whatever you wanted if you used it correctly. I think that one of my biggest and best mistakes was realizing that I could get all the Drugs that I desired just by batting my pretty eyes in the right person’s direction.
I have this habit of getting in debt to all of the dealers in my area because they will want me… But when they come to collect it’s usually quite a rough experience. So, I’m going to take just a moment to tell you about one of the most intense ones.
You see, I was fairly young when I got mixed up with this person who was selling some lucy. Lucy is my absolute favorite thing to do, and I would do just about anything for it, and he knew this! So, I agreed to let him and some friends come over one night when I was all alone at home. Little did I know I was soon going to be turned into their little Teen anal whore. It definitely turned into an interesting experience when he came in and pushed me down, slipping himself into me with no questions.
However, it didn’t stop there, his friends all thought that they needed a little taste as well… And, one by one they each took turns, some of them not even waiting. Forcing me to be double penetrated while I sat there whimpering like a dirty little slut, practically begging for more. Now it’s all I think about, all the cock, all the time. Like a slutty little whore.
Can I be your dirty little whore?
Viva Colombia
Coke is fun and all, but visiting my family and friends in Medellin, Colombia (also known as the cocaine capital), I discovered something new! The pink powder substance was esthetically pleasing at first sight. At first, I thought it was makeup, candy, or even an art powder. To my dismay, it was going to be the best drug ever.
I went to a guaracha party, a word in Spanish that means a dance party, and the music was terrific. It put me in a trance, with a few lines of Tucibi 2C for short. My god, is it so popular in Colombia? I couldn’t believe I couldn’t find this in Miami thus far. It put me in such a good mood and made me want to fuck everyone. It was such a wild ride I can’t even talk about it in only one blog! Stay tuned to hear all about my fun and how 2c is becoming the hot topic in druggy phone sex for me. Viva Colombia, papa!????????